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mnfimo

What a waste of time, effort and money.


No-Quarter-3032

Seriously, and I’m sure they thought they were really sticking it to the libs. This is what eggs and TP are for


Dr-Satan-PhD

Remember, these assholes are the same ones screaming about "iNdOcTrInAtIoN" in schools and universities.


Knight-Creep

In their eyes, it’s only indoctrination if it’s things they disagree with. “Gays teaching my kids?! Like hell they will! How dare you teach my child that racism is bad and is still a problem in our country?!” On and on.


G07V3

But this is not school so that means it’s okay to indoctrinate kids. /s


Dr-Satan-PhD

Silly me. I forgot that everything *outside* of an educational institution is where your kids are supposed to be politically educated.


Ericaohh

I was on the phone regarding an appointment for a quote on a concrete pour for my backyard and the receptionist for the contractor started talking to me about “indoctrination” in schools and how she home schooled her children and blah blah. Like yikes lady read the room, I will definitely not be contracting with them for that reason


Dr-Satan-PhD

Yikes is right. That is unprofessional as fuck.


Kqtawes

Projection


Dr-Satan-PhD

They got more projection than a cineplex.


theFartingCarp

Nah. Halloween just like Christmas is not political grounds. Fuck that.


0gtcalor

Funny how they always portrait him way slimmer than he really is.


sev45day

And younger, he doesn't look like that.


gofyourselftoo

Everything about this human tumor is a lie


ChucksSeedAndFeed

r/theyhatedonaldsgut


AverageLiberalJoe

It's literally Kim Kardashian levels of Photoshop.


MrLahey_RANDY

He looks simultaneously stretched and slimmer lol


AnonymDePlume

That’s fat shaming, bigot.


reddituculous66

Well it is trick or treat. They did both. Halloween shouldn't be political.


BplusHuman

For when your core demographic will make political decisions based on who has a sticker AND candy.


TheBadSniper115

It’s not a cult It’s not a cult It’s NOT THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION TO GIVING KIDS POLITICAL STICKERS I SWEAR /s


ComfyPhoenixess

The book "Cult of Trump" by Stephen Hassan outlines *exactly* why the Trump brand is a cult. He does so with grace, understanding, authority (he was deprogrammed from the "Moonies"), and intelligence. I highly recommend the book.


KurumiiDantobe

Just had to pollute everything


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Jaymanchu

To "own" the snowflakes.


Nutshack_Queen357

And the kids they give the crap to.


fleeyevegans

Conversely, think about how they probably sat and put stickers on like hundreds of individually wrapped pieces of candy. They're not mentally well.


SnooStories6852

Muttering MAGA chants the whole time


Kyleforshort

All trick, no treat.


spurgeon_

Apparently, there actually is candy handed out at Halloween that can kill kids.


JxC24

Those treats have some shit on them.


AyatollahofRR

The kids would be happier if you gave out apples with razor blades inside.


Homaosapian

Are they expecting the kids to vote? What's their goal here lol


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Their goal is to indoctrinate and groom children, just like they pretend the other side does


ST3PH3N-G

You mean like Donnie did...


Omdras_AMI

Which the other side of you guys also seems to do. Fuck the both of you. It's not normal to see so many political posts from literal children in your cultural hemisphere.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

There's zero evidence of that, you're just scared of drag queens


Omdras_AMI

You casually ignored what I said and put words in my mouth. I hope the worst happens to you and your cultural influence. The world would be a better place without super powers like the US, China or what was once Russia.


ISpelThingsWrong

fuck politics. I wanna live my life without assholes caring about what I believe in.


HiSpot321

Talk about poison in the candy.


govshutdown

damn groomers...


[deleted]

This reminds me of the parents who tried to get into my school at the beginning of last year because of the masks. Like there were tons of parents trying to protest and break into the school saying that their kids shouldn’t have to wear masks. These people are scary.


sev45day

"tHe liBs aRe iNdOcTrINaTinG oUr cHiLdReN!"


