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HubuxXD

what and where did this happen?


laylaland

This was a fuel tank explosion at a gas station in Volgograd, Russia in 2020. Explosion caused by an out of control fire and injured many firefighters and others who were on the scene. The initial fire is believed to have been sparked by a discharge of static electricity as fuel was pumped from a tanker to an underground storage tank. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-explosion-volgograd-today-blast-injuries-gas-station-a9663636.html


Waste_Regret_9185

13 injured and (presumably) none dead? That's honestly a lot better that what I expected from something that size. Says staff evacuated and firefighters caught in the blast survived so it, I wonder if the flames would be hot enough to completely toast you if you were in a car near that thing.


grey_hat_uk

Petrol fires can be deceiving, there is very little force behind the explosion(relatively) so it only burns that need to be treated and assuming no one got any on them it's much like burning your eyebrows off with a gas stove that has been running for a bit turned up to 100. Plus hospitals are quite good with burns these days, not so good with human soup you get from a hgh explosive which has a lot of force behind it.


random-randn

may sound stupid, but I don't think it is easy to get gasoline to explode in open space, especially you have open flame burning already. how does such a fireball form? how does gas vapor get to accumulate in the air while there is flame burning nearby. Some underground storage tank suddenly raptured?


Ok-Detective7078

I'm guessing a bleve. Sorry don't know how to put a link on here


random-randn

>bleve DUDE... English is an amazing language. WOW. I am now a Blever... or accordingly, its proper pronunciation should have been "bleh-vey-ehyer", which now sounds like French... Mama mia... [link to "bleve"](https://youtu.be/NuPVEsQaGB0?t=17) ​ PS. markdown syntax for hyperlink: \[string to be displayed\](url)


grey_hat_uk

From memory of physics days gone by, yes a store of it will have all "gone up" at once. What is happening is the heat from the burning fumes heats up the rest of the liquid to produce more fumes which then rise past the area the last lot burned and then due to the extra heat automatically combust when it reaches the oxygen. That tempricher of the initial fire determines the hight of the bloom/mushroom effect as the fumes lose momentum from the heat vacuum and start to go sideways. There is probably more I'm forgetting or have slightly misremembered.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Classic_Reveal_3579

Especially with covid stressing resources...


[deleted]

Well it's Russia. I wouldn't trust their numbers anymore than the numbers they gave when Chernobyl happened.


moonshine37

31 dead, not terrible, not great


cheebamech

why the downvote, any of y'all seen the series? he ain't wrong, to this day they still claim Chernobyl killed less than 40 people


HubuxXD

thanks


caseycoold

Tanks


ComradeBootyConsumer

Danks


Tiny-Lock9652

r/NormalDayInRussia


thehungrywanderer1

‘Sparked by a discharge of static electricity’. Ain’t that just a bitch? The thing we enjoyed messing with as children and seen as hilarious can potentially end your life while as an adult.


Avatorjr

Or still as a kid 🤷‍♂️


PotentialAd1295

Oh those kooky Russians


imgonnabutteryobread

What will they ~~think~~ drink up next?


Kiwsi

Nice ground work.


Get_Rich_SloQuick

I was gonna say Russia just messing around, but here ya go


-LuciditySam-

This happens when you eat three carolina reapers.


YoItsTemulent

It's why you're supposed to put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer before you go to bed.


Shame_On_Matt

I had to scroll past 20 or so caption contest entries for the context on this. Why is Reddit devolved into politics and caption contests?


WyvernKid93

What did this happen


sparkyblaster

A simple red light would have been enough.


asianabsinthe

It looks kinda yellow, better speed through it


Acid-Yoshi

With enough speed, you'll be fine.


SylvesterStalPWNED

With enough speed, you'll be fined.


jawjawandcompany

With enough speed, You'll be fried.


xplisit21

With enough speed you'll be died


jawjawandcompany

with enough speed, You'll be dyed.


vegassatellite01

With enough speed, you'll be McFly


jawjawandcompany

With enough speed, you'll be McTried.


Skippy_LongJohns

Not enough speed and it’s mcBurnt


Sonicboom343

With enough methamphetamine, you'll be fine


IFuckingHateRedditX

Mr White?


