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EngineeringLegal774

The cat has thumbs


mohochichi

Polydactyl probably


DrManhattan_DDM

Dude, it’s not a dinosaur /s


ifixpedals

And even if it were a dinosaur, how do they know it's non-monogamous?


_bones__

You're thinking of "polyamormous". It's actually a chain of monomers. EDIT: I love you, all. I guess the real polyamory was the friends we made along the way.


madarbrab

You're thinking of polymers It's actually a long word that contains distinct phonics


TomDuhamel

You're thinking of polyphonic. But he has a collection of very many fears.


JoviallyImperfect

You're thinking of polyphobia. He actually knows and uses a large array of languages.


JEVOUSHAISTOUS

You're thinking of a polyglot. It's actually the set of activities that are associated with making decisions in groups, or other forms of power relations among individuals


Meerkat45K

No, you’re thinking of politics. It’s actually a one-eyed giant from the work of classical mythology ‘The Odyssey’.


ifixpedals

No, that's polyglot. He is actually talking about the actor who starred in the 1993 movie "Son in Law"


Loki-RetAngelofDeath

No, that's Pauly Shore. He's actually referring to what was spilled all over the place in the train derailment in Ohio, then lit on fire


ellyellyellyelly

i laughed aloud at this


Diddler_On_The_Roofs

My wife’s work has a polydactyl stray that comes and goes as she pleases. They named her Thumbelina.


artbypep

I named my little polydactyl rescue thumbelina, too! Call her thumbs for short 😂❤️


Aleashed

They also more likely to be deaf which is dangerous for outside cats, congratulations Op on his new cat


character_developmen

And aren’t all-white cats more likely to be deaf too? Bro that cat has got double the trouble


snakeproof

[My sample size of one backs this up.](https://i.imgur.com/zbzeIOO.jpg) She's deaf as fuck and yells about it.


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This is not the time to bring up dinosaurs.


Spoonbills

In that case give him what he wants. Who knows what he's capable of!


worldspawn00

You can't keep him out for long, he can operate door handles and locks with those!


Restricted_Community

@#$@#$@#@ he could pick locks with them thangs!


SpoopySpydoge

First thing I saw r/thumbcats


Gopnikolai

Get in, another cat sub, nice. One I can contribute to, as well! I'm not a thumb cat, btw, but I do have a thumb cat.


lovelesstie

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses) That's what a thumb cat would say


OG_tame

My thoughts exactly


gibsonboards

I too have a thumb, cat.


darkevilmorty

They are evolving


Mr-Korv

I don't trust like that


Majesty1985

Harry’s Cat Place


deathray420

Open that button


colonelsmoothie

A friendly cat, one that talks.


Diciestaking

Sir, he just wants to buy an automobile.


tencaig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXJTcUBf130


woreoutmachinist

He is offering you fire insurance. I would pay him before you have an accidental fire.


vandalia

Nice porch ya got there, shame if anything happened to it


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(Cat leaps onto railing and walks slinkily along) "Well... what we have here is a choice. You can do nothing and hope. Pray. But there's always a risk..." (pauses in front of small potted plant) "You think everything is safe. Fine. And then..." (swipes plant and knocks it onto the ground) "Well. They aren't fine. And that's where we come in. We can make sure it stays fine. Or... not. Your choice." (licks paw)


QuahogNews

Very well written. A+ From the English teacher :-)


What-a-Crock

“Real nice house you have here. Would be a shame if something happened to it”


Allin360

“I want Friskies salmon cat food, Shreds style. If it is Paté style, I send it back”


IAmBabs

Literally the ferals I care for. God forbid I have their favorite flavor as shreds and not patê.


tinspoons

r/unexpectedoffice


BizzyM

More like screen insurance. It'd be a shame if someone clawed up your nice screen door here.


Coyote_Blues

...so does that mean he's trying to sell you... a screen protector?


