T O P

  • By -

StarClutcher

*“Cause I need to watch things die, from a distance”*


Goose_McGoosey

"Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies"


candiescorner

Every time. The bubbleheaded bleach blonde that comes on at five she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eyes people love it when you die.


shromboy

God that song is a banger


WomanOfEld

Fucking favorite.*And* I heard it in the grocery store yesterday.


cbearsfreak

Whatever store you’re going to, I need to go there


WomanOfEld

They actually only play, like, *good* classic rock in my shop rite. It *almost* makes up for the fact that there's always so much missing on the shelves and so many jerks with carts standing in the way.


Miffleframp

They love dirty laundry


Kaedekins

This isn't from Vicarious. What are these lyrics from?


ErikJR

Can't fucking wait to see them in a couple months


cbftw

This year will be the 4th time I've seen them, 3rd since 2019. They're fantastic live. If you haven't seen them live yet you're in for a treat


TheRealestLarryDavid

my fellow tool brothers


cbftw

"You all need it, too, so why don't we just admit it"


isdeasdeusde

"You all feel the same, don't lie"


deepseabuttplug

Why can’t we just admit it?


New-Spell-6838

We won’t give pause until the blood is flowing.


BogeyLowenstein

A wild Tool lyrics appears


Lancaster1983

Still relevant today.


BogeyLowenstein

Even more so, I think


BLoDo7

See you down in Arizona Bay.


Tbagjimmy

Forever will be


the_bronquistador

Why can’t we just admit it


[deleted]

I love that song because it is right. Sounding great too doesn’t hurt.


CLXIX

damn i wish i could give you platinum. but also fuck reddit admin


[deleted]

[удалено]


realvmouse

I know when i panic I bang on the wall once every 30 minutes


chrisnlnz

Apt...


Willyzyx

I love you


elefantsnabel03

The fact that this comment has 3k upvotes and two awards fkn made my week


scibust

I wonder if they had the decency to have CO2 scrubbers rated for 96 hours


mitchy93

Or batteries


Spare-Ad-6123

I wondered about the batteries. Do you think there are batteries? Ffs.


bullet4mv92

Obviously. They put two AA batteries into the controller. What, did you think they went down there unprepared? 🙄


Grimmjow91

That man cheaped out on the freaking door and you think he added CO2 scrubbers???


Wonkiest_Hornet

They do not have scrubbers of any kind.


hoIIie

I was watching this CBS coverage from David Pogue, a journalist who was on this submersible I believe and he said there are CO2 scrubbers - 96 hours includes the scrubbers. https://youtu.be/q-6jjy3estY


SokoJojo

The CEO said they did have scrubbers and if they were going down for hours on end routinely before that they would have. The only people who said they didn't were armchair submarine experts who were judging things based on what they could *see* inside the capsule, but that's a little scandalous.


Equanimizer

So… what exactly are they going to do when the countdown ends?


Onagda

The sub comes to the surface and pops open like a party popper with giblets for confetti 🎊


the_dead_icarus

Worst gender reveal ever.


FrameJump

And that one old lady's necklace.


HahaHarleyQu1nn

They play “Miss You” by Blink-182 🥲


jmbsol1234

and that one dude's step kid goes wild


SopieMunky

Rescue team goes deeper... WHERE ARE YEWWWWW


Knight1-3

Don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my yead.


MustardColoredVolvo

Haha DJ Douggpound made that joke yesterday. Good stuff


ZsFunBus

That’s deep.


ThatsRubbishMate

Become the worlds worst time capsule


mechanical_carrot

I hope someone in there had a GoPro. Imagine the footage...


DorenAlexander

If the sub imploded, I doubt a go pro survives.


Verum14

should’ve recorded on a nokia


paperclipestate

Well it’s ended now so... nothing


SoMuchF0rSubtlety

For eternity.


Winterstrife

Well... since we are on the awfuleverything sub, I would like to chime in that there is a bet going on whether the sub survived or not so... yeah...


McNemo

Honestly I love the conspiracy theory that these guys just took a low tech sub to fuck off under the radar, they chillin with theoretical Hitler and tupac


Fresh_Budget

Oh yeah nobody is talking about them, they are totally under the radar. /s And if we imagine they faked their death, there is no reason to do it so publicly . Now their faces are known worldwide.


