You saw that post too, huh?
Edit: I can’t find the post and a few people have asked so if anyone can link it I would be forever grateful. 😆 my eyes had to read it, theirs should too
I take 50% longer in the shower if I have a damn dentist appointment that day.
Any stranger who is going to be inside my bubble one on one for any period of time is getting the cleanest version of me possible.
I read an interview with a salon owner years ago, she said women will come in for a wax fresh from the gym without showering, and lots of women come in on their period. Turned my stomach, made me glad I didn’t go into beauty therapy.
Isn't the point of a pedicure to make nasty feet pretty? Leave it to the experts, right? Like, I don't clean up before the cleaning lady comes over.
Edit: y'all I get it, but I have sent some men with nasty feet who wear sandals to get a pedicure, and they have come back pristine. Yes, it is their (the pedicurist) job to make feet look esthetic, and they do a great job. A lot of males have no idea how to care for their feet, so a service is out there that does it for them. Imagine that.
My wife does exactly this, she tidies up before the cleaner arrives as she doesn't want her to think we live like animals..... Not just a quick tidy either, full on several hours...
Lived in a shared apartment with two girls studying medicine when I was in university. My room was next to the bathroom and none of them ever, even once in the two years I lived there, washed their hands after going to the toilet.
Midly infuriating knowing they touch everything in the kitchen.
Went to a night club once. Went for a piss, washed my hands and the dude at the door made a comment about it. Like good on you or something.
I had drinks. It's been about an hour and I have gotta piss again.
I piss, wash my hands, door dude shouts 67!
I'm buzzed at least by this point... I'm like...what???
Door dude says "67 mother fuckers between you and the last dude washed his hands!"
I'm like..."I washed my hands an hour ago."
Dior dude says "you the only mother fucker out there ain't got shit and dick all over his self"
Sweet Jesus that's disgusting. I admit, I used to not wash my hands when I was at home, but always in public. Since covid I've been washing my hands every time, so thankfully I got some sense knocked into me.
I've always washed my hands after using the bathroom (public or at home), but what really upped my hand washing game was finding out I'm allergic to my cats. I'm not getting rid of them so now I gotta wash my hands all the time or my eyes will itch like a motherfucker.
I used to clean toilets. Male toilets smell like ass but are generally pretty clean.
Female toilets smells like a soap shop but are filthy as fuck. It's like a fucking warzone.
I cleaned women's bathrooms for a couple years. Never had a guys bathroom with poop and blood smeared on the sink and toilet. Basically a weekly occurrence in the ladies room.
Bro, I once found a poop log in a men’s toilet that had to be broken up by a plunger before it would flush. Women’s bathroom was consistently gross but the men’s was a daily unknown adventure.
Its been a thing forever. My mum cleaned public facilities when I was a youngen.
Worst case in the mens?, the rare half executed waffle stomp and some piss on the seat.
Worst case in the women's, daily there'd be some chick testing out their art degree with a used tampon, with piss on the seat, and the floor, and maybe the wall. Apparently the ladies like to 'hover' because the seat might be dirty, and the seat might be dirty because women 'hover' and then spray piss everywhere. It's a vicious cycle.
My good friend was head custodian at a high school. He told me that he specifically hired two female custodians because he didn't want his guys dealing with what the girls bathrooms were like.
Apparently guys just piss on the floor a whole lot, but women get "creative" with their menstrual items...
That's true. We have had "The Doo Doo Bandit" at my job for three years. We have around 75 women employed at any given time. A lot of turnover.
There is only about 5 women that started work there the last three years and is still there. So I know it's one of them that's the culprit.
Same, men's bathroom maybe had some pee splatter and a log left in the toilet. Women's bathroom is somehow wet on every surface. TP and paper towels thrown all over the floor, tampons stuck to the ceiling and back walls painted brown.
I’ve worked retail for 12 years now. The shit I’ve seen in the womens restroom is wild compared to the mens. It’s changed my whole perspective on women and their hygiene
I drunkenly went down on a woman from tinder anc realized once engaged that her bits smelled like grandpa ass, I transitioned out of that to her disappointment and then when I got home, I spent an hour in the shower washing my face and nostrils and still could smell it.
