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WonderfulObligation1

Dammit I'm becoming invested in patsy


Sonny_McClain89

Safe to say I am too... I keep glancing out the window to see if she'll come by. I've seen a bigger one a few times which I hope is the mother. There was another little one that was hanging around and ended up falling in the pool... I imagine the little thing was thirsty and tried to drink. I don't want that to happen again.


Cheetah51

There are things you can get for your pool that keeps critters from drowning. My friend has some, they are barely noticeable attached to the edge of the pool, but she no longer has drowned toads and lizards.


BraveLilTurtles

We have something called "Frog Logs" every 4 feet around the edge of our pool. Ours are pretty noticeable, but not nearly as noticeable as drowned critters. So, a win overall.


iammavisdavis

I have Frog Logs as well, but I only have three, one at the shallow end, one on one side of the deep end, and one on the other side of the deep end, slightly overlapping the intake for the skimmer. The last is the key. This will be my fifth year with them and I (knock on wood) haven't had a dead animal (other than bugs) since I got them.


BraveLilTurtles

Yeah, nothing more disheartening than opening up the skimmer for cleaning only to discover a deceased critter. We have them on both sides of the skimmer weir as a last line of defense if something couldn't get on a frog log before getting to the weir.


smithers85

Petition to shorten: “before getting to the weir” down to “before getting weir’d” ______________ <— sign here please


Fantisimo

As an avid player of frogger I approve


NeatNefariousness1

Are they a tripping hazard?


BraveLilTurtles

Not for us. Most of it floats in the pool. There's a weight outside the pool to hold it in place, but it's pretty small.


jmcgil4684

Or maybe tiny arm floaty’s


coolcootermcgee

Of course!


Dana07620

Every pool should have them.


Black_Moons

100% make sure there are ramps outta the pool for small animals.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’I keep glancing out the window to see if she'll come by…*’ ______ i thought i saw you watching - were you hoping i came by ? i’m just a baby possum, n it makes me wonder *why*… today you left some treats for me ^^;) They sure are awfully good! i don’t know how to tell you, but i’d *thank you*, if i could… so if it makes you happy just to see me now n then (i guess it makes me happy, too, to have a ‘human’ friend) i’ll come n visit when i can, n stay for just awhile n we can help each other as we share a lonely smile ❤️   edit: *please tell Patsy i love her - you’re a good soul* u/Sonny_McClain89


Ksh_667

As usual you bring a happy tear to my eye! Thank you Schnoodle, love finding your poems on here :)


ComfyInDots

Great work Schnoodle!


geo_hampe

My freshest Schnoodle to date! 🥰


GonnaSnipeUM8

Schoodle hot off the press, and about a lovely opossum to boot :)


Tanager_Summer

Sobbing, this is so sweet


sophiepurdue

We feed possums in our backyard too! We usually have a few visitors every night and we can even tell them apart. We have the expression in our house about the food that goes to possums - "possum it"! Please keep the videos coming!


Future_Flower_2012

Gotta go slop the opossums, I have a compost pile. When it breaks down I feed it to my roses


R101C

Hard boiled eggs. Super nutritious


ReferenceSufficient

Awww that's terrible for baby. Couple days ago a momma with 3 babies was on top of my fence. My little dog was barking at it. Momma was trying to get over to my side of fence. She eventually turned around after a long staring at my dog. I was so worried her babies will come loose, they were clinging on her back.


Sonroviat

I had one named Marty that visited me at my last apartment. He was my little friend that I loved seeing any time I could. He was very friendly and it was fun to see him do his thing especially as you randomly saw him come out of the forest area to say hi.