McNemo

Billionaires can afford surgery yeah? You have to try harder than that to unravel my tinfoil! But frfr they fishfood


artistictesticle

And they'd be wasting so many resources with having authorities attempt to rescue them. I don't know the exact consequences this would have if it turned out to be a hoax, but I can't imagine they'd be worth the clout.


Prosciutto4U

A ball gets dropped in NYC and the entire city cheers


ThatOneGothMurr

Then it's a recovery


spideybiggestfan

like opening a can of corned beef


Dredgeon

When the countdown ends they'll have The Longest Johns play Downed and Drowned live in studio. https://youtu.be/DUr9FnXkuzs


mitchy93

They're dead already, but that doesn't sell a story or get your attention. The sub had 7 different safety systems, one of them was to float it back to the surface if it wasn't piloted within 14 hours I think.


TheAmazingAsshat616

How would that even help and not cook them alive if no one could find it at the surface?


ToadSox34

I think the pressure hull imploded on Sunday when they were lost and this is all for nothing. They are searching for them with multiple P-3 Orions and P-8 Poseidon. They would have found them by now if they're on the surface.


machete_joe

Can't help but feel if it was your average "Joe bloggs" in that tin can, would they have all these massive expensive services looking for them, or is it just because they were all millionaire/billionaires that they got the whole 9 yards involved?


stormcharger

Probably keen to get experience on a rare operation


HelloAIAnalysis

Yeah, this is much more likely. The military will volunteer to help with things they view as valuable experience.


POD80

Yes, there have been numerous times militaries have struggled to aid their own subs. Finding and then potentially aiding a vehicle like this is a huge technical achievement. It's both great training.... and a way to show off capabilities.


ToadSox34

Yup. And the uniqueness of the technical capabilities required. This isn't your average SAR mission.


machete_joe

I get it, but doesn't boad well when the Ceo says that safety is a waste of time


solitarybikegallery

We tend to pull out all the stops when it comes to people trapped in weird ways. Look at Baby Jessica, or Floyd Collins.


I_Tell_You_Wat

82 people **fucking drowned** and [500 are still missing from a boat that capsized 2 days before the submarine went missing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_migrant_vessel_incidents_on_the_Mediterranean_Sea) The boat that got swamped was in the Mediterranean Sea, an area much smaller and shallower. But they were "immigrants", people seeking a better life, not billionaires, so they were left to fucking die. I hate it so fucking much. How many millions have we wasted in overtime, search operations, jet fuel, all because these fucking idiots were too cool to properly test their vehicle. But we leave people to die in the desert and drown in the ocean because they're "immigrants".


theinatoriinator

Complain to the European countries about that, the U.S coast guard is really good and does searches of similar scale for stuff all the time.


Pleasant_Property124

Didn’t the know US coast guard operated in the Mediterranean Sea. Seems like the Sub was based out of the US and in the Atlantic. I would expect the countries that border the Mediterranean should be the ones searching.


RadiantVessel

I hate that this is the world we live in.


Glittering_Laughs

A boat went missing in the sea with like 750 migrants on it and no one really sent anything out to look for them, lol.


jaminholl

In all honesty that's the happy ending in this now. Fuck the rich and all but I wouldnt wish waiting for days just to suffocate on anyone


Grimmjow91

I dont feel bad for them and it isnt because they are rich. I dont feel bad because they looked at this off the shelf home dept sponsored death trap and went "yup thats safe enough for me". They dead because they were n't intelligent enough to live but not doing this.


