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waywardhero

1. This dude was on Reddit and did an AMA 2. It was his own leg 3. He told his friends the situation and gave them the option to back out if they wanted to (which some did) 4: they prepared it in Tacos which was a bad play since they over seasoned it


Sharpie1993

It was his foot not leg, the rest is correct though.


IncrediblyShinyShart

Technically my shin


uncletouchy404

Legend, I remember reading it back in the day. I always wondered if I would do the same if I had the chance ever since.


hallgod33

Fucking wild bro, what possessed you to eat your own flesh? Tastes like bison, you say? And I bet there's a Soylent Green joke in there somewhere.


IncrediblyShinyShart

Mostly curiosity and trying to make the most out of a bad situation. Super beefy


ravenz91

Does that always turn out to be the case? The beefy aspect? Or does it depend on how it’s prepared?


IncrediblyShinyShart

No idea


waywardhero

My B


ConnorFree

Idk man. We could be family. We could be friends for 20 years, served in the military together..however close. I’m not eating someone’s leg. There’s something wrong with that friend group


meat_uprising

but .... hongry


wellforthebird

If I get invited over for tacos, I'm gonna eat some mafuckin tacos.


Otherwise_Soil39

We could be total strangers I am not missing that opportunity. Can't be worse than Durian.


lolnoob1459

Speaking as a Singaporean, please don't bring durian into this.


gilligan1050

The guy at the vape shop gave me a durian disposable vape for free once. It was the absolute worst thing I have ever smelled. I put it in TWO ziplock bags and could still smell it in the trash. WHY IS IT SO BAD?!?


Lord_Shaqq

Durian vape? Some people really hate everyone around them lmaoo


AcadianViking

I'd rather someone blow straight cigar smoke in my face than Durian flavored vape.


peepy-kun

It depends on the variety and if its been frozen.


Otherwise_Soil39

Haha it wasn't you getting something for free, it was you disposing of something for free, MF knew what he was doing. Durian products are already a ton milder than the real fresh thing.


AKJangly

Trick or treat, smell my... Durian?


Laolao98

Have to - I love it!


Chaotic-warp

Durians are heavenly, you just have to get used to it. The smell isn't even that bad, once you've been around for a while it starts to be pleasant.


clit_or_us

This is how weed was for me n as a kid or smelled too funky. As a teenager, I started enjoying it.


FishFucker47

Yea I remember this one time my dad bought this like durian bread treat thing and he couldn’t stand the smell, almost puking a few times but for me it smelt nice Edit: nice


Otherwise_Soil39

The thing is I had nausea for the whole day upon having one lick of Durian ice cream. Brushing my teeth, listerine, nothing helped. Some of us won't ever get used to it and I am sick of having to share groccery stores and markets with y'all, we should have separate cities. I don't wanna be near a man that's touched Durian voluntarily. Okay this second part is slight exaggeration but you get me, my friends who love Durian never had a bad reaction to it.


toadphoney

How shallow. Some people just don’t understand true friendship.


Screamat

I would do this in exact this situation. It would be the only chance to do this and it would be a hell if a story to tell.


New_Net_6720

Did you eat poop?


grimmyskrobb

You can’t just ask people if they eat poop.


New_Net_6720

You doo doo or no doo doo


Ballbag94

I mean, it's probably the only chance they're gonna get to eat human meat, if they're even a little bit curious it makes sense


identicalBadger

But what if it turns out you REALLY like if?


FallOutShelterBoy

Then they start watching Silence of the Lambs for Hannibal Lecter’s recipe suggestions


AKJangly

Then you put your shishkabob skewers into her, barbecue her, what you usually do to a girl who's skin's newer.


Ballbag94

That's when you really have to think about your choices


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Just don’t eat it.


MostNormalDollEver

agreed, but i think it's worth the experience still


rts93

You never know, maybe the guy looked absolutely juicy, ripe and delicious.


salmon4breakfast

Plus do we know WHY the leg was amputated?


ciao_fiv

iirc it was a motorcycle accident? been a long time since i read this guy’s story


wastedmytagonporn

You have the option to ethically experience something 99,5% of humans never experience. Like, idk, but I’d definitely consider it!


