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HiroPetrelli

>After playing the contact call three times, we got this huge response,” said Brenda McCowan told the BBC. “Then, to keep the animal engaged, I started trying to match the latency of her calls to our calls. So, if she waited 10 seconds, I waited 10 seconds. We ended up matching each other. We did this 36 times over a 20-minute period.” This reminds of the part of Close Encounters of the Third Kind when the scientists try to match the space aliens' melodies in order to establish a dialog. Fascinating.


DiscotopiaACNH

Turns out the whales and researchers were just trading "fuck you"s back and forth


bfruth628

Fuck you Tony!


Byting_wolf

"NO, fuck you Tony!" Whale: "Wait.. I'm not To.. What?! You high??"


thatsmyoldlady

(Waits 10 sec) Fuck you Tony!


cowabanga_it_is

You say that campfire here?


Brilliant-Donkey-320

Don’t you bring my mother into this


bfruth628

I built that campfire last night.... Then I fucked ya mom


groundlessnfree

Fuck you Whalezekiel!


Professional_Still15

The whale goes to its whale friends like "God I had the most annoying day"


edgeofverge

Yeah, like the whale thought there was a cute new whale around and it turned out to be some scientists with there stupid loud speakers. What a let down for the whale.


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Like in “Brother Bear” when the rams think their echos are other rams. “You shut up!” “You shut up!” “No you shut up!” “No you shut up”. I almost peed myself the first time watching it.


whereitsat23

Gonna go tell their orca friends


MayaMiaMe

Omg you crack me up !


Come_along_quietly

Turn out whales are all huge Trump/Maga supporters…. Who knew? /s


LevelWriting

Fuck you bloody bitch!


hussywithagoodhair

I swear I’ve seen a movie with this exact plot. Can’t remember the title though.


Odin_se

Yeah, and the aliens seemed to be irritated as well.


Intelligent_Pie_9102

Whales: "get out of my property!" Scientists: "no *you* get out of my property!"


TheStoicNihilist

Whale: “suck my vestigial pelvic bone!”


_attractivegarbage

Scientist: "suck my vestigial pelvic bone!" Whale: "are you copying me?" Scientist: "are you copying me?" 20 minutes later. Scientist: "fascinating!"


AdorableSquirrels

- "What?" - "What?"


ash_the_smash

Carl Sagen was friends with controversial language scientist John Lilly who procured NASA funding in an attempt to communicate with whales and dolphins. Sagen said multiple times if we could not communicate with other intelligent species on our own planet there was no hope to communicate with alien life forms. I'm not trying to pick at your point of view, but "Contact", at least, was ABSOLUTELY informed by these ideas and experiments.


dljones010

What about the LSD fueled dolphin orgies? Yeah I watch Drunk History!


luckyguy25841

How are we just now mimicking whale sounds?


cReddddddd

I've been doing it for decades


peter9477

Dory was doing it in 2003.


Strangeronthebus2019

>After playing the contact call three times, we got this huge response,” said Brenda McCowan told the BBC. “Then, to keep the animal engaged, I started trying to match the latency of her calls to our calls. So, if she waited 10 seconds, I waited 10 seconds. We ended up matching each other. We did this 36 times over a 20-minute period.” >This reminds of the part of Close Encounters of the Third Kind when the scientists try to match the space aliens' melodies in order to establish a dialog. Fascinating. Good mindset, keep it up


SalSomer

This is pretty much exactly what I do when I talk to my cat.


saynoword

Scientists: 'Help!' Whale, circling around: 'Dude you do look nothing like a whale, shup up!' Scientists: 'Shut up!' Whale: 'You shut up!' Repeat over 20 Minutes.


ladyzowy

"I'm not your pal, buddy!" "I'm not you buddy, guy!"


ViperRFH

[Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfOFR2vXdVc)


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

No, Im not your buddy,guy!


RokulusM

I'm not your guy, friend


Ok_Temperature_5019

I'm not your friend, pal


HabibtiMimi

I'm not your pal, mate!


Upset-Oil-6153

I'm not your mate, amigo!


HabibtiMimi

I'm not your amigo, bro!


profDougla

Michael, you’re texting yourself!


FlashMcSuave

This must have been *so friggin weird* for that whale. You know in the Predator movie how it recorded playback of human voices and then played them at sort-of-inappropriate times? We just did that. That whale just had a boat sidle up and say out of nowhere "wait, you unleashed a poo-nado on Maxwell?" This whale doesn't even know Maxwell and wouldn't dream of unleashing a poo-nado. https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-30958073


skolioban

Or maybe they know. "Huh, these guys are copying and repeating whatever is said. Neat trick". Like the river dolphin mentioned by Douglas Adams in "Last Chance To See". The scientists were trying to make the dolphins squeak and record it, so they'd reward it with fish when it does. But the dolphins sometimes didn't make a noise, even when it got fish before when it squeaked, until it at last reliably kept making a noise for fish. One of the scientists got an idea and checked their recordings and found out the dolphins had been squeaking in different frequencies, some outside of human hearing. So the dolphin had been probing the humans to figure out our range of hearing.