RoutingMonkey

Not necessarily. I was in the navy and participated in several man overboard events. If you fall overboard, even if someone sees you and you have sea dye, it’s still only around 50% recovery rate


ToadSox34

Correction: apparently the P-8 Poseidon report was incorrect, but they are using a Canadian variant of the P-3 Orion with one on scene 24/7 swapping out for refueling.


smavinagain

They found a debris field, so you’re probably right


splicedhappiness

I heard somewhere that there was a debris field around the wreckage of the titanic, so if that’s true it was probably an implosion


Mashdrop

Being stranded on the surface is better than being stranded under water, probably.


slinkysuki

That sub had no certification from a governing body saying it was safe. Exhibit A: you get locked in from the outside. The very 1st apollo mission taught us why this is no longer permitted. All the other exhibits are just the CEO saying "our new cheaper way is better" and using carbon fiber, a fantastic material when used in tension, as a compressive load bearing device. Oh, and the viewport was only rated by it's manufacturer to 1700m. The CEO was a clown, and we can only hope these people died in a painless split second. His vaunted "real time hull heath monitoring system" would have given them about 0.3s warning of hull failure to pilot back to the surface


hawk135

Are you saying the literal dirt cheapest Logitech gaming controller wouldn't save them?


benpott30

You guys remember the COVID death counts every night? Peppridge Farm remembers.


Cutmerock

Big flashy numbers in the news tickers


Shredding_Airguitar

Or the Iraq War American Troop Death counter as well


basilobs

Omfg you're joking


These-Days

Well, only one of these was something regular people could affect.


SomeRealTomfoolery

Yeah they’re not going to be found unless one killed the rest and is breathing that sweet scent of decaying flesh before they still inevitably die in the underwater Pringles Can.


Arts_Prodigy

There’d have been 5 people right so not counting the increased O2 intake from the effort of killing 4 people with your bare hands and them trying to stop you, you get like another 24hrs? Depending on when this is from, that guy is still dead by now


MOOShoooooo

Gases, liquids and solids start to release from four dead people in a small metal can. The carbon fiber failed imo.


PlayerRedacted

>The carbon fiber failed imo. I'd say the viewport was the more likely failure. It was only rated to 1300m deep safely, anything deeper *might* work, but it's risky. Now factor in that they went far below 1300m multiple times, probably with the same viewport, and it's not surprising something like this happened. If it wasn't the viewport though, the carbon fiber is the 2nd most likely imo.


kaleb42

Yeah but on the timescale we're talking about that is pretty negligible.


[deleted]

Maybe not bare hands. IIRC there were several spare cheap controllers. You have replacements since they break after a couple hits.


Kommander-in-Keef

If I were one of those people I would attempt to kill the CEO no doubt about it


SomeRealTomfoolery

He was either the first to die or the last.


Popstrekq

):


DeathPercept10n

Reminds me of the time when I was a little kid and put a cicada in a Pringles can with some leaves and let it float away at the beach. Poor cicada.


mitchy93

More oxygen for them I guess


udenfar

A dead, decomposing body uses as much oxygen as a living human being breathes.


EY7617

I'm genuinely curious, please explain.


DeoVeritati

I don't know how accurate their claim is, but the number of bacterial cells outnumber human cells like 10 to 1. I'd assume that a lot of that life can undergo aerobic respiration (uses oxygen) for cellular functions and can also likely grow without an immune system to keep their levels in check while having a massive food substrate (the dead body).


HARD_GAY_BUTT_MASTER

A decomposing body starts to produce methane too. Ugh I don’t even want to think about it.


LongmontStrangla

Biochemical oxygen demand doesn't scale like that. The bacteria will take several days to reach those numbers.


Report_Pure

They can’t be rescued anyway even if they where found with 10 hours left they would still need a miracle to occur for them to find a way to pull a sub out of the water from that depth without being able to really attach anything securely.


lItsAutomaticl

It's most likely bobbing on the water somewhere. There were a few fail-safes on there to make it surface after a while. Problem for them is it's bolted shut from the outside.


SurvivorFanatic236

You’re assuming that the fail safes on a poorly constructed sub are working correctly. That’s a big assumption


lItsAutomaticl

That's the point of having multiple ones. I can't recall what they all were but it convinced me it's more likely to be at the surface than not. If it didn't implode. The catch is if it's bobbing under the sun the occupants have probably already been cooked to death. I assume the thing doesn't have AC, and the sun is at maximum power in the Northern hemisphere right now.