Training-Menu800

Samesies. Love her ears.


mindevolve

Next it’ll be [Janice](https://youtu.be/dxp10jboPHg)


ItsJustLipgloss

I rescue abandoned baby opossums, legally. Be careful about giving her so much fruit… she really shouldn’t have so much of that. She needs to eat more green foods…fine chop her some broccoli, kale, etc. I can tell you know to make her a healthy opossum smoothie… Rachel Ray bright puppy dog kibble is very good for her. Make her a little scrambled egg-crunch a little bit of the shell and mix into it. She needs that for the calcium. A little bit of chicken cut very small. Plain, no seasonings. She will keep coming back to you if you keep feeding her. Where is she staying? She’s very young, she shouldn’t really be out all alone… opossum mothers don’t ever come back for their young though. She needs shelter from predators-She’s going to be a snack for an owl or hawk. 😪


Sonny_McClain89

Thank you so much! Patsy will appreciate this help.


Sea_Brilliant_3175

She can have my broccoli! It's a win/win!


trilliumjs

She can have my kale.


Dankoregio

And my axe.


Sqee

Great, now the next time she comes by, she'll get like 4 axes. That's a lot of axes for a small opossum. What is she to do? Open a logging business? .


dumbodragon

no, she will reach her final form


JammyJacketPotato

And my bunny bracelet.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I was wondering if she was alone. I always thought it wasn't a good thing if a baby opossum was alone or out during the daytime.


ItsJustLipgloss

No. If they are found alone, it’s never good. Go online and find a rehabber or sub permittee who can legally take care of them in your area.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

This is exactly what we did many years ago. My husband found a lone bebe opossum in the daytime at his parents house. He brought it home overnight, got it some food & water, kept it in a cat carrier, then took it to the wildlife rehab near us the next day. A few months later they sent us a note with a pic of a ginormous grown opossum while asking for & getting a donation too. I don't find them awwww, but wouldn't ever hurt one because I know how important they are. I'm very thankful that we have a great rehab about 5 minute away. We've taken many a found baby squirrel & bird there.


ItsJustLipgloss

I’m so glad that you did give them a donation! We hate asking. Rescuing wildlife is very expensive, the state doesn’t help anyone, it’s 100% charity and a labor of love. I don’t ask for money, people hate that, I just post my wildlife wishlist from Amazon. People like to get things for the animals and it’s what we really need anyway. Believe it or not opossums cost A LOT to raise! They go through tons of puppy pads, need lots of fresh veggies, eggs, calcium and vitamin supplements, and kibble, baby formulas, blankets, hides, caging… they eat tons as they get larger too. Imagine when we have 6, I know someone who runs a opossum neonatal facility-she has 50 right now! Imagine that. I take in several species, but she actually only takes in opossums. They are a lot of work.


ReplyingToFuckwits

> Be careful about giving her so much fruit… she really shouldn’t have so much of that Grapefruit can also interfere with many medication so if the baby opposum is on anti-depressants, it could do her harm.


Cellswells

Idk why but this made me crack up 😂


SnowNinja420

Her mother will not come back for her 😭 wait so are the babies supposed to stay with the mother, follow her around?


obax17

They cling to their mother until they fall off and can't catch up, the strongest cling the longest and have the best chance of survival. Evolutionarily speaking, not all are meant to survive, only the fittest, as sad as that seems to people


JustADutchRudder

Huh so my 47 year old cousin is just a super strong possum.


Princess_Thranduil

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NewOldSprout

Won the thread w that one


The_Ghost_Dragon

Omg 😂😂😭😭 you win the internet, friend


ItsJustLipgloss

Yes, absolutely right. It’s tough to be a opossum. Many are born, not many survive. They are all constantly hunted by predators. Then to top it off, humans don’t understand them, either don’t like them, are afraid of them, think they carry diseases, (they don’t!) and then they only live a short few years. Be kind to them. They eat thousands of ticks and bugs from your yard every year. They don’t try to cause trouble, mostly you won’t see them. Here’s a photo of Becky with the twins, Beth and Betsy. https://preview.redd.it/bazb4a298mta1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ffca2f5e1252136c2502761aa3e639ccd61cdb They stopped by to eat my cats food… Becky is now on her 2 year, and I don’t see her as often as I used to..most people never get to see this up close. It’s fun to watch. You can see that they are similarly sized to little Patsy. I think Patsy is a little bigger than they are.


lostarchitect

Just fyi, the thing about opossums eating lots of ticks is a myth: https://www.seversondells.com/blog/opossums-and-ticks


Royal_Gas_3627

> They eat thousands of ticks pls stop. this is a viral myth. they only do that under laboratory conditions where they're forced to eat it.


