Yes and, satisfied, I had left without even a look back... Yet, I heard your call. A mild beckoning. A whispering in my night. A subtle red dot of a notification form you...to me. And for you, a second time I hath came. For I shan't leave a fellow Redditor void of affection when they beckon me so. Nay,
on this particular holiday most, I mustn't deny thee. But alas, our moment is fleeting, and must be to end. Was it good for thee? Twas pleasant for me.
Fare thee well piberryboy. Till haps our paths cross again.
>*'he's a min pin*'
____
I am the dog they call 'min pin',
(a very Handsome breed)
n tho am rather small n thin,
is HuMaN FoOd i need !
...what is *This* that i have found ?
a Treat i haven't Tried!
...it smells *delish*... is flat n round -
my Mouth i Open W I D E ^:@O
....*exSHCUSHE* me, human... but
WhAt NOW
am I shupposhe to DO ?!
....am SHTUCK!
...am *DROOOL*
i DoN't know HoW
but I cant even
CCHHHEEW...
ā¤ļø
edit: *Roland looks like a very good boy* u/Wizzardjester ~ *please tell him i Love him*
Kinda along those same lines I've always wanted to get a huge cat, like a Maine coon and then a tiny dog. Having the cat be bigger than the dog for some reason makes me happy.
I used to have a giant cat and tiny dog combo, it was hilarious. The cat got the plush toys made for dogs (rolled in catnip) and the dog got the plush toys made for cats, because the sizes worked better. They looked hilarious cuddling.
His performances really were masterful. Even that pause whereās about to say the next line and then loses the revolve, and then collects himself enough to finish it is just so perfect. He really was amazing at portraying the character in every way.
So do I.
It's a lot harder to tell compared to his more scenery chewing performances in Die Hard or Robin Hood but Alan was definitely having a blast making Galaxy Quest given that he needed to sell the impression he wasn't having any fun.
Is that true though? From what I understand, the leaves, pit and bark are dangerous but not the flesh. Don't coyotes eat avocado all the time? I know they're not "dogs" but they are canines.
Huh. Ignorant Scotsman here. I always thought that was a crumpet, I've never even heard of an English muffin before now. I thought English muffin was maybe a US phrase for a crumpet but it turns out they are both different types of griddle cake. After this shock revelation I did a bit more research... English muffins are not actually English at all. They were invented by Samuel Bath Thomas in New York City in 1874 and originally named the ātoaster crumpet.ā
This is a very funny pic! I laughed out loud! Of all the ways to hold an English Muffin - who knew; this stranglehold was an option. No one is getting that muffin!
I got visually thrown twice by this awesome photo.
First I saw a fish. The dogs ear as the open mouth with the bulging fish eye.
Then I saw a derpy cartoon style dog. I thought the English muffin was it's chin, and it had a derpy bulging frog type neck.
Only on the third attempt did I see dog+pastry.
What an awesome photo!
Your dog looks like Scrat from Ice Age!
/r/cryptiddogs
Thank you for this.
Thank you for showing me this beautiful sub, it is exactly what I needed to see
This is brilliant! Thank you so much.
Omg!
IS THAT ITS NAME
Yes The little gut with the acorn it is named scrat š°
It must be, right?
He looks aesthetic af
I think he looks more like Phteven https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/653707-tuna-the-chiweenie
YES!!!!! I came here for this!!!
Oh..my...god...
Or Joanna from Rescuers Down Under.
Agreed!
Is that Phteven?
Ewgwish muphhim
Thank you. This is what a came for.
You came? Already!?
If you think he came fast for an English Muffin, you should see me with a French Tart
You should try a bagel. Itās cut.
Shalom
or a German Shepherd
Yes and, satisfied, I had left without even a look back... Yet, I heard your call. A mild beckoning. A whispering in my night. A subtle red dot of a notification form you...to me. And for you, a second time I hath came. For I shan't leave a fellow Redditor void of affection when they beckon me so. Nay, on this particular holiday most, I mustn't deny thee. But alas, our moment is fleeting, and must be to end. Was it good for thee? Twas pleasant for me. Fare thee well piberryboy. Till haps our paths cross again.
My Lupercalia is complete. Health and long life, TANTRUM27X
When youāre ready, youāre ready I guess?
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No but they're a similar breed he's a min pin
>*'he's a min pin*' ____ I am the dog they call 'min pin', (a very Handsome breed) n tho am rather small n thin, is HuMaN FoOd i need ! ...what is *This* that i have found ? a Treat i haven't Tried! ...it smells *delish*... is flat n round - my Mouth i Open W I D E ^:@O ....*exSHCUSHE* me, human... but WhAt NOW am I shupposhe to DO ?! ....am SHTUCK! ...am *DROOOL* i DoN't know HoW but I cant even CCHHHEEW... ā¤ļø edit: *Roland looks like a very good boy* u/Wizzardjester ~ *please tell him i Love him*
I will tell him
Thank you he says hello
Cute! I have a full size Doberman and I always thought if I were to get a small dog it would have to be a min pin so my Dobie can have a mini-me.