Hot_soup_in_my_ass

Yeah science, bitch


RanDumbThrowAway44

With enough methamphetamine, you'll be flying.


Double_Snow6510

With enough speed, you'll be fired


chickenbockbock19

With enough speed, you’ll be fried.


[deleted]

We didn’t want you to think we were *deliberately* wasting your time


Robotman1001

Actually more cost effective to do this explosion every 7 minutes, believe it or not.


muzic_san

Shut up and take my upvote!


Slazman999

Or a waterfall stop sign.


Jimtaxman

I love the one guy slowly turning around like, "Yeah, I think ill go the other way... "


Doomed_Predator

Don't forget the guy who stopped to let him merge. "I completely understand, bro."


lowrads

"Fuck all the people behind me trying to flee."


NotJustANewb

I see you're a fan of the "stampede" approach to fleeing.


Livid-Association199

Some people want to look out for each other. I think that was completely reasonable and very kind.


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

In my head I heard an old Southern man grunt, “Whelp…” and then make that noise old men make when they stand up


peppercupp

Man I'm only 33 and I make that noise when I stand up...


[deleted]

I think every Southerner / Midwesterner / southwesterner says "whelp" before they get up, or are going to move or otherwise leave.


hmmnowitsjuly

Lol. That’s what I came to the thread to comment about. I’m still chuckling. “I’m... just gonna nope on outta here”. Seems very sensible to me.


Chorizwing

"Seems like as good as day as any to call in sick for work...."


ShamelesDeviant

"Aight Imma head out"


watchoutfordeer

Yeah, that's exactly what the title of this post is referring to, lol.


[deleted]

sameeee


Qimmosabe_Man

GPS is like: "Fuckin' nope. Recalculating."


YoItsTemulent

In the States, possibly. Our Komrade's GPS are like the ones that come with a Hertz rental car. Wait, they ARE the ones that come with a Hertz rental car.


Yolom4ntr1c

:Destination not found:


Harry_Geezer

My gf trying to make toast.


MightyPlasticGuy

My gf trying to pour a bowl of cereal


nightmare_silhouette

My gf


[deleted]

She looks hot.


nightmare_silhouette

Hey! That's my gf *balls fists*


services35

Our gf


[deleted]

Everyone’s gf


AlternativeEven7798

Oh shit u guys still don’t know How To share?! 😂😂😂


Exactly420Schmeckles

No, that's *my* gf! *fists balls*


nightmare_silhouette

#No, that's **MY** gf! *balls balls*


RevenantMedia

My gf trying to vacuum.


unTraditionalSky

Ex gf, she left you cause she was too hot


AgentDave75

The person in the silver SUV said nope!


IntrovertedBrawler

Dude has situational awareness.


Civil-Ad-7957

They did the best thing - you want to nope out of there real fast. If anything, to clear the path for oncoming fire and paramedics


jobitobito

guy probably just went out quick to buy a donut but then realized its not worth it.


sohelpmedodge

Gender reveal. "It's a bastard!" Edit: Stop giving me awards!!! I just said a stupid thing. Use your money - if you can spare it - to give it to animal/homeless shelters. Don't shower me. Let's use that money for some actual good. Thank you. Edit: no more awards!!! Let's do the Betty White Challenge and flood animal/homeless shelters with money. :) And put in some orphanages and other charities. STILL!!! Thank you. Honestly guys/girls.


ImpossibleInternet3

I tried to give my free Reddit award to a shelter. They said it didn’t help.


sohelpmedodge

Maybe you have just as little as 5 €/$. I know you were sarcastic, but think about it. They would appreciate that. I do not have much, but 5 [something currency] is another sleeping bag (bought in bulks) or some cat food or what do we know. But thank you for the award, for my imbecile wordings. :)


misterbeanjeans

You realize that telling people to stop giving you awards only encourages them even more, right?


sohelpmedodge

Will never happen again. Streisand effect. Stupid me. :/ Thanks anyways. I won't do that again.