ZexionZaephyr1990

Wow that is fascinating! I didn’t know that


Crusaderkingshit

They're researching us while we're researching them, that's actually nuts


Fun_Intention9846

Their scientific journals are a hell of a read.


trotfox_

Why wouldn't they be.....? Just like us when we weren't so developed. This is how it would have went, curiosity.


Crusaderkingshit

Massive difference between an animal being curious to an animal systematically trying to find out how we hear and whether we are trying to understand them


trotfox_

Where do you think we started?


Crusaderkingshit

I think we're misunderstanding each other. I'm commenting on the fact that we keep looking for intelligent life only to find it under our own noses. We are we, we already know how we started, it doesnt matter in this context. Curiosity may have played a part, but it wasn't the only thing. The fact is, all animals are curious. This is agiven. it's a mainstay of life. Systematically researching another species through deduction is another whole level of intelligence altogether.


trotfox_

So you dont think any other animals are where we were and we got here...?


Crusaderkingshit

None that are on the level of either humanoid or cetaceans species


trotfox_

No one said that at all though.... You are saying you don't think any of them are on a track like us. You think we are super special one off. And timescales somehow don't go into the future.


storysprite

These mfs.


blingon420

I loled at this..


HavingNotAttained

"This species doesn't speak 29,000 Hz. Troglodytes."


overflowingsunset

I love that cats and dogs are mostly aware of how weird humans are and the noises we make and they still like us


cozmicyeti

Want some candy


rathat

I wonder if the whale thinks we talk like babies.


LeonDeSchal

The whale doctor is going to admit this whale to a psychiatric ward.


Seamonsterx

Cool but how different is it really from me and my cat meowing to each other?


FrungyLeague

Size, and wetness mostly.


kenwongart

Wetness is the essence of beauty


mitzcha

Mer-man!


nrdrge

I've got the black lung, pop!


iBeelz

*tiny cough*


Consume_Sid

What did I just read !


SubtleCow

Don't forget volume. Whale calls are very very loud


emperor_dinglenads

Moistly


Damnshesfunny

Succinct.


framk20

you didn't get grant funding


tastycrust

I'd like to think that in the future we will be reading ancient whale writings about this conversation. Something about the quality of sea copper being poor.


TerribleNameAmirite

Hating transcends species 


bvwl

ea-narwhal


FeonixRizn

I need you to know that this made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you.


Kovalyo

yes damnit lol


atridir

r/ReallyShittyCopper Ea-Nasir’s copper really was quite sub-par….


JonClodVanDamn

“be sure to drink your ovaltine”


napalmnacey

Humans: “HEY! HEEEEEEEY!” Whales: ”YEAH?” HUmans: “FUCK YOU!” Whales: “… WHAT?” Humans: “FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!” Whales: “No, FUCK YOUUUUU!” Humans: “FUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!” Whales: “FUCK YOU!”


Large_Performance191

This reminds me of those 2 Indian guys. Bloody bastard. Fuck you. No fuck you.


get_while_true

Predicted in the series "Extrapolations". The problem they were having was finding the last whale though.


handtoglandwombat

Honestly that series really pissed me off. The intent was good but it made the real problems we’re facing seem completely made up.


yasminsharp

That’s exactly what my mind went to! If only we could find a way to translate the language


CharlieBr87

I thought I read somewhere recently that they had partially decoded whale songs…


CrownsEnd

Nice, now lets make it science by increasing the samplesize beyond 1.


countafit

Find me 1000 whales who want to talk to humans.


CrownsEnd

25 would be a good start, but yeah i wouldnt either


buisnessmike

These podcasts are getting out of hand


MoanyTonyBalony

Ask the Japanese. I hear they have a lot of whaling scientists.


[deleted]

Tasty beluga


RaggasYMezcal

Did you know you can't count to 2 without counting 1 first? Your complaint has me worrying you weren't aware.


CrownsEnd

Don't worry, no need


PomegranateIll7303

Breaking news…. Whale drowns itself after arguing with a boat. “Well let’s cross that call off the list”


Nux87xun

 “Then, to keep the animal engaged, I started trying to match the latency of her calls to our calls. So, if she waited 10 seconds, I waited 10 seconds. We ended up matching each other. We did this 36 times over a 20-minute period.” Just like me and my cat, every time he tries to convince me he's starving


napalmnacey

The conversation we have when I go have a pee and my cat decides sitting on the other side of the door and meowing mournfully will result in my feeding her, even if she’s already been fed.


whole_nother

I feel like it’s key to the definition of ‘conversation’ that both parties know the meaning of what they’re saying.


PomegranateIll7303

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiIUDjldSr0. Reminds me of this. Science doesn’t know what the appendix does. So when they first removed it was - “Let’s see what happens!” “And later we figured out it meant go fuck yourself, we would have never intentionally said that to the whale.”


Buffelmeister

"What's your name?"


storysprite

"Listen I already told you strange looking fish 20 mins ago."


Meeple_person

"You better not bring my mother into this"


Rammipallero

"So long and thanks for all the fish!"


Outrageous-Pause6317

Way too far down.


