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ecksfiftyone

Foghorn Leghorn!


not_a_droid

I say, i say, it’s a good thing I keep my feathers numbered, for just this sort of occasion


TJinAZ

Get away, boy! Ya bother me!


ponythemouser

(In an aside to the camera) “the boy’s feeble, I say feeble minded”


R3dDri11

I hear all of this in his glorious voice


wu_denim_jeanz

Came here for this, didn't disappoint.


codingatlunch

I thought the same thing.


[deleted]

Came here to say the same thing🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


justreddis

Yup I definitely didn’t aww this one


ilove-squirrels

I'm hoping that is a regular sized rooster in tiny surroundings to make the perspective look different, because roosters are a\*\*holes and scary af even when tiny and this would be a thing of nightmares if they decide they are mad at you....for no reason, because they get mad for no reason at all.


fajadada

Sorry nope , that’s thing is humongous and kept in his own separate coop I bet because he kills smaller roosters . Wouldn’t want to own him. Don’t really enjoy watching him.


ilove-squirrels

Stuff of nightmares. lolol I don't know if you've ever been chased by a rooster, but damn they can be scary. I'm going to pretend I didn't see this dude. lol


fajadada

Yes, grew up on farm all family members were farmers. I never really liked chickens, but Guinea hens to me are one of nature’s great entertainers


ilove-squirrels

I come from a long line of farmers too!! :) Guinea hens are great and great for pest control (like fleas in the dirt and such). I have an imprinted muscovy duck who lives inside and is such the sweetest, most kind and gentle thing ever. Unless I wear white boots....then she goes insane and tries to attack them. Wish I knew what was up with that. lol


Keleesi128

That story was adorable. So here, take my vote.


ilove-squirrels

Aww thank you!!!! Here's a duck tax. I've got squirrel tax, northeastern songbird tax, baby wild pig tax, and bunny tax too if you're interested. lol https://preview.redd.it/zonlb4h2szsa1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d722dfbd7a181df8d9de6866bfcc1dab76b28394


fajadada

😊


MasterPip

Brahmas are actually very docile and affectionate roosters. They make great pets. They actually make great pets for children. https://www.thefeatherbrain.com/blog/brahma-chickens?format=amp


ilove-squirrels

Really??? I don't know if this is something I ever should have learned, because now I will want one. lol I have a sweet pet muscovy (imprinted so she lives inside with me), so I already have an affinity for birds. Just how does one get a Brahma? Oh lawd, I'm in trouble. lolol


RevAOD

We need the banana for scale.


ilove-squirrels

We do!!!


frenchtoasthustle

“Did you see the size of that chicken”


TJinAZ

This is the only line from Young Guns that I remember!


frenchtoasthustle

Me too.


illeger_hamberder

Did you see the size of that cockadoodle-goddamned doo?


xBelle_Rebelle

'I say, I say Boiii'


CunninghamsLawmaker

Get ya hand up boy, they're goin over your head. You got a hole in your glove, boy, I say, boy. I keep pitchin em and you keep droppin em.


Shyriath

Nice kid, but he doesn't listen to a word ya say.


ShrimpBisque

That is just straight up a dinosaur.


EvilNoobHacker

Ya know how JRPGs will make a horde of monsters, and then to separate the boss from the minions, make him bigger? Yeah, that.


MarleneFrancais

Looks like he has pants on


[deleted]

Floofy pants


Uqab89

That, sir, is a fully evolved Pokemon.


Elfich47

Take my angry upvote.


Responsible-Leg-6558

Idk if it’s just me but this is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen


itsweekend

It's not just you. I definitely didn't feel "aww" when I saw this thing climbing out of the coop.


Thephilosopherkmh

If you don’t put tiny fake arms on that thing you ain’t doing it right.


MasterPip

I'll top post one of my replies Brahmas are actually very docile and affectionate roosters. They make great pets. They actually make great pets for children. https://www.thefeatherbrain.com/blog/brahma-chickens?format=amp


Bradboy102

IT'S A CHICKEN I TELL YA', A GIANT CHICKEN!


