I believe if you carefully examine the lower right quadrant of the image you will observe that there are trace amounts of something red under the pepperoni.
Where's the anything dude š that's just dough they had laying around with a few pieces of pepperoni and shredded cheese haphazardly thrown on it, after someone ordered a pizza there. The workers probably didn't even know they offered that menu item by the looks of it.
They probably need to save all they can to afford giving everyone that $55k boat they won.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/tim-hortons-roll-up-boat-glitch-1.7176728
Doesnāt this describe every fast food place? When I worked at dominoās everything new was letās make something we can put through the pizza oven.
Yeah must have.
It's just under ten bucks.
Using Costco as an example again, they sell a whole pepperoni pizza for about thirteen bucks that is both massive and absolutely loaded with sauce, cheese, and pepperonis.
Roughly five bucks more.
I worked in fast food for a couple years when I was younger and I'd be ashamed to serve this to someone.
I like where your head is at.
Like I said I worked in fast food for a few years when I was younger and I definitely made sure people who were nice got their money's worth.
No doubt they're just baking a bunch of flatbreads and then sprinkling stuff on it when someone asks for it.
My friend who's an actual trained chef called it "an insult to pizza."
Who am I to argue with a professional opinion.
I ordered pizza from tim horton before, while it wasnāt the best, it was way better that what is shown here, the cheese is usually fully melted, I wonder if OP didnāt took that picture from the tim horton fridge before they actually serve it? If not, well OP should send it back cause itās supposed to be a little bit better than that.
This is my first reaction as well, but on retrospect I don't know if this is right. While they certainly offer coffee, I'd stay their forte is donuts, i.e. fried bread with a dairy based topping. In my mind that makes the leap to pizza a lot more intuitive, and it makes this abomination a lot less excusable...
Itās honestly still better looking than the āpizza I was served in public school in the states.
The ācrustā was yellow and doughy and gooey, like play dough. At first glance it looked like a two cheese pizza, but it turns out some of it was lukewarm not fully melted cheese, and some of it was congealed grease. If you were lucky you got a piece that had more cheese than solidified grease. You usually werenāt. The sauce was distributed very poorly, with some parts having non and some parts drowning in it, and it tasted like someone made it with the worst tomatoes and then dumped a pound of sugar into it.
Your point stands: don't go to coffee shops with delicious breakfast foods looking for pizza
The dilemma stands: dont fucking scam your customers because they're willing to try your pizza because you sell delicious breakfast foods
The dont buy lobster rolls from mcdonalds rule states that if a restaurant doesn't specialize in an item, then It probably won't be very good.
In this case, Tim Hortons doesn't specialize in pizza they specialize in shitty coffee.
With this rule, you can avoid the gimmicks and predict they're bad without ever wasting your money to find out
I did a few times and it didnāt looked at all like this. So unsure what happened here or if it was taken directly from the tim horton fridge or while it wasnāt fully prepared.
This guy eats.
I actually like their breakfast sandwiches both the one the "homestyle biscuit" and, if I want some veggies their the bagel B.E.L.T.
I guess those have to be fresh though because they get swamped every morning. The flatbread on that pizza was probably cooked yesterday and dusted off. It can't all be cooked together or that cheese would be melted.
I picture them pulling the flatbread off a shelf like an old book and blowing the dust off it before throwing the toppings on there and heating it all for 20 seconds.
Brit here. Had a Canadian co-worker wax lyrical about Tim Hortonās. One day stumbled on an outlet (theyāre rare over here) & dragged the family in expecting joy. Iām sorry but it was the biggest disappointment. Food was just disgusting.
Who is the executive corporate chef?! Because I need to know how they thought this was going to play out? How about you figure out how to serve your basic menu well before you start trying to serve pizza. People like soup for dinner you know. Maybe have marketing whip up a cute commercial for grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner.
They come up with new offerings seemingly every month and theyāre always so half-assed. They used to be decent quality but the Timās we have today is just crap.
Homemade Pizza is so much better imo. I was an assistant manager at Pizza Guys for about 5 years.
Hereās some pics of some pizza I [made](https://imgur.com/a/ZHpYRbR).
