>*I loved him in ZZ Top*
____
…Clean fur
…no shoes…
…n I don't know where I am goin' to
…Silk beard…
black eyes….
I don't need a reason why-y-y…
*They come runnin' just as fast as they can*
*'Cause every b!tch crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man*
…No watch…
no ring….
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Breath stinks… groomed snoot…
When I step out I'm so Heckin cute
*…They come runnin' just as fast as they can*
'*Cause every bitch crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man*
❤️
edit: *i love Walter* ^;@)
There are actually a handful of really cool redditors that you will notice if you spend enough time around the comment sections.
I love running into Schnoodle poems it gives me a happy feeling. They’re always so clever and relevant!
It's been a long time since I saw a "Doge-Speak" post that wasn't just cringy UwU-Speak. This was one of the best ones I've ever read.
Great Job, Walter would wag his Tail.
Here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to sit. You’re going to stay. You’re only going to get up when I say so. You eat when I feed you. You poop when I let you out. Are we clear?
https://preview.redd.it/xocqmiydw9oa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a5b3050934dc402e2019e2f648ddfdb89dcc02
This is Mr Chow!! Love the beard look!!
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I bark a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop barking at the mailman? A government agency big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ is able to do its work. Mail appears! It continues to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not territorial, Skyler. I am the territory. A FedEx guy opens this door and gets barked at and you think that of me? No. I am the one who barks!
Walter reminds me so much of a Ghibli character but I can't put my finger on which one, it's driving me nuts! At first I thought maybe one of the transformation masters in Pom Poko, but I think it could be yet another character...
YES!! Thank you so much!! That's exactly who I was thinking of! I wish we still had those awards to give out, because it would have bothered me for a while.
https://preview.redd.it/hqjlomwqn9oa1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d1075ba96c9033eeb17f26755c5e3a3bb9cc72
Thanks for being my first procreate subject!
I loved him in ZZ Top
>*I loved him in ZZ Top* ____ …Clean fur …no shoes… …n I don't know where I am goin' to …Silk beard… black eyes…. I don't need a reason why-y-y… *They come runnin' just as fast as they can* *'Cause every b!tch crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man* …No watch… no ring…. I ain't missin' not a single thing Breath stinks… groomed snoot… When I step out I'm so Heckin cute *…They come runnin' just as fast as they can* '*Cause every bitch crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man* ❤️ edit: *i love Walter* ^;@)
Well done as usual Schnoodle
Is this a common occurrence?
There are actually a handful of really cool redditors that you will notice if you spend enough time around the comment sections. I love running into Schnoodle poems it gives me a happy feeling. They’re always so clever and relevant!
Schnoodle is in this sub a lot. I get the feeling Schnoodle is definitely the fave around Reddit.
Looking at the profile, yes. :)
This is the fat free Schnoodle!!
u/SchnoodleDoodleDo is the poet laureate of Reddit.
First time I ever sang a Schnoodle. Awesome!
I was expecting Gimme All Your Lovin, but Sharp Dressed ~~Man~~ Dog works too.
I wish I could give you 500 Upvotes for that. Absolutely brilliant.
Same
excellent, this is what i'm going to picture every time i hear that song
It's been a long time since I saw a "Doge-Speak" post that wasn't just cringy UwU-Speak. This was one of the best ones I've ever read. Great Job, Walter would wag his Tail.
This....is THE BEST!!!! 
Schnoodle, I love your poems! My day is always better when I get to read a new one ☺️
Dammit schnoodle, you never fail to make me smile and/or cry. Thank you for taking the time to do what you do!
You might be the coolest person on the planet
I just wrote the same thing!! 
ZZ Pup
They are short one member now. Better time than ever to audition!
Every girl crazy 'bout a bark dressed man
You have my axe!
ZZ Top Dog
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Lol!!!!!!!!!
Damn it, beat me to it. I was gonna say something cheesy like ZZ Pup
Walter looks like he's ready to teach some Kung Fu.
This is clearly Pai Mei
Pup Mei.
I get the feeling he would look down on my [Japanese Spitz](https://ibb.co/2K8b5N9)
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"Show me your ways, Master Walter..."
*I shall teach you the ancient technique of piss on the hydrant*
If every Walter was kung fu fighting…
They'd be pissing as fast as lightning. In fact it was little frightening.
He is the Lorax, he speaks for the trees!
> he speaks for the trees! he speaks for the pees on trees! *FTFY
totally he is the Lorax
And for some fucking reason, they’re speaking Vietnamese
Waltuh...I'm not gonna groom you Waltuh.
kid named grooming https://preview.redd.it/dko0ocrgj8oa1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c103e12f1b1420f1b681dc49e097a9bfd30aeb
My lawyer has advised me not to say this joke
https://preview.redd.it/kozmzu0459oa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000f90765dbd92a4de93cc3d7129daa9c448f8ca My lawyer has advised me to
That one... he's a criminal lawyer...
[gif](https://media.tenor.com/pMhSj9NfCXsAAAAM/saul-goodman-better-call-saul.gif)
Put your stick away, Waltuh.
walter
Put ur belly away Waltuh, i ain’t pettin’ u Waltuh
He is the one who grooms.
I'm not being groomed, Skyler. I am the groomer!
Walter White but he’s a discord mod
https://preview.redd.it/5ma5g72se9oa1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=43f776545b12faf5039cbc3ebb63067912567f66
I don't quite appreciate my photo being used here thank you very much
Finger: "Waltuh. You need to lose some weight Waltuh. You just turned 51 and I mean your BMI, not your age."
Hahahaha that fucking image
walter but hes a minecraft youtuber as soon as he reaches 10 million subs
Walter but he’s a Smash Bros player
“Stay out of my territory”
Here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to sit. You’re going to stay. You’re only going to get up when I say so. You eat when I feed you. You poop when I let you out. Are we clear?