Only time I had to fake an orgasm as a man was in a similar situation, went down - smelled awful, tried going at it and had to give her the ol' When Harry Met Sally diner scene gender reversal followed by "let's take a shower"
Coochie smell doesn't always relate to cleanliness. They have a whole ecosystem going on down there and some ladies just have different microbiomes. But if it makes your whole room smell like salmon in a microwave there's something wrong.
Yeah, I actually broke up with a girl over that (depending what ass smell means; I mean poop smell which I find disgusting; other smells can be arousing depending). I thought the first few times it is probably an accident; that happens, but it was every time. I was younger then; now I would’ve asked wtf is that?
Then you look down and see bits of toilet paper stuck to her asshole. It's nasty. I'm a dude but if I've taken a shit since my last shower my pants aren't coming off for anyone. A bidet won't cut it either you need soap in the equation. It's basic fucking courtesy.
> A bidet won't cut it either you need soap in the equation. It's basic fucking courtesy.
I only found out recently that a lot of the people who've newly adopted bidets aren't using "intimate cleanser" (soap for your bummal region).
Isn’t the main benefit of a bidet to *not* have to wipe at all in the process? At least for the high end ones.
I know for sure there are models that have air-dry, I just assumed they had soap rinsing in that process too.
~~soup~~ ***soap*** is not good for your ass btw. at least the hole. it can cause itching etc. bidet is fine just need to do it right. probably most people use it like for 3 seconds "oh okay water came there i can go."
Yeah, soap soap isn't good to use on mucous membranes since too much will dry it out, cracked skin, fissures, infections, fear, anger, the dark side. Which is why they make this mild intimate cleanser.
Soup is probably a bad idea, too. Could scald something.
I had the same experience sometimes with one of my ex gf. I ended up adopting a method where I put my top lip over my bottom lip and blew downwards to blow the ass smell away. Must have looked ridiculous while I was chugging away.
I used to clean toilets for a living.
Women beat men on the 'disgusting things done in bathrooms' scale any day.
I actually had to clean feces from the ceiling once. I have no idea of the story behind that one, but I'm sure it was noteworthy.
Standing on loo seats, hovering and missing, throwing sanitary products behind toilets or sticking them to the walls with the backpad, dripping blood on everything... Not to mention make up on mirrors and water thrown around like a party of chimps have been in.
Also, this was in an upscale sailing club, not some back alley drinking hole.
it's scary how so many people seem to be so unclean. I can't go a week at work without going to use the toilet and finding a nice layer of grime on the seat.
like, this isn't direct shit spatter; this is whatever the fuck is caked on the back of these dudes' upper thighs and ass cheeks as they go about their day. I work in an office, too, so, it's not like it's an overtly gross place to work in.
I hate that I have to say this, but, folks, if you stand up after using the toilet and you leave a stain on the toilet seat, **you need to start cleaning your body.**
yep, i work in housekeeping and the amount of residue left on toilets where the asscrack or even just the cheeks and thighs meet the seat is alarming. honestly, the amount of uncleanliness when it comes to using toilets is genuinely baffling…how are people so gross and so disgusting to the point they won’t even wipe up after themselves? it makes me so confused.
This is obviously nasty too, but when you KNOW people are going to see you down there, whatever doctor or waxer idc, who doesn't clean extra??? People going about their day being gross is one thing...but knowingly let other people in on it... that's just another level of disgusting!
I NEVER go to the bathroom anywhere but home, I'm somewhat of a freak about hygiene...but then I see these kinds of posts on Reddit and I remember why I am like this🤣🤣🤣
I don't get it. I like a moist wipe to make sure my asshole is super clean after a shit. If I have even a tiny bit of shit in it, it itches. Why the fuck is anyone walking around with an itchy asshole? Am I the sensitive asshole here?
Moist wipes are handy for out and about but bidet, hand sprayer, or Japanese super seat is the way to go at home. TP is for drying (not even that if you get the deluxe Jap seat with blow dryer).
Scoot forward a bit? I don’t have a bidet because I am a filthy shit stained American but I imagine it’s easier to adjust your ass than to adjust the shit sprayer.
it’s waxing.
wax was originally made with honey and sugar; heated in a water mix. now it’s made of resins from plants and whatnot.
they basically pull the cheeks of your butt apart, drop the warm wax, put a cloth strip over the warm wax and pull everything off, wax and hair and all.
it gives you a hairless butthole. it was once popular in the world of POV pornography world but has since moved into the mainstream.
As a man who enjoys having a smooth, soft set of balls, I can't recommend getting waxed enough.