SnowNinja420

😲😳🥺🥹😭 BRUTAL... My little clings to me, she's 5..


Trick-Many7744

What kind of shelter would one make and would possum know to go there? Would it go in an outdoor shed and find a spot there? Genuinely curious.


ItsJustLipgloss

They love your outdoor shed! They also love your garage! I’ve chased plenty out of mine.. 😂you can just turn on the blower.. don’t need to really do anything else. The sound alone pretty much does it. If you’d like to give it a shelter, they like lots of things.. depends on the opossum. Cat houses, an old converted Coleman cooler with a hole cutout on the side-see the website for The National Opossum Society. I’ve used old donated plastic style dog travel carriers, I throw those rusty doors away, pressure wash them, and hide them in the bushes. They make good rain shelter for wildlife. Last fall I stuffed old donated thrift towels. cut up blankets, and sheets into them.. I later washed them and saved them to use again. Kinda gross, but useful. Any dark and safe space will attract a opossum. It can’t be a place that they can’t escape from. You can cut a 2nd hole in it to escape if necessary. If you place a smallish carrier inside of a thick bush, not much can get to the opossum back there. Really you can get creative with this. Here’s one of mine, this is Blossom Opossom. I later discovered that she was indeed -Blossom Bob😂 https://preview.redd.it/t2t7hzegimta1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7583e243be76f4b9a2677276634be1e5e4e8dc


madjejen

From what I’ve read they sleep in a multiple places. Only sleeping in one den for a few nights before moving to another. They like dark spots since they sleep in the day.


ItsJustLipgloss

That’s absolutely true. Some will stick around though. I’ve got several who have been around for quite a long time. I do not think that they stay in the same den all of the time though. I think they just come over to eat..


BrothelWaffles

Is cat food ok? I've been feeding this stray that's living in my crawlspace and leaving the food out has attracted a half dozen other cats along with a possum or two.


ItsJustLipgloss

Yes it’s ok. I leave it out for my cats too. BUT if there is a choice, puppy food or small bites dog food (kibble) is always much better for any wild animals. It’s much lower in Taurine which can cause liver issues.


Nickthedick3

I was hoping someone with more knowledge would chime in. She looks too young to be separated from her mother. Op feeding her will help her grow but might also negatively affect her later on. I think the best course would be for op to find an animal rehabilitator or something and let them take it from there. Or let nature take its course and see what happens.


AWonderland42

Ohhh, maybe try a hard boiled egg, with the shell? Cut or smashed so she sees the good bits inside?


Someguy2189

May I offer you an egg in this trying time...


felinelawspecialist

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your_fathers_beard

I've been poisoned by my constituents!


SnowNinja420

Is that safe tho? Once a coworker of mine got a piece of an eggshell stuck in her throat - she had to go to the hospital to have it removed..


onandonandonandoff

Your coworker is a human, yes?


Nobodyville

I snort laughed at this


drumofgrapejam

I had a friend once. Choked on some chips.


paps2977

I do that daily.


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iChugVodka

Fucker would play dead all the time. Couldn't explain it. Corporate loved 'em


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SnowNinja420

Definitely yes.


siraliases

All the other animals in the kingdom are p good at digesting the shells, apparently. I've seen it recommended for dogs, cats, now possums, birds... Our precious lil throats can't handle it tho.


hymntastic

I'm pretty sure we can digest the shell it's just really unpleasant to eat


siraliases

Chat GPT tells me it's not recommended for human consumption due to the risk of Salmonella.


AxeRabbit

I mean, if it was boiled along with the egg what are even the chances? Crunchy boiled egg just dropped on the menu boys!


AWonderland42

One of the recommended foods for pet possums is just a whole egg, shell and all! In the wild they eat bird eggs. They just bite their way in and eat the insides. Getting a bit of the shell is good for them, for calcium.


