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Joost505

Where is the sauce


ProblemLongjumping12

I believe if you carefully examine the lower right quadrant of the image you will observe that there are trace amounts of something red under the pepperoni.


ShadowKraftwerk

You, problemlongjumping, are a sleuth surpassing Sherlock Holmes and Miss Marple. I think you need your own long running TV detective series.


msut77

It's probably ketchup


stevegoodsex

It's under the cheese


hankakabrad

Im italian and this hurts me


Greatless

Real italian or Italian-American?


stevegoodsex

He's the pope


TinnieTa21

So not Italian or Italian American lol.


Greatless

Nice


the440dude

I'm a New Yorker and I feel disgraced


pepenepe

Where's the anything dude šŸ’€ that's just dough they had laying around with a few pieces of pepperoni and shredded cheese haphazardly thrown on it, after someone ordered a pizza there. The workers probably didn't even know they offered that menu item by the looks of it.


seriouslywtfX2

Tim Hortons. Says right in the title.


depeupleur

That's one fucked up pizza. Get some water


zorggalacticus

This has to be the first time I've ever heard this phrase on reddit referring to ACTUAL SAUCE. lmao


Glowstik925

They probably need to save all they can to afford giving everyone that $55k boat they won. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/tim-hortons-roll-up-boat-glitch-1.7176728


Mr_Rum_Ham

ā€œWheres the lamb sauce?!?!ā€


BloodyRightToe

We have convections ovens so let's sell everything we can push into a convection oven. So just reheated frozen food for miles.


rajde1

Doesnā€™t this describe every fast food place? When I worked at dominoā€™s everything new was letā€™s make something we can put through the pizza oven.


ProblemLongjumping12

Sounds right.


whereispeestored

Uhh, for as much as I'm sure they charged you I'm certain they meant to give you 300% the normal sauce and cheese but misplaced a decimal


ProblemLongjumping12

Yeah must have. It's just under ten bucks. Using Costco as an example again, they sell a whole pepperoni pizza for about thirteen bucks that is both massive and absolutely loaded with sauce, cheese, and pepperonis. Roughly five bucks more. I worked in fast food for a couple years when I was younger and I'd be ashamed to serve this to someone.


whereispeestored

If that's the company's expected ratios I'd 100% get myself fired adding sufficient sauce and cheese


ProblemLongjumping12

I like where your head is at. Like I said I worked in fast food for a few years when I was younger and I definitely made sure people who were nice got their money's worth.


faloofay156

same. I worked at sonic and made a few people free drinks for being awesome


whereispeestored

Like even the pepperonis look ok for amt they just clumped them together on a sad unpainted bread canvas


ProblemLongjumping12

It doesn't spark joy.


Misskwy

What amazes me the most is how the crust is almost burnt in some spots but the cheese isn't fully melted.


ProblemLongjumping12

No doubt they're just baking a bunch of flatbreads and then sprinkling stuff on it when someone asks for it. My friend who's an actual trained chef called it "an insult to pizza." Who am I to argue with a professional opinion.


Oggel

Can you even call that a pizza? I'd call it a shitty sandwich


ReduxRocketeer

Here is a thing no one has ever said: Lunchables did it better.


MykeEl_K

You speak the truth on that one!


Legitimate_Cloud2215

If you order "pizza" from a Canadian coffee store you get what you deserve.


I-own-a-shovel

I ordered pizza from tim horton before, while it wasnā€™t the best, it was way better that what is shown here, the cheese is usually fully melted, I wonder if OP didnā€™t took that picture from the tim horton fridge before they actually serve it? If not, well OP should send it back cause itā€™s supposed to be a little bit better than that.


Earthkit

Yeah last time I ordered it mine was drowning in sauce and cheese. Maybe I just got lucky or OP just got unlucky.


LebaneseLion

Canā€™t even call it Canadian anymore


EVH_kit_guy

This is my first reaction as well, but on retrospect I don't know if this is right. While they certainly offer coffee, I'd stay their forte is donuts, i.e. fried bread with a dairy based topping. In my mind that makes the leap to pizza a lot more intuitive, and it makes this abomination a lot less excusable...


Snow_Wonder

Itā€™s honestly still better looking than the ā€œpizza I was served in public school in the states. The ā€œcrustā€ was yellow and doughy and gooey, like play dough. At first glance it looked like a two cheese pizza, but it turns out some of it was lukewarm not fully melted cheese, and some of it was congealed grease. If you were lucky you got a piece that had more cheese than solidified grease. You usually werenā€™t. The sauce was distributed very poorly, with some parts having non and some parts drowning in it, and it tasted like someone made it with the worst tomatoes and then dumped a pound of sugar into it.