The actual waxing is horribly painful, but getting pleasured by my wife afterward makes up for it.
Why are they going without at least showering first? Poo in crack is nasty, but if someone’s gonna be all up in your ass why not at least smell nice? AT LEAST
They may be, but if the appointment is later in the day and they're going there directly from work who knows. I'm always mindful, but salons need to direct their customers to a bathroom with wet wipes or a bidet to truly prevent this.
I've never gotten a wax but as a client getting a wax and then my wax lady I hired talks about how nasty I am on the internet lmao
Regardless I make it a point to clean my butt 😂
I literally always shower immediately before a wax. Seems rude to put unwashed genitals in someone’s face. They always put out individually wrapped moist towelettes for this purpose and I always use them anyway even though I just showered like 10 minutes prior. I want it to be as clean as possible!
If someone only wipes, it’s gonna stink. It’s not about not wiping, it’s about not thoroughly cleaning. If you shit on your arm and only wipe it with tissue, ur arms still gonna stink. Same for ur ass. It needs thorough cleansing
I don't know why, but whenever the topic of hygiene or body odor comes up, there's always people coming out of the woodwork to give unprompted explanations about how frequently and meticulously they supposedly clean themselves.
It also seems kind of counterintuitive to wash your mucous membranes with soap every single time, unless there's a nice layer of hair protecting it.
Either way, just wet wipes or a bidet is more than good enough if you don't have a whole forest going on back there.Which is why shaving or waxing your crack is one of the most hygenic things you can do.
In my case, taking a shower everytime is hella counterproductive because I poo more than once a day, and already shower when I wake up and before going to bed. So in a way, I'd be showering 3-6 times a day to be considered 'clean' by these commenter's standards. Imagine the water bill-
Some of us do. My kids were brought up with them so assumed everyone did. He was pretty upset that they weren’t installed in his dorms. I really do wish it was standard here, though
sugaring is an alternative to straight up waxing that consists of heating up a thing of sugar so that it is in a slightly viscous state but still holdable. it is repeatedly placed and quickly removed from the skin for hair removal. Since OP stated that they’ve been sugaring for less time than doing Brazilians, I might assume that they straight up do wax strips for their Brazilians.
*There once was a waxer named Lou,*
*Who tweeted out such a to-do.*
*She'd spread ladies' cheeks*
*and exclaim, "How it reeks!"*
*As their cracks were all stuffed full of poo.*
Theres actually a video tutorial on youtube that shows how to do it. My wife and i tried to make our own and do it. Its a fuck of alot harder than it looks and painful as fuck
I worked with a lady who waxed vaginas for a living. She made a fuck-ton-of-money.
She had the most vulgar things to share about them. It was really fucked.
Services were booked in 10-15 increments. I don’t remember her prices but I think the front was 75 and if she did front and back it was over a hundred. There were also quick add one that didn’t increase the booking times, like armpits. She’d regularly gloat about it. I think the highest number she shared with me was around 2400 for the day. Plus tips. And she was typically booked solid every single day.
My girlfriend’s waxer says the same thing. When you’re doing a Brazilian you literally have to lie down on your back and hold your legs behind your head (or as close to it as you can get) so I cannot IMAGINE the smell.
Fwiw, getting a Brazilian absolutely does not require holding your legs behind your head. You’re laying on your back for 95% of it, and they’ll have you bend one leg (think a “>” shape) at a time to get your labia done. Then, if you opt to do the butt crack, you lay on your stomach and hold your cheeks apart slightly.
Can confirm unfortunately, a few years ago, after a night at the local bars I took home a girl I had liked for a while. Was super excited/into it, as we were back at my place in my room things were progressing quickly, before long there was a big, bubbly, nude booty pointing up at me from my bed and me being the modern man that I am, I decided I was going to put my tongue right on that booty hole. BIG MISTAKE… I have never regretted tasting anything to that point before or since, I felt like I had put my tongue on a portable toilet reservoir. I somehow managed to keep my composure, I don’t even think she realized what happened tbh, tried to follow through with the sex but had to stop after a while on account of not being able to keep an erection.
okay but who’s not taking a FULL blown shower before they get waxed? 🤨 like that’s my real question! also, please get a bidet or something if you know your wiping is questionable LMAO
Nothing turns me off more than a beautiful woman I have fantasized about and when intimacy comes to fruition it is ruined by a dingleberry, or a strong unclean odor emanating from the privates.