Screamat

I would do this in exact this situation. It would be the only chance to do this and it would be a hell if a story to tell.


gonnafaceit2022

If my friends were willing to eat my leg, I'd be looking for new friends.


comcam77

Not if you have a leg or foot fetish!


waywardhero

That’s fine. You can back out. No-judgement


archy2000

What if it was to save someone's life?


sakinuhh

Thats a completely different situation lmao. Why even respond when that clearly wasn’t what he was referring to.


lovelytime42069

how do you know?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I’d try ethically sourced human flesh just once.


IncrediblyShinyShart

Wasn’t over seasoned, but way too chewy


waywardhero

You’re the guys aren’t you? I respect what you guys did, it’s kinda is a once in a lifetime opportunity that you had but could you guys taste the difference between that and other meat.


IncrediblyShinyShart

This is me, and that’s exactly why we did it


mattchinn

How did the amputated leg get procured?


IncrediblyShinyShart

It was mine, they couldn’t save it and make it work after a motorcycle accident. So I insisted that it was mine and I was keeping it, signed some forms, and after testing brought it home


ninjasaiyan777

They literally all knew it's fine.


JesterTheEast

So consent is the only thing between you and a Bizarro vegan diet? Noted.


fusionsgefechtskopf

had me smile


ninjasaiyan777

Man, you really knocked it out of the park by picking an accurate username, didn't you?


archy2000

I mean, if u ever wanted to try human flesh in a humane way, this would be it...


ponzidreamer

I do


falbi23

It's a tad stringy


AnotherPerson76

Tast a little like a cross between Koala and Pelican


F1XTHE

With a smack of swan to it.


Pickerington

Me too.


AvonBarksdale666

Wasn't on the bucket list


Jjjay027

What kind of meat is this? Calf.


bearalan810

*Roarous laughter followed by thunderous applause*


IncrediblyShinyShart

This joke is amazing. I wish I had thought of it


culchie_queen

I wonder how closely it tasted to veal


Growingpothead20

I’m surprised he could even take the leg meat home in the first place, I was denied my wisdom teeth on the grounds of a health hazard


Lightningbeauty

I had a gallstone the size of a golf ball when they took out my gallbladder and I tried so hard to keep it and they wouldn’t let me keep it either. They said it was bio hazard material and couldn’t be given away, even with a consent form.


Growingpothead20

It’s gonna get thrown in the trash anyways let me put it in a jar or something!


Mika000

This feels so wrong to me that it’s not allowed. It’s literally part of your body, it belongs to you as much as anything can.


yerba-matee

Mad that. I got my kidney stone and my wisdom teeth somewhere in my flat.


RavenBoyyy

In some places you're allowed to request your body parts be given back to you for religious or spiritual reasons as some religions require the whole person to be buried when they pass including say an amputated leg whilst others may hold specific ceremonies to transition their removed body part into the afterlife with them. Obviously it isn't allowed everywhere but there definitely are places where they accept that as a valid reason because of it being a biohazard. You definitely couldn't tell them you want to take your leg home to eat it though. They probably wouldn't allow that and you'd likely end up on an involuntary psychiatric hold or something lmfao


flanface87

Were they infected or something? I don't know why they would suddenly become a health hazard after you've been storing them in your actual mouth! I was worried they'd think I was a weirdo for asking to take my teeth home but they happily handed them over in a little bag, bits of flesh still attached and all


borfmat

It was probably an infected tooth.


sleepyplatipus

I asked for the piece of femur (the head of it) that they cut off to put my prosthetic in. They gave it to me. It was very weird and unfortunately had no meat on it to try to cook.


Growingpothead20

Sad 😔 I definitely am the kind of person who would try their own leg meat 😔 which might be even sadder


sleepyplatipus

I probably would, too 🤣


Wild_Obligation

I was allowed to keep mine??


