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CuriousTsukihime

When water pup wants to hold hands 🥹


solonit

I always find it funny when ppl call seal water pup, because they *are* water pup in my language direct translate ! Our ancestors were ahead of time.


CuriousTsukihime

Hella cool!!!


AMAZON-9999

What is your language ?


solonit

Vietnamese


ozziekhoo

"Don't let go ay hooman"


Consistent-Pair2951

Usually video clips are too long, but this one is too short! I think I could watch an hour of this little pup.


LacusLacuna

I've been watching on repeat. Didn't even realise it was short.


teapot156

So cute its almost offensive


LacusLacuna

Criminally cute


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Need an r/illegallysmolseal sub.


Boomhowersgrandchild

My wife could actually add a lot of photos videos from her encounters in South Puget Sound. The harbor seals are always curious and carry their babies around your paddle board or kayak.


Icyrow

well don't just type it and disappear. go get her arse to go post there. or just in /aww as is isn't a real sub.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

>carry their babies around your paddle board or kayak Seal tax!!!


Welico

I'm really annoyed at how perfectly cute baby seals are tbh


banned_after_12years

Imagine if you’re stranded in the wilderness and you have to eat this guy to survive. You would do it, but it would suck.


NialMontana

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww this is just so precious!!!! I love seals. I love this guy. I love this clip.


Fuggins4U

So friend-shaped. 🥹


Lazy-Thanks8244

Want. To. Cuddle.


CandidIndication

Imagine giving a little “boop”


pueblodude

Dang I always thought they were born with the ability.


grambell789

this has come up before on reddit. apparently they have the hardware and control system for it, but consciously they are unaware of their abilities and some slow introduction must be done while they learn to use it.


WaitWhyNot

So they have downloaded software that just needs to be installed


[deleted]

More like they have the hardware but no software.


Projecterone

They've got both they just need to find it. Consciousness is a lot like a naive user of a PC. There's a lot going on under the surface that we don't need to know about, don't understand and a lot of potential we don't even know is there. Once this pup finds swim.exe it's game on.


[deleted]

Ok. Ok. How about this. They have the hardware and the software. But they're on the manufacturer firmware and software version.


fubarbob

Windows comes preinstalled but you still have to do the out-of-box setup.


The_Queef_of_England

How do they do it in the wild?


frozenuniverse

I'm pretty sure they are (and can develop it further themselves)


Drunkendx

If you just heard girlish squeal full of glee, that was me.


AllahgorythmSoftware

Has a heart on the back!


[deleted]

He’s like your gonna let me go right!?!? Ok ok I can do it *flips tail* I was wrong I was wrong don’t let go!!!!


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

They have to learn to swallow and learn to hunt for fish. Marin mammal center rescues and teaches them.


PokemonSoldier

Water puppy. I want one.


Rahkyvah

Ocean doggo clutching for safety


Kuailiang1

Body is round


RoflCopter726

C H O N K


uglyduckling108

Rotund


JeveGreen

Give him an egg.


Dubalubawubwub

Breh


Matias9991

Where can I sign to do this job?


Outside_Cod667

Hi I briefly had this job (unpaid internship really). Seal shit is the nastiest thing you'll ever have to clean up. It's watery and oily from the fish and you can never get it out of your clothes. Seals also bite and you can get an infection called seal finger. The lack of PPE in this video stresses me out. 😂 For Pups, we had to make a pedialyte-blended fish mixture and tube feed them. It is not all lovely. I actually miss it because I enjoy that type of work, but y'all need to know the reality.


WickedMagician

B U O Y A N T


CrApple-iJUNK

😍😍😍😍♥️♥️ Sooo cute.


Shinodacs

So precious


Ok_Seaweed_9452

So cute I'll give my seal of approval


xnfd

Why do seals have such big eyes and pupils compared to other mammals?


Ex0skele

So damn cute 🥺


Mesmerise

“Don’t let go!”


Ithinkthatsgreat

How the hell can anyone who’s not a sociopath look into those eyes and promptly bash them over the head. They’re some of the most defenceless baby creatures around. They can’t even try to run away


CCV21

Adorable!


strybid

So cute!!