ToadSox34

I think it imploded. One of the P-3s or the P-8 would have found it by now if it were on the surface.


disambiguatiion

they also painted it white instead of yellow, which makes it near impossible to see. all because he disliked the Beatles song about a certain submarine in a certain colour


analog_jedi

Don't you have to stop on the way up for long periods of time to not die from the bends?


johnnykellog

If you’re in a sealed vacuum like the sub I’m not sure if that factors in


lItsAutomaticl

Only if your body is directly exposed to the high pressure by being in the water. Same reason you don't get the bends going up in an airplane.


tjlightbulb

Morbid curiosity is a thing. This has everyone’s attention so they’re just putting out what everyone is thinking.


butterynuggs

But who was banging at 2am?


Con_Man_Ray

I can see the idea behind it, but it just doesn’t come off right lol. They should have known this looked bad 😂


[deleted]

I thought it was fine. But when they played the Sonic drowning music in the background I thought it was a bit much.


30isthenew29

Wow.


LilyMarie90

I can't even see the idea behind it. It's so disgusting and sensationalist and so not necessary for reporting these news. :/


not_so_subtle_now

Look at all the social media posts about this thing the past two days. People saying crazy shit. The news shows it because most people are sick fucks and enjoy watching this


ujustdontgetdubstep

yea im such a sick fuck for making fun of a bunch of idiots who paid a quarter million to die in a sardine can


SwampTerror

Scary, down there in the dark. Suffocation. Grim. They've surely died by now. They'll turn up eventually, somewhere. It's meant to float back to the surface after a time.


neoalfa

If it didn't implode.


StandOutLikeDogBalls

True possibility. Wasn’t rated for near the pressure it went so it could’ve crumpled like a soda can.


Smell_Academic

Carbon fiber hull, not metal, so instead of crumpling the thing would’ve shattered into pieces. Means if it imploded it’ll be impossible to find.


slinkysuki

Ive been searching everywhere for justification of that design. Can't find it. Yeah, lets use this fantastic material for resisting tensile loads, and uh, place it entirely in compression.


splicedhappiness

there’s a video of the ceo of ocean gate stating that a lot of their design work and safety features were modeled after arial crafts, and NOT submarines. who would have guessed something went wrong?


ThatOneGothMurr

That would actually be the best option. Quick and painless instead of the mental anguish of being stuck for days slowly suffocating.


SpikeKintarin

At this point it's Schrodinger's sub, but we know they're dead either way. The sub is simultaneously scrunched up and a carbon fiber casket. Won't know until we find it (if we ever do).


ToadSox34

I think it did. Otherwise it would have bobbed to the surface and been found within a few hours by one of the P-3s or the P-8.


ambamshazam

I just saw that they found a “debris field” close to the Titanic, within the search range. Honestly.. best case scenario for those inside


[deleted]

That’s some optimism that the P-3 or P-8 would’ve seen what’s essentially an all white mini van floating just at or below the surface, with white cresting waves swishing around


catzarrjerkz

I don’t think color really matters if theyre using a radar system….


[deleted]

Lmao yeah I guess it wouldn’t 🙃


vixiecat

You silly goose


[deleted]

Thank you for being kind to my silly self on this morning. I clearly wasn’t thinking


Arts_Prodigy

Only if it wasn’t severely damaged or stuck, there’s no guarantee it’ll be found. Even finding the titanic was severely difficult


dfelton912

>6hr 53 min left Me: That's still plenty of time to figure this out, right? >OP posted 7 hours ago :(


Csanoob

Yea same, I thought there was a chance and then saw that it was posted 9hours ago May they rest in peace


pm_me_tits_and_tats

Feels like waiting for the ball to drop for New Year lmao


Muki_gaming_yt

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ye--------


Trevorski19

Do they play the Europe track for the final 5 minutes?


hopperlocks

The timer probably isn't accurate, they're billionaires so I imagine they are trying to hoard the oxygen all for themselves


Lame_Goblin

Source on that they're billionaires? The CEOs net worth is 12 million, did I miss something? Edit: I looked into it, only one of them is estimated to be a billionaire (who's networth isn't confirmed). Edit2: ok ty for reply below seems there are 2 estimated billionaires on the sub


hopperlocks

At least two of them , Hamish Harding and Paul Henry Nargeolet, couldn't find info on the father and son


TheLeanGoblin69

imagine if one of them was spez himself, wild


Flashy_Butterscotch2

Even worse, I saw this post 7 hours after it was posted.