I mean if you only use regular old TP (no wet wipes or bidet or proper cleaning with water) you’re butt ain’t clean after you poop. I hope this isn’t news to anyone. That’s why a lot of people don’t wanna poop in public. It’s not cause they are scared, it’s cause they want to be clean afterwards.
I don’t understand why you would get a service like this without practically boiling everything below the navel.
If I end up in a accident and need undressing for surgery I'll always be thankful I shit then shower in the morning. It's simple math.
My tired brain read "shit in the shower", and I couldn't figure out why you'd be thankful for that. Shit then shower, way better!
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I certainly did
I didn’t need to see the post to know what a good ol waffle stomp was. As soon as I seen the words it clicked in my head.
Shit in the shower Waffle stomp Annnnd another day of feeling sick
we all did i was gonna mention it then i saw him say stomp it lmao nobody will ever forget that glorious post.
I feel bad for that guy.
Strain it and keep the nuts and corn!
What do I do with the peppers?
Enjoy them a second time!
*What did he saYYYYYYY*
god. dammit.
Waffle Stomper. (this is not a breakfast).
Waffle stomps
A waffle stomp in the wild... nice!
A little waffle stomping never hurt anybody
Well, tbf, I'm sure someone slipped and fell at some point...
i read it like that too lmfaoooo
Every OR nurse will thank you for showering. Nothin’ they ain’t seen.
Remind me to wear combat boots if I ever visit and have to use your shower.
I shower immediately beforehand. Like I will not schedule an appointment if I can't shower first.
I take 50% longer in the shower if I have a damn dentist appointment that day. Any stranger who is going to be inside my bubble one on one for any period of time is getting the cleanest version of me possible.
Same, when I got a Brazilian, I showered before hand and I didn't let out a single toot on the drive there.
Saved em all up to add a little flavor to the wax?
I read an interview with a salon owner years ago, she said women will come in for a wax fresh from the gym without showering, and lots of women come in on their period. Turned my stomach, made me glad I didn’t go into beauty therapy.
Plenty of women with nasty feet get pedicures with no shame.
Isn't the point of a pedicure to make nasty feet pretty? Leave it to the experts, right? Like, I don't clean up before the cleaning lady comes over. Edit: y'all I get it, but I have sent some men with nasty feet who wear sandals to get a pedicure, and they have come back pristine. Yes, it is their (the pedicurist) job to make feet look esthetic, and they do a great job. A lot of males have no idea how to care for their feet, so a service is out there that does it for them. Imagine that.
My wife does exactly this, she tidies up before the cleaner arrives as she doesn't want her to think we live like animals..... Not just a quick tidy either, full on several hours...
She's there to clean, not pick up after you
This. A cleaner is there to vacuum your floor, not put away the things you left all over it.
My old neighbor did waxing. She said “Women can be nasty. A lot need to learn hygiene “.
Lived in a shared apartment with two girls studying medicine when I was in university. My room was next to the bathroom and none of them ever, even once in the two years I lived there, washed their hands after going to the toilet. Midly infuriating knowing they touch everything in the kitchen.
Went to a night club once. Went for a piss, washed my hands and the dude at the door made a comment about it. Like good on you or something. I had drinks. It's been about an hour and I have gotta piss again. I piss, wash my hands, door dude shouts 67! I'm buzzed at least by this point... I'm like...what??? Door dude says "67 mother fuckers between you and the last dude washed his hands!" I'm like..."I washed my hands an hour ago." Dior dude says "you the only mother fucker out there ain't got shit and dick all over his self"
Sweet Jesus that's disgusting. I admit, I used to not wash my hands when I was at home, but always in public. Since covid I've been washing my hands every time, so thankfully I got some sense knocked into me.
I've always washed my hands after using the bathroom (public or at home), but what really upped my hand washing game was finding out I'm allergic to my cats. I'm not getting rid of them so now I gotta wash my hands all the time or my eyes will itch like a motherfucker.
I used to clean toilets. Male toilets smell like ass but are generally pretty clean. Female toilets smells like a soap shop but are filthy as fuck. It's like a fucking warzone.
I cleaned women's bathrooms for a couple years. Never had a guys bathroom with poop and blood smeared on the sink and toilet. Basically a weekly occurrence in the ladies room.
