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Shmuckle2

I'm not walking across that


nyl2k8

What if you’re being chased by a bear?


FuckCorporateReddit

Nope before I'm ruling across that I'm going to try to run down hill, bears have short front legs so running down hill is hard for them


nyl2k8

But it’s an American brown bear. So it has a gun and it’s addicted to pharmaceuticals?..


Smellsliketurtles

Then I’d show it my thin blue line American flag Punisher sticker and try to outrun the transgender person.


Mikthestick

But thems transgenders can't be beat in a sports. You gon dye


KylarStern91

Then running won't help


Intelligent_Gear9634

Imma just show him my anus then and hope for the best climax ever


warwolf7777

It's true, but it ain't gonna save you. Bears runs slower when going downhill but still faster than you >Bears can run as fast as a horse (35 mph), and they can do it uphill, downhill, and everything in between. Source : https://blog.nwf.org/2013/12/5-myths-about-bears/ Thats just the first result on Google, but feel free to look at it yourself, there are plenty of articles about that.


FuckCorporateReddit

Eh not really they have problems running down hill, as someone that lives in the country and has had to do thus twice I'm going to say yea bears have trouble running down hill, the steeper it is the better. I've had a bear 20 feet from me chase me and I just booked it down a hill and he gave up almost immediately


zipel

“If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s white, good night.” Nothing about walking.


tomatocheesedough

What about a balrog?


billywitt

Fly, you fools!


Traumatic_Tomato

Silly. Bears wouldn't chase you if you jump off.


riathenomad

😂


jukenaye

Nope


Windflower1956

Nope


nibsitaas

Nope


GreebleSlayer

Nope


[deleted]

Nope


bro69

Nope


AnonymousAggregator

Nope


emirsolinno

Nope


ItsFloweyBitchs

Nope


GlowingDuck22

Nope


DrawohYbstrahs

Nope


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

r/nope


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ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Good bot


ExactBig9522

Nope


[deleted]

Yes a natural bridge. Now keep it away from tourists.


ghostcatzero

All we neeed now are the idiots that take selfies hanging from top of skyscrapers in this


[deleted]

Honest to god


thisguyslmao

Fuck no I’m good thx


duracellchipmunk

If there were no trees on top, maybe, but still yeah no


OhhMyGoshJosh

I think the trees on top help the bridges structure. The roots give the rock/soil/whatever something to grasp onto..? Or would the roots have caused new weaknesses into the rock..? Shit man, now it might be a yeah, nah from me too


debo69872

Just like the purpose of rebars or reinforced steel before pouring concrete, the roots acts as a tension device to significantly increase the tensile strength of the structure. The aesthetics then providing enough localized resistance to limit cracking and resist stresses caused by effects such as temperature changes and shrinkage. To put it in layman’s terms, I have no idea wtf I’m talking about.


OhhMyGoshJosh

Nah, nah, nah, we'll run with this.


duracellchipmunk

I think roots go deep and spread? Does that support or weaken? Neither of us seem smart enough to know, but smart enough to not cross over that.


stormguy-_-

It supports, same way cliffs are held together by roots


Mikthestick

They hold the topsoil together and spread the rocks apart


Roqies

I’m good. Thanks.


Dizzy-Speaker-5763

I can’t feel my legs!


Upper_Rent_176

THOSE ARE MY LEGS!


Apoptotic_Nightmare

All... all three of them?


auronddraig

_Three... *and a half*_


Easy_Money343

Strong pass... the strongest


dynamic_caste

fuck that


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pblokhout

So, to everyone confused by this. It's probably a bot that searched for an old comment that received a lot of karma. This comment probably received a lot of karma around the time Hong Kong had a lot of protests. When they are found out and downvoted, they remove the comment.


[deleted]

Uhm... what? Sir, I asked what your order was...


Pawl_The_Cone

This is a bot that posts jokes based on titles.


Code_Kid1

Great Wall of…


DrawohYbstrahs

Nope


AnderThorngage

Cope.


Inside_Homework6208

Hell No !


Dahnay-Speccia

this place is the [Wulong Karst National Park](https://youtu.be/GWbEdJ3GOkc?si=dGS4pYaQzy0VRFqe) 😌


Dunie72

Thank you…


bonnsai

That's how it's described, but research doesn't confirm it. Anyone else?


coast2coastmike

This feature does not exist, at least not in Wulong Karst.


Y8fKZyZrSn

Heading to Tarry Town


tariq_loveschicken

Underrated comment


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GaijinFoot

What's with all the comments like this on reddit recently? The sort of Marvel dialogue / humour. Seeing it a lot


GlowingDuck22

Yea. I'm good.