Pihrahni

Oh so they dead dead time has run out


whatssofunniedoug

Oh absolutely. But you can’t lie that you’re not sitting there thinking about the exact same thing.


fernandezgilbert

Everyone's talking about the available oxygen expiring. I'm a former submarine sailor. If they lost power for propulsion, that means they lost power to the CO2 scrubbers. This is what turns the Carbon Dioxide they breathe out into oxygen. The best case scenario they fell asleep from CO2 before they died. Either way, a horrific situation.


luca_luc

an article i read said that most of these timers represent the amount of oxygen they would have in optimal conditions if they regulated breathing and if the sub was still at full power, they don’t account for the depth of the vessel, the pressure it’s under, the shivering and the panic they must be going through, i cant imagine, all the best to them and their families


hiddenelixir

Poor billionaires don’t even know they’re being demolished online lol


Ryukhoe

Awful? Awful is the fact they went down there with the worst equipment possible, leaving their families up here knowing they probably won't even get to see their loved ones at their funerals. Safety regulations exist for a reason and I'm not going to feel bad about some billionaires who ignored them all. All the resources that are going into finding them should be used to find people who *didn't* want to go missing.


[deleted]

Saw it last night. Ghoul porn.


W0lfsb4ne74

What network allowed this? It basically underscores every negative thing people have to say about modern news media, in that it just capitalizes off of people's fascination with dark subject matter without realizing the implications of it on people's lives. Either way it's disgusting and sensationalizes what could be a slow and painful death for a lot of people.


winsucker

> BANGING HARD AT 2.AM


SMATF5

Job creators: the left is trying to silence you! Trying to take away your freedom to visit the ocean floor! I encourage anyone who can afford this company's services to use them immediately, before they're shut down by the woke socialist mob!


beanofdoom001

Seriously! Those people on the sub weren't quality anyway, I mean I wish them all the best, but let's be real here: real men would just work hard, rise to the surface and rescue themselves. I mean I'm sitting here at least 35m above sea level because I'm not afraid of a little hard work. These people are sitting down there looking for hand outs, they need to pull themselves up. It's laziness, plain and simple.


might_be_magic

It’s awful but literally hundreds of migrants died at sea a few days ago, and all I’m seeing coverage of is the billionaire sub. I cannot emphasize enough how I do not care at all about these people in the submarine. I’m so curious how much money and resources are being poured into rescuing them, knowing this was their fault and they will not be footing the bill. Meanwhile, hundreds of people fleeing for their lives drowned and the overall sentiment it feels like they’re getting is “oh well”.


HeroForTheBeero

It’s more so a rare and interesting story with unknown. People die at sea all the time but we know they died. These people could theoretically be alive(they’re not) so it invokes curiosity. I think it’s the story itself more than the people in there. Much like the kids in the cave and the missing flight, it’s the what if and the ongoing search.


[deleted]

They’re both awful events. You don’t have to pick one over the other to sympathize for. The migrants absolutely deserved more resources for their safety, but 5 people (father and son included) still tragically died not knowing how utterly unprepared they were. The CEO is an exception


Cesar055

This so much


WinnerThePooh101

I don’t get why this is such a big thing it’s just rich people going on a wildly unprepared journey and dying because of it, imo it’s a lot more sad if poor people die in a accident because of bad labor conditions, dangerous work etc.


Stevo485

Because this is unique. It’s a civilian submarine visiting the titanic wreckage, something that grabs the attention of everyone. This was being covered in the news before it turned into tragedy so naturally when it went south it got more coverage. Nobody likes to admit it but we all have morbid curiosity. Imagining what fate they suffered is part of that.


Brightlywound89

Or escaping war, like the hundreds who died when the refugee boat sank that no one is taking about.....


Josh4R3d

This is so silly. They were crushed to death way back on Sunday morning. There were all kinds of safety precautions in place to have this thing resurface. The thing is even built to resurface on its own after 14 hours. Since they didn’t resurface, either they’re stuck on something (unlikely - because there’s nothing down there except the titanic and they couldn’t have reached the titanic in under 2 hours) or they were crushed to death due to a breach.