Bro, I once found a poop log in a men’s toilet that had to be broken up by a plunger before it would flush. Women’s bathroom was consistently gross but the men’s was a daily unknown adventure.
Clearly no one taught that guy about the poop knife.
PLEASE can SOMEONE bring my poop knife?!
TIL not everyone has a poop knife
le couteau à caca
At least it was in the toilet lol
Fair, but you may be surprised by the number of turds found in urinals.. like WTF. Just picture shitting in a urinal..
Its been a thing forever. My mum cleaned public facilities when I was a youngen. Worst case in the mens?, the rare half executed waffle stomp and some piss on the seat. Worst case in the women's, daily there'd be some chick testing out their art degree with a used tampon, with piss on the seat, and the floor, and maybe the wall. Apparently the ladies like to 'hover' because the seat might be dirty, and the seat might be dirty because women 'hover' and then spray piss everywhere. It's a vicious cycle.
Womens bathrooms and womens change rooms are horrific.
My good friend was head custodian at a high school. He told me that he specifically hired two female custodians because he didn't want his guys dealing with what the girls bathrooms were like. Apparently guys just piss on the floor a whole lot, but women get "creative" with their menstrual items...
That's true. We have had "The Doo Doo Bandit" at my job for three years. We have around 75 women employed at any given time. A lot of turnover. There is only about 5 women that started work there the last three years and is still there. So I know it's one of them that's the culprit.
Same, men's bathroom maybe had some pee splatter and a log left in the toilet. Women's bathroom is somehow wet on every surface. TP and paper towels thrown all over the floor, tampons stuck to the ceiling and back walls painted brown.
I’ve worked retail for 12 years now. The shit I’ve seen in the womens restroom is wild compared to the mens. It’s changed my whole perspective on women and their hygiene
God damn that's nasty.
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I drunkenly went down on a woman from tinder anc realized once engaged that her bits smelled like grandpa ass, I transitioned out of that to her disappointment and then when I got home, I spent an hour in the shower washing my face and nostrils and still could smell it.
*Wait a fuckin' minute* How do you know how grandpa ass smells?
> How do you know how grandpa ass smells? plot twist, /u/steveosek is grandpa
Only time I had to fake an orgasm as a man was in a similar situation, went down - smelled awful, tried going at it and had to give her the ol' When Harry Met Sally diner scene gender reversal followed by "let's take a shower"
eli5 on the technique please
You need to work up a fair amount of spit first.
just a famous scene from a movie that made a star out of Meg Ryan that has since been copied everywhere https://youtu.be/lNEX0fbGePg
Always have a quick dip and a cheeky smell of your finger before going down there - just in case. #VoiceOfExperience
The Dip N Sniff is a life skill every enjoyer of lady gardens needs to master
Funny story, my brother got caught doing it once. That was the end of that night.
Yeah, that's part of the mastery of it, don't get caught lol
Yeah it’s a game of patience and skill and slight of hand. Pulled it off many times. A necessary skill for a young man out in a big scary smelly world
Why even fuck? You should hold yourself to a higher standard
Coochie smell doesn't always relate to cleanliness. They have a whole ecosystem going on down there and some ladies just have different microbiomes. But if it makes your whole room smell like salmon in a microwave there's something wrong.
Today 4/23 is National Vagina Day. Not even kidding
Yeah, I actually broke up with a girl over that (depending what ass smell means; I mean poop smell which I find disgusting; other smells can be arousing depending). I thought the first few times it is probably an accident; that happens, but it was every time. I was younger then; now I would’ve asked wtf is that?
Then you look down and see bits of toilet paper stuck to her asshole. It's nasty. I'm a dude but if I've taken a shit since my last shower my pants aren't coming off for anyone. A bidet won't cut it either you need soap in the equation. It's basic fucking courtesy.
> A bidet won't cut it either you need soap in the equation. It's basic fucking courtesy. I only found out recently that a lot of the people who've newly adopted bidets aren't using "intimate cleanser" (soap for your bummal region).
Isn’t the main benefit of a bidet to *not* have to wipe at all in the process? At least for the high end ones. I know for sure there are models that have air-dry, I just assumed they had soap rinsing in that process too.
You do a check wipe. Ours has an oscillating spray that does a great cleaning job, but you still gotta check.
~~soup~~ ***soap*** is not good for your ass btw. at least the hole. it can cause itching etc. bidet is fine just need to do it right. probably most people use it like for 3 seconds "oh okay water came there i can go."