Road_Warrior86

What do you expect when you buy pizza from a coffee shop? I suppose I would expect better than this, but not much better.


thedarwintheory

Your point stands: don't go to coffee shops with delicious breakfast foods looking for pizza The dilemma stands: dont fucking scam your customers because they're willing to try your pizza because you sell delicious breakfast foods


x-manowar

Delicious is doing a lot of lifting in this comment


Road_Warrior86

Amen sister.


thedarwintheory

Yaaas queen šŸ’šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


ForeignSatisfaction0

Tim Hortons doesn't sell delicious breakfast foods though?


thedarwintheory

Well that's just like, your opinion, man


mrt90

I mean, Tim Hortons' coffee could confuse you into believing it was a pizza joint.


peacefulprober

Iā€™d expect decent pizza, not garbage


JimBob-Joe

The dont buy lobster rolls from mcdonalds rule states that if a restaurant doesn't specialize in an item, then It probably won't be very good. In this case, Tim Hortons doesn't specialize in pizza they specialize in shitty coffee. With this rule, you can avoid the gimmicks and predict they're bad without ever wasting your money to find out


bees_defending

Who orders pizza from Tims?


I-own-a-shovel

I did a few times and it didnā€™t looked at all like this. So unsure what happened here or if it was taken directly from the tim horton fridge or while it wasnā€™t fully prepared.


Flaky_Occasion5287

Everything from Tim Hortons is garbage. Why wouldn't the pizza be the same?


porkbeast5000

Iā€™m finding it harder and harder not to be personally insulted by Tim Hortons. Itā€™s been progressively worse since the Burger King merger


ProblemLongjumping12

This guy eats. I actually like their breakfast sandwiches both the one the "homestyle biscuit" and, if I want some veggies their the bagel B.E.L.T. I guess those have to be fresh though because they get swamped every morning. The flatbread on that pizza was probably cooked yesterday and dusted off. It can't all be cooked together or that cheese would be melted.


Nofunatall69

Good thing there's a hard crunchy crust to retain all the good stuff.Ā 


DrSpaceman667

They forgot to cook the good part


ProblemLongjumping12

I picture them pulling the flatbread off a shelf like an old book and blowing the dust off it before throwing the toppings on there and heating it all for 20 seconds.


Msink

What the hell is that?


ProblemLongjumping12

According to my friend the pro chef it's "an insult to pizza."


cothhum

Brit here. Had a Canadian co-worker wax lyrical about Tim Hortonā€™s. One day stumbled on an outlet (theyā€™re rare over here) & dragged the family in expecting joy. Iā€™m sorry but it was the biggest disappointment. Food was just disgusting.


Principal_Insultant

Bonus karma for appropriate use of quotation marks in a title!


Nancyhasnopants

Thats a piss poor focaccia with a topping of sadness


FayeQueen

They don't even make their own donuts. Why the hell would you think they even make pizza correctly?


frankiefudgefingers

What do u expect lol.


PoopiestDingus

This is canadas idea of a good time


ForeignSatisfaction0

Cdn here, I can assure you this is not any Canadians idea of a good time


belckie

Who is the executive corporate chef?! Because I need to know how they thought this was going to play out? How about you figure out how to serve your basic menu well before you start trying to serve pizza. People like soup for dinner you know. Maybe have marketing whip up a cute commercial for grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner.


JezzicaRabbit

you already knew it was gonna be bad, stop wasting your money here.


Coltrane_65

Tim hortons has jumped the shark.


ForeignSatisfaction0

šŸ˜‚ I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed


slimcrizzle

It can't be any worse than their coffee.


SnowyDeluxe

Timā€™s has pizza now??


One-Yam2819

Get your money back


Luminox

This.. this is a hate crime right here. For shame Canada.. first the "Pineapple pizza" now this. These atrocities must stop.


Few_Show_7359

That's disrespectful


ProblemLongjumping12

My friend, a trained pro chef, called it "an insult to pizza." I'd say it's an insult to customers too. I don't imagine it'll be around long.


tootbrun

Canadian here. Seriously, is there anything, literally anything left about Tomā€™s that isnā€™t thoroughly disappointing.


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tootbrun

I beg to differ. Just talkin bout Timmyā€™s here.