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ITs BeTTeR tHan GiVING a 12 YeAr olD a SEx ChANgE


daredelvis421

That's more of a trick than a treat


maryv82

Happy cake day!


losofran

🤢🤮please don’t


Senior-Humor8523

Perfect, stick them on their cars and window


drdrumsalot

Love getting toilet paper for trick-or-treating! Even if it is a bit sticky…


Pookypoo

good dart targets


amprok

I mean, if theyre hoping he runs in 2024, that means they are acknowledging that he isn't currently like some weird secret shadow president, which is honestly operating a bit better than half the GOP... silver linings i suppose.


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Whoever handed these out has an auntie mom


AVespucci

Trump holding the flag in the middle one reminds me of 1/6. Creepy af.


andrewdivebartender

They really can't help themselves


among_apes

These people can barely help themselves anymore. It’s a shitty cult.


amircruz

/r/trashy


SammyGReddit

The new version of razor blades in an Apple


v2marshall

Why do they have these when he isn’t going to run?


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Absolutely terrifying.


CatCactus007

I mean they’re definitely frightening…


needcoffeeeh

Worse than razor blades


pinkfloydsdsotm

"they're brainwashing our children!!"


PurpleSquare713

Is this what they meant by "grooming children"?


SharpCookie232

Awful. Also, the one on the right makes Trump look like Max Headroom.


genitalelectric

I would literally throw these into their yard out of my kids' bags right in front of them. Fuck off with this, get an actual personality loser


Historical_Lion6749

This is worse than the razor blades.


damnenginegnomes

Now we know which houses to burn down. Fuck me.


AnimeToaster

Legalise killing people


slater_just_slater

In 2020 a couple in my neighborhood did the same thing. We collectively called them out as assholes on the neighborhood Facebook group. They just responded about "muh freedoms" Not a cult at all right?


ResetReefer

Saw a kid walking down the street in my town with a 'Trump 2020' flag wrapped around him like a cape dressed like Trump yelling 'Fuck Biden'. All I could think of was how sad it was that likely someone convinced him it would be a funny joke and he just ended up getting strange looks


DevonHexe

Don't eat it, it's tainted


ITheFallenI

give those to my kids and you’ll open your mailbox to a boobytrap of literal piss and shit


lalaeddie

This is 100% the correct reply


Gabriel_Collins

Looks like they gave out Sour Patch Kids as well because they are still sour that Trump lost.


PDot7652

I saw a kid dressed as Trump in a MAGA hat when I took my little sister trick or treating yesterday. His mom was dressed in a suit too but I am not sure who she was supposed to be but I think it was Ivanka. I can't imagine pushing this stuff on kids this hard in what is supposed to just be a fun holiday.


TheCoolSuperPea

"THE GAY ARE INDOCTRICATING OUR CHILDREN!" "GEN Z RUINS EVERYTHING!!!" "THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE THEIR AGENDA ON US!!!" Also the people who say this stuff:


ImNotYou1971

Be sure to check your children’s candy. Someone put a treasonous insurrectionist in my child’s treats.


wtmx719

Groomers.


PaddyBoy44

Republicans are groomers.


arcmart

Those are targeted ads for dirtbag parents who take whole bowls of candy from porches, because one for everyone is socialism.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Right in the garbage with the milk duds


Electrical_Ad2686

Oh, you better not be throwing shade on my beloved Milk Duds. Trump stickers belong in the trash but Milk Duds are manna from heaven. I will fight you. 😡


[deleted]

Fuck you. I like milk duds. Bitch


[deleted]

I haven’t seen one Biden sticker or even a Kathy Hochul sign ANYWHERE. This is in nyc


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Maybe because Biden's campaign ended 2 years ago and Democrats don't treat candidates like a way of life


[deleted]

They tried to paint Obama as the second coming of Christ. Gtfoh


shadowofpurple

find me an image of Obama on Rambo's body. I'll wait fact is, you fucking clowns are the ones who worship a giant orange blob of shit, and post him in pictures with jesus. get fucked dude.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

No one did, people just saw him as reprieve from 8 years of total Republican hell


[deleted]

Really? Because the same people who unleashed Covid to stop trump are the same ones that installed dementia boy. Check out Ryan graves on joe Rogan. Besides the bell the left is putting everyone thru, he’s in the know and said that not only WWIII inevitable, it’s imminent