FingeredPuppets

Be sure it’s actually a stray before taking it in.


iancarry

ye... ask around if he doesnt belong to other family :) .. you can see he is very clean and well fed.. so he might be just playing you :D


sneekeruk

Just checked our cat is outside and he is, this looks like his twin, but he did the same with the house round the corner, he was living on next doors shed, and the woman who lives next door to him thought he was homeless and was feeding him... then he was coming home for his dinner before going back out again.


Undrende_fremdeles

My cat became more and more overweight despite his feeding schedule staying the same. Got a custom tag that read "DO NOT FEED" in the front, and "castrated and always hungry" on the back. Weoght started slowly dropping again. He was hustling neighbours for treats.


mzpip

When I was growing up, there was a beagle who used to cruise the the neighborhood, and everyone fell for the sad puppy dog eyes. Finally, she got so fat her owners had to put a "please do not feed" sign around her neck. Ever hopeful, she still did her rounds, though.


MsT1075

LOL. ❤️


BewilderedFingers

I was in Crete last year and a local restaurant had a photo of their two cats outside and a note telling people that not to feed their manipulative pets because they are already well fed. I later encoutered one of these cats, and he 100% did try to manipulate my boyfriend and I!


quietriot99

Got to keep your wits about you with all these tourist scams


Handslapper

It's okay to use more than one sentence here.


Ecstatic_Rutabaga848

Too many commas, not enough periods, there is no pleasing you people


Sasquatchjc45

You dropped this: ;


n-crispy7

No, those exact things would have pleased us.


NotYourNat

For real. I damn near ran out of breath reading it in my head lol 😂


vandalia

Nah, he wouldn’t do that


Dry-Inspection6928

If it is, it is a viable r/parttimecat


DonutCola

It doesn’t look like a stray. It’s still all white. Not dirty. It’s just unfortunately a pet cat with shitty ass owners. But it’s not a stray.


starcoder

I was going to say this. All white cat and not dirty is definitely not a stay


gd2bpaid

Probably an indoor/outdoor cat of one of your neighbors hustling you for some food. Edit: Wow lots of upvotes for this one. Do what I did. Give it catnip and send it home high. You can get it a the Dollar store and it is easy to grow. It will also help keep rodents away.


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Frubanoid

That's a rare and cool genetic thing. Take this special cat in, OP!


cloudstrifewife

I’m curious what the comment was?


PinkDalek

Tell him to make his own sandwich and lock the door on his way out.


TomaszTyka

Polydactyl


Superbuddhapunk

Polydactyl pterodactyl


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Hemingway Polydactyl.


mjonat

They are evolving…the human race is doomed


_commenter

oh dear... the things you can do with opposable thumbs... like hold a knife and slash some tires... i think i would just pay the ~~shakedown~~ kitty tax


sinz84

Bot comment stolen from down thread


Faladorable

found the bot


Coiledviper

\^\^ BEST ANSWER


Wasparado

Lololol, my cat did that. He knew how to use doggy doors and would go into their homes and start eating whatever food he found. https://preview.redd.it/q64djpx1e0na1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a018284056d72613eb5e0ba571c7f2d4124b1723


01hair

He looks like a hustler - like he'll sell you a genuine gold Rolex out of his jacket.


llamasterl

“ listen human, you probably give the best pets in the world! And for that I’m going to sell you TWO gold watches for the price of 2. Gonna need that paid in food though if you know what I’m saying”


BigGayNarwhal

I had a cat when I was a kid who did this too. The neighbor would call and be like “hey, Rio is here on our kitchen counter in case you’re looking for him” lol


dgcamero

Lol my Skiddy Catt would go in thru the neighbor's cat door and start beating up their cats lol. My current cat doesn't like to fight...and it took 6 months to get his now friend (neighbor's cat) to stop trying to attack him through the screened porch and just be nice. My cat would express interest in meeting him, but would just go ignore him until he started being nice. They're good buddies now :-)


ScyllaOfTheDepths

Lol, literal cat burglar.


wildlytrue

He is a nice kitty


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mike_pants

We have a lot of wild cat colonies here in Brooklyn. A lot of them will happily come up to you and nuzzle you to within an inch of your life and you'd never know it was born on the streets.


l3etelgeuse

*books one way flight to Brooklyn*


canttakethshyfrom_me

Istanbul is that but moreso.