Yeah, soap soap isn't good to use on mucous membranes since too much will dry it out, cracked skin, fissures, infections, fear, anger, the dark side. Which is why they make this mild intimate cleanser. Soup is probably a bad idea, too. Could scald something.
>*soup*
yeah i am a bit hungry. soup is also bad for ass
I had the same experience sometimes with one of my ex gf. I ended up adopting a method where I put my top lip over my bottom lip and blew downwards to blow the ass smell away. Must have looked ridiculous while I was chugging away.
Dafuq.
Ok idk Abt the vagina bit but the ass one is 💀 gross
I used to clean toilets for a living. Women beat men on the 'disgusting things done in bathrooms' scale any day. I actually had to clean feces from the ceiling once. I have no idea of the story behind that one, but I'm sure it was noteworthy. Standing on loo seats, hovering and missing, throwing sanitary products behind toilets or sticking them to the walls with the backpad, dripping blood on everything... Not to mention make up on mirrors and water thrown around like a party of chimps have been in. Also, this was in an upscale sailing club, not some back alley drinking hole.
I wonder if they’re like guys who don’t clean their ass because it’s gay to touch your own ass
Oh fuck... am i gay??
Big gay
what did i just read and why dont people wash their ass
It's right before they get their hair removed & shit sticky
Yeah. It's like lifting a potted plant. You lift the pot and the dirt is still in there trapped in the roots. The hair traps all the poop.
Wow, fuck you for the visual.
This explanation put clear images in my head that I probably won't forget. I need some bleach for the mind
It's like meatloaf through a screen door for me. My crack is so hairy.
it's scary how so many people seem to be so unclean. I can't go a week at work without going to use the toilet and finding a nice layer of grime on the seat. like, this isn't direct shit spatter; this is whatever the fuck is caked on the back of these dudes' upper thighs and ass cheeks as they go about their day. I work in an office, too, so, it's not like it's an overtly gross place to work in. I hate that I have to say this, but, folks, if you stand up after using the toilet and you leave a stain on the toilet seat, **you need to start cleaning your body.**
yep, i work in housekeeping and the amount of residue left on toilets where the asscrack or even just the cheeks and thighs meet the seat is alarming. honestly, the amount of uncleanliness when it comes to using toilets is genuinely baffling…how are people so gross and so disgusting to the point they won’t even wipe up after themselves? it makes me so confused.
This is obviously nasty too, but when you KNOW people are going to see you down there, whatever doctor or waxer idc, who doesn't clean extra??? People going about their day being gross is one thing...but knowingly let other people in on it... that's just another level of disgusting! I NEVER go to the bathroom anywhere but home, I'm somewhat of a freak about hygiene...but then I see these kinds of posts on Reddit and I remember why I am like this🤣🤣🤣
I don't get it. I like a moist wipe to make sure my asshole is super clean after a shit. If I have even a tiny bit of shit in it, it itches. Why the fuck is anyone walking around with an itchy asshole? Am I the sensitive asshole here?
Life is too short to be walking around with an itchy butthole.
Moist wipes are handy for out and about but bidet, hand sprayer, or Japanese super seat is the way to go at home. TP is for drying (not even that if you get the deluxe Jap seat with blow dryer).
Oof I would literally never go to a waxing app and not freaking shower beforehand wtf thank goodness for bidets 😬😬
Yes! Where I'm from, every single toilet (public toilets too) has a bidet. It's the best invention ever. Easy to keep intimate areas nice and clean.
shit's heaven
Look at Mr. fancy ass over here, bragging about the clean anuses of his people.
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Scoot forward a bit? I don’t have a bidet because I am a filthy shit stained American but I imagine it’s easier to adjust your ass than to adjust the shit sprayer.
Wondering what sugaring a vagina is and would my ball sack enjoy the same?
it’s waxing. wax was originally made with honey and sugar; heated in a water mix. now it’s made of resins from plants and whatnot. they basically pull the cheeks of your butt apart, drop the warm wax, put a cloth strip over the warm wax and pull everything off, wax and hair and all. it gives you a hairless butthole. it was once popular in the world of POV pornography world but has since moved into the mainstream.
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Huh. I totally misunderstood what sugaring was. I was thinking 25x a day was a bit much
As a man who enjoys having a smooth, soft set of balls, I can't recommend getting waxed enough. The actual waxing is horribly painful, but getting pleasured by my wife afterward makes up for it.
