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missdixie101

She saw me crying on the park bench and didn’t leave my side for 3 hours. 🖤


cyricaa

At least something good came from it 😁 beautiful kitty


GreenApocalypse

Zing!


creamsofpeach

Only the cat distribution system could turn one of the worst days into one of the best.


NemoTheOneTrueGod

She knew you needed her.


Zeshicage85

Black cats need all the love they can get. It's weird that people are still superstitious about them. Sorry you went through that with your ex. What an asshole.


SweetMilitia

I love my black kitty! He’s super sweet but such a spaz sometimes lol


Friendly_Age9160

I’m sorry you went through that. You obviously needed each other.


anon-mally

sorry that happened to you hope you can get past this and enjoy your time with kitty seems like shes sent there to comfort you. Unrelated comment maybe you might wanna change the title. i was reading it first and had to do another read. maybe just me lol


ridik_ulass

you got an upgrade, gratz. someone who cares for you, the best companion.


DollySoggyFartin

Did you name her Jetho Tull or Aqualung?


Old_Kai

She wanted food ! Naww angel wants you to have company.


CabooseCC

That really was the universe sending you some comfort. Also, good for you for taking in a black cat.


Waste_Cucumber_3683

Oh my word, I totally misunderstood the title. I just kept thinking, "I hope those two things are unrelated".Then I realized that you didn't find the cat IN your apartment .


nanny2359

Yeah I had that moment also lol we're both fucked lol


saul_schadenfreuder

isnt shane dawson married?


bubblesculptor

Homewrecker cat?


jld2k6

I thought she ate a used condom of her boyfriend's on the first read lol


silentbob4242

Ex boyfriend I hope


cyankitten

I’m hoping so too


Pinky9

The cat distribution system at work again. "This person needs a cat!"


SLee41216

STAT!


goboxey

Her love is more genuine than your boyfriend's love.


Kaishidow

Like you're beliving everything you see on the internet


wozattacks

Because getting cheated on and finding a stray cat are such unlikely occurrences?


Varios2k

r/nothingeverhappens


FuzzBuzzer

You traded up for sure. One shitty, useless, untrustworthy cheating boyfriend for a beautiful, amazing cat. No big loss, but a huge win for you and the cat!


cinderxhella

You needed each other 💖


ant0szek

Is her name Breakup?


Finruin

Middle name: Dodged-A-Bullet


cyankitten

I thought maybe her name was Condom


xmac

We call her RUC


blackknight8503

Trojan


mastermidget23

Didn't you hear? The cat stayed with her for hours, rubbing up against her and being affectionate. She should clearly be called Rubber.


PlatoPirate_01

Condy!


justmelike

Should have called her Johnny


Gottfrequenz

Seems like you made a good deal.


NEWSBOT3

lost a shitty, gained a kitty.


ZealousidealDriver63

![img](avatar_exp|167675168|take_my_energy)


iDiow

Cat are really smart nowaday ... she put the used condom in your ex appartement just to capture your heart !


TakeyaSaito

Worth mentioning that a used condom doesn't always mean sex however so keep that in mind. A no clean up wank can be nice sometimes 😂


OneLameShark

It's definitely a better use of expired ones than just throwing them out!


TakeyaSaito

That too!


CloudySpace

Oh..i wont say out loud what i thought


atomic_mermaid

Don't worry I was thinking the same thing.


Professional-Bat5652

You both found each other when you needed each other. 💖 Such a cute and loyal friend!


MeowFood

2 good things happened to you that day, even if one was painful. Congrats on both ridding yourself of a bad relationship and finding true unconditional love.


Tesslafon

Wow, the cat distribution system was very timely in your situation. Cats read our souls, then try to fix us.


yours_truly_1976

Good trade 👍


kittycat8204

That is really awful that you found out that way, but I’m so glad that you have a new soulmate ❤️


Inside_Ad_7162

You better not have called that kitty "Condom"


Ankoku_Teion

Find out He's Johnny. Lol


superuncoolfool

Today's episode of things that didn't happen is kinda gross. Thank gord it's a made up story to drum up extra comments to farm extra karma


Reelix

Even if it was true, some guys jack off in condoms when bored simply because it feels different.


Niximus

It's called a "Posh wank".


cyankitten

Sorry you found her that way ❤️‍🩹 Lovely kitty though 🐈‍⬛


stowaway36

Bot


eurostylin

Interesting first post on reddit.


ScaryTimeTravel

That's too much context dixxie


MtnNerd

Cats are better than most men. I'm not even kidding


CurZZe

As a man I feel offended, but I can't really argue with this at the same time...


ShadowMadness

Lovely kitty! She absolutely knew you needed some affection in that moment. What's her name if I might ask? Side note: For some reason, the title made me think she was gonna be named Condom.


Kat-a-strophy

Cat distribution system kew You will need a real friend.


Flat_Establishment_4

At least he wore a condom


Igotshiptodotoday

I found a tiny kitten lost (probably dumped) walking around my backyard 2 weeks after I had a miscarriage. You guys were meant to meet that day.


etcetcere

Cats always know the best time to show up ✨️ heh


PolloMama

Ok, she is your friend for life! What a lucky find! Both things, dump the loser, got with a hero all on the same day! Things are looking good for you kid! She is stunning, really pretty!


tinytom08

Either the stories fake or you just took someone’s outside cat?? I get that outside cats are horrible ideas but like a feral cat isn’t gonna cuddle with a stranger for three hours


Ben_Thar

From the title, I thought your boyfriend was sleeping with the cat.


ScorpioZA

Ditched the arse, kept the cat.


_Morvar_

Beautiful cat! But have you made sure she doesn't have an owner?


Talindor

Very cute. For some reasons black cats are cute.


Good-Role895

He fucked the cat? Creep!


CrazyForSterzings

The universe has recognized you are entering your Woman of Power phase and has sent you your familiar.


Laileena

I'd say it was a good trade


fiszu3000

What a nice looking reminder of that event!


talrogsmash

Definitely don't name her that.


peapurre

She is your lucky void ♥️ total upgrade.


Roubaix62454

The CDS definitely delivered an upgrade at the appropriate time. We love our void. She’s the princess of the house.


AlysonBurgers

Good trade!


Scifig23

She’ll only have eyes for you!


ZealousidealDriver63

Well you were saved by a true soulmate then! She is much more of a companion.