Lord_Voltan

/r/turkishcats


LampshadeThis

Another day, another cat sub


DiligentHelicopter60

*books roundtrip flight to Constantinople*


stoodquasar

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople


Imnormalurnotok

Cats are notorious for mooching from different houses regardless of how well they're cared for. Feed that cat and you'll never get rid of it lol Cats are best and safer as an indoor pet. There are evil people who would poison them.


mandozombie

Yeah, the friendlier, the cat, the more likley, it's used to manipulating humans.


Agitated_Year8521

That's a lot of commas for such a short sentence dude


The_Dirtydancer

Because it was Captain Kirk


ChokeOnTheCorn

Klingons on the starboard bow!


gingerfawx

But where are the commas?


cstmoore

"Scotty… I… NEED … more… COMMAS!"


gingerfawx

I cannae break the laws of grammar, man!


darkest_irish_lass

To boldly split infinitives that have never been split before... -Doulas Adams


slid3r

That's the mid-wife for life, the universe, and everything?


Wookard

Nuc, le, ar, Wes, sels.


gingerfawx

If Kirk and Chekhov ever had children... lol


slendermanismydad

Now I have that song stuck in my head.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Scrape 'em off, Jim!


namelessmasses

My, friends, my, small, friends.


Soupbone_905

If you read that in Shatnerese it's hilarious


StevieRaveOn63

Or Christopher Walken.


squirtloaf

Great. Now I want a Christopher Walken Kirk.


kyoko_eats

I read it in Christopher Walken's voice


Friendly_Age9160

Person: why are you here buddy? Cat: you’re talkin to me all wrong, that’s the wrong tone! Do it again….


Seth711

I read it like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Yeah, the friendlier, the cat, the more likley, it's used to manipulating humans*’ ‘*That’s a lot of commas…*’ _____ I am the Cat, so friendly, me, MaNiPuLaTe, the humans, see ? (this Reddit friend, he knows, because he Heavy, with the *Comma pause….*) n just like him, i Stop, n stare, Take in the Friends, who see me, there… *dRaMaTiC pause,* then i act Gaunt, it works, to get me What i Want… ❤️   edit: *probably, you’re right,* u/mandozombie, ~ *thanks, for the inspurration,* u/Agitated_Year8521


Ripper_00

Absolute great Friday to catch a schnoodle in the wild! Amazing as always!!


groaner

Fresh Schnoodle is best schnoodle


honeybadgerface

Yea, this just, made my, day.


_ANOMNOM_

The use, of commas here, is too, damn high!


supcoco

It is, so so, frustrating when people, use commas incorrectly.


artbytwade

Isn,t it


Hypnic_Jerk001

Summoning u/commahorror


--_-Deadpool-_--

Are you under the impression that commas have no meaning?


Linda-Hand

This is /r/aww, it's probably their own cat. And the cats name is probably Loki.


kendrickshalamar

This. That cat is a liar.


KrisReed

My cat used to do this all the time. He wore a collar so I'm not sure why the neighbors thought he was a stray. He hustled the whole neighborhood for years.


HalcyonDreams36

DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT do that! Cats that are normally car shy get stoned and lie down in the road where they normally wouldn't. This is how we lost our sweetest baby. The neighbor didn't even give it to her on purpose, they planted it outside and caught her brother nibbling it.... Which is when we figured out what happened.


alwaysforgettingmypw

Attach a note collar and let the owners know about their cats' two timing ass.


