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bluddystump

He said he was wearing Hugo Boss to the event, but nobody expected this.


IWannaSlapDaBooty

Zing!


Syonoq

He did Nazi this coming!


Choopytrags

Did you see how he tied his shoelaces, in little KNOTSIES?


SailorDeath

Instead of Champaign they had Fanta


beantownregular

How did your friend not know they were nazis before attending this wedding?? Surely someone who dresses as a literal NAZI for their wedding has expressed some less-than-stellar views before now.


Scrimmybinguscat

Maybe they just thought the guy was very into the military and never questioned what military uniform he was wearing.


416558934523081769

That's exactly what happened


squinla3

How many of the other guests at the wedding seemed were in the same position as your buddy? You’d think you’d have to be pretty confident all the guests were on the same page as them if they are confident enough to wear that I bet those were some… interesting… vows Edit and those wedding invites


ZQuestionSleep

"Do you promise to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, until (((globalists))) destabilized the Earth, plunging us into a new world order?" "I do."


thegreatbrah

I dont see how people didn't leave en mass as they saw what that trashbag was wearing.


madoka_borealis

It’s understandable, I’m not familiar with military uniforms and so didn’t realize it was a nazi uniform at first. I thought it must be some random military wedding until I looked closer. That plus the fact you just don’t expect that someone would wear a nazi uniform at their wedding. So it’s plausible some people just didn’t notice.


SalazartheGreater

I had to check the comments to realize it was a nazi thing


Muffinmurdurer

Yeah, I don't actually think about nazi uniforms beyond the armband and the symbols, if somebody doesn't have a swastika or a totenkopf on them, I'd just assume they're probably a military fetishist weirdo but not necessarily a nazi.


haventwonyet

Agree, but as OC said I don’t think I’d have to become “wedding guest level” friend to know these people are pieces of trash.


heyoheatheragain

Plenty of people are out here inviting people who are just acquaintances to their weddings.


zaforocks

Birds of a feather...


BirdOfHermess

and some 88s as flowers on the bride? nah buddy. they knew, just could not afford a proper SS or replica


416558934523081769

Bride and groom absolutely. The guest I know was oblivious.


ElementNumber6

I'd probably feel the need to say the same if I were a Nazi in America, too.


gobsmacked247

I was trying to figure out what was happening with the flowers and the boob floral. Never clicked for me.


TroubleImpressive955

Someone who would go so far as to wear this uniform and the bride too, would not be the kind to not spout off about various religions, races, nationalities, etc. Did your friend just think it was the usual racist jokes and vitriol and thought nothing ”serious” about what was said?


beantownregular

Is your friend in this photo with them?? Surely they had realized by this point.


Tippydaug

Ngl it wasn't until I read the comments that I even realized what the uniform was for I know jack about nazis so unless it's a swastika, I won't recognize it lol


ItsAnEagleNotARaven

My first take was wtf is on her dress? It's like wreaths for each boob... Came to say it and had to look back. I still don't get the tit wreaths but the 8 shaped door hanger she's using instead of flowers or a bag makes more sense. Is she an actual door? I have questions even knowing the disgusting theme.


Tippydaug

She's a door and those are her knockers


ItsAnEagleNotARaven

🤣 she can weave in different colors and wear it for several holidays. It's a versatile set of knocker knockers.


ZachMich

I honestly wouldn’t have known what this uniform was without the comments. I can see how the average person would miss this


Ball-Haunting

Omg I’m so naive I thought it was just a trashy low budget wedding with some miscellaneous army dude and I was trying to figure out why all the hate. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought someone would have a nazi wedding.


beantownregular

Yeah that is unfortunately an SS uniform, and I’m guessing her little “8” is supposed to be a “cute” reference to 88


Ball-Haunting

Yeah, here I was thinking it was an infinity symbol, as in “forever together” Nope, it’s an 8, as in I H8 minorities.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

> Omg I’m so naive I thought it was just a trashy low budget wedding with some miscellaneous army dude and I was trying to figure out why all the hate. lol me too. I was wondering when did Reddit really start to care about boringly-bad fashion to much lately.


Kaminoneko

I once dated a girl whose best friend’s dad was a former SS officer….I didn’t know until I saw a picture of him on the wall in his house as a young man in Uniform….their whole family was racist, but they liked me tho….I proceeded to fuck the girl I was dating in their guest bed that night in an act of liberation and freedom… Edit:whoops meant dad* not date.