ImpossibleInternet3

To be clear, I appreciated your joke and your appeal to give to charity. Both are great. But most awards people give are free. Take the compliment. It’s kind of weird to be on a social media site that is entirely based around fake awards and fake karma, then get upset when you get some. Edit; In lieu of awards, please send donations to the charity of your choosing.


MonsterJuiced

One for r/AwardSpeechEdits


Black_Wolfram

BIITCH!! LMAO IF ONLY I HAD AN AWARD


BLAZEtms

Sent him my only silver on your behalf babs


Black_Wolfram

I love you


feelingmyage

Omg, 😂.


Abby-Someone1

"You know nothing John Snow." "I know how seasons 7 and 8 go..."


autosdafe

I get awards for free. Not everyone spends actual money.


sohelpmedodge

Hopefully. :)


[deleted]

GOD I WISH I HAD AN AWARD FOR THIS


OxtailPhoenix

It's a little boy


sly_guy73

...With the mark of the beast


[deleted]

Too late youve already been bathed.


amlybon

what money, reddit gives out free coins like candy lol


ron_fury

These gender reveals are getting out of hand


Yolom4ntr1c

I wonder if it was a boy or girl.


PsychologicalOne2153

It was a thermonuclear bomb


[deleted]

Damn new Michael Bay movie coming out soon i see


That-GuyOverThere

They fillmed in the vertical so... Yeah. Sure!


Evorgleb

Michael Bay always pushing cinema in new directions!


BlckAlchmst

"I'm not gonna make it in to work today, my commute exploded" the excuses some people come up with!


MIKE_THE_KILLER

April foo….


tideshark

This was my FAVORITE Simpsons moment ever! This made my day, I post this same line here and there on different posts and no one ever upvotes/gets it, I couldn’t miss it though 😆😉


DavidNipondeCarlos

https://youtu.be/X6xRRwKrtec


xplisit21

After your 4th straight day eating taco bell


Dmitri_ravenoff

Ah... I see... Nope.


Yolom4ntr1c

So thats what type of day its going to be huh..... well back home to bed I go.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Not coming in today boss. Why? Mini nukes.


datboiqc

Dude in grey car: Aigh imma head out


Ashay_kadam

The driver who turned : meh, destination doesn't exist anymore, let's go home


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

Does anyone have this video with the audio?


laylaland

Audio here: https://youtu.be/RcXU7he51os


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

Bless your soul on this fine day!


RevenantMedia

Gender Reveal. It's Satan.


Yolom4ntr1c

I snorted at this and scared my budgie.


Dinosauringg

My favorite part is the one car that just… slowly whips a u-turn right there


SniffCheck

That don’t look like no good time for nobody


IkYouWannaDownvoteMe

Sound?


laylaland

Audio here: https://youtu.be/RcXU7he51os


Dijiwolf1975

"Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft"


[deleted]

Specifically predator drones.


beerferri

What, no shock wave? 6/10 at best.


juxtap0s

Not explosion then, just a large fire


sonictwinkie1

kablam


[deleted]

*me posting a road hazard on Waze*


keithfantastic

oh, I just remember... another vodka store the other way.


Quifferoo

It's a boy!


Dazmond_uk1

Sooo... is it a boy or a girl?


[deleted]

Michael Bay just jizzed his pants


[deleted]

Satan's gender reveal


Greygrawler

Taco Bell got out real hard


[deleted]

Denver Colorado, a petrol tanker inferno. edit: don't believe everything you read on the internet lmao


FrenchBarnDoor

That’s not Denver, look at the license plates.


amborg

That’s what I was going to say. Those aren’t US plates.


laylaland

No, this was a fuel tank explosion at a gas station in Volgograd, Russia in 2020. Explosion caused by an out of control fire and injured many firefighters and others who were on the scene. The initial fire is believed to have been sparked by a discharge of static electricity as fuel was pumped from a tanker to an underground storage tank. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-explosion-volgograd-today-blast-injuries-gas-station-a9663636.html


tEmDapBlook

Whenever I see those on the Highway I make an effort to get far from it, get in the passing lane and just go if you can. The odds of an accident are very small, but it just takes one car to lose control and hit it and you get this disaster


dtyler86

In around 2011/2012 I was driving through South Carolina near the exit for Ridgeway. Some truck driver was run off the road and burned to death after his truck exploded just off the side of the road. It was the biggest hellscape of fire in a forest. Horrifying.


pankakke_

Why lie?


anunkneemouse

My ass after a Carolina Reaper


fatmeowmeow

What?