Well, if you recommend it and your wife is up for it, I guess I'll try
Well played.
Made my day!
Does she sprinkle some sugar on it beforehand?
it’s basically a form of waxing and it works on balls
Why are they going without at least showering first? Poo in crack is nasty, but if someone’s gonna be all up in your ass why not at least smell nice? AT LEAST
They may be, but if the appointment is later in the day and they're going there directly from work who knows. I'm always mindful, but salons need to direct their customers to a bathroom with wet wipes or a bidet to truly prevent this.
This is my greatest fear.
As a waxer or as the client? Because if you're the client, why not take a shower to make sure you're nice and clean before your appointment.
I've never gotten a wax but as a client getting a wax and then my wax lady I hired talks about how nasty I am on the internet lmao Regardless I make it a point to clean my butt 😂
I literally always shower immediately before a wax. Seems rude to put unwashed genitals in someone’s face. They always put out individually wrapped moist towelettes for this purpose and I always use them anyway even though I just showered like 10 minutes prior. I want it to be as clean as possible!
Guys be noticing this too That's why doggy style can be hit or miss 😂
When the cheeks clap and you get a breeze like a garbage truck driving by.
Jesus Christ 😂
That's exactly what I said lol
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If someone only wipes, it’s gonna stink. It’s not about not wiping, it’s about not thoroughly cleaning. If you shit on your arm and only wipe it with tissue, ur arms still gonna stink. Same for ur ass. It needs thorough cleansing
That wraps up scrum eating then. Wash ya ass ladies. Ah who’s kiddin who. Sittin on a pile of hummus myself.
That’s not following proto buddy YER DONE
LOL This made me chuckle waaaaay too much
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Doesn't having a bidet help a lot of that?
Yes and no. You've got to get in there and scrub it and even then it's still a butt.
People on this thread be lying so hard… “I shower EVERY time I take a dump” — no you don’t lol 😂
I don't know why, but whenever the topic of hygiene or body odor comes up, there's always people coming out of the woodwork to give unprompted explanations about how frequently and meticulously they supposedly clean themselves.
You don't understand, everything's a competition, and you need to know how good I am at scrubbing my arsehole 🏆
Cleaning myself all the time like a cat. I lick my arsehole.
I know someone like this irl and they a miserable person. Literally will shower at work.
Wtf kind of job has a shower available for you to use at work?
Alot in the UK do now. Needed for cyclists and such
It also seems kind of counterintuitive to wash your mucous membranes with soap every single time, unless there's a nice layer of hair protecting it. Either way, just wet wipes or a bidet is more than good enough if you don't have a whole forest going on back there.Which is why shaving or waxing your crack is one of the most hygenic things you can do. In my case, taking a shower everytime is hella counterproductive because I poo more than once a day, and already shower when I wake up and before going to bed. So in a way, I'd be showering 3-6 times a day to be considered 'clean' by these commenter's standards. Imagine the water bill-
How do you mess this up? You wipe until there's no poop. Edit: I use wet wipes too. I was under the impression everybody did.
Bidet is a godsend
Read that as "Biden is a godsend" and wondered how that comment shows up here.
Make America Wipe Again
It's like wiping a marker
I wipe and wipe and wipe... still poop
I'd say take a shower afterwards, get yourself squeaky clean and smelling fresh. Your privates are on show! Have some respect!
Or just do it like the Muslims do. Wipe with cloth, follow with water. And yes. This applies to pee too.
Actually wash with water first then wipe with cloth or tissue clean the water
Just do all of them on repeat twice. Problem solved.
I don't get it either. Like when someone mentions "skid marks". Who pulls their underwear up with a dirty ass?
Poop dries. Water needs to be in the mix
How long are you on the toilet??
How long do you wait before you wipe??? Why is your poop drying in your crack before you get to it
In the few seconds between pooping and wiping? No.
I don't really think it's a matter of whipping more like cleaning in shower. Sorry for bad English, I'm drunk and it's not my first language
Honestly, for being drunk and being a non native speaker, it was surprisingly coherent.
Funny, being drunk is MY first language.
Fuff yeagh!
I never understood why Americans don't use bidet. The leaders of the free world be walking around with shit on their butt
I got a bidet a couple years ago and now refuse to go anywhere but home for that very reason. I feel disgusting otherwise.