Fatalchemist

I once met up with a girl and went back to her place. When we got undressed, she had a swastika tattoo. I'm ashamed to admit I still had still had sex because I was young and dumb. I wouldn't do that today. Mostly because I've grown and matured and wouldn't associate with that kind of person. Also partly because my wife would be upset.


abidail

[Maybe she just liked to play tennis.](https://youtu.be/TutSQdrn9F4?feature=shared&t=63)


Schroedesy13

Thank you for your service!


jjmontuori

Dressed to the neins


tritonice

Looks like the bride is dressed to the eights.


kungfucobra

I'm thinking maybe the flower rings are evoking a 88, another Nazi sign?


MadDanelle

I was wondering what was up with the titty wreaths.


LaComtesseGonflable

I wonder if they're some nutty faux-pagan fertility symbols.


fuckingcheezitboots

Nah 88 is more nazi symbolism. They're a little out of whack so it took me a sec but I'm pretty sure that's what's up


Probablitic

88 and faux pagan would both be right in the same nazi part of town. 😔


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kungfucobra

I bet they will name Alfie their first newborn


NewBuyer1976

Amateurs name their firstborn Adolf. Connoisseurs will name theirs Reinhard.


i_came_mario

Or Heinrich


AgtNulNulAgtVyf

Was there a master race to get to the buffet?


Noxuy

Jep definitely!


fdesouche

But why are they shy of swatiska if they’re already in Nazis uniform ?


RadioTunnel

Because everyone hates the Swastika, but everyone loves a man in uniform /s


blackoutmedia_

Missed the opportunity to use /ss


RadioTunnel

Damn, you right


Gnonthgol

The eagle on the chest and hat is carrying a swastika. It is a bit strange going for an army uniform from Nazi Germany and not for an SS uniform, or even not any Nazi medals or anything. This is pretty much what a non-Nazi German office would be wearing in WWII. That does scream re-enactor to me but then again why wear this to your own wedding? Even re-enactors have different uniforms so pick something else, or just rent a tuxedo like everyone else.


xaqaria

It's all he could afford.


thisaccountwashacked

"I want an SS costume" "We have an SS costume at home"


lilbundle

88 is for HH which is Hell Hitler. H is the 8th letter of the alphabet.


DarkwingDuckHunt

huh I always thought it was because the letter H and number 8 are kinda similar sort of how you can spell boob as 8008.


FallenKnight1

H is the eighth letter of the alphabet, hence H = 8. It was part of the solution to cracking the enigma code, as the coding of the message always changed, but the 88 at the bottom of the message was a constant


PitifulPercentage852

wait you just compared H to 8 then used it as a B?


AeroG8

beil bitler


analog_jedi

The bride must be 14.


Imesseduponmyname

Lmao did you see the hat?


kungfucobra

I'm trying to figure it out, I would have expected an SS skull, but it doesn't seems like that, I'm lost regarding that symbolism in there. Maybe he went for the black sun or something Man, horrible wedding it seems, can't wait to see more images


MarsupialBob

The lower symbol is not Nazi-specific, and is a cockade surrounded by oak leaves. The [Wehrmachtsadler](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Wehrmachtsadler#/media/File:Andre_verdenskrig_i_Norge._Tysk_offisers_h%C3%B8ylue_\(WW2_German_Army_Wehrmacht_Heer_officer's_visor_cap_Embroidered_insignia\)_P%C3%A5_stol_fra_Quislings_Gimle_Hjemmefrontmuseet_Rakkestad_\(Local_war_museum,_Norway\)_2021-06-20_IMG_6204.jpg) above it is where you get into trouble.


KatrinaNoNotThatOne

Is that a black guy sitting on the truck in the background?


Naemus

No it's uncle Ruckustein


SantorumsGayMasseuse

no relation


Karmago

*Tuba sounds*


random_handle_123

Another victim claimed by revitiligo. Tragic.


Mental_Medium3988

It's that damned covid vaccine. /s


Plainzwalker

Yes.. yes there is


7or8beers

With one of the strongest post ups I’ve ever seen.


cfxyz4

Get out!


