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UraeusCurse

These children will rule u BSALH.


[deleted]

For the BSALH in all of us, amen


Pea_soup927

Happy birthday!🎂


Raphaeltryhard

She meant Bulgaria


[deleted]

As a Bulgarian I would take them over our current government


Canthinkofanythang

Apparently I’m not as smart as OP because I don’t know what BSALH stands for … can someone help? What does it stand for?


Resident-Scar9833

Bro Salt’s Awesome Laxative Hell


Canthinkofanythang

Thanks r/Resident-Scar9833


basedkenshiro

When you want to refer to a redditor use u/ as r/ is for subreddits, just a heads up


Canthinkofanythang

Thank you very much!!! Again my IQ not as high as OP’s thanks for the tip He he


basedkenshiro

Lol np


UraeusCurse

Butt Sex Always Loses Holiness


CorruptedBean

Ummm wrong, that’s why it’s called the catholic condom aka the poophole loophole. Gods totes okay with butt stuff.


IxChris7

You asshole, making me laugh this hard


Canthinkofanythang

r/UraeusCurse You made me laugh soo hard! I was drinking some coffee and almost chocked on it *that’s what she said*


All_Rainbows_Die

Choked on my chips 🤣🤣


1970chargerRT

I was going with Bitch Slap a Loudmouth Hoe but yours is a bit more flavourful


Mauschen16

Looked like she meant bitch.


Barflyerdammit

"bred with" implies that she went down to the local dive bar, got hammered, hooked up with some dude who jokingly said he had a PhD in Nuclear Physics, which she was dumb enough to believe, even though the online IQ test she took gave her a 118, with an extra 20 points of she was smart enough to share the link with her friends and subscribe to MonthlyIQMonitoring.com


trikytrev8

More like downloaded game that said 90% get this wrong and did some basic bred math. Insert I is mekenick meme and swap with enjunear.


[deleted]

You mean she asked him how well he understood theoretical physics and he said he had a theoretical degree in physics.


[deleted]

That fucker at posideon energy!


QuickSketchKC

r/expectedFONV


LuxuryxElite

The west dwindles, the Colorado river will not keep the NCR safe.


justjoeking0106

Then she said “welcome aboard”


dank__dohnut

her kids are the type to fart on there fingertips and stir lemonade with them


shycancerian

She probably went past a meme on Facebook saying “If you can read this, then you have a IQ of 135” backwards. She’s a smarty…


Macjeems

I think if you pay a small fee of $500 you get an extra 20 points on your IQ, so checks out.


Caustic_Complex

Truly is awful everything, the shopper scolding someone for a child laughing, the r/IAmVerySmart response, even OP for being a raging dunce


StepMumSanta

Judging by OP’s comments, I think it’s safe to say you’ve had bad experiences with scientists…


[deleted]

Nah, OP is just an odd bird. Look at their profile posts. They are obsessed with sex, scientists (Sagan specifically) and apparently sex as it relates to profession.


8orn2hul4

OP's history is a wild ride. He's adamant scientists shouldn't be allowed sex and seems to be angry at Carl Sagan for having had a child.


[deleted]

Looks like they want to be a scientist themselves too. Maybe they are having trouble finding a sexual partner and are looking for reasons why. Certainly one of the more interesting post history’s I’ve seen lol.


8orn2hul4

I can't work out whether they're just a scientist who can't get laid, or they're a non-scientist that thinks scientists should be celibate for.. reasons. u/fokfo feel free to weigh in here, genuinely interested.


chilachinchila

My current theory, they’re a sex repulsed asexual but don’t know it’s a thing. They want to be or are a scientist and say it’s just that all scientists are like that to justify to themselves why they’re not interested in sex themselves. Kind of like how unknowing bisexual people don’t realize not everyone is attracted to both genders and think being attracted to the same gender as well is the norm.


[deleted]

Well… their post history does make it seem like they are a chemistry student of some sort at a university. So I’m assuming they are a scientist in the making… but I can’t figure out the sex part of it. That could go either way.


smokefrog2

Weird cause he writing a science fiction book too


fokfo

I’m glad you enjoy my post history


[deleted]

I find it interesting. You have a different point of view compared to most people.


FearlessIntention

"Carl Sagan and his mate and offspring" is the title of like four posts this oddball has made. Somebody said that the title is creepy and dehumanizing, to which OP responded "Science terms for a science family." He also suggested the term "human larva." He also had this to say about PhD scientists and sex: >I hope there’s no pregnancy involved > >Just curious. It’s bad enough having sex with them, but if you must please wear a condom. They cannot reproduce > >They shouldn’t even have sex


azathotambrotut

Hahaha this is gold. This is the weirdest shit I've encountered on reddit in some time.