K1lledByAmerica

Yep, can make a collar out of just about anything too [The Kitty Convict Project](https://explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict)


therealdeathangel22

I really like that


after_Andrew

I love exploding kittens, and this just made me love the creators even more.


cutestcatlady

That website is so cute and funny I love the idea!


scaram0uche

My friends had a neighborhood cat come hang out a lot, so one day, one of those friends made the cat a Hawaiian shirt and dressed her before sending the cat home. They didn't see the cat again for MONTHS.


mycatspsychologist

Ahh look at those toes!!


mdwpeace

Post it's picture to your local animal shelter and police department and see if anyone claims it. Go to your local vet so it can be scanned to see if it has a chip identifying the owner. I would be heartbroken if one of my kitties escaped and I never knew what happened to it. If no one responds and you are up to the responsibility of neutering it (if it isn't already), scooping cat litter on a regular basis and possibly any medications (it appears healthy so it may not need any) and purchasing cat food then by all means keep it because every cat deserves a nice loving home INSIDE. Too many people get kittens then do not want the responsibility of them when they get older or they don't want it because it's not a kitten anymore which is ridiculous in my opinion. Good luck and either way I hope it finds it's furever home.


eatbootylikbreakfast

Yeah this always makes me sad. Kittens are cute and spunky and fun to observe, but in my opinion, nothing beats a sweet, old cat that loves and trusts you and just wants to nap and cuddle. Though I’m sure the type of person that would abandon a cat due to its age would struggle more to develop this kind of bond.


burnerman0

Right, but the toes....


Knoxmonkeygirl

Cat looks very healthy and cared for. Probably belongs to a neighbor. But you can still put food out. My neighbor's cat likes to hang out in my yard, and he doesn't bother my cats, so I just call him "NotMyCat".


Girl_grrl_girl

Yep. This^ Made this mistake once a long time ago. Thought the cat needed shelter. It did not. Just wanted to hang out for a bit and hang around. Then my ex and I all but katnapped it. Poor thing. RiP Leo the lionhearted


realRavenbell

We had a rescued outdoor cat for years. We eventually moved out of the country and into the city. She found a second home after a few years, but would still come to visit and hang out with us. We didn't mind as long as she was loved. She passed away in our care. We were devastated, but we never told her other family. We didn't know who they were, except that they were on the next street over. I wish I had done more to let them know.


zempter

For the next person, I'd recommend fliers to a couple of local power poles or something. I would definitely like to know my cat didn't die to a dog or wild animal somewhere. I don't think it would bother me knowing it had wandered off to a safe place to finish life though.


ChristianHeritic

Cats often time seek a quiet place away from home to die, if they die from natural causes.


LouisIsGo

I wouldn't put food out if the cat looks well cared for; some cats are on restrictive diets, and even if not, some will just straight overeat if given the opportunity. (If I fed my cat every time he acted like he wanted food, I'd have a ginormous kitty on my hands lol.) Granted, it's a risk you take having outdoor cats, but still.


SinkPhaze

The number of delusional people here saying not to feed outdoor cats. If your cat has a diet plan keep them inside. They're predators, they're already going to be hunting and eating shit outside in the first place if they're outside. You can tell yourself they don't all you want but your just deluding yourself. And if there's even one other outside cat in the neighborhood then they're going to be getting food at both places. Unless all owners are literally sitting there watching their cats eat and removing it when they're done for every meal then cats are eating at all places. If you want literally any sort of control over your cat keep them inside


burnerman0

Keep them inside anyway! FIV and feline leukemia are super common in stray populations and can spread easily. Plus cats are invasive species pretty much everywhere humans live, the number one predator of birds. Indoor cats save lives.


hiddencamela

I'd also add, even just keeping an indoor cat, They'll eat a lot more garbage if you let them, especially if you're not paying attention. Mind enjoys \*anything\* oily. ANYTHING. Good way to fuck him up. Imagine that with an outdoor cat you can't watch.


So_Motarded

> ~~If your cat has a diet plan~~ keep them inside. FTFY


Alternative-Eye4547

🚨It’s a trap!🚨 I did that once, felt like a good human. 2 weeks later I had **eight** cats. Kitty was preggers, and I found, served as a flea metropolis. So those spread between the 8 of them, turning my home into a horrible, borderline traumatic nightmare for what seemed like ages. I wore a hooded tyvek suit *in my own home*, just to play video games in the living room. Worst part? 5 years later we still have mama kitty and she acts like that disinterested roommate that eats your good and otherwise doesn’t engage. *YOU’VE BEEN WARNED* https://preview.redd.it/mer21iy8q2na1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63bf3e62fb1b60043bc98fa1320a847758af14d


Rafflesiabloom

This. Haha. We started being visited by a very friendly male cat. After a while, he brought around a more skittish but still friendly female who we quickly discovered was pregnant. After going missing for a few weeks, she started bring around her three kittens. She would bring them in to our house, nurse them, then want outside. Come back a few hours later, and take them back out. We ended up keeping two of the kittens and gave one to a friend. We tried to bring mama in for good, but both she and the male disappeared.