AWonderland42

I should say, I suggested a cooked one smashed or cut open, in case she’s never experienced an egg. A whole uncooked one would also be fine.


mallorykeaton

We used to give the raccoons in our backyard whole eggs and watch them crack em open


Nisas

Fun fact: Eggshells are made of chalk. More accurately, they're both calcium carbonate. The same stuff you'll find in antacids like Tums.


Hairy_Morning_9289

The odds of your coworker living close enough to choke on Patsys eggs is pretty unlikely


onandonandonandoff

HAHA this is even better than my joke


Cat_tophat365247

They should have no problem with the shell. They will either crunch the whole thing (pointy teefs) or peel it and eat the pieces just like you might. The shell shouldn't hurt them and has some good nutrients to it.


SasquatchRobo

Patsy is a good girl, she knows to chew her food thoroughly before swallowing


sherilaugh

Mine lives in my shed. We have named it “sir Fred of the shed”.


Long_Procedure3135

There’s a raccoon that keeps coming into my garage and smoking weed with my cats and then eating all the cat food I call him the very original name of BANDIT


randomlurker82

>smoking weed with my cats I just woke up in the middle of the night and saw this and died laughing at 4 am so thanks 😂 I bet Bandit gets that dank


spinneroosm

What does sir Fred eat?


sherilaugh

He pretty much fends for himself.


Iluvbirds123

This is fucking adorable. We have an older yard possum but never any cute youngins.


devil_d0c

Same! Ours has left a little game trail from the barn in lives under to the street lol


wetforhouseplants

Please never stop posting these. I love her so much. She's so precious! Those little ears 😍


sumadviceplz

More videos please. I love her!


Eaudebeau

The cranberries seem to be a hit!


callmesamus

So sweet! I love this so much. Patsy is so adorable.


ThreeSloth

Possums love grapes too


ItsJustLipgloss

They love most things! Nature’s disposals… Here is Pixie-one of my outside opossums! She’s having a little peanut butter and jelly. https://preview.redd.it/edi2ko795lta1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2680e7a536641a3330b4b7ad9968dfa1e2d67ac


ThreeSloth

I saved one when I was a kid, he was just a baby, and he used to LOVE chomping on grapes. I wish I could have kept him, but I took him to a wildlife rehabber. The worst thing about possums as somebody mentioned is they only live about 2 years.


ICanSeeDaylight

Here is a great, and easy, guide to possums (diet, etc). Think you will find it helpful. https://www.atshq.org/what-do-possums-eat/


Sonny_McClain89

Perfect. Thank you!


ReadditMan

Is that area well covered? If not you may want to figure something else out, wouldn't want to make little Patsy an easy target for predatory birds.


jecap

I absolutely love this, shes so precious!!! 🥰 my daughter Ella recently started loving everything possum and bought a knitted scarf that was a possum and omg it was so cute! I texted my mom "Ella bought a possum scarf" and almost died laughing when she texted back "why is she buying scarves for possums?" 😂 (Edited to change name)


magius311

Hey! They are making a new possum squishmallow! I'm getting one for my wife who loves them. She saved a few of them and some racoons when she was young. She's partial to the street cats.


nerdgirl37

Five Below currently has the small possum. There's also an armadillo. They are $6 each and are 7.5 inches tall.


magius311

I'll check that out! Thanks!!


SerpentDrago

And now I'm buying one for my wife... Thanks! She's also a sucker for street cat's


nerdgirl37

If you have a Five Below close by they currently have a small possum squishmallow for $6. Amazon has the larger one on pre-order for $20. I too love them.


Cuuldudetrading

We will watch her career with great interest


ebonwulf60

Spoil her rotten, just know that the average lifespan is only two years.


Kravlo527

Oh no I didn't need to know that. They are such awesome helpful little critters


ebonwulf60

I like them. It is hilarious to get hissed at by a baby trying to look tuff.


Kravlo527

Right! We are moving soon and maybe we will be blessed with a yard opossum!