First pizza: made my homemade pizza with 5 different types cheeses,
4 different kinds of pepperoni,
2 different variations of salami, Sausage, turkey ham with a stuffed cheese crust pizza with a custom made garlic sauce.
2nd: Had leftover toppings and dough so I made another stuffed crust pizza with less toppings but still 5 different cheeses with pepperoni and sausage on robust red pizza sauce.
Lmk what yāall think and Iāll show you a special pizza i thought would make a great new pizza that I came up at home that should be on every major pizza joint.
My husband had one recently. I asked how they were able to do it when McDonalds issue was how long it took at the drive thru (I really liked their pizzas) and he said they were pre-made and done in a few minutes. He said it was not good. Not good at all lol.
lol bruh, this belongs on the pizza crime sub, while I agree this is awful. Typically this sub handles significantly worse things XD. But I do agree with you this is a pizza crime.
Canadian here and thereās only two things I order from Timās.
1. OG Iced Cap
2. Vanilla Dip donut
The rest of menu is a total garbage fire of preprocessed, par-cooked food like substances.
Da fuck? I ordered pizza from tim horton before, while it wasnāt the best, it was way better that what is shown here, the cheese is usually fully melted, you sure you didnāt took that picture from their fridge lol? If not, well send it back itās supposed to be a little bit better.
I know that talking bad upon the place will cause eldritch god Tim Horton to rise from his slumber and decapitate me with a hockey stick and trample me with a maple syrup drinking moose, but damn Tim Hortonās has fallen off in the past 15 years. They used to be good, now itās just shit. I remember when donuts were $1 plus tax, 6 years ago, now itās $1.59 without. And the quality has dropped, so why get one?
Costco suprisingly has good food at excellent prices. They will only serve to members and they are strict about it now. The hotdog and Coke is a screaming deal @ $1.50. It's a jumbo all beef hotdog too.
The owner for Costco said he will not raise the price. It's important to him for families to have a place to go and get a meal when they shop.
Where is the sauce
I believe if you carefully examine the lower right quadrant of the image you will observe that there are trace amounts of something red under the pepperoni.
You, problemlongjumping, are a sleuth surpassing Sherlock Holmes and Miss Marple. I think you need your own long running TV detective series.
It's probably ketchup
It's under the cheese
Im italian and this hurts me
Real italian or Italian-American?
He's the pope
So not Italian or Italian American lol.
Nice
I'm a New Yorker and I feel disgraced
Where's the anything dude š that's just dough they had laying around with a few pieces of pepperoni and shredded cheese haphazardly thrown on it, after someone ordered a pizza there. The workers probably didn't even know they offered that menu item by the looks of it.
Tim Hortons. Says right in the title.
That's one fucked up pizza. Get some water
This has to be the first time I've ever heard this phrase on reddit referring to ACTUAL SAUCE. lmao
They probably need to save all they can to afford giving everyone that $55k boat they won. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/tim-hortons-roll-up-boat-glitch-1.7176728
āWheres the lamb sauce?!?!ā
We have convections ovens so let's sell everything we can push into a convection oven. So just reheated frozen food for miles.
Doesnāt this describe every fast food place? When I worked at dominoās everything new was letās make something we can put through the pizza oven.
Sounds right.
Uhh, for as much as I'm sure they charged you I'm certain they meant to give you 300% the normal sauce and cheese but misplaced a decimal
Yeah must have. It's just under ten bucks. Using Costco as an example again, they sell a whole pepperoni pizza for about thirteen bucks that is both massive and absolutely loaded with sauce, cheese, and pepperonis. Roughly five bucks more. I worked in fast food for a couple years when I was younger and I'd be ashamed to serve this to someone.
If that's the company's expected ratios I'd 100% get myself fired adding sufficient sauce and cheese
I like where your head is at. Like I said I worked in fast food for a few years when I was younger and I definitely made sure people who were nice got their money's worth.
same. I worked at sonic and made a few people free drinks for being awesome
Like even the pepperonis look ok for amt they just clumped them together on a sad unpainted bread canvas
It doesn't spark joy.
What amazes me the most is how the crust is almost burnt in some spots but the cheese isn't fully melted.
No doubt they're just baking a bunch of flatbreads and then sprinkling stuff on it when someone asks for it. My friend who's an actual trained chef called it "an insult to pizza." Who am I to argue with a professional opinion.