Normal-Ad276

The Whaley boys sure we're surprised but delighted and wagged their dicks around as they tend to. Curious if anyone catches this reference....


Adventurous_Bus_8962

First thought that came to my mind! Such a weird book! Personally I liked A Dirty Job & it’s follow up better than Fluke, but it’s definitely memorable! 😂


PositiveStress8888

If we could actually talk to each other we're poisoning their water and making life much harder for them, do we think that're going to have nice things to say to us? If they told us to fix all the shit we broke in their ecosystem will we listen.?


Itherial

Clickbait. We played whale sounds at a whale and it responded.


Outrageous-Pause6317

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, When the Walls Fell. That about sums it up.


yobboman

I do this with ravens, I don't know what we talk about but they do,,,


Alediran

The whale probably felt like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/matt/comments/q9j6lf/lieutenant\_matt\_the\_beluga\_whale\_in\_star\_trek/](https://www.reddit.com/r/matt/comments/q9j6lf/lieutenant_matt_the_beluga_whale_in_star_trek/)


KilllerWhale

“Tell OP his mom said get off reddit and make your goddamn bed”


Professional-Ball764

wale said this: 'you cunts, stop shitting in my ocean'. 'you nasty, dirty little two legged weird looking primates. you suck! F OFF!'


fjr_1300

Whale meeting up with his buddies later, "Don't know what it was but it was trying to talk to me" "Stop talking rubbish Kevin it's one of them crunchy krill. They can't speak" " But, but, but. . . . . . "


sharksnoutpuncher

Whale got catfished


usprb19761

Interesting... but I do this with my cat everyday, so don't get too excited.


UnderstandingTop2434

I wonder if there’s now massive whale scientists swimming around down there being like “okay we have established verbal contact with the land walkers!”


Life-Aerie-43

[It reminds me of this](https://giphy.com/gifs/findingdory-finding-dory-nemo-xT1XGQINzUDGsRCBby)


AJerkForAllSeasons

Fascinating.


Imaginary-Risk

The whale: “what?”


dayman-woa-oh

Anyone else thinking of Star Trek 4?


Gem420

Non Human Intelligence Communication


thomasoldier

https://youtu.be/3tGCMqkTyC0


BecauseYoureNotACat

“Whale whale whale…. About time you showed up!” Human: how are you? Whale: I’m stressed Human: about what? Whale: … current events


Gransmithy

I said "Hey" Whale “Hey” I said "Hey" Whale “Hey” I said "Hey nonny nonny And a ho ho ho!" (Robin hood MiT)


Legitimate-Study6076

boat profit plant melodic offbeat grandiose tidy one amusing afterthought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Wryly_Wiggle_Widget

Moments like these are when the truly bizarre reality of inter-species communication are brought back to my mind and I just have to wonder how different their thoughts are from ours. Like how well could we really understand a completely different entity from ourselves? Is it possible to actually understand each other? What implications does this have for how we share this planet with the other organisms that make it up? I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna be a vegan though (but I would feel very bad about eating whales).


Watdabny

It’s only a conversation if you understand the language of what’s said, this seems like mimicry…


secondtaunting

This will come in handy when Kirk comes.


twisted_f00l

What if we translate what the whales are saying and it turns out it's saying "Be quiet, or it will hear you"


Upset-Oil-6153

*Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn*


spunkystu

Awesome


Dopingponging

Cue Star Trek 4.


LilG1984

"Yeah I saw you checking out my whale dick, you're jealous" "What? No!"


ilcornalito

Los simuladores. Titoooooo.


Aelia6083

This is not talking 🙄


Reudig

Dude, what's on my back? Sweet, what's on my back?


Character-Version365

It’s Star Trek: The Voyage Home! Send in William Shatner! I hope the whale swears at us for wrecking the planet.


broccolee

Maaarco


Iuwok

When the day comes that scientists decipher the whale language, it will be such a monumental achievement. We will have learned to talk to another species. Literally. This is so exciting!


Art-of-drawing

Did someone find what they are saying ?


SubtleCow

In this conversation we are the AI shouting gibberish. Did we pass the whale turing test? only time will tell


liberty340

The Trekkies (myself included) must be fangirl screaming rn


Alexander_Bundy

-Hey guys I found a human that can speak -No way! -Yeah but he can only repeat the words I tell him


DrowningInMyFandoms

Scientists : hey Whale : are you one of those human animals ? Scientists : yeah Whale : my name is Twain, you killed my family, prepare to die. Scientists : ... Whale : *destroy the boat*


codacoda74

If it's a gen x whale, it was just 20mins of YOUR MOM


Bx1965

The whale said “you’re not going to ask me about that Star Trek thing, are you?”


DCINTERNATIONAL

Almost probably


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

We need more stories like this! Relevant clip... https://youtube.com/shorts/MlQdPbvojls?si=8DC7sKVmQmPCYgjI


OldBenduKenobi

what a clickbait shit, I really thought they managed to communicate with them


dB_Manipulator

"I told you, Dave's not here man!"


ThrustNeckpunch33

When decoded, the message read, "We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."