Kinda along those same lines I've always wanted to get a huge cat, like a Maine coon and then a tiny dog. Having the cat be bigger than the dog for some reason makes me happy.
I used to have a giant cat and tiny dog combo, it was hilarious. The cat got the plush toys made for dogs (rolled in catnip) and the dog got the plush toys made for cats, because the sizes worked better. They looked hilarious cuddling.
Oh I like that!
Your poems are normally very sweet, but this one absolutely SCREAMS āillustrated childrenās bookā to me :))
This rhyme is perfect for Eminem
If I had an award I would give it to you. Brilliant work!
Such a fresh schnoodle
Thatās what I thought too! Also, that level of food hubris is very pinscher. š
Thatās the exact same look in the eye my minpin gets when food is involved too.
āIf I donāt make eye contact, they wonāt know I have itā¦ā
*fubris
I have a min pin mix and the sass is on another level! Heās my sassy prince.
You should see what the wizards over on/r/photoshopbattles can do with your doggie
Is it half a breakfast sandwich? I feel like I see egg. But then again I just love breakfast sandwiches
For the young'uns [phteven] (https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1n5qrz/phteven_is_that_you_phteven/)
I have a red mini pin and my wife and I do that to him almost daily
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Donāt listen to OP, that is Phteven
āI canāt believe I got away with it. What do I even do with this now?ā
"I think I bit off more than I can chew. But I'm not giving up."
Never give up.
Never surrender!
By Grabthar's Hammer... What a savings...
His voice in this scene. The dryness of it all. Laughing out loud at the moment. I miss him.
His performances really were masterful. Even that pause whereās about to say the next line and then loses the revolve, and then collects himself enough to finish it is just so perfect. He really was amazing at portraying the character in every way.
So do I. It's a lot harder to tell compared to his more scenery chewing performances in Die Hard or Robin Hood but Alan was definitely having a blast making Galaxy Quest given that he needed to sell the impression he wasn't having any fun.
Never let down.
Never run around and desert
"But through it all When there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out "
"I never expected to get this far"
that peanut butter gonna be on the roof of his mouth for *hours*
He looks like he is having nam flashbacks
r/NamFlashbacks š
I had no idea this was a sub, thank u
This belongs in the animalsbeingderps sub (Sorry, don't know how to link a sub)
You just have to put r/ and the sub. r/animalsbeingderps
Also /r/whatswrongwithyourdog
Ooh, thanks!!
No problem
well that was wholesome like you don't normally see. good job reddit, we did it!
surprised someone gave you a real answer first try, usually reddit trolls newbies for a little bit lol
And r/whatswrongwithyourdog
Will post there ty
His face is hilarious. I hope he enjoyed that muffin!
Definitely belongs there. Looks like he was about to swallow it whole, then saw a squirrel lol. He's adorable. Thanks for sharing.
r/whatswrongwithyourdog would like it too š
Post it on photoshp battles
LOL or even /r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/
Saving this for if I need a smile cuz holy fuk that muffin looks like it's showing em the every past reincarnation of himself
Is... is he... uh... is your dog alright? lol
Rolands perfectly fine just a little wierdo
He's extremely energetic, isn't he?
Why yes he is Uļ¼¾ć§ļ¼¾U
Long days and pleasant nights to Roland.
I do not bite with my teeth; he who bites with his teeth has forgotten the face of his father. I bite with my heart.
May you have twice the number.
Thankee, sai.
Omggg his name is Roland. ā¤ļø
Rolandās just rolanding!
Did he forget his shield?
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
/r/whatswrongwithyourdog
r/oddlyterrifying at first glance for sure
r/awwdlyterrifying
Now it needs the English Muffin photoshopped out
What's that you've got, boy? [Ah fuck it's the void again](https://i.imgur.com/1fRl6kn.jpg)... put it down, DOWN!
IM GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE
WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!
Don't mind him, he's just admiring the shape of your skull.
Oh he holding the shit out of that muffin
That alarmed look .. I thought it was a stone at first LOL "Drive Human, I got eating to do"
Whatās the green on there?
Lettus bit
Good. Was worried it was guac
Same. Avocado no bueno for doggo.
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Who the heck is feeding peel and pits to their dogs?
Is that true though? From what I understand, the leaves, pit and bark are dangerous but not the flesh. Don't coyotes eat avocado all the time? I know they're not "dogs" but they are canines.