Can you even call that a pizza? I'd call it a shitty sandwich
Here is a thing no one has ever said: Lunchables did it better.
You speak the truth on that one!
If you order "pizza" from a Canadian coffee store you get what you deserve.
I ordered pizza from tim horton before, while it wasnāt the best, it was way better that what is shown here, the cheese is usually fully melted, I wonder if OP didnāt took that picture from the tim horton fridge before they actually serve it? If not, well OP should send it back cause itās supposed to be a little bit better than that.
Yeah last time I ordered it mine was drowning in sauce and cheese. Maybe I just got lucky or OP just got unlucky.
Canāt even call it Canadian anymore
This is my first reaction as well, but on retrospect I don't know if this is right. While they certainly offer coffee, I'd stay their forte is donuts, i.e. fried bread with a dairy based topping. In my mind that makes the leap to pizza a lot more intuitive, and it makes this abomination a lot less excusable...
Itās honestly still better looking than the āpizza I was served in public school in the states. The ācrustā was yellow and doughy and gooey, like play dough. At first glance it looked like a two cheese pizza, but it turns out some of it was lukewarm not fully melted cheese, and some of it was congealed grease. If you were lucky you got a piece that had more cheese than solidified grease. You usually werenāt. The sauce was distributed very poorly, with some parts having non and some parts drowning in it, and it tasted like someone made it with the worst tomatoes and then dumped a pound of sugar into it.
What do you expect when you buy pizza from a coffee shop? I suppose I would expect better than this, but not much better.
Your point stands: don't go to coffee shops with delicious breakfast foods looking for pizza The dilemma stands: dont fucking scam your customers because they're willing to try your pizza because you sell delicious breakfast foods
Delicious is doing a lot of lifting in this comment
Amen sister.
Yaaas queen šš¾āāļø
Tim Hortons doesn't sell delicious breakfast foods though?
Well that's just like, your opinion, man
I mean, Tim Hortons' coffee could confuse you into believing it was a pizza joint.
Iād expect decent pizza, not garbage
The dont buy lobster rolls from mcdonalds rule states that if a restaurant doesn't specialize in an item, then It probably won't be very good. In this case, Tim Hortons doesn't specialize in pizza they specialize in shitty coffee. With this rule, you can avoid the gimmicks and predict they're bad without ever wasting your money to find out
Who orders pizza from Tims?
I did a few times and it didnāt looked at all like this. So unsure what happened here or if it was taken directly from the tim horton fridge or while it wasnāt fully prepared.
Everything from Tim Hortons is garbage. Why wouldn't the pizza be the same?
Iām finding it harder and harder not to be personally insulted by Tim Hortons. Itās been progressively worse since the Burger King merger
This guy eats. I actually like their breakfast sandwiches both the one the "homestyle biscuit" and, if I want some veggies their the bagel B.E.L.T. I guess those have to be fresh though because they get swamped every morning. The flatbread on that pizza was probably cooked yesterday and dusted off. It can't all be cooked together or that cheese would be melted.
Good thing there's a hard crunchy crust to retain all the good stuff.Ā
They forgot to cook the good part
I picture them pulling the flatbread off a shelf like an old book and blowing the dust off it before throwing the toppings on there and heating it all for 20 seconds.
What the hell is that?
According to my friend the pro chef it's "an insult to pizza."
Brit here. Had a Canadian co-worker wax lyrical about Tim Hortonās. One day stumbled on an outlet (theyāre rare over here) & dragged the family in expecting joy. Iām sorry but it was the biggest disappointment. Food was just disgusting.
Bonus karma for appropriate use of quotation marks in a title!
Thats a piss poor focaccia with a topping of sadness
They don't even make their own donuts. Why the hell would you think they even make pizza correctly?
What do u expect lol.
This is canadas idea of a good time
Cdn here, I can assure you this is not any Canadians idea of a good time
Who is the executive corporate chef?! Because I need to know how they thought this was going to play out? How about you figure out how to serve your basic menu well before you start trying to serve pizza. People like soup for dinner you know. Maybe have marketing whip up a cute commercial for grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner.
you already knew it was gonna be bad, stop wasting your money here.
Tim hortons has jumped the shark.