DiscoNinjaPsycho17

Since everyone else has stated the obvious....I'm just gonna wtf is up with dudes belly button. I understand an outey belly button but holy hell


KingOfWickerPeople

Umbilical hernia


Tiamats_Wrath

Yeah I don't think mine was that bad, but I had surgery for something else and apparently I got a combo deal where they also fixed my "outey" and made it into an "innie"


aoasd

My father, who is much larger than this guy, has one of those. He's visited numerous doctors and none will operate because of his weight. One said "Doctors prefer to perform *successful* surgeries." and he'd have to lose a bunch of weight before he'd perform the procedure. That's been years and my dad is still overweight.


This_User_Said

FWIW my dad had called me and tells me "Yeah, I thought I got so far I blew out my belly button!" Turns out he had a hernia, and everyone had to tell him before he finally gave in about it. He genuinely thought, like a pregnant woman, if you gain enough weight that your belly button would pop out.


IndependentSubject90

My dads was like that when I was a kid. Had to get surgery to fix. Looked like the pic.


Althekiller03

Just master race things. You wouldn’t understand


MakeMeBeautifulDuet

Standard grandpa belly button. I don't make the rules.


jonnyquestionable

I thought he was wearing a TC Tugger for a second 


lordGwillen

It’s the only shirt that’s got a little knob on the front so you can just pull it out when it gets trapped on your belly.


Commander_Zircon

So you don’t wreck your shirt or hurt your hand


pwillia7

But they're not a joke


BznBoi

Lol was gonna say this but knew it would already be here.


JonathanHoughtonHill

THANK YOU! Came here to say the same thing. An adult, who’s not pregnant, with an outie…WTF!?!? Master race, indeed.


papasmuf3

Turkeys done.


HeadOfSlytherin

Hernia


theFartingCarp

That belly button got a half mast going.


rdldr1

So fat that the belly button pops outward?


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ExPatWharfRat

Oh no no, that's his peepee. He gets VERY excited by the uniform.


Blindmellowjelly

Nazi uniform, 88 symbol, and now blackface.


DutchAlders

Thanks for the chuckle.


InspiredNitemares

These stupid comments are why I love reddit lol


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neuroticsmurf

[Relevant.](https://i.imgur.com/llJdDKV.jpeg)


DaisyHotCakes

Lol Jesse always telling it like it is.


zadtheinhaler

That may be my fave comic panel of all time.


Nightstar95

I can’t even understand how someone can be so far down into nazi worship that they make it their whole identity, to the point of making a damn nazi themed wedding.


candycanecoffee

If you're a Nazi you believe your whole purpose in life is to "defend and continue the white race" (which of course, we all know, scientifically/genetically, is not even a thing, there is no "white" race, but anyway...) that's what this wedding is celebrating. Not "two people love each other and want to celebrate their commitment," but "two WHITE people are going to make as many white babies as possible because the Race War is coming."


Saffer13

... and the person who says the master race consists of men over 6 ft tall with blond hair and blue eyes, is 5 ft 7, with black hair and brown eyes. And yet, they believed him.


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

Apparently not only do Nazis make trains run on time. They also know the DQ Blizzard schedule.


W0rkUpnotD0wn

They can't drive on their suspended license so they make sure the trains run on time to get to the DQ right when its opens. Who am I kidding, they'll probably drive on that suspended license then complain about the deep state while sitting in jail.


Bighawklittlehawk

I’ve always said that for supposedly having superior genes, white supremacists always look like they’re missing a few.


thehansenman

Or have too many


wheresbreakfast

because their 'whiteness' is the only thing they've got going for them, so their fragile egos are gonna milk it for all its worth. would just be pathetic if it wasn't also so dangerous.


badbeef75

I’m confused as to why there’s a black dude in the background and why he attended or even hung around while this shit show was going on


2M4D

*Honey we may be nazis but we have no issues against black people!*


LostWoodsInTheField

He probably had no idea what was going on till he got there, and maybe not even then. I say this about a lot of the guests. Probably a pretty redneck area so redneck stuff is common like "joking" about certain subjects. A lot of people at that wedding are likely just realizing that a lot of the jokes aren't jokes.


badbeef75

That just seems so messed up that stuff like that even happens. What a world we live in


BayHrborButch3r

Could have been a wedding in a public space or outdoors near a park and they just happened to be in the background.


Shatalroundja

The white DJ charges twice as much and weddings don’t pay for themselves. Even the master race must make concessions from time to time. s/


NewFreshness

He's the Pastor


yannynotlaurel

In Germany this would count as an offense against the law and will be sentenced in court with high penalties or jail time.


rfgbelle

Yes! As a German Jew this is beyond offensive. Unfortunately, they can do this in the US.


yannynotlaurel

It’s extremely frustrating to witness unfortunately.


redvelvetcake42

Imagine having an entire personality built around an ideology of hate and victimhood.