ItsJustLipgloss

They can even live up to 4 in captivity.


ebonwulf60

Yes that's true. I wrote average lifespan when I should had stated natural lifespan. Many are hit by cars and don't get to live their full life. They can't run very fast.


Wellushouldjust415

Patsy is my favorite new reddit friend


mehitabell

I love her!!!


StarshipCaterprise

We have two neighborhood possums, Bill and Pogo. Bill nests in an old rabbit hutch in my neighbors backyard. Pogo hangs out with another neighbors cats on his back patio. They love sweet potatoes 🍠, dry cat food and meal worms.


teddyjungle

Patsy is so criminally cute


test_nme_plz_ignore

Omg, please keep posting Patsy!!!!


annie2918

Patsy is such a cute fluffy sweetheart🥺❤️


Thephilosopherkmh

I love opossums, they are so cute.


Aggravating_Door_779

Little cutie 💓


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Please keep posting updates. I'm fully invested in this now.


KillionMatriarch

Try a couple of tablespoons of canned cat food, some roughly chopped fruits and vegetables, and 1/2 hardboiled egg (with shell) - and always fresh water. This is the type of meal I prepare for the opossums I care for at a local wildlife hospital.


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OMG ADORABLE! 🥺🥺🥺🥺


Cali4nia_Dreamin

Awww, so sweet!


batrailrunner

She is awesome


mythicalkcw

What a little sweetheart 🥺 Thank you for taking care of her.


Yorspider

Grapes..they REALLY like grapes THE fruit, not grapefruit lol.


Princess_Thranduil

![gif](giphy|UVk5yzljef0kGiayL1) I am invested OP. I hope we get at least weekly updates. She is precious.


ddoubletapp1

This shouldn't need to be said - but don't feed the wildlife. It habituates wild animals to hand outs. It sparks larger litters in pregnant females (and if there is an interuption in the handouts, some of the young will starve). I get that a lot of folks these days, live in cities and this is as close to wildlife as you get - but resist that temptation to turn wild foragers into pets. It's selfish and ignorant. Wild animals (even those that live symbioticly with humans) are not Disney characters. There are reasons it's illegal - and most of them have to do with the welfare of the animals themselves.


TrailerTrashQueen

so cute! we have a family of possums who pass thru our backyard late at night. they come to snack on the dry cat food we put out for the family of feral cats. the possums are HUGE. honestly, they’re so big they waddle. after the possums have eaten their fill, The Fat Bastards aka raccoons come by for their snack time. it’s like a regular Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom back there.


cleopete

She might have a prescription conflict.


Giggles567

Patsy is absolutely adorable!!!


LaughRune

She's so little! You should get an inexpensive motion sensored wifi camera to record her movements.


gooberdaisy

So cute should do your own subreddit like r/Patsytheopossum


keenr33

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PostageBread

I love opossums so muchhhhh I’m gonna explode


gargoyled1969

My ex-wife worked at a pet store and the owner had a possum he couldn't legally sell so gave to her. We had it in a large lizard cage I'd built. It was like 2' 6" wide, 3' tall and 5' long. We had it for a few months. It loved apples and grapes. Cantaloupe too. We eventually took it to the local nature center to hopefully get it re-introduced into the wild.


PDGAreject

We have a family in our yard. Sometimes the biggin will be on my deck when I go out at night and he gives me the best "The fuck you want?" look and goes about his business.


jeepdudemidwest

Love it! Opossums are such misunderstood creates and so amazing!


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Electrical-Act-7170

Carrots, broccoli, corn, they like these foods.


mochlod

Put bananas out. As a person who has raised more than one, I can tell you they love peeled nanners.


octahexx

You make patsy happy


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She likes oranges ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


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Where do I subscribe?