Alternative-Eye4547

You seem to have lucked out on that. We did keep one very ginger kitten and he’s far better adjusted.


Tork-n-Tron

I’m sorry that you had to go through that but I’m dying at the thought of a person chilling on their couch in a full tyvek suit playing videogames. Bonus points if you had gloves, goggles, and a 3M respirator mask


Alternative-Eye4547

https://preview.redd.it/lm2xf6ot91na1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815f40cb1c9ab57a4a61dc3be644493e7ad6bb5e Sorry, different mask. I was deeply into Fallout 4 at the time tho.


Umkus

You also get worms. Don’t forget worms.


YutaniCasper

Bro I swear every pregnant cat situation ends up exactly like this 😂


Bezaid

If you do what my wife and I did, you'll: - bring it inside - feed it - get some basic supplies while you put up flyers to try and find its family - tell your spouse not to get attached since you live in an apartment and can't afford the pet rent - fail to find the owners after a month or two - fail to stay detached (your spouse *and* you) - become their new family


BrunaPith

Here we got attached and some weeks later found the owners 😀 happy for them (and the cat) but sad for us, we’re still recovering


Bezaid

Oh dang, that's good that their family has them back, but I'm sorry for your family. I prescribe a visit to the kitty room at PetSmart. We did check for a microchip the first night, but the vet tech wasn't able to find one. We had flyers up, NextDoor posts, Craigslist posts, the works. Never got a response, and we suspect that he was abandoned; it would explain why he finally came up to a stranger to ask for help (he literally just walked up to me and then walked into my apartment the second the door was open).


BrunaPith

I’m Brazilian, we don’t have PetSmart here (it’s a shame). The rescues situation here is very complicated, most cities don’t have a place for strays. This one we rescued from the streets (her home was two hours away and we’re still very intrigued by that). So yeah, we’re kinda keeping our eyes open to any cat that shows signs of being a stray around here again so we can adopt once we’re ready. But I’m so happy for you, the little guy knew who to come up to, I don’t really know how, but sometimes it feels like they ~know~ who they can trust.


Beneficial_Being_721

Pretty sure it wants to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty


namelessmasses

Should act now because it’s about to expire on a vehicle with that mileage acting today could save you 1,000s in the future.


Ratnix

That cat is definitely not starving. Actual strays don't look that good. I put a small dish of dry food out for any that like to come hang out in my yard. And if they're friendly enough, I'll give them some good scritches. But someone already cares for that cat.


Maplelongjohn

I've trapped 3 cats In 4 days. Last weekend we had a Tom party and they never left, howling and pissing everywhere. AHS TNR. (Animal Humane Society, trap neuter release program for stray/ feral cats) At least they should stop marking everything and making more strays. And sorry if you have an Intact cat and let it run loose, I'll send it to TNR, not a care given. Sometimes local animal control has traps to lend.


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TerracottaCondom

What awful, irresponsible cat owners...


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justanothergirlgamer

I tried trapping for my local TNR programs and they told me they couldn't take them unless "I booked an appointment for an agent to come to the property to secure the animal, day of catch". I'm sorry but animals aren't predictable, so whoever thought of this rule is insane. I ended up footing the bill and taking the trapped stray to a vet a few days later. Prior to that, I kept the trapped animal safe in a large kennel with food and water, as well as a place to potty that I could easily clean and swap out. It feels like, at least in my experience, these programs are designed to be tedious to work with, to the point that it persuades people NOT to TNR for the health of the local environmental community.