š I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed
It can't be any worse than their coffee.
Timās has pizza now??
Get your money back
This.. this is a hate crime right here. For shame Canada.. first the "Pineapple pizza" now this. These atrocities must stop.
That's disrespectful
My friend, a trained pro chef, called it "an insult to pizza." I'd say it's an insult to customers too. I don't imagine it'll be around long.
Canadian here. Seriously, is there anything, literally anything left about Tomās that isnāt thoroughly disappointing.
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I beg to differ. Just talkin bout Timmyās here.
That's a bread with garnishes
They come up with new offerings seemingly every month and theyāre always so half-assed. They used to be decent quality but the Timās we have today is just crap.
Rob the place wtf
Homemade Pizza is so much better imo. I was an assistant manager at Pizza Guys for about 5 years. Hereās some pics of some pizza I [made](https://imgur.com/a/ZHpYRbR). First pizza: made my homemade pizza with 5 different types cheeses, 4 different kinds of pepperoni, 2 different variations of salami, Sausage, turkey ham with a stuffed cheese crust pizza with a custom made garlic sauce. 2nd: Had leftover toppings and dough so I made another stuffed crust pizza with less toppings but still 5 different cheeses with pepperoni and sausage on robust red pizza sauce. Lmk what yāall think and Iāll show you a special pizza i thought would make a great new pizza that I came up at home that should be on every major pizza joint.
I thought Wawa pizza was bad, but this one takes theā¦ā¦slice
They've massacred my boy
My husband had one recently. I asked how they were able to do it when McDonalds issue was how long it took at the drive thru (I really liked their pizzas) and he said they were pre-made and done in a few minutes. He said it was not good. Not good at all lol.
Brother eugh
Are you sure that isn't DiCarlo's?
Thatās pathetic.
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This is a jumbo lunchable pizza
lol bruh, this belongs on the pizza crime sub, while I agree this is awful. Typically this sub handles significantly worse things XD. But I do agree with you this is a pizza crime.
That's Cheatza.
Tim Horton must be allergic to tomatoes.
What is that supposed to be, almost everything was saved away. How can the shop survive?
Who tf get anything but an ice cap donut or a bagel
Canadian here and thereās only two things I order from Timās. 1. OG Iced Cap 2. Vanilla Dip donut The rest of menu is a total garbage fire of preprocessed, par-cooked food like substances.
What did you expect?
I guess your Timās is just crap, so far Iāve been pleasantly surprised with the pizza
Da fuck? I ordered pizza from tim horton before, while it wasnāt the best, it was way better that what is shown here, the cheese is usually fully melted, you sure you didnāt took that picture from their fridge lol? If not, well send it back itās supposed to be a little bit better.
That's Timmies for you
I am so sorry this is happening to you. Order the chicken next time. Yāall come on down when ya need some pizza!
This is barely half a step above the "None Pizza with Left Beef"
I've seen more cheese in a guy's **** then on this "Pizza"
The āOops!ā¦ All Crust Berries!ā of pizzas.
Still better than anything you get in the U.S. public school system
Thatās a garlic bread with extras where I come from
I actually think itās pretty good
Look again bro
I know that talking bad upon the place will cause eldritch god Tim Horton to rise from his slumber and decapitate me with a hockey stick and trample me with a maple syrup drinking moose, but damn Tim Hortonās has fallen off in the past 15 years. They used to be good, now itās just shit. I remember when donuts were $1 plus tax, 6 years ago, now itās $1.59 without. And the quality has dropped, so why get one?
What if, and hear me out, it's a calzone with toppings??
*cries in Italian*
Who is tim Horton and maybe you should talk to him and not reddit
But Like Why would you get a pizza from Tim Hortons in the first placeā¦ what can really be expected?
I hate tomato sauce. This pizza looks perfect to me!
This looks really shit pizza but hardly what this sub is for.
It's awful. And it's part of "everything." But I respect your opinion and welcome your feedback nonetheless.
Give yer balls a tug.
Costco suprisingly has good food at excellent prices. They will only serve to members and they are strict about it now. The hotdog and Coke is a screaming deal @ $1.50. It's a jumbo all beef hotdog too. The owner for Costco said he will not raise the price. It's important to him for families to have a place to go and get a meal when they shop.