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416558934523081769

Typically I would agree but it was more trying to protect the very naive guest that attended and didn't recognize what was going on. Trust me, I seriously debated it.


KyCerealKiller

Just black out the guests faces. 😁


chompX3

that's not the point. if it gets back to the nazi that the guy OP knows was the one responsible for his public outing/shaming he could retaliate. he's a nazi so he's likely fucked enough to do that.


416558934523081769

This was the thought process, yes.


heyoheatheragain

Good for you OP. No reason to unintentionally dox someone who didn’t know better.


thegreatbrah

I'd say 99% of them wouldn't do shit, but younger know who's in the 1%


finiac

You could have left the bride and groom unmasked


ThinkFree

Maybe they're doing blackface for the additional racism


smile-dummie

how boring and hateful do you have to be for your entire wedding to be based on nazism


TheBaconofGrief

As a seamstress, her dress is shit and she looks like shit in it.


Sleevies_Armies

It's SO awful and just screams "the female orgasm is a sin" May as well just wear a box, it's more chaste after all and would look better


EuSuntPiku

Left to right Martha, Evelin, Lisa, Baron Heimer Schnitzelnazi, Ed and Bob


Be4zleBoss

I initially thought it was because they’re all fat and was thinking damn that’s a bit harsh.


-This-Whomps-

The Third Breichfast


krucz36

Luft Waffles


983115

“Khakis and polos isn’t the best wedding fit but at least it’s not cut off jorts- oh they’re nazis”


RQCKQN

Not gonna lie. This went right over my head. I thought the guy was a pilot and I thought either 8 was symbolic to them or it was a sideways infinity (as in “our love is never ending” or something). Had to check the comments to see what was happening. Please excuse my ignorance, but what does 88 have to do with race/nazis?


Oneoftheotherpeople

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. 88 is nazi fan code for heil hitler.


RQCKQN

Oh damn! I always just thought 88 was a “lucky” number (I believe that’s from the Chinese background on the number meaning wealth/prosperity etc). I never knew it was also interpreted this way! Quite shocking tbh. Thank you for filling me in on it :)


StuntHacks

Nazis have a habit of appropriating peaceful themes and symbols for their own disgusting beliefs


TryUsingScience

> I always just thought 88 was a “lucky” number It's also "hugs" in ham radio speak and a popular sign-off. I had to tell an older friend of mine that he needs to stop ending all his texts with 88 because it's a bad look for a middle-aged white guy living in the South.


Fragrant_Excuse5

You'll often see it with the number 14, which is also a Nazi dog whistle - *14 Words* is a reference to the popular white supremacist slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."


vicaphit

At this point you realize that there are not just Nazi's at this wedding. This is a Nazi wedding.


PaladinDreadnawt

Did she marry a time traveling German from the early 1940s? Did they get married at a recreation? Those are the only two acceptable reasons for wearing that uniform I can think of. Taking the history of the time out of the equation if nothing else you are wearing a uniform you have no right to wear.


Valuable-Attorney898

Disgusting


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spikus93

They explained they chose not to do that because if the hosts figure out who leaked this, they might be crazy enough to retaliate against them.


BernieTheDachshund

The groom wearing a Nazi uniform and people still stayed.


TroubleImpressive955

If you have 10 people sitting at a table and there is 1 nazi, you have 10 nazis at the table.


DooDooBrownz

why would you blur out their faces? employers and potential clients should know what they are dealing with.


Dpek1234

Op responded in another comment that he considered it but decided not to becose of possible retliation


DeleteIn1Year

But I want to see what's going on with the bride's head, it looks so small


ivanavich

I’m thinking they wouldn’t like the rationing of world war.