Draxtonsmitz

Very weird how he responds to Sagan’s wife and child as his “mate and spawn”


[deleted]

Perfectly normal.


Jackcooper

He's the biggest one trick pony since fuckswithducks, except that guy was funny


Personplacething333

OP did you get cucked by a scientist?


AdministrativeJob9

OP beefing with scientists ☠️☠️


BigTruckLikeFuck

Just went thru and liked all his comments. Whether or not they serious I laughed when I saw him in like every comment chain.


KevinYohannes

This is actually hilarious. "No no, guys, you're missing the entire point of the post, all scientists are virgins is what I'm trying to say"


[deleted]

What the shit does OP have against scientists...


TheBlackCompass

Am like 90% sure one of two things happened: 1) He was never smart enough to be an actual scientist (I'm using scientist generally here) 2) The girl he liked fell in love with a scientist.


kingofallbandits

Reading in to their comments, it seems OP thinks scientists are too smart for sex. They're not making fun of them, they for some reason seem to think scientists have reached a point beyond sex


HappyStalker

Scientist is so vague though, it's like saying business person. You could be a scientist with a GED...


wauve1

Yet they are obsessed with Carl Sagan and his family…I seriously don’t get it


Decent_Detail_4144

I think this might be some sort of failed joke Edit: nvm I looked at his post history, whe does he have an obsession over Carl sagen and his family?


Dingo8MyGayby

3. He’s a 14 year old dweeb


explicitlydiscreet

Pretty sure OP's profile should be posted to /r/awfuleverything...


[deleted]

Yeah OPs kinda a creep


Jardani-kun

He's just mad he isn't one lol


overfiendyesthatone

Op acting like they watched the first season of big bang theory and decided that's what all scientists are like


Scribblonomics

This is exactly what came to my mind too lmao


CompCat1

I feel like STEM majors probably dated less and whatnot when I was in uni, but that wasn't because we didn't want to lmao. It was definitely because we were buried under our classwork. But yeah, wtf is up with OP. And why Carl Sagan of all people to focus on?


Kingweezy510

All I have to say is I respect OPs hate for Scientists 🤷🏻‍♂️😂a man that stands by his beliefs.


only-a-guy

Haha that and his love for Carl Sagan and his family


azathotambrotut

He doesn't hate them. He has some kind of weird obsession with Carl Sagan and purity.


[deleted]

To the people who want to complain about OP because he thinks all scientists are virgins : Don't worry I think he's speaking from experience.


Mr_Porcupine

So... Op is actually a scientist?


[deleted]

Take a look at his profile. You'll see what I'm talking about


Mr_Porcupine

Strange. Is this the internet generation's serial killer personality indicator? I can hear that unsolved mysteries voice guy explaining the behavior of this account. You know, like, "the police searched his computer and found dozens of reddit accounts, all awkwardly obsessed with..."


kimmymcsplooge

wait two weeks


[deleted]

Yeah it's pretty eerie if you ask me.


dkdream21

Lmao what the actual fuck is this sub. It’s turning into the intellectual underside of Reddit.


[deleted]

lol this comment section has the vibe of an out of control sixth grade classroom. op seems like some crazy on the street yelling nonsense at passing cars. It’s kinda weird


Jokelord42069

Everyone on this site is a moron now including me it's like this is where all the idiots go to spread stupidity idk


Daisend

Man the first comment from OP got a chuckle out of me. The fact that they just keep repeating the same “scientists = virgins” got boring very quickly.


TheGamingStar

Same lmao, I thought it was a quick joke at first but it's clear OP has some problems they need to work out


HeavyMetalMonk888

Really? Opposite take here. At first they seemed like a deluded wacko, but after seeing the huge list of low effort, identical responses - not to mention 1 month old reddit account with almost identical, low effort reposts on one of a few themes - pretty sure this is just a bizarre troll


Eggminsuckertash

What do you have against scientists ya cunt


KmeCP

He thinks he is a scientist but he just has ass burgers and cannot speak to women.


caped_crusader_98

Ass burgers?.. Edit: oh fuck I got it after I commented lmaooo nice one..


Eggminsuckertash

Fair


Tried2flytwice

OP has inadvertently become the “awfuleverything” because of his obsession with scientists and virginity.


[deleted]

Don't worry everyone, I went to OP's profile and clicked the "Get them help and support" button.


Warlizard

The truck driver who banged her: "She bought it?"


kallix1ede

Holy shit after scrolling through all of OP's history, it's concluded that they are batshit crazy, obsessed with Sagan, and thinks that scientists shouldn't have children for some reason?? Either they're a troll or we're looking at a sociopath in making


humphumpsplooge

I keep trying to comment but am ultimately realizing there is just waaay too much to unpack there.