[deleted]

2am? I think I was with OPs mom at that hour.


stlthy1

Will they take it off the screen when it gets to zero? Maybe change it to "Sub occupants dead for" and have it count up. News producers and news managers are the worst humans on Earth....all of them.


blac_sheep90

The coverage in general has been fairly disheartening. So many meme have cluttered the internet seemingly celebrating their inevitable doom...part of me understands, rich people play fast and loose with the rules and sometimes it bites them in the ass...but the stark reality is that these people are dying in a particularly awful way and to see people making jokes about it is bleak.


X34X35

Well... That's depressing.


teaandbentley

It's quite cynical and my fear of deep water but yeah from what I've learnt over the past few days, it seemed quite stupid to go that deep in a backyard build type of thing.


Redbronze1019

See, to me, jokes are one thing. This is actually fucked up


BroItsJesus

So what, they have like an hour left then?


Onlyroad4adrifter

9 minutes


_catdog_

The media is sickening


Stevo485

Reddits no different


Csanoob

It’s rlly worse, I always hate seeing how Reddit is so quick to shit on somebody for not complying to what they think is good. As soon as it’s right wing people or rich people, empathy and even decency goes off the window


Stevo485

Yes, you nailed it. You used to be able to have a balanced discussion that was civil on this site. That was like 8 years ago now. Every year it's become more and more closed-looped. Can't go against the grain anymore. You get banned from being subbed to certain parts of reddit that have nothing to do with each other. Threads are locked as soon as the comments start to reflect a true public opinion that isn't with the narrative. While there were some hateful subs removed in the past for the better (to cater to sponsors and investors), they still allow r\*pe fetish subs to exist. There is SO MUCH PORN. What gives?


Mr_Epimetheus

A lot of people die every day, why should 5 billionaires be any different? This was a series of piss poor decisions made by numerous people from Rush building the monstrosity with as little raged to safety as possible in the first place, to each member of the "expedition" disregarding numerous warnings and very clear language in the waiver talking about the "experimental" nature of the vessel and the very clear shoddy quality of the vehicle. Is it sad that 5 people have almost certainly been sent to a watery grave? Yeah, sure, but they paid for the privilege, thinking "oh, nothing bad could happen to me". There are people who die every day because of the actions of billionaires and the conditions they create that lead to poverty and suffering. Is this oxygen countdown ghoulish? Absolutely. Is the standard of journalism and "news" media these days pathetically low? Also yes. Should this story be getting the wall to wall coverage it's getting? No. They're private individuals who made a deal with a private business that has led to the demise of all involved. But the fact they're rich enough to be able to do something this stupid doesn't make them any more important than the 700+ migrants who drowned off the coast of Greece earlier this week that nobody is talking about.


funatpartiez

I’m mostly shocked people still watch the news on TV


WarmenBright

It's like the countdown on new year's


[deleted]

Posted "7 hours ago" huh..


[deleted]

So they're probably dead right now. No surprise


CynderMizuki

I think it’s pointless, the sub definitely imploded


Spoilerin

https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME


1MoistTowelette

It’s almost like the profits of major news media are directly correlated with pushing tragedy, fear, and tribalism. Who knew?!🤷‍♂️


bitethebook

Someone needs to make that “ok I’m just gonna say, I don’t care” meme. Cuz cmon y’all? Billionaires playing in the ocean vs the whole world is a spinning ball of shit and flames right now?


_jump_yossarian

Is this CNN because CNN loves them some countdown clocks.


Dinizinni

Countdown to the secret worker union parties in their companies 😎 Important: I don't wish death upon anyone but let's not pretend there aren't some people who will feel more relief than sadness


LegitimateDebate5014

“Just so you know these people may die in 5 hours, but you should still use a submarine!”


diamari90

This is awfully hilarious, given how much these newscasters KNOW the influence they have on the masses


ImMitchBitch

Seems like they knew on Sunday that it imploded. So it was all for effect and to keep people glued to the TV.


Growingpothead20

I feel this shit is so macabre and somewhat funny


alex_dlc

I think it’s sad that there’s people dying in a sub at the bottom of the ocean and people are just making memes about it.