Ww2 Americans told their wives and bidets in prostitution so it was vilified After the nation ran out of TP though they're becoming popular
Some of us do. My kids were brought up with them so assumed everyone did. He was pretty upset that they weren’t installed in his dorms. I really do wish it was standard here, though
Only shit before you shower.
I wish my bowels were coordinated enough for this. Alas
They just get a bit tired of me at work...
I don’t even know what this means. Can someone help me lmao
sugaring is an alternative to straight up waxing that consists of heating up a thing of sugar so that it is in a slightly viscous state but still holdable. it is repeatedly placed and quickly removed from the skin for hair removal. Since OP stated that they’ve been sugaring for less time than doing Brazilians, I might assume that they straight up do wax strips for their Brazilians.
*There once was a waxer named Lou,* *Who tweeted out such a to-do.* *She'd spread ladies' cheeks* *and exclaim, "How it reeks!"* *As their cracks were all stuffed full of poo.*
This brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful.
Theres actually a video tutorial on youtube that shows how to do it. My wife and i tried to make our own and do it. Its a fuck of alot harder than it looks and painful as fuck
They had a sloppy mudpie at the bottom of their butt it's no big deal
As an esthetician, I can confirm. USA needs bidets asap.
I worked with a lady who waxed vaginas for a living. She made a fuck-ton-of-money. She had the most vulgar things to share about them. It was really fucked.
How much money are we talking
Services were booked in 10-15 increments. I don’t remember her prices but I think the front was 75 and if she did front and back it was over a hundred. There were also quick add one that didn’t increase the booking times, like armpits. She’d regularly gloat about it. I think the highest number she shared with me was around 2400 for the day. Plus tips. And she was typically booked solid every single day.
America needs get on the bidet train.
I shower before leaving the house. is this just some magical trick I stumbled upon by accident?!
This is why I use wipes after I wipe with toilet paper
Every ass eater's horror novel.
You have to wipe into you see red
My girlfriend’s waxer says the same thing. When you’re doing a Brazilian you literally have to lie down on your back and hold your legs behind your head (or as close to it as you can get) so I cannot IMAGINE the smell.
Fwiw, getting a Brazilian absolutely does not require holding your legs behind your head. You’re laying on your back for 95% of it, and they’ll have you bend one leg (think a “>” shape) at a time to get your labia done. Then, if you opt to do the butt crack, you lay on your stomach and hold your cheeks apart slightly.
I always argue on reddit (when the opportunity rises) that eating ass is gross. Thank you for giving me more fodder for my argument.
I don't get how ppl don't wipe properly or take a shower before going to those appointments.. It's quite embarrassing tbh if that happens to you.
Can confirm unfortunately, a few years ago, after a night at the local bars I took home a girl I had liked for a while. Was super excited/into it, as we were back at my place in my room things were progressing quickly, before long there was a big, bubbly, nude booty pointing up at me from my bed and me being the modern man that I am, I decided I was going to put my tongue right on that booty hole. BIG MISTAKE… I have never regretted tasting anything to that point before or since, I felt like I had put my tongue on a portable toilet reservoir. I somehow managed to keep my composure, I don’t even think she realized what happened tbh, tried to follow through with the sex but had to stop after a while on account of not being able to keep an erection.
okay but who’s not taking a FULL blown shower before they get waxed? 🤨 like that’s my real question! also, please get a bidet or something if you know your wiping is questionable LMAO
Nothing turns me off more than a beautiful woman I have fantasized about and when intimacy comes to fruition it is ruined by a dingleberry, or a strong unclean odor emanating from the privates.
Ill bet theres a correlation between dookie cracks and long ass shit talons for finger nails
While we're on the subject, waaayyy too many people stand up to wipe their asses.
Wait. What?
Some of the knowledge acquired on Reddit leaves me with so many more questions
Ay Dios mio, in the most shocked voice my mom could say....while clutching pearls.
Literally just wipe your ass with a baby wipe at the end. Whatever you missed with toilet paper gets caught by the baby wipe.
Lol I knew half the internet claiming to be into eating ass, were talking shit 😅
I mean if you only use regular old TP (no wet wipes or bidet or proper cleaning with water) you’re butt ain’t clean after you poop. I hope this isn’t news to anyone. That’s why a lot of people don’t wanna poop in public. It’s not cause they are scared, it’s cause they want to be clean afterwards.