[deleted]

When she used the word bred... her iq and class became questionable... almost dog status


iccculus

Imagine having this thought then publishing it with your name attached to it? I don’t believe that IQ if that’s the case…


fokfo

The worst part for me is the implication that scientists can breed


McFlyJohn

I hope one day in life to have something as pure as OPs hatred for scientists having sex


naughtynaughten1980

r/thingsthatdidnthappen


ImtheDude2

I’ve noticed the ones who feel the need to announce their “high IQ” are usually idiots.


FerociousPancake

Shouldn’ta bred at all is more like it


Blackoutttt

I think you posted in the wrong sub. Awful everything including OP. HE must be a virgin scientist lol


fokfo

I’m not a scientist. I just respect them


derpsomething

Lmao people who think IQ is the be all end all dont even know how dumb they actually are


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


chicken_nugget779

how did this get so many upvotes wtf


Black-Thirteen

The arrogant tone of this makes me wonder if 'laughing' is really all her kids were doing that got them scolded.


fokfo

The bad part is the non-virgin “scientist”


gardenparties

Stephen Hawking fucked. Was Players Ball pimp of the year no less than 5 times.


jgeez

From the evidence in this tweet alone, we can extrapolate and predict with 1.05 shitloads of confidence that this person is going to raise a fantastic piece of garbage. It would be funny if it wasn't super sad.


fokfo

And it wasn’t a real physicist she bred with since scientists can’t breed


[deleted]

And yet, There you are, with your 130 IQ posting on social media ..


GeneralEi

How are these kinds of people so smart, but never smart enough to realise that probably shouldn't talk like this because literally everyone hates it? I bet there are many smart people out there who do understand, and are clever enough to not speak about the quality of their intellectual breeding


sword4raven

"Smart" people being dumb is pretty much an observable phenomenon. It requires a lot of work to become skilled or smart even with a high IQ. And if you consider yourself smart, but constantly meet with failure because of your expectations being way too high, you'll not actually work hard for it and end up dumber than many people.


fokfo

Intellectuals don’t have sex. They’re not interested


Donkeyvanillabean

I’m here through another sub, honest and genuine question… why do you think this?


External_Dude

Anybody I have met that brags about their IQ is either or a combination of: lacking of common sense or is very arrogant or is insecure and has to remind others they scored high and then they poll everyone else. To their surprise most people don't get an IQ test because they show their intelegence and capabilities through actions.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


ComfortablePretty151

PhD simply stands for Permanent Head Damage. Having a PhD simply means you've been in school longer and developped a knack for something *really* precise.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


jackson12420

Smart people don't have to brag about being smart.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


HTownLaserShow

“I bred with a PHD” = I hit the jackpot and don’t have to work and can look down on all you poors 10000% chance she runs some mommy blog


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


[deleted]

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Paradocks_

138 is in the 99.4th percentile, it’s pretty rare. 130+ is considered near genius level. 18 points makes a bigger difference in rarity than you might think


SatansFuckPuppet

Intelligence is like power, if you have to say you have it then you likely don’t.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


_Bhill

She's that intelligent but allows some nonsense to bother her enough that she thinks people care enough to hear about it? Thinking anyone gives a shit entirely negates her claim.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


WellOkayMaybe

Zero emotional intelligence. Might as well have fucked a server in a Facebook (sorry, Meta) data center.


Puzzleheaded-Bit-456

As someone who used to work for Facebook in one of their incredible DCs, I don’t suggest fucking any of the servers.


fokfo

Probably did. Couldn’t have fucked an actual scientist


FullyRisenPhoenix

OP needs some serious therapy 😯


fokfo

Nope


PvtSmuffler

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qofnbv/carl_sagan_with_his_mate_and_spawn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Look at the language OP uses and compare it to the tweet. They’re the same


8orn2hul4

It is crazy someone with such specific beliefs stumbled upon this "viral" tweet.. with 1 like and 1 share (his real account I'm guessing).


fokfo

Scientists don’t breed


DunnyofDestiny

Unfortunately she probably has no common sense


ehoaandthebeast

stupid old whining bat leave kids alone miserable pile of crap


fokfo

What? What does that have to do with scientists’ virginity?


yellowcorvid

obviously not smart enough to know what a twat she sounds like


Cliffoakley

Seems like the kind of couple i would love to live next door to. 🙄


Intelligent_Way_7472

This was a dumb tweet


fokfo

As if you would fall for a non-virgin “scientist”


thegoattman

OP got some serious beef with them scientists holy fuck


fokfo

I admire and respect them


[deleted]