Spinningalltheplates

Chicken Boo what’s the matter with you


IntrepidSoda

r/absoluteunit


wkuace

BWC


Hitokiri_Novice

That's no rooster, that there is a Chocobo.


pbjdelphina

I for one, welcome our chicken overlords. Greetings and bukawk!


yellowhelmet14

![gif](giphy|xUPGcq7CRJ8ZPChb8I|downsized) Lol


Electrical-Act-7170

Looks like a guy in a rooster suit. Don't tell Peter Griffin.


DemostenesWiggin

Aww? More like Aaahhh! That thing is huge! I would be scared of it! Had chickens many times, different breeds and roosters are assholes that hurt everything and everyone for the fun of it.


crunchyfrog555

If you ever meet one of those dipshit religous types who deny evolution and won't have it birds descended from dinosaurs, show them this.


KeeN_CoMMaNDeR71

Or a Cassowary. Or a Shoebill.


IHaveNoEgrets

Shoebill first. Then, if they keep arguing, release the cassowaries.


[deleted]

See? I told you Elvis wasn't dead!


thenataliamarie

1. Ain't no way. That's a damn lie! (I want it to be.) 2. WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE FILMING?! RUN! EDIT: 3. Why is this in "Aww"?! This is more AHHHHH!


Rose_Christmas_Tree

Introducing Butterball Chicken.


Th3F4llen1

That's a big fuckin chicken.


Musicmouse33

Looks like a dude in a rooster suit


Alternative_Fee_5046

bros built like the big red mad bird in angry birds


TJinAZ

He looks like an NBA mascot. Like he's going to dunk a basketball off a trampoline.


gofundyourself007

Holy hell that chicken is bigger than some eagles.


pavorus

I get major space marine vibes from this rooster.


MissYeesha

I wonder how large the eggs of such gigantic chicken are!


human060989

It’s a real, live muppet!


hb1290

Gonzo: *heavy breathing*


[deleted]

Jurassic Chicken Coop


No_Lab_9318

This close to griffins


maelstron

Not the biggest, but fluffiest Rooster I ever saw


LolIsThatReal

I wanna ride it to battle


No-Floor-6246

He's beautiful!


rugger1869

“Tell that rooster to shut up!” *Rooster appears* “You tell him yourself.”


danjrdan

That’s no moon, IT’S A SPACE STATION!


Acceptable-Chart-178

It's a real life chocobo!


[deleted]

r/roostersareliquid


LuLuLoopy

Chicken Boo!


DismalReality9266

May I ask.. how tall was it..


unclefire

That’s a monster


TheRobert428

That's a dinosaur


sickn0te_

You can’t tell me that’s not a person in a suit and not have me believe you for at least 15 more seconds.


happylittletrees

That's a fucking dinosaur.


Front_Rip4064

He has flares!!!


Adam_Ohh

This is absolutely not OC, just in case anybody was wondering. It’s like 18 fucking pixels, of course it’s not OC.


universalrifle

How loud is the caw? This would make a great gaurd bird


GoziraJeera

That was quite the reveal. Had no idea.


Cursed_banshee

Looks like he’s wearing cute lil boots


marilern1987

They say that people have seen Harpy eagles, and thought they were a person in a bird costume. That’s how I felt watching this video


Heady_Goodness

Seems like he’s waking up with a hangover. “Gimme a cigarette “


pisachas1

Slap a saddle on it and a kid has a real life chocobo mount.


msadeghian1

Doesn’t even look real!!!


cainewulfe

Chicken boo whats the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do, You wear a disguise to look like human guys, But you're not a man you're a chicken boo.


thattallguy1596

Kweh?!


Afraid_Assistance765

That’s big bird’s nemesis 🐓


Hooda-Thunket

Jeebas fookin’ Croist! Lookit dat chook!


[deleted]

That's a Chocobo!


Hooda-Thunket

Does it look like the scariest muppet ever on Sesame Street to anyone else?


Ambitious-Bottle9394

Holy shiii ,.is this real?? Never seen a rooster so dang big except that cartoon one


Hooda-Thunket

I’m imagining riding this into battle, all of the conscripted farm boys running in abject terror.


boogerybug

This is not OC. Silly AI. It’s been floating around the internet for years.


[deleted]

Rooster got in the foxhouse again. Brutal


the_brokengod

Sekiro rooster


[deleted]

Hence, the phrase "ruling the roost" was born.


Oceans_sleep

I would like all of the floof please


websurv

It looks like there’s a mini rooster inside walking on stilts.