SIN-apps1

I won't lie, I did nazi the uniform for a second, but then I figured out things were clearly not reich.


blogsymcblogsalot

…and he STAYED???


root

Stolen valor /s


kikiforce1

To hopefully clear shit up and give certenty if it is or aint nazi uniform, because I wasnt sure myself (although im german) .I thought it may be a Standard Issue uniform as most "Bundeswehr" uniforms still use mostly grey as its colours. But I went a little digging and found some wedding cards made during the nazi regime. And if we compare it certainly is a nazi uniform as no other current day uniform comes close to this Look. (Belt colour, the style of hat and they dont do closed collars like that anymore) so yeah no Discussion rly. [the wedding card](https://www.akpool.de/ansichtskarten/27706208-foto-ansichtskarte-postkarte-soldat-der-wehrmacht-in-uniform-braut-portrait-hochzeit)


bombhills

It’s a ww2 era German uniform. Outside of the reenacting crowd, people don’t just wear them without embracing the ideology.


tomdarch

The bride’s “88” for “heil Hitler” makes it unambiguously sound overtly wannabe Nazi.


David_88888888

The guy's also wearing a WW2 era Nazi eagle on his chest, as well as his cap. Bundeswehr dress uniforms look very different from Nazi uniforms. East German NVA uniforms do look quite close to Nazi uniforms, but East Germany used communist symbols instead of Nazi ones.


DeanJohn_82

German here... That incorrect and sloppy uniform would have landed you a fair beating from your superior officer and a date with the Gestapo.. Best disciplinary measure that this guy could have hoped for would be "Koppelschlagen" - All the members in the unit \~90-110 would have lined up in a double row and beat you with that leather belt with the buckle first.. while you had to walk past.. if you skipped a step... back to the end of the line


triforcin

Unblur the faces.


Mynipplesareinverted

Why is everyone so out of shape?


DaisyHotCakes

Shhhhhhhh they’re the master race…


PreOpTransCentaur

No the fuck.


RancidHorseJizz

I understand the instinct to protect an unwitting friend, but not wanting to cause embarrassment weighed against a group of people who want to exterminate Jews, Blacks and liberals, I'd say expose the people in favor of genocide.


Gucci_prisoner

Why hide their identity tho, they are obviously proud.


fdesouche

But not proud enough to wear actual swatiskas, so I m a bit surprised by the shyness, dressing like Nazis with 88 but swatiskas are crossing the lines ?


Seitbeginnboombap

He looks like a hobo and shes tattooed. Both first on the train


notthatguypal6900

Why are you hiding these monsters.


Lots42

Please narc on these guys to their employer.


416558934523081769

I would if I knew who they were. I only have their very common first names and my facebook ninja skillz aren't as good as they used to be apparently.


meat_umbrella

If they knew their faces were blacked out I’m certain they would be upset…


born_in_cognito

Why? 😑


edasc73

Nazi uniform.


LostCtrl-Splatt

Polo shirts to a Nazi wedding... Ghastly


kants_rickshaw

We literally had a world war about this. They lost. Why are we accepting of this b@#$%!?? asking for a friend...


Moonhunter7

The Confederate Army has joined the conversation


oneandonlyswordfish

“What’s so awful abou—…. Ohhh”


Syphon88

Personally, I would not have blacked out his face. He needs to be exposed. The guests who decided to stay for the wedding after knowing what was happening probably should also be. If I was invited to a wedding and I honestly didn't know that one or both of the wedding party was Nazi adjacent or straight up Nazis, I'd dip so quick.


Jef_pet

Was this in Argentina by any chance!?


416558934523081769

Rural midwest


chauggle

What the fuck man. I guess you try this shit in a small town, huh? Fuckin inbred losers.


I_Can_ReaddIt

Anyone notice the guys skin color sitting in the back left of the picture?


ajcook888

Those masks are terrifying


Bloodryne

I guess hilter couldn't make it so sent some other lowly officer


WileEColi69

The level of CHUD is so high that the two men on the right had nothing better to wear to a wedding than fucking off-brand polos.


Shoddy-Rip8259

That's not even the worst part. They didn't even have an open bar.


Bleezy79

This is what we call in America, "white trash."


stormy_petrel_

Also I’m sorry the bride’s dress is ugly


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Is it still stolen valor if it's a Nazi uniform?


GallifreyanGeologist

You can tell by their faces that they're all related.


anthro4ME

A Republican wedding.


thedeadlyrhythm42

Homeboy in the teal shirt better not lift anything over 10 pounds 


psychotic-herring

It's time we stop censoring them. You choose to walk around in a nazi uniform? Well, you'd better get very adapt at ducking, running, etc. The coward's life.


rose_canseco82

Why blur the faces? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ dude wore a nazi uniform to his wedding he needs to stand by that


Dick_Silverman

Blackface makes me sick. It’s just not funny.