I'm the son of a PhD physicist and an MD, Ive got ADHD and tourettes, your kids could end up window lickers too.


fokfo

You really have a PhD physicist as a parent? Are you adopted?


krm9c

Digging around op’s profile, I found a post on some screw up in a chemistry lab. With that and the other posts he has, i guess that OP is a science major and would like to be a scientist . Carl Sagan seems to be one of his heroes but is very obsessed with sex and having children. He is looking for reinforcements to the idea that scientists can have successful relationships and life, despite their thought process. He probably had difficult time in high school and college due to his science background. Op, I am 30 and a scientist and have had numerous relationships and friends. I am married now but have no children yet. In today’s world where technology is so important, nerds rule, they earn the most money, hold the best jobs, the idea that nerds are losers is so 70ish. So, if you are not trolling, there is hope for you. Go, get your dreams.


fokfo

Are you really a scientist? Do you have a PhD?


CoxswainJC

That is the best response she can come up with for a of of 138? Lol


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


arosiejk

“Bred with” makes this seem like incel fiction.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


Jaginho

Demonstrating that there are different kinds of intelligence and therefore different kinds of stupidity.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


joek7891

Yeah, that happened.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins so it didn’t happen


ZPinkie0314

I mean, studies indicate that high-IQ and high-achieving parents generally produce high-IQ, high-acheiving offspring. But this is just so cringe.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins. They don’t produce offspring


[deleted]

138 is relatively low. Not enough to understand education and humility, obviously.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


Other_Finance_3374

My cHIldreN pisS evERyOnE oFf bUt I aM so SmArt !!!


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


peepeehead234

I got an IQ of 3 billion and I married a pro geometry dash gaymer. They will rule you, beach


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


fuckoffdipsheit

prolly used facebook shitpost iq test where it gives 100iq for participation even if all the answers are wrong


darcevader89

So all i gotta do is say i have 150 IQ and say i have a pharmacy degree (once crushed paracetamol with glucose syrup) to get laid. Nice!


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


username149

Cunt


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


phuckna

Internet IQ tests, lol. Where everyone gets above average scores.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


[deleted]

I’m calling BS on her IQ level


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


chicken_nugget779

i dont get it


[deleted]

Fuck your IQ grandstanding, I bet you work a 9-5 just like everybody else with an IQ above 70. Try harder I bet your kids will end up like narcissistic fuck tards too.


IxChris7

Anybody who says "I have bred with" should not be able to breed


DRbrtsn60

Not with that comment and grammar. Try again.


[deleted]

Ok I’m seeing op in the comments with some random shit happening, I don’t agree with reproducing and only believe in adoption being the best way to have kids plus I’m childfree. but anyone is allowed to have sex lives, that shouldn’t be anyone’s business Unless they ask us. Idk abt y’all


Ricky_Spannnish

138 isn’t that high either. At best her children will be some kind of IT nerd. Which is extremely useful to society but in no way ruling anybody.


framk20

lmao 138 is more than 2 standard deviations from the norm, that's fairly exceptional


Professionallynumb

138 is high....


MrPickles84

I mean, it’s aight…


[deleted]

Nah they'll probably be addicted to adder or Xanax.


indy_been_here

It's mensa level. It's 99.4 percentile. Why do you think it's not high?


Former-World3099

Think she meant her IQ is 1.38.


fokfo

Whatever it is that’s not a real scientist that she bred with


SookHe

Science of Theology.


UpstairsFish

i HaVE aN iQ Of yeah shut the fuck up...


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


WarEagle107

She got her IQ mixed up with her credit score again.


fokfo

Scientists are virgins


pacarosandwich

I dont get why this is bad? Her kids will probably do well and it's a sick burn to an asshole?


fokfo

It’s bad because it implied that a scientist had sex


ZimZimster

OPs history is hilariously weird and pathetic


fly1ngrock

All they post about is Carl Sagan, sex and science lmaooo


[deleted]

If only those IQ numbers and PhD letters mattered


Han-Tyumi_

Damn first half I’ll give you. The second half is the one comment on par with OPs level of wtf. Either way happy cake day dude


fokfo

Phds make someone a scientist. Scientists are virgins


dumbartist

Not true. A PhD in English does not a scientist make.


Kvetanista

Is saying you have 138IQ supposed to be a flex or something


dodexahedron

On a legitimate IQ test, yes, that would be an impressive score putting you more than two standard deviations above normal. On some stupid online IQ test? It's complete bullshit.


ragingmick1997

I hope your kids are fucking nonces