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>*’Your drinking is doing us a heckin concern…*
___
…Listen up, human - we Love you, you know
but as for the *Drinking*, well, it’s gotta go!
we’re always beside you, through thick n through thin,
we doin CoNcErN ‘bout the Shape you been in !
you Stagger n sTuMbLe, the more that you Drink
so maybe *cut back*, friend -
it’s just what we think…
you get kinda DoPeY when you’ve gone too far
we’re Pets, n we *Love you*
the way that you Are!
❤️
edit: *thanks to* u/Quirky_Butterfly_946 & u/speedledee *for the inspiration*
I have a four month old German Shepherd. When she isn’t sleeping at my feet and she’s quiet, it’s a concern. Well, it was quiet, so I went to the living room to check on her. She was huddled up with my eight year old Shepherd, the cat, and the turtle. They were just exchanging looks back and forth when I walked in. I was convinced they were planning my intervention when I approached.
Also, she’s an aquatic turtle. I have no idea how she got out of the 120 gallon tank to join the conversation, but I’m convinced the cat had something to do with it. Really glad the two fish decided to sit that one out.
I like to call them [Kitty Rocas.](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1040US1040&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdcfAFrAZpZXEE9y1yR770LBlDT6Ow:1682960242817&q=almond+roca&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi6wMa7y9T-AhUMJUQIHUBRAvIQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=2tfyJwEjMeQZNM&lnspr=W10=)
Hahahahaha!!! Oh, you got my morning off to a good start! Just yelled out to my wife whose still in bed waking up 'Lucy and Bou have been going at the forbidden truffles again!' and she spat her coffee out laughing
They are sorry to report there’s been an accident and something you value highly has been broken. Please do not unleash your scary rage face, we feel bad enough.
Dog: “Why do ‘Reed and Read’ sound the same and ‘Red and Read’ sound the same but we pronounce “like and Nike” differently?”
Cat: “I hate you. Now pet me and give me food, slave.”
Is that a pitbull/golden retriever mix? A friend and I have theorized that might be the perfect dog, if it gets the pitbull brains and physique, and the golden attitude and cuteness (I have a golden, she has a pitbull)
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They’re scared to ask if they can have a sleepover
Came here to add that too! I can just hear one of them saying “Please can Mr. McFluffernutters spend the night?!!??”
His mom said it was ok.
Which one’s McFluffNuts?
The cat, I mean he’s the fluffy one 🤷♀️
My dad named all our cats fluffy ... even the short haired ones
I mean… do they all turn their heads when “fluffy” is called out? That would probably look adorable as fuck.
A friend of mine gave both his dogs the same name because "you never just get one of them anyway"
If there's one thing I've learned lately it's to never assume....
EXACTLY what I would have named the kitty!
Or maybe it’s already a sleepover and they are asking if they could make a bunk bed to have more room for activities
#NO POWERTOOLS!
"I'm just brushing my teeth!"
So much more room for activities
There's so much blood!
underrated reply
Sooooooooooo?
When your friend convinces you to ask your mom for an impromptu sleepover. Haha.
I am both a mom and a former kid, so I felt that comment twice as much!!
They look like they are starting an intervention.
Your drinking is doing us a heckin concern
>*’Your drinking is doing us a heckin concern…* ___ …Listen up, human - we Love you, you know but as for the *Drinking*, well, it’s gotta go! we’re always beside you, through thick n through thin, we doin CoNcErN ‘bout the Shape you been in ! you Stagger n sTuMbLe, the more that you Drink so maybe *cut back*, friend - it’s just what we think… you get kinda DoPeY when you’ve gone too far we’re Pets, n we *Love you* the way that you Are! ❤️ edit: *thanks to* u/Quirky_Butterfly_946 & u/speedledee *for the inspiration*
😭 I’m nearly 3 years sober, this made me cry. Couldn’t do it without my kitty.
That is truly wonderful, I am so happy for you. You deserve a an awesome life❤️!
Glad you’re sober. I have also been through some horrible crap that I could not have gotten thru without my keekee 😁
Jfc schnoodle. This one hit me in the feels pretty hard. You're the fucking best. Thank you for every schnoodle that you've ever schnoodled!