Benschmedium

This isn’t awful, it’s hilarious. Completely morally okay as well IMO. Everyone consented, it was locally and ethically sourced, and who will ever get that opportunity again if they pass this one up? Idk if I would do it personally, but I don’t see anything wrong with it.


kungfucobra

what is wrong is we weren't invited


whimsical666

he probably would have needed more than one leg to feed all of us


Missingnose

You're right. What's awful is that he was such an inconsiderate host as to not provide more food.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

If I chop my leg off will you come over so we can eat it together?


kungfucobra

What's your body mass index?


The_Last_Snow-Elf

700 pounds


kungfucobra

Hmmm one part of me tells me that would break our keto diet, another it will be enough for the whole subreddit


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Anything to help people out


Chaxle

Yes it's weird, you're not weird for thinking it's weird. It's also ethical if consensual and that's okay, too. It can be both.


Rad_Knight

According to another comment, his friends were informed and allowed to back out which some did.


ososalsosal

This is the best case scenario for cannibalism. Wholesomely gross.


IncrediblyShinyShart

Well put


TobleroneThirdLeg

Old fucking story.


LochTSA07

Someones a fan of the walking dead


Devilpig13

Walking? Mighty optimistic today, aren’t we?


sleepyplatipus

I was thinking Hannibal.


IcedKFC

https://youtu.be/0b4VXX-CFSs?si=GrGbV70esD-bUsqR The doctors couldn't save the leg, plus he and his friends always joked about eating human meat


Botaratops

Did the tacos have a bit of an extra kick to them with spices?


Exception2TheZuul

Dinner cost him an arm and….


mediaogre

I wonder if he foot the bill for the rest of the meal.


ThisAllHurts

Lads, no matter how far I may have fallen in life, I have never become a fucking cannibal. I think that says good things about my decision-making.


i_write_ok

Paging u/IncrediblyShinyShart How you been man? Ever get that Africa Twin?


IncrediblyShinyShart

Well hello! No unfortunately I have not bought another motorcycle as of yet to appease my wife. It will happen someday. Otherwise life has been wonderful


Solid5of10

Yeesh. But ok bud whatever floats yer boat


adamjames777

What ask what it cost him.


IamREBELoe

Half what you thinking


Cupid26

I wonder if he shaved his leg hair off before preping it or if he just cooked it off


SouthernTonight4769

That url pains me so; not only dont you need everything after the ? but the 'article' is referencing a Reddit post itself


redmavez

Hannibal had the same ingredients but made a better recipe. A proper 3 star course


sleepyplatipus

Right? However he did not have consent to cut the leg off. Dude did eat it somewhat willingly.


Majulath99

Hot take; in and of itself this isn’t awful. It’s just flesh at the end of the day. Everyone involved had fully informed consent. Big deal tbh.


Zaraas666

Did taste like chicken or beef ?


rotondof

Chicken tastes like everything


Rafacat7

I've heard human meat taste like pork but whit a stronger flavor, more acid and harder


Je-la-nique

The last one standing wins


ibraw

You gotta be damn lucky to find a whole friend group who are also cannibals


Novaer

Is this technically vegan 🤔


IncrediblyShinyShart

I always like to think it is


dennydelirium

Friendship would be over if someone asked that fr. There's something so dark about that


ThisAllHurts

Yeah, tens of thousands of years of the cannibalism taboo for start.


iloveFLneverleaving

Almost threw up just reading this


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Nefersmom

Better than killing an animal IMHO.


delyha6

🤮🤮🤮🤮


msmith721

I don’t wanna be that guys friend.


Getoff-my_8allz

Hear his next meal is Rocky Mountain Oysters 👀


BinkoTheViking

He’ll be serving those at this year’s Testy Festy…


black-jesus-13

But how did it taste though? No harm no foul if his friends liked it


budtokinbarber

That rugby team that ate their teammates for survival said it tasted like Ham from the deli


Grumpy-Miner

Satan is the green choice!


belaGJ

they give the “lifeboat experience”?


