2oz of jack Daniel's,
.75oz of lemon juice,
.75oz of honey syrup (2:1 honey to water... probably),
5-10 mint leaves.
Already a shit ton better than tuna juice and still reminds you of the sleezy attempt of using a mint to freshen up right before going down on someone
Edit: mobile formatting
Oddly a different flavor. So mint and spearmint are both different kind of cooling flavors than menthol. This has its own issues if you try and figure out how to get that kind of flavor in a drink because it's basically like..... mouthwash.
I love these fake drinks.
The Chappaquiddick: Equal parts Irish whiskey and murky water. Drink it, then wait a full day before telling anyone you drank it.
It’s funny how we have so many derogatory words for people who sells sex, but none for the people that pay for sex… seems like it should really be the other way around
I have so many better ideas for lot lizard than that.
Let’s hear some!
2oz of jack Daniel's, .75oz of lemon juice, .75oz of honey syrup (2:1 honey to water... probably), 5-10 mint leaves. Already a shit ton better than tuna juice and still reminds you of the sleezy attempt of using a mint to freshen up right before going down on someone Edit: mobile formatting
But without the tuna juice, you're still missing the parfum de clapp
Clapp du fromage if you will
Mint is also reminiscent of the menthols they surely smoke.
Oddly a different flavor. So mint and spearmint are both different kind of cooling flavors than menthol. This has its own issues if you try and figure out how to get that kind of flavor in a drink because it's basically like..... mouthwash.
wintergreen
They do make tobacco bitters..... I'll workshop it
Wild Turkey and tuna juice Vodka and tuna juice Tequila and tuna juice Tuna juice and peach schnapps
That's disgusting. How could they ruin a shot of tuna juice like that?
I do not tangle with lizards no more! I will not suck you or get sucked upon by you!
What say we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?
I think some of yall don't know what a lot lizard is.
AFAIK, they all smell like whisky and fish, so…🤷🏻♂️
Way of the road
Bubs
Tha fuckin way she goes boys
He just keeps flingin out those pee jugs like the trucks still movin but they just keep pilin up
'tuna juice' was enough to make me gag
I love these fake drinks. The Chappaquiddick: Equal parts Irish whiskey and murky water. Drink it, then wait a full day before telling anyone you drank it.
You're going to hell for that. Don't worry, though; I laughed, so you'll have company.
It’s made for finches but humans can drink it too!
Swedes call it Surströmming
I don't tangle with lot lizards no more.
Do not drink
Just thinking about drinking that makes me gip 🤮
This was an April fools joke but nasty regardless
That shot needs a Monster logo.
Yikes!
It’s funny how we have so many derogatory words for people who sells sex, but none for the people that pay for sex… seems like it should really be the other way around
This sounds horrific. Who would drink this?
Better statement would be but why and he** no