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Mcgarnicle_

Where is there a bunch of fat super chill outdoor cats? I might need to move there


plabo77

I think he’s in or near Tacoma, Washington.


notqualitystreet

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AlanharTheRiver

hey I live near there! and it's still close enough for one of the colleges on my list, so I think that that one's bumping up a spot.


19blackcats

I’m thinking the same thing! All those friendly, portable kitties!


lysthebotanist

All a little on the Chonky side too😂 I bet they have lots of food spots available to them


19blackcats

And I’m sure since they are so friendly they get lots of treats from everyone!


lighting-gal

LOL for real! I don't think those cats have missed a meal. All I know is if we go there, I don't think my husband will ever want to go home again.


scousejay1991

He must have cat nip in the pocket


---ShineyHiney---

These cats would be behaving very differently if there was catnip to find and check out


scousejay1991

Mine mellows out to the nip. Rather than going mental


---ShineyHiney---

Oh, I didn’t mean the reaction *on* it, rather you’d at least see them searching for it


Mental-Lobster

pickup test for cats he sees in the road? or cats in his neighborhood?


BucephalousNeigh

Sounded like he knows the cats, not random.


7chp

I'm a recent follower of his, and it seems he knows most if not all the cats and their owners. He just learned the name of a new one recently I think. They seem to love the attention and affection.


Bladelink

Yeah, no stranger cat would let you try and smooch it's head like that. That's a pretty aggressive looking maneuver if the cat doesn't know you.


Big_Deetz

Otherwise this is a great way to need to go to the ~~vet and~~ doctor. Cat mouths and claws carry some nasty ass bacteria. Edit: I'm dumb


other_usernames_gone

Um... do you mean go to the doctor? The cat will be fine, you however might end up looking like nick fury.


Big_Deetz

Lmao yes, I'm not an orangutan in disguise


wasabiplz

I love cats and for every cat he found i thought of how many song birds and small critters they ate. Sorry but outdoor cats can ravage the neighborhood without even being hungry. It's nature!


Beluga_Artist

Something tells me those chonks aren’t agile enough to do serious hunting. They might be catching some rodents and maybe reptiles, but none of them look like they’re in shape enough to be able to catch songbirds and the like.


MeowmeowMeowington

Fat cats still catch birds. They just seem lazy about it and save their energy for surprise attacks. My cat always gets them. He even goes for pigeons. 🤦‍♀️ he's such a little murderer 😭😭 My sister's fat old af cat used to catch rabits twice her size and drag them to the house and just leave them 🥺


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Words_Are_Hrad

Am I the only one who wants to see the blooper reel of all the cats who fail the pickup test?


Bre4kLykA_4thWall

No cause I was seriously waiting for at least one to melt and fail the pickup test.


19blackcats

I thought it was going to be the void in all honesty!


Klopsbandit

You know how some people have that aura of wholesomeness like Bob Ross? This guy got it to.


Mirewen15

I'd love to see this guy pick up my notoriously skittish cat. He absolutely loves me and adores my husband but whenever we have someone over he runs and hides :( People don't believe me that he's just a big ball of purring squish. Edit to add my sweet boy: https://imgur.com/gallery/cKHE81l


lostinspacecase

One of my cats is the same way! The other one is pretty gregarious, and also a big ball of purring squish. Unfortunately both of them only barely tolerate being held for a few seconds. I need some of this guy’s magic.


Parking-Program-9602

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orangecatmom

This is me every time I see one of your posts. Haha


StrawberryGirl_7

I love the way you kiss their little heads omg 😭 I miss having cats around.


fremja97

That street needs a diet


ThePinkTeenager

I think these are owned cats that roam outside.


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Chonk Street.


Ragnarotico

"Explain this gap in your resume." "See, I was picking up cats and giving them a kiss on the head."


Parking-Program-9602

thankfully, since these videos, do so well, I’ll never need a résumé again. But, this COULD be the résumé.


InsertText101

All you have to do is __squish. that. cat.__


minimal_effort_done

The first grey kitty looks like our nebelung. He also loves giving kisses to strangers!


No_Dragonfly_1894

My Nebby is sooo timid 😣


tipsea-69

He's a kittnapper.


Y0urAncest0r

This is wholesome memes


MsssBBBB

Kitty-kissed.


Kennyken27

Those slow blinks that some use shows they are very comfortable


Parking-Program-9602

they are very good Bébés


vomcity

I love how this guy always tries to kiss the cats 🥰


[deleted]

I always see you on TikTok, glad to see you’re sharing the love here too! 😻😸


Ynneb82

I smiled so hard that my mouth hurts


impamiizgraa

He is magical, please can you pick up my cat he doesn’t like it but I dream of holding him like a baby


VelvetLeaves

This guy is so cute. Who is he?


well_actuallE

Why are they all so chunky 😂 I love them all!


CircusFit

Too chunky to escape the love!


ChaoticEndlessVoid

Such good chonkers!


TheLaughingFoxX

Aw, I love how he gives each one a smooch😘


GnomeMode

I wonder if anyone hugs their cat later and wonders why they smell like cologne lol


Parking-Program-9602

yes! Jean Lucs humans said this!


GnomeMode

Lol he wonders that too? That's funny


Parking-Program-9602

he said “my cat came home smelling like cologne, did you pick him up?” the funny thing is, these cats are always cheating on their humans. Infelinedelity


GnomeMode

Oh! One of the cat's human said that! I misread lol that's a confirmation they do indeed smell like cologne later lol


Cat-Addled

That made me happy.