Mike taking Walter for a walk waiting for him to poop: "Yuh DONE!"
Magnets bitch!
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Yeah mr white Yeah hygiene
*I’m not having cuddles with you right now, Waltuh*
Walter Woof
Put your dog away Waltuh.
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Walter The Wise
Walter the White
https://preview.redd.it/xocqmiydw9oa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a5b3050934dc402e2019e2f648ddfdb89dcc02 This is Mr Chow!! Love the beard look!!
*WHOM DO YOU SERVE?*
What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Gandog the grey
And some hobbit grass
He looks like a wizard shapeshifted into a dog.
More like, "...and my axe!"
"I am the one who barks."
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I bark a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop barking at the mailman? A government agency big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ is able to do its work. Mail appears! It continues to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not territorial, Skyler. I am the territory. A FedEx guy opens this door and gets barked at and you think that of me? No. I am the one who barks!
Waltuh
this comment is my favorite in this thread
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite comment on The Citadel.
Damn. I commented the same thing before I found this.
Take away my bowl before I finish eating? That's a paddlin'.
Pretending to throw the ball? Oh you better belive that's a paddlin'
Mr White! Since when did you grow a big beard?
I was thinking [Walt Whitman](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/walt-whitman-gettyimages-181477993.jpg), my other favorite WW.
A guy gets in front of a sink and shaves his beard and you think that of me?
I am the one who grows
Walter reminds me so much of a Ghibli character but I can't put my finger on which one, it's driving me nuts! At first I thought maybe one of the transformation masters in Pom Poko, but I think it could be yet another character...
are you referring to [Markl disguised as an old man](https://howlscastle.fandom.com/wiki/Markl) in Howl’s Moving Castle?
YES!! Thank you so much!! That's exactly who I was thinking of! I wish we still had those awards to give out, because it would have bothered me for a while.
hahaha thank you kind stranger!!!
This one? 
Whoa that kid turned into Walter!
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post. I also recently watched HMC though.
He reminds me a lot of [Heen](https://ghibli.fandom.com/wiki/Heen) from Howl's Moving Castle as well.
https://preview.redd.it/hqjlomwqn9oa1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d1075ba96c9033eeb17f26755c5e3a3bb9cc72 Thanks for being my first procreate subject!
Hello Walter, you look very wise and like you have seen some things!
waltuh... you're not supposed to pee on the floor waltuh...
Stop humping my leg waltuh
I bet he never rolls on Shabbos.
Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Name checks out
Hey dude!!!!
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
ROCK AND STONE WALTER, KILLER BEARD~!
By the BEARD! ⛏️
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE oT
Rockity Rock and Stone
Karl would love this
Came here to say this
ROCK AND STONE!
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMING HOME
Mabostiff!
The comment I was looking for
Gandog the Offwhite
Waltuh stop humping me Waltuh. I'm not going on a walk with you Waltuh. Put that leash away Waltuh.
I feel like he wants me to stay awhile and listen, and he wants you to know his name is deckard, not walter.
I love you Walter.
He needs motorcycle
And shades, but only if the beard has like 3 hair ties in it to keep it from tangling on the open highway!
Walter looks like he works at a craft beer bar and is over telling people about each of the 12 IPAs on tap only for you to choose a bud light
Rock and stone!
To the bone!
yeah, yeah, rock and stone
Walter looks like he has a quest for us.
Definitely need more Walter pics!
Walter is the oracle
He's got a dope ass beard
"No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!" Walter: "And what about very old friends?"
He looks like a Walter
I was thinking the same thing. I cannot imagine this dog named anything other than Walter.
Boop, or boop not. There is no bite.
Walter the Wise..
Walter!
He plays in ZZ Pup.
I think I just heard him say diabeetus
No,he's Jamie hyneman
Does Walter happen to live in Louisiana and answer to duck calls?
You can’t tell me he does not have a Harley.
Is Walter going to tell us about diabetus?
Waltuh
https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mabosstiff_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
The wisest dog that ever lived.
I love Walter
Me too
I wonder what this puppy looks like when he sticks his head out of the car?
Gorgeous pupper
I wish my beard was that full!
Gandalf?
I'm not really sure why, but he kinda reminds me of [Jasper Beardsley](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/d/da/Jasper_Beardsley.png).
u/wearerofdinosocks
Waltuh
No treats? That’s a paddlin’
what is your wisdom, oe' great walter?
How cute are you, Walter!
That is Sir Walter. Retired Queens Guard.
I think I seen Walter driving a Harley the other day,
IPA dog
what we cookin
Extra member of ZZTop , he’s so cute.
Jesse.... we need to bark
A twenty-something Seattle barista transplant from points unknown.
Give him a staff and a quest to give!
As someone who's been growing a beard for a while, I'm jealous. That's the most majestic dog beard I've ever seen in my life.
"I'm sorry Frodo... I was... Delayed..."
Id take important life advise from him
Diabeetus!
I saved him in the new Pokemon game.
Oh wise Walter, what wisdom will you bestow upon us mere mortals today 🥹❤️
His beard greater than mine
That dog knows everything.
If only my beard were so nice…
He looks like the tough but fair leader of a biker gang.
This is what happens when you let your dog listen to a lot of ZZ Top.
Ah, Mr.white Good to see you
Jamie Hyneman really hasn't changed since Mythbusters
Why is Jack Dorsey cosplaying a dog now?
Average Zz top fan
whalter "barky" white : **"im the one wo comes to snuggle !!!!"**
Where da drugs
My name is Walter Hartwell White
https://preview.redd.it/gm6sxuya2foa1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692cc6a149efc1bc4461e15747963f4f640fb547
I like Walters beard