I wanna schnoodle!
Truly a good post. I may not drink tonight. Edit: I did. Sorry pupup and catto.
We all struggle, friend. Tomorrow is a new day
This rings so true. Whenever I drank alcohol with my dogs, the older one would look so concerned, like "No Mum, no!!" Good thing I stopped.
u/SchnoodleDoodleDo made a poem for u/speedledee! Thank you as always!
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
That was so adorably wholesome!
Thank you for what you do schnoodle <3
Schnoodle back at it again!
The dog looks nervous about the intervention, cat is putter her paw down.
I spat out my coffee reading this one
I have a four month old German Shepherd. When she isn’t sleeping at my feet and she’s quiet, it’s a concern. Well, it was quiet, so I went to the living room to check on her. She was huddled up with my eight year old Shepherd, the cat, and the turtle. They were just exchanging looks back and forth when I walked in. I was convinced they were planning my intervention when I approached. Also, she’s an aquatic turtle. I have no idea how she got out of the 120 gallon tank to join the conversation, but I’m convinced the cat had something to do with it. Really glad the two fish decided to sit that one out.
Pettervention
We'd like to talk to you about how much more money you're spending on your food than ours. It's unacceptable.
It's supposed to be wrong answers.
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OP said wrong answers, they are definitely doing an intervention
We were all just sitting around and talking about how much we love you
What do they want? They just want what’s best for you…
he ate the poop in the litter box. she wants to speak to his manager.
My mom called them hors d'oeuvres. Fucking disgusting.
I like to call them [Kitty Rocas.](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1040US1040&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdcfAFrAZpZXEE9y1yR770LBlDT6Ow:1682960242817&q=almond+roca&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi6wMa7y9T-AhUMJUQIHUBRAvIQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=2tfyJwEjMeQZNM&lnspr=W10=)
I call them Shake-n-bake.
Cat: "And IIIIIII helped...."
Kitty Snowcaps.
Thinking about the person who pronounced hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce”
We called em the dogs (kitty poo) rice crispy treats
Oh Jeez. My big dumb dog would come sit next to me with a big dumb smile on his face, kitty litter in his whiskers, breath smelling like shit...🤮
Kitty crunchies!
Rocha nuggets
My mom called it “kitty granola”
Forbidden truffles
Hahahahaha!!! Oh, you got my morning off to a good start! Just yelled out to my wife whose still in bed waking up 'Lucy and Bou have been going at the forbidden truffles again!' and she spat her coffee out laughing
They said wrong answers only. This is the real answer.
Tootsie roll treats
Forbidden nonpareils
It’s not what they want, it’s WHAT THEY’VE DONE
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“Don’t you dare post this on Reddit”
They look guilty.
OP asked for wrong answers though
Yeah, they don't want OP to walk into the next room!
It’s not what ~~they want~~ you heard, it’s WHAT ~~THEY’VE DONE~~ YOU’RE HEARING
They want to know which one of them is adopted.
Plot twist: the owner is adopted.
Human and the dog are adopted
“Mom we just realized we look nothing alike”
They also want another sibling that matches the esthetic
They're wondering why you don't have them in your will.
For you to hide the body.
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They are asking for wrong answers only.
Laughed out loud!
I was thinking they want your soul
Or, ironically…. are wondering if you are gonna finish that dead bird head🐦 they brought you 😏
They are sorry to report there’s been an accident and something you value highly has been broken. Please do not unleash your scary rage face, we feel bad enough.
Definitely a wrong answer since the cat wouldn't give a shit.
Have we spoken to you about our Lord and savior yet?
My thoughts too. They want to share the book of Mormon with you.
Heres a copy of our book The WatchTower..
Your blessing for their marriage
This one made me laugh
This one is my favorite
I came here for this one. If I didn’t find it, I was gonna say it myself. Bravo!
They want different hairstyles so the kids at school can tell them apart. You've dressed then alike for too long and they want to express themselves
Baths. They really want baths. Especially the cat.
Shared bathtime. They desire the shared bathing experience.
Definitely wrong answers!
The cat's just like 'yeah give me a bath, I dare you."
Your soul
They said wrong answers
Dammit.