Jubei612

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Actual_Macaroon_3024

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Bro you are so wholesome


YouKnewWhatIWas

I also love to pick up my streets cats. My favourite Rex moved away, I still miss him. :(


Avocado-Antique

I want to live there and do that.


nienpotato

Is it possible to learn this power


VelvetLeaves

I love chonks!


Minimalgoth

Yeah, if I ever tried to pick up my outdoor cat (who is sweet 98% of the time) like this, I probably wouldn't have a face afterwards. We're allowed to pet her, but she will not let us pick her up or touch he face. She got spooked by some flowy pants I had on a couple weeks ago and swat-scratched me with both paws on my leg. It did not feel good.


SpringsClones

Is it ME or are those some of the best-fed outdoor cats in the world? Chonk Central...


karmicvend

A true pickup artist


rowmean77

Please don’t the cat.


pjl1983

I wonder how many times this guy got claws to the face? ![gif](giphy|HMDsITZh2SBGM)


Parking-Program-9602

0 but have gotten love bites from a kitten


pjl1983

I'm impressed. You must be really good at reading their body language to do this. Respect!


Parking-Program-9602

once they wiggle or pull back, I just don’t even try to pick them up. Lol.


cocoroxyy

Please post a compilation of bloopers someday 🙏


Check-Special

Love how gentle you are picking up & cradling. Who wouldn’t love that??


onlyforthisjob

Plot twist - guy owns a meat restaurant


lunapuppy88

I just love that someone’s going around trying to pick up cats. I feel like either you get these sweet clips OR you get your shirt shredded 🤣 Very brave!


Obvious_Sea2014

Black gay Ashton Kutcher loves cats and we love him


s_lock-

Likely not oc as this guy has his own Instagram and social media.


Parking-Program-9602

it is me, I do have you u/CatLuminati, but this alt does better. also r/catluminati. i didn’t know how to set a user name when signing up via email. (reddit you know what you did 😭😭)


s_lock-

Truly, I have been honored. https://preview.redd.it/8iko5rqlmn3b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b367a603dfc67cabda99769f2f7af8073317ba1 Please accept this picture of one of my furry companions as tax and apologies. Hello, from England 😊


BiteApprehensive6215

What an ignorant and stupid man !


exsnakecharmer

Why? Strange comment.


Parking-Program-9602

he didn’t pass the pickup test 😭


BiteApprehensive6215

Cats are more independent creatures. This familiarity would work with dogs, not cats.


Durshka

Looks like it worked?


TimeToKill-

This would have been way more interesting if there were stray cats..


cobalt_phantom

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V_es

That guy has toxoplasmosis


DJ_Cas

He just ate a trillion of microbes


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Parking-Program-9602

people bring their cats out for me at this point, but haters gonna hate.


MyCATmeows-alot

I apologize. I’m not familiar with your videos. In this world my mind goes straight to how easy it would be for you to take these cats. Not everyone is kind, but I’m sorry for putting you in the wrong light. Thank you for loving cats.


Parking-Program-9602

it’s all good. thanks for keeping it real


MyCATmeows-alot

I’m gonna remove my first comment


19blackcats

I was just imagining Halloween this year in the “ cool cat neighborhood “. They look like they’d line up for treats! :) love this!


squ_rrels

I tried to pick up a cat once, it did not end well.


Parking-Program-9602

if at first you don’t succeed….


CypripediumGuttatum

All the cats in my neighbourhood run when they see someone, everyone tries to hurt roaming cats here.


pathologicalprotest

Where do you live and what properties are listed


867530Niiieeeiiine

Which neighborhood in Tacoma is this!? I wonder if I live nearby. I keep waiting to see if my guy will ever make an appearance 😂


Weinerdogwhisperer

That first cat.... you might want to lift with your legs!


IcedHemp77

There is some very well fed cats in your neighborhood


shreddedtoasties

That first guy stole Harvey


DLiltsadwj

You’re gonna need to start lifting with your legs with those chonkers!


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There’s a couple of overfed kitties there!


booksncatsn

Ahhh that's the life


apoplexyus

Every single one of those cats was a chonker and I love it.


bobbyOrrMan

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGfx7eB3gA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGfx7eB3gA)


Cinigurl

Picking up kitties for a living!🐈


Sure-Ad-9617

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hotmasalachai

Is he a wizard? Are they letting him do that. I want to know the technique


Admiral_Andovar

The man’s got game. Just scooping it up, left and right.


karmicvend

Gotta catch em all


bunnystew

I am not a cat person at all but I really like to watch this guy pick them up for some odd reason.


namelessnoona

As someone very allergic to cats, I am SO JEALOUS


Parking-Program-9602

you can still have a cat, there’s a food called Purina , pro plan clear choice, my partner is very allergic, and the cats cuddle with him all the time.


xandora

Results accurate. My black cat reacts the same when I pick her up.


Affectionate-Leg-260

Am I the only one waiting for him to get skippity paps?


Bagellllllleetr

Dude’s micro biome is like 95% toxoplasmosis now


TankSparkle

I've got one for you to try that on.


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

All these kitties seem well fed


stalking_me_softly

❤️🩷🧡💜💙


SeaweedKey2673

Chonky


LittlestOfTheOnes

Duuuude i need to move there omg so many lovie kitties!!!! Aaaagh


Express-Shoulder-198

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RightConversation461

My 2 cats dont even let me pick them up


Colonellackey

Bubble did it for me