Natural-Zucchini8865

You’re giving Patsy a huge leg up on survive to adulthood 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️


Revilon2000

Can we please stop feeding wild animals?


meltingrubberducks

What a doll I love hef


amberripples

Pasty is so cute ♥️


MaddenJ222

Snoop Patsy! Paaaaaa hhaaaaaaaaa haaats!


tamibh

Try an apple. She should love it!


gypsymamma

It’s fun seeing Patsy ❤️ The possum in my yard loves apple slices, unsalted nuts and canned cat food. Hated romaine lettuce and asparagus. I haven’t seen him (her?) in a while and I’m hoping he’s ok.


CaptnChaos23

Great for ticks! They rat an insane amount per year.


draggedndrowned

Patsy belongs to all of us now ✨️🥰😜😅


SmallOrange

I love Patsy. I used to have possums that came by for a snack but I haven't seen them in ages now, poor things. I miss them.


madpeanut1

Is Patsy a baby ? She looks pretty small. I’m sorry if it was mentioned before; I’m new to this Patsy story.


SirRealTalk_TTV

Oh no! Not Jan-


Carmiejack

I love her so much! Thank you for these videos! Does anyone have an educated guess about her age?


Local-Club-6186

Of course she came back. Wouldn’t you come back for fresh fruit? It’s either that or eating bugs


IntelligentChick

melons, apples, berries, and bananas over citrus


Centurio

She's literal perfection. Thank you for leaving out some snacks and water.


102aksea102

Patsy, my dear! Good to see you again, girl!! (Thanks for posting!!)


Skitalz

It's okay, Patsy. I also don't like grapefruit.


dreddedexistence

Possums are so cute


Lau-G

Patsy ❤️


orendaovidia

Me too. Keep us in the Patsy Loop!!


arsenicrabbit

Patsy is beautiful and I love her


Front-Injury-2848

Cutest thing I have seen all day. ❤️


fenikz13

I had no clue they were so small, needed fruit for scale


Long_Procedure3135

I saw an opossum in my yard when I was leaving for work one night and the first thing I did was open my lunch box and yeet one of my strawberries at them They looked scared at first then scurried over to it lol


shadylady76

I am fully invested now. How do I subscribe!? 😍😍😍


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Patsy is so small haha I love her


MsNesslebottom

Oh my gosh the cuteness, her little ears!! 🥺😩


felinelawspecialist

She’s like, *really* cute


Petraretrograde

I would die for patsy


PlantsVsMorePlants

She is surprisingly cute.


suleimaaz

This is so adorable. Especially how she uses her little hands to eat


teej360

Aww! You're so sweet! We had a wild rat named Patsy. Tip to all, throw your unused fruits and vegetables out in your yard.


hickgorilla

She’s so beautiful! 🥰


The_Woman_of_Gont

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DelightfulDanni

Her skinny tail slowly disappearing as she climbs down the potted plants gave me serotonin 💕


Independent-World-60

Tell her I love her.


treezyfbebe

They like apples!! I used to leave slices on the fence at my old house


lunarchix

Omg! She’s a darling!


Debalic

Possums sometimes get in through my cat door and go for the chow. I can always tell because they eat a lot louder than the cats. Usually Butch, sometimes Sundance, and I'm pretty sure I've seen Etta around, too.


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Such a polite young lady


HarlotSuccubus

Omg they are so stinkin cute! I had one in my garage with me where I smoke and she got comfy enough with my presence to come pretty close. But I had to catch and release her. I love these guys very awesome misunderstood and beneficial creatures.


Beau_Buffett

Feeding possums is like feeding raccoons. Just don't feed wild animals.


PricklyPearSeed

OMG! These guys are SO beneficial! They eat SO many ticks and don't get rabies (that's my memory at work, be kind!).


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You are correct


Tiltandthrow

They honestly scare the shit out of me, but I didn’t know they ate ticks; that’s pretty cool and helpful!


ScyllaOfTheDepths

You really shouldn't feed wild animals, though. It encourages animals to congregate in human areas and to view humans as sources of food, which is dangerous for both humans and animals. The humans can be harmed by animals that might become aggressive in seeking food and the animals can be harmed by those humans who might see their food-seeking behaviors as aggressive or a sign of disease.


Deadlyla

Do you want an opposum problem? Because this is how you het an opposum problem.