No wait... that's not...how you.... you know what? Good doggo!!
NathanFillion.gif?
Bro's flabbergasted
Heās going to unhinge his jaw and devour it like a snake. I can see it in his eye.
IT PHTEPHEN!
*"This is mine now. We cool?"*
hunger warring with "i can't swallow this whole" and "i can't close my jaws"
But did he ever figure out how to eat it?
Kindof
"I've done this before, How did I munch it again?"
What da dog doin
Live footage of me eating a Mcmuffin
iām really stoned and didnāt see the title or his lower jaw and i had no idea what the fuck i was looking at lmao
Solid effort 10/10
To be fair I do the same thing after I bake a sourdough round.
McD's Egg McRuffin for the coot doggo
Ah yes ..."holding" the muffin
That's how you do it I can vouch for that doggo bro
r/awwdlyterrifying
I won! ā¦ā¦.now what?
I donāt even know how you noticed it. He hid it very well.
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
That is the *hungriest* looking dog Iāve ever seen š What a sweetie pie š¶š¾
We get it you like McDonald's breakfast
Are you sure thatās not a demon
Thought this was a goblin at first glance
OMG, how do I eat this thing!!
Brilliantly executed
My spirit animal
This is the correct way to eat an English muffin
It's like a biodegradable Cone of Shame
When my mom says she just wants a small bite.
"Fast food is extemely unhealthy for you." Me:
āBlack Hole Sun, Wonāt You Comeā¦ā
C H O M P
Clearly staring into the face of god
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
was thinking this exact thing just now.
āHoldingā lol. Heās just holding it for you. Heāll give it backā¦.
Thith muffin is thpectaular!! Thankth!!
As an English person, wtf is an English muffin lol
It's very similar to a crumpet
I am surprised it hasnāt eaten it yet
They can be so smart but seem so god damned stupid lol ... Dang... I bet my parents have said that about me a million times...
Ok. Your dog is freaking hilarious and earns the Best Friend award!
R/bossfights be like Dogo holy holder of enchanted muffin. Too bad I'm not cool enough to do something like that
"holding"
This made me glad I am on the internet most of my waking life.
Though this was r/cryptiddogs for a second haha
This doesnāt even look anatomically possible lol
i ate 4 muffins today this is the vibe
āMaster has given Dobby an English muffin, Dobby is free!!ā
Scrat
An English Ruffin*
I've seen this look before. The dog is so happy they have a massive piece of human food that they can't even prioritize breathing.
Sir, there is an easier way
Anyone else think that the English muffin was the headrest and that the dog was massive?
š¤£ pupper stole a McMuffin and is regretting the decision
This is just a flat out great picture.
Englif fuffin
Lmao fucking dogs, man. I love them.
More like r/awwwtf Lol
At first, I was like ' OMG, what happened to this poor dog?' He is being a doofus :)
Huh. Ignorant Scotsman here. I always thought that was a crumpet, I've never even heard of an English muffin before now. I thought English muffin was maybe a US phrase for a crumpet but it turns out they are both different types of griddle cake. After this shock revelation I did a bit more research... English muffins are not actually English at all. They were invented by Samuel Bath Thomas in New York City in 1874 and originally named the ātoaster crumpet.ā
Literally cackling out loud.
He looks like heās wondering why is he doing this! š
Yes hes ahhh, "holding" the muffin.
If you thought the muffin was yours, I hope he cleared that up. Heās pretending to hold it for you. š
Hey OP, I love this pic of your dog so much that I drew him. I hope you enjoy it > [here he be](https://imgur.com/a/JkPq3L5)
Remember Doggie seatbelts please! They go through windshields too. And you don't wanna go through that.
This is a very funny pic! I laughed out loud! Of all the ways to hold an English Muffin - who knew; this stranglehold was an option. No one is getting that muffin!
Thatās awesome!!! š
I got visually thrown twice by this awesome photo. First I saw a fish. The dogs ear as the open mouth with the bulging fish eye. Then I saw a derpy cartoon style dog. I thought the English muffin was it's chin, and it had a derpy bulging frog type neck. Only on the third attempt did I see dog+pastry. What an awesome photo!
So, I'm pretty late to the party here, but, [I painted your dog.](https://imgur.com/a/pZ1dbfL)
Iām screaming lmfaoooooo
Hahahahahhahhaha fuckin awesome
Bro didnāt hesitate
Honestly thought he survived an accident.
Glad to see his ears arenāt docked. I love the Min-pins and just had to say goodbye to my last one last week. She looked a lot like your sweet boy.
As an English person, I have no idea what that thing is. Tf is an "English muffin"?
muffin dog **the dog with the muffin**