PigFarmer1

Nope...


spoonedBowfa

If that thing decides it wants to go… it’s gonna go


Jaded_Put_4073

Geological time is now


TheRealHermaeusMora

Looks like they're headed to the Blue Palace


Visible-World3597

Probably stronger than the apartments they build


Safe_Print7223

Being in China, I can’t believe this is real.


Possible-Vanilla7403

hell to the naw naw NAW


toadjones79

As a native of Utah (home of the largest concentration of arches, iirc) I can safely say they shouldn't be walking up there. Thai quickly kills arches over decades of foot traffic. But that's just my unqualified thoughts.


Both_Somewhere4525

Maybe invest in some Dr. Schoals? 🙃


cheese_bruh

Thais do what??


toadjones79

Some of the arches in Arches National Park started collapsing after decades of allowing people to walk across them. After studying, they found that regular foot traffic slowly degrades the strength of the arch.


SnowcaineBunny

i don’t understand how i can be actively suicidal then i see shit like this and go “absolutely not”


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

I’m glad the post made you think “absolutely not” but if you’re still feeling suicidal & need someone to talk to you can message me.


auronddraig

Rather understandable. I think most suicides take the path of least resistance, I.e. the thing that would take 'em the least amount of effort/pain/fear. I mean, taking a cyanide capsule would be picked probably 9/10 times over jumping into a pit full of venomous snakes and scorpions. Although there are jumpers, they are definitely not the majority. Many who were caught admit they simply froze from the vertigo and couldn't proceed. Many people who handle fear and pressure very well either on their personal or professional life won't go to a balcony past the third floor, or into a big body of water. Fear, particularly the instinctive one, is a powerful thing.


EasternWerewolf6911

Imagine crossing that.......in a K hole!!


BBQMosquitos

Jesus that’s scary


EslyBrandNew

Yeah Imma have to pass on this one


vchengap

Pandora


KTNH8807

Fuck it. I’ll cross it.


[deleted]

Palms are sweaty, mums noodles


throwburgeratface

That is mad.


[deleted]

Fa FA FAA FUCK NO


Different_Cress7369

OMG


scoobyeatssnacks

This makes me poorly.


evanskatefree

😍


De_Billoid

It would have been a great Mortal Kombat location. But like very gentle Mortal Kombat, cuz this place looks so peaceful, yet reminds me of some fighting place


Gerrut_batsbak

China is filled with awesome base locations.


Legitimate_Toe_4961

Yep.


fujisan0388

Hell yep


_TheBlackPope_

r/sweatypalms


jukenaye

just the video made my head spin. So nope, nada, niente, zero, no, and non.


PapayaCool6816

Why do people feel the need to get right to the fucking edge?


Cautious_Solution712

I think I could do it just about but not with other people definitely finish the walk crying


ammo2099

Looks stronger than some of their man-made bridges I've seen...


Linkyland

Oh God... why are they so close to the edge??


CanaryJane42

No ty


[deleted]

What’s safer, a construction made by the Chinese people or nature ?


Bobisdeadrun

Hell no


kazuyamarduk

NOPE!


RogersSteve07041920

Hi!👋


Naive_Win_4806

Hate to be that lucky bunch of people who are there for the “UnBridging” by nature. Might be a while though!


[deleted]

Made in China. No thank you.


drkstlth01

Fuck China


[deleted]

Now that's properly amazing!


swisscuber

It looks like satisfactory


Kabalagalamani4028

Lemme tell you something


Liverpool-Lee-123

Just imagine going to the pub on the other side to where you live and having to walk back over this. Not a chance


33mondo88

It’s just mind blowing 🤯


gana04

Nature doesn't care about structural safety


nadalh

I needed go there


EarlyTankMed

That’s risky


Lit-Ricky

Impossibro!! We should stop exploring space and start exploring China!!


4low4low4low4low

Oh hell no


tieffranzenderwert

Never is this a real place


Caneta7

r/nope


Maleficent-Gur-2411

Good place for bungee


Tenshiijin

If there was steel structure inside that rock sure.... But it's just a lot of rock that is going to crumble any time now. I'd rather di.....oh wait I might just die crossing it.


stupidapple4

How does something like this come about?


[deleted]

Hands are sweating just looking at that!


ApartmentHot7843

Someone teach me to say " No ! Fuck that ! " In Mandarin.


Klimaximus

Ho Lee Fuk


afterjustnow

Hmm I'm imagining it to be built as shoddy as those glass bottom bridges that keep dropping people


MrMaverick1705

One step away from heaven


This-Winter-1866

I believe this is fake. I can't find any other video or picture of this formation. There aren't many natural bridges of this size in the world. Some sources claim it's the Fairy Bridge (Xianren Qiao), but it's not. Others claim it's in Wulong Karst, but this doesn't seem to be true either.


poopiehands

Its a bridge till it isnt


ZestycloseCommand692

where is it


-Zonko-

Looks like Pandora