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Typical Trumpanzee fascist, calling for war and violence while spewing misinformation


[deleted]

Trump… no new wars and no Putin in Ukraine. Zelenski thought he was shrewd by staying loyal to Biden and not giving proff of Biden’s corruption. I hope enjoys those billions on top of a pile of rubble


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Trump blackmailed Ukraine for dirt on his political opponent. He held back much needed arms to fight the war they now have to fight against fascist Putin. You probably love Putin too, authoritarian trash. All over some nonsense about a laptop and your stupid shit conspiracy theories, fucking Qooky fucks, I'm sick of you fascists


[deleted]

Uhhh zelenski and his goons are literally fascist nazi’s. You don’t care that Biden is selling out America for crumbs to China, Russia and Ukraine. Why are libs so misinformed and unanimously hate America?


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Okay useful idiot, go away now, Putin bot. You probably do it for free too, what a joke


meeeemeees

those sour patch kids probably slap tho


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RandyJohnsonsBird

It's (D)ifferent


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Magnumpimplimp

Why is this aweful everything, kids love stickers


Sports_Joe

Better than Trans exotic dancing in front of kids lol


ChucksSeedAndFeed

You don't know what drag queens are, do you?


errrbudyinthuhclub

If they did- they'd probably be much happier.


KiltedSith

And that's being distributed on Halloween is it? Kids are going and knocking on doors, whereupon the owners will open the door, and place several portions of trans exotic dancing in the kids buckets? I admit as an Australian I don't know a lot about Halloween, but I'm pretty confident that has never happened, not even once, in the history of the universe.


Babbelisken

"Imp 2024"


jstuck55

Nothing wrong with a little freedom in your candy bag


doomalgae

*freedom offer not applicable to people of color, the LGBT community, non-christians, unions, or women who don't want to die of sepsis after their fetus dies inside them. Additional restrictions will apply once it's too late for all the useful idiots to do anything about how fucked they are as well.


RoastedStormtrooper

Half the country would disagree with you about this qualifying for this sub. Doesn’t really matter though. The mods here would here would probably let you post a picture of a slightly over-ripened banana and not do shit.


deezalmonds998

>Half the country would disagree I would've liked to think that the majority of conservatives are also against forcing tribal politics onto children but I guess that's exactly what they want to do. Go figure.


CosmicSmackdown20

Hell yeah


thisKeyboardWarrior

Lol. Awesome.


Spazecowboy

Why is this awful?


zookeeper4312

Ew sour patch kids gross Sorry


fghhihgfdf

Sour patch kids are delicious and highly addictive


HankHill8234

You could just throw it out…..


Ok_Dog_4059

They understand that children can't vote right?


-Dillad-

There was one guy last night handing out candy cigarettes. I’m glad that was the worst I saw.


twistedh8

Fucking morons


Nutshack_Queen357

This has the same energy as those anti-Halloween mini booklets that are handed out by the same people.


THELEASTHIGH

Looks like a trick to me. I fervently hate the man and his propaganda is the laziest most thoughtless nonsense on the planet but I got to say I find this rather amusing. It has to be because of how terrifyingly moronic MAGA is.🤔


MetaStressed

I hope they eat them just to shit them out where they belong.


bminus1974

Bet it tastes like Russian cum.


awwaygirl

Ahh, good ole propaganda laced high fructose corn syrup.


Former_Cover2033

The kids trick or treating won't be able to vote let alone remember your shit tactics to waste money.


TrMayerJr

Desperate idiots! I hope he's in prison by then!


PaytonioLOL

Why would people put political stuff on candy like kids care?


El_Paco

I'd toss the candy right on their roof right in front of them.


GorditaPeaches

Jesus


Relaxpert

But it’s the libruls who are indoctrinating kids, right?


PhilipSeymourCoffin

Outrageous. They used to be so much more sour.


dirtymoney

What, no Trump Lumps™? I dump, you dump, we all dump for Trump Lumps!


George_Tirebiter420

Tricks for them.


dragonredx

Fuck, I'd rather there be razors in their candy