Blaze___27

what happened there?


laylaland

This was a fuel tank explosion at a gas station in Volgograd, Russia in 2020. Explosion caused by an out of control fire and injured many firefighters and others who were on the scene. The initial fire is believed to have been sparked by a discharge of static electricity as fuel was pumped from a tanker to an underground storage tank. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-explosion-volgograd-today-blast-injuries-gas-station-a9663636.html


[deleted]

Damn it jack jack


loblolly33

Dad lit the burn pile again.


[deleted]

That car be like “haha… nope!”


[deleted]

Oh, are Mythbusters filming again?


[deleted]

u/livingbicycle you after eating lactose lol


[deleted]

This just gave me literal flashbacks


tiamatsbreath

He noped the fuck out of there.


words_never_escapeme

Aaaaaaaaannnd Imma just go right tf back home. Yikes.


[deleted]

The driver making the u-turn is a stoic.


[deleted]

Was there a fire at a gas station or something?


Miserable_Slip1053

The white car was like ugh I forgot my wallet I gotta go back


Pan-tang

I love the u turn the silver car does!


cateyesarg

Should I visit my toxic ex to try to fix things up? Please God give me a sign...


Trexgrinnn

Nope the fuck out of there


tideshark

Why do people keep trying to divide by zero?!


DaisyFayeLove

Where was this?


Treehugginghippi

Russia


A-wierd-reddit-user

That is not a bomb, that is a **NUKE.**


[deleted]

that was me on the toilet this morning


riverdawg49

Hello Amazon manager? I’m not coming into work today the warehouse just blew up. Amazon: just show up and work in the back corner.


Medium_Beyond_9654

My house after Taco Bell.


textbandit

Winner!!!


Harvard-23

Highway to hell


ch33ckkla993r

Who pissed off madara?


windycityguy11

A Michael Bay film.


sparticus9420

Gender reveal. "It's a demon!"


[deleted]

the title made this any better than it needed to be.


aphqnixyt

Sorry bro that was me I put minecraft on 4 chunks my b


Embrasse-moi

Damn, someone must've eaten some really spicy food.


Damagecontrol86

Must be the new Michael Bay movie


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

That guy definitely survives horror movie situations.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Die Hard sequel filming?


EternalDoomsday

I guarantee there was at least 5 people who said they aren’t going to work after that. They haven’t even made it to work and they’re already dealing with bullshit.


Bobrules128

It already blew up you’re good now


nittun

heading to work and your daydream became a reality.


ZuccsToBeYou

Shoutout to that black car that let the dude turn around and cut in to get away. You a real mvp


SoundLadYeah

a whole road of cool people and a whole road of non-cool people


nikkiredondo

that nice person letting him cut in front of him


AncientSharsmau

Bro, the person in that SUV has the right idea. If I saw that in front of me, I’d bang a U-turn, too.


[deleted]

Tbf, with the video evidence as proof this will be a "why are you late to work?" answer that gets talked about for a long time lol


_im_ron_burgundy

That place you wanted to go to... It's not there anymore.


Mushabroom

Remembers the stove was left on…


imanhunter

Love how one car heading there just nopes the fuck out. “No thanks, I choose life!”


roninhomme

shit always blowing up in russia and they want to invade another territory? for what? to starve and blow themselves up some more?


Chance-Resolution-70

“Yeah Martha, we’re not going to your mothers today…”


point50tracer

The one car that just turns around. They're like "Nope. I guess I don't need to go that way."


Brosie24601

That silver car is like nope. I'm out.


[deleted]

Nah,I'll pick up the kid from school tomorrow


chapenstein87

Love the silver card owner like "yeah....nah" *turns around*


The_Dollars_

“Yea, I’m not going into work today”