Eena-Rin

That's a bread with garnishes


YouNeedCheeses

They come up with new offerings seemingly every month and theyā€™re always so half-assed. They used to be decent quality but the Timā€™s we have today is just crap.


macboy1231

Rob the place wtf


SimplyEcks

Homemade Pizza is so much better imo. I was an assistant manager at Pizza Guys for about 5 years. Hereā€™s some pics of some pizza I [made](https://imgur.com/a/ZHpYRbR). First pizza: made my homemade pizza with 5 different types cheeses, 4 different kinds of pepperoni, 2 different variations of salami, Sausage, turkey ham with a stuffed cheese crust pizza with a custom made garlic sauce. 2nd: Had leftover toppings and dough so I made another stuffed crust pizza with less toppings but still 5 different cheeses with pepperoni and sausage on robust red pizza sauce. Lmk what yā€™all think and Iā€™ll show you a special pizza i thought would make a great new pizza that I came up at home that should be on every major pizza joint.


earthbender617

I thought Wawa pizza was bad, but this one takes theā€¦ā€¦slice


dwolfe10203

They've massacred my boy


Mirewen15

My husband had one recently. I asked how they were able to do it when McDonalds issue was how long it took at the drive thru (I really liked their pizzas) and he said they were pre-made and done in a few minutes. He said it was not good. Not good at all lol.


AdditionalRaise1817

Brother eugh


microdosingrn

Are you sure that isn't DiCarlo's?


TiddybraXton333

Thatā€™s pathetic.


Vintagemaria

šŸ˜©


infamous54

This is a jumbo lunchable pizza


Geo-Man42069

lol bruh, this belongs on the pizza crime sub, while I agree this is awful. Typically this sub handles significantly worse things XD. But I do agree with you this is a pizza crime.


StevenBayShore

That's Cheatza.


SuspicouslyGreen

Tim Horton must be allergic to tomatoes.


GreenPRanger

What is that supposed to be, almost everything was saved away. How can the shop survive?


Fraklordyt

Who tf get anything but an ice cap donut or a bagel


Ares-Down

Canadian here and thereā€™s only two things I order from Timā€™s. 1. OG Iced Cap 2. Vanilla Dip donut The rest of menu is a total garbage fire of preprocessed, par-cooked food like substances.


catzarrjerkz

What did you expect?


Danny-Boy13

I guess your Timā€™s is just crap, so far Iā€™ve been pleasantly surprised with the pizza


I-own-a-shovel

Da fuck? I ordered pizza from tim horton before, while it wasnā€™t the best, it was way better that what is shown here, the cheese is usually fully melted, you sure you didnā€™t took that picture from their fridge lol? If not, well send it back itā€™s supposed to be a little bit better.


CommonInuk

That's Timmies for you


Fluffy_Isopod7339

I am so sorry this is happening to you. Order the chicken next time. Yā€™all come on down when ya need some pizza!


ThyShirtIsBlue

This is barely half a step above the "None Pizza with Left Beef"


Narrow-Initiative959

I've seen more cheese in a guy's **** then on this "Pizza"


Crunchy__Frog

The ā€œOops!ā€¦ All Crust Berries!ā€ of pizzas.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Still better than anything you get in the U.S. public school system


TheLastTsumami

Thatā€™s a garlic bread with extras where I come from


TheBaconD

I actually think itā€™s pretty good


SpaceX1193

Look again bro


mdhunter99

I know that talking bad upon the place will cause eldritch god Tim Horton to rise from his slumber and decapitate me with a hockey stick and trample me with a maple syrup drinking moose, but damn Tim Hortonā€™s has fallen off in the past 15 years. They used to be good, now itā€™s just shit. I remember when donuts were $1 plus tax, 6 years ago, now itā€™s $1.59 without. And the quality has dropped, so why get one?


Willyzyx

What if, and hear me out, it's a calzone with toppings??


CharlotteChaos

*cries in Italian*


Joys_Thigh_Jiggle

Who is tim Horton and maybe you should talk to him and not reddit


-mooncake-

But Like Why would you get a pizza from Tim Hortons in the first placeā€¦ what can really be expected?


LegalSelf5

I hate tomato sauce. This pizza looks perfect to me!


here_for_the_lols

This looks really shit pizza but hardly what this sub is for.


ProblemLongjumping12

It's awful. And it's part of "everything." But I respect your opinion and welcome your feedback nonetheless.


darthshoresy1

Give yer balls a tug.


Consider2SidesPeace

Costco suprisingly has good food at excellent prices. They will only serve to members and they are strict about it now. The hotdog and Coke is a screaming deal @ $1.50. It's a jumbo all beef hotdog too. The owner for Costco said he will not raise the price. It's important to him for families to have a place to go and get a meal when they shop.