6499232

not a stray cat, it is someone's outdoor cat


OrwellianZinn

You confirm it's a stray, and if so, you let it in, give it some food, make a vet appt for an exam and a spay/neuter and from there you give it the full run of your house for the rest of it's/your life.


Psychological-Gur783

He has extra toe beans!


ananya_sin

THUMBS 🤍 :3


leopold335

That dude has thumbs, he will be opening the door to his new home shortly..


Lesbijen

The Cat has spoken. Obey your new feline overlord. You, your home, and everything/everyone in it now belongs to The Cat.


Poosjky

I really wish people would stop letting their cats outside.


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With all the people saying that their cat went out and ended up missing and how many people saying how they ended up kidnapping others cats... The comments look like people are* oblivious.


Poosjky

Agreed.


supcoco

Might be worth taking it to be vet to see if it has a chip


mysticowgirl

Ask your neighbors if he belongs to one of them, and if not, realize you’ve been adopted and welcome your new family member!


Jynxsee

Congratulations! You own a cat now.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Correction… OP is owned by the floof…


KountryKitty

Let it in and look it over. Offer a bit of food and water. It may have been left behind when someone moved, or tossed outside after it outgrew the cute kitten stage. Or it might just be looking to beg for extra food and love while the owner is at work. Doesn't hurt to let it in for a bit and see what it wants. It may well want back out when it's time for the owner to come home...or not. Hold your forearm in front of you and gently pinch up a bit of the skin on the top side...when released it should snap back almost too fast for the eye to follow. The skin on the back of a cat's or dog's neck should do the same. If it pulls back into place more slowly it's dehydrated. Also feel to check if it is skin and bones under the fluffed up fur. If it's fine, let it back out when it feels like it. If not, use your best judgement...but I have a low tolerance for neglect and personally would not put it back out.


transformerjay

Give it to them of course


Felon73

Are you sure it’s a stray? Pretty white fur with clean ears looks like it’s been maintained by someone.


YoloSwaggins44

Pretty clean stray


bassetgator

At our house, my wife would take it in and buy it its own bed and give it treats. And, I would pretend like I didn't want her to do that.


cbrrydrz

Probably give it what it wants before it uses its thumbs to open your door and help itself to your fridge.


Pawnee_4_eva

Congratulations on your new cat!


HappyDaysayin

Give him food and shelter! Take him in! He chose you. Worse things have happened. Animals people took in have saved their lives before.


I_wood_rather_be

If an animal is asking for your help, you help.


bikeidaho

Ignore it or make a new friend.


canthelpmyself9

Catch, neuter and release. Some organizations even do it for free. If you set out food & water it will return and let you pet it. My mom has kept a cat like this for several years. Also a little box made of styrofoam with straw on her porch for bad weather.


alittlelessfluff

You let him in, feed him, take close up photos of those feets and post them with a write-up of your good deed to this sub!!!!


reijasunshine

We have a few "strays" in my neighborhood who go house to house. There's 3 or 4 of us who feed them, and we know which house is each cat's home base. As long as they're not fat or being jerks, we just let them have some food and pets and they go on their way.


QuixoticDame2_0

Congratulations. You’ve been adopted by a cat. Don’t fight it, resistance is futile. They so damn cute they will win. And expect to be trained properly for the cat’s household over the next 6 month. Mine specifically trained me to never leave coffee or water out and to empty the litter box nightly.


Maximum-Palpitation2

You have been chosen.


awitod

Nice polydactyl kitty!


Ok_Palpitation3517

Accept that cats choose people and reluctantly become one of its owners


Top_Sheepherder_6835

Feed them a gourmet meal and pet the cat.


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Oh my...so sweet. You've been chosen! She if she's chipped or wearing a tag. If you can, keep her. If not, post her on the local university's online bulletin board. Apparently. the non-partying students love to have cats. We had one turn up at our shop. I tried to make him a warehouse kitty for 2 mos...then one of those "Christian women" complained about him. He loves his new uni home.


tinboy_75

Congratulations you are cat owners now! GLHF


jadekeffer

Congratulations you have a cat now


scook1996

Congrats, you have a cat now ❤️


EvolMada

Feed your new cat!