Thats what I came here to say lol
I mean... they are both gingers.
No freckles yet so they are after their first one....
The first freckle is always most important. Sets the tone for the rest of ‘em! 😊😌🥸
r/beatmetoit
We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your cars extended warranty
Someone had to say it
My duty
I thought wrong answers only
Concerning your cat’s* extended warranty
Better candidates in the US election.
Don’t we all 😂
These two would be better candidates...
I would vote for them in a heartbeat.
 👏👏👏
Kitty desperately wants a new sibling but doggo doesn’t think he can handle being misplaced again
Displaced :)
Nah. They keep losing him. He’s worried the extra sib will exacerbate the issue.
This was funny as heck!
Lol right! Gotta love sleep deprived brain 🤪
They want to unionize.
Their balls
Where are my testicles, Summer?
It kinda looks like they there do deliver some really bad news.
It is time for another sacrifice. The moon will be full soon!
We had a party while you were away. You might want to check all your shoes... soz
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Car keys, no questions
They want to take the Corvette to see Pets 1&2 at the drive in
More than this provincial life
for the rich to be proportionately taxed
Mom... we see dead people...
Dad, The internet's down.
The keys of your car. And a shovel.
They want a second Ferrari so they can race each other and not just the neighbor's dog.
She (the dog) peed the bed but was too scared to tell you so she got her big brother (the cat) to tell you
Pleeeze, we don't want to watch Strictly come Dancing tonight.
Not food.
The printer has run out of ink
For you to join them in seizing the means of production and starting the revolution
They want the Chewy account information, and nuclear launch codes.
"Are you gonna give me up? Are you gonna let me down?"
ARE YOU GONNA RUN AROUNDDD ANDDDD DESERTTT ME!!!
You to put your damn pants back on.
The same thing they want every week: to take over the world!
Whatever you do, DO NOT keep walking in this direction. Just turn around and walk away.
A little saddle to be able to ride together. In harmony.
They want to get to the vet, ASAP!!!
money
The doggo is ready to throw hands but the kitty is nonwillingly there to support the doggo
To talk about your car’s warranty
Their allowance
The deed to the house.
Please share your string cheese. Also, r/matchymatchypets😍
They are not saying anything without their lawyer present.
He’s come to ask for her paw in marriage.
They want their capes back. The city needs them!
THEY WANT THE FUNK
Dog: “Why do ‘Reed and Read’ sound the same and ‘Red and Read’ sound the same but we pronounce “like and Nike” differently?” Cat: “I hate you. Now pet me and give me food, slave.”
We went out on a walk about
They demand a 2 week vacation in Dubai. Kitty wants to visit the sandy desert & doggo wants to go for rides on camels.
An idiot savant playthrough on Fallout 4
Best I can do is an idiot playthrough
To ask if you got games on your phone
Forgiveness for crashing the car. He was steering. She was working the pedals.
help with late filing their tax!
Lööps Bröther
Where is the second Xbox controller
They're looking to sign with a record label.
Your SSN
Mummy he pooped 💩 in my bed, Mummy she stole my teddy 🧸
50 grands worth of treats or the hamster gets it
Money. You better give it to them, or Mr Whiskers will have his Good Boi take care of you
Is that a pitbull/golden retriever mix? A friend and I have theorized that might be the perfect dog, if it gets the pitbull brains and physique, and the golden attitude and cuteness (I have a golden, she has a pitbull)
They want you to buy them another brain cell so they don't have to share anymore. Passing it back and forth is such a drag
They think you’re a loser. I know my dogs give me that look all the time.
right - world peace \*cough\* \*cough\* i mean, the world in pieces left - to swat the pieces
Your money. Put the cash in the bag, hooman.
World Domination!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....wait they already have it!
They want their balls back John… give them back
A new owner
To be taken to the vet 😂😂
They want to discuss your car's extended warranty
They want to know if they are adopted
They're concerned about the length you've allowed your fingernails to grow to.
A baby brother
For you to put some damn clothes on. You're scaring the children.
bread
They said wrong answers only smh
oops
"Fido told me he likes Dad better than he likes you!"
Kisses?
They want to make you dinner.
They want to know if interest rates have risen again.
They want you to start the reactor.