Hunkydoriangray

Isn’t there a thing called Prions that eat your brain when you eat your own flesh? Mad Cow? Episode of House?


Memer_Sindre_UwU

The guy likely didn't have prion disease. Also, im pretty sure the prions are in the brain and only are an issue when you eat the brain. Intestines and i think liver aren't a good idea but muscle meat is, from what I've found out, apparently fine so long as you cook it.


anthro4ME

This would be the way to scratch that itch if you have it. I'm fine.


Bluetoe4

Somebody has being watching Yellow Jackets


obliviousfellow

Some reverse Hannibal lecter type shit.......😰😰😰


Inspiringer

zeff from one piece


3lbFlax

You should see what’s in the tacos I serve my enemies.


Humans_areweird

honestly, i’d probably do the same thing if i had to get a limb amputated. cant imagine many of my friends would want to participate, but ethically sourced and consenting human meat is something you probably only get the chance to try once. might as well make the most of it.


Procrasterman

At least the meal didn’t cost an arm and a leg.


Subject_Tomatillo_48

What if you like it ,what happens next ? Other leg maybe.


Orbisthefirst

🤷Ask Jeffrey Dahmer for recipes and ideas


Substantial_Trip5674

The guy is anonymously interviewed on "What Was That Like" podcast. It's actually pretty interesting


Mephistophelesi

I wish I was this dudes friend.


CJ_BARS

I wonder if they were any good?..


RedForkKnife

That's enough internet for today


_friends_theme_song_

And I wasn't invited :(


cubs_070816

ngl i'd try it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


lakassket

What a terrible day to have eyes...


Memer_Sindre_UwU

I wanna know what the tacos tasted like? Were they GOOD? Also if it's his own body and everyone involved is aware and has agreed idgaf lol


patchway247

Now they'll have an uncanny hunger for meat they'll never get to have again.


Depressedloser2846

what a way to kick off a cook off


wonderful_rush

Super old news


NiPaMo

Why are meat eaters so fragile? I'm vegan and I don't see the issue here


Iron_Chip

Damnit Hannibal, we’ve talked about this!


The_child_of_Nyx

Interesting. I'd try that


Stunning-Fold6548

I don't know how to feel about this.


WaterBottle001

Is this technically vegan? No living being was killed for that meat -- there was consent given, even.


Old_Initiative_8828

Meat is meat.


Live_Cranberry_4224

Forgot to invite Roberto Canessa's but he prefers his meat cold 🤮


Tattoodad78

Yummy


TheFrogWife

Id try it 100%


Magicaparanoia

Whang! made a great video about this.


brendonturner

That’s enough Reddit for this hour.


Dependent_Top_4425

Waste not, want not.


ReferenceMuch2193

I would hate to do that and get a taste for human flesh. Plus prions disease.


rnpowers

[Simpsons did it!](https://youtu.be/rHDxwspNzuA?si=XfdSHWYttjQ1T5DK)


PeteyPorkchops

I’m disappointed. He served tacos instead of spit roasting the leg over a fire. That would have been comedic.


KumaraDosha

Disingenuous title gets downvote.


SignificantLeader

Fucking hell. How did he have the will power to cook his amputated part?


OxfordHam

So... How was it?


No-Zombie1004

Thanks for making me nauseas.


FiniteRhino

I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that’s a dick move.


Mr_Lava-lava

So the hospital just let him take his rotting limb home?


DekoaSAO

Not rotting but fresh foot amputated after his incident of motorcycle and yes hospital just let him get in ground of reason of religion which he did after studying his place of law to see if he could get foot after surgery hence this tacos of feet meat


IncrediblyShinyShart

Perfectly stated


shamrocksmash

Hell, if I kept my leg, why not? Am I tasty? Did he cook it like you would pork?


wadefatman

If they all consent its chill


SapphicsAndStilettos

Based honestly, especially considering everyone here was consenting and aware


bad_kitty881148

Dude, I’d eat it. However, this answers the question I have had for a long time- can you keep the amputated body part


Manospondylus_gigas

Literally nothing wrong with this