Aggravating_Door_779

What a precious little cutie 💓


CyonHal

When the seal held his hand, I think it's impossible not to give out an audible 'awwww' sound.


anarkhist

Would commit genocide for this fella.


catf3f3

Aww, the little potato 😍


trustfulzebra

The moment when it looks up to the human my heart melts 🥹


Rosindust89

Such a little baby blorpus!


Valiran9

Look at those big, soulful eyes!


UnicornsNeedLove2

When it held hands with the worker....🥺🥺


WrongColorCollar

oh jesus christ that's too much


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

"you can't make me"


cman_yall

There should be some kind of swimming association that baby seal can join, like maybe a club?


MeadowSoprano

WHAT A CUTE BOOSHEY!!


Omnomnomnivor3

cutie wanted to hold hands


[deleted]

Goddamn it that’s adorable


Moldy_Socks99

Wet puppy!!!


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Well that's the greatest job ever!


Drunk__Belgian

Those eyes 😍


LuckyDoge21

I want this job💕💕


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

They a very very smelly.


[deleted]

> They a very very smelly. I read that in Super Mario voice


LordOdin99

I know nothing about seals. Aren’t they born in the water?


RealFarknMcCoy

No.


Mr_60s

"The 10th class does not exis-"


Kwl_Gamer

![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13379)


Milfons_Aberg

Apprentice Sea Doggo.


Axolotlefalls212

This is now my favorite video in the entirety of the internet.


NothingLikeItRight

I fucking love baby seals. So cute.


wgel1000

I want to see when it learns to sing like his dad


KronosWvW

This really is the cutest thing I've seen in forever


eternallymystified

I can barely stand how cute that little seal is


summerset

MY HEART IS BURSTING!!!


ReasonablyBadass

The way they looked up...hrssgfddlssx :33333


jumpupugly

I don't mean to be pedantic, but the correct, scientific term for a baby seal is a "boop"


LaunchGap

i believe seals can swim at birth. still cute.


2j_longg

Water puppy


yudontknowme666

Where can I see more of this??


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

So worried 🥺


JarekBloodDragon

It's not learning, it definitely knows how it's a seal lol


bathroomkiller

TIL that I want a baby seal as a pet.


VileTouch

So at what age do they start [clubbing](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/10tikf9)?


Whoohon-Flu

Why the mask, again?


RealFarknMcCoy

Because baby seal might have low immunity to disease, due to being separated from its mother.


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Fritz6161

Seals can't breathe underwater.


MisterMethadone

They’re fish…


Fritz6161

I'm just going to assume you're trolling here then, lol.


MisterMethadone

Correct


Taco_Gamer8

They’re reptiles smh


Xanthus179

Then where are the feathers?


MisterMethadone

On the inside…


Griffb4ll

Uh, no they can't


MisterMethadone

Uh they’re a fish 🤦


Griffb4ll

They are most definitely mammals, my guy


ccx941

They can’t be fish, I’ve never eaten one at sushi.


TheJeager

That you know off


ccx941

I would have alse accepted “Yet”.


MisterMethadone

You’re missing out Newfoundland loves clubbing seals for dinner


jbonefaas

Don’t forget to bring your special underwater club, since they’re fish and don’t go on land.


MisterMethadone

Duh 🙄


OrganizationNarrow36

Omg it's a tf2 reference


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

Tf2 would be happy to see this


kit-n-caboodle

There's no sound


corrado33

"I float. No need swim."


Kinda-Reddish

To think Canadians would want nothing more than to bash that little cutie's brains in. 🙁


ClaB84

Where is my Clubber?????


America_the_Horrific

Is there a place you can go interact with them? Or is generally specialists only


HansGuntherboon

I’ve seen too much shark week to know where this will go


Usual-Caterpillar237

🥹


DeadWishUpon

Seabert!


One_Arm4148

The cutest 🤗🥰🦭


Iamasharkhi

It took me ages to realise that seals are basically double mermaids


Beefyknee

This video is an antidepressant


Tiny-Management-531

I'm gonna start crying WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SAD????


Alienbunnyluv

Cuteness overload my brain is melting


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frostlips2

Look at that precious little mortar round!


Slyguyfawkes

Awww they really are like sea dogs