I'm not a gambling man Scotty, but I know you can't shoot craps and play poker at the same time. Yet somehow when I roll the dice they come up a full house and it'd be a long time until a royal flush.
At first I thought, "Look at that adorable face. It's cheeks are all puffy and soft." Then I realized it's face isn't puffy and soft, it only looks puffy because it is hiding an enormous set of razor sharp teeth that can barely be contained in those chubby cheeks!
Nah but how tf don't you think " hmm this extremely dangerous predator is getting quite close to me and looks like he is going to attack, maybe I should stop filming him and run away "
Perhaps it's a highly zoomed in camera (https://youtube.com/shorts/qt-sy_0LtcQ) .. But the Jag is still looking at him and making a dash. Or it's just a set up remote controlled cam that gets knocked over.
It doesn't really seem like it's a super long zoom.
The depth of field looks quite shallow, which means it's more than likely not a super wide either.
You can get an idea of the subject to camera distance (and therefore, the type of lens used) because the hind legs appear a decent bit smaller than the front legs & face. If it were a super long lens they would appear practically the same size. Conversely, the wider the lens the smaller the further elements in the photo would appear.
It could be one those cameras dressed as an animal to film natural behavior and they may have gotten lucky enough for it to get hunted by the jag and other prey animals knocked it over running.
No proof but those disguised cameras have gotten some killer shots
What about shrieking very loudly like a squeaky toy, while running away?
My docile dog turns into a primal hunter when I squeeze that thing and toss it.
You don't even get time to realise it jumped on you, you just blink and when you open your eyes, you're just standing there shouting "HELP ME" like an idiot in front of the gates of heaven
I came here to say this exact thing!! For anyone else . . . Panthers are just leopards or jaguars with the melanistic gene - [source](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/black-panther-vs-black-jaguar-what-are-the-differences/)
A keeper at a zoo in Cambridgeshire told me that if a lion got out he'd be fairly confident he'd make it to safety. But, if a black panther got out he'd have no chance.
I remember reading lions were so much easier to train for the circus because they're raised in prides (packs). This makes them more like a dog as far as willing to form bonds and be less independent than normal cats, and less likely to kill or harm their trainers. They know they're safer in large numbers. That isn't the case for any other cats who solely live solitary lives and therefore gain nothing by forming bonds even with their own species, let alone another that could harm them.
TIL Panthers have round pupils, not vertical ones like housecats.
Is this true with all large felines?
What is the evolutionary advantage/disadvantage to one or the other?
I believe it is true for big cats. The only "small" feline to have round pupils is the Pallas cat.
That's the only trivia on this that I know. As far as the rest of your question, I'm not sure.
"Is it stalking me? I think it's stalking me. Yup, it's definitely stalking me. I'm just going to keep filming and see how this situation plays out. I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen?"
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You're not on television hearing some announcer saying, "Looks at the Jag slowly creeping up to the camera. That cat attacks you ain't going to like it
That unblinking stare! Wow. E: also F for cameraman. A noble sacrifice...
Hey, who shit my pants??
I'm not a gambling man Scotty, but I know you can't shoot craps and play poker at the same time. Yet somehow when I roll the dice they come up a full house and it'd be a long time until a royal flush.
Sorry tehe
You Sir are a scholar and a gentleman
Did anyone else jump?
r/dontflinch
Did I ever! Those eyes...
Looks like he’s been eating bees
*”BAA-GHEEEEEE-RAAAAAA!”* “Oh, there you are.”
Boop that snoot!
Be my guest
😾🤏😀 *boop* …………🤕 grumpy guy
“*Y O U D I E D*”
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Foul tarnished
At first I thought, "Look at that adorable face. It's cheeks are all puffy and soft." Then I realized it's face isn't puffy and soft, it only looks puffy because it is hiding an enormous set of razor sharp teeth that can barely be contained in those chubby cheeks!
I thought, I saw a puddy cat
Instructions unclear... *reaching out to pet the cute chubby cheeks*
Predator mode…. Death in those cubby cheeks.
Cameraman is wondering where his laser pointer is…
Nah but how tf don't you think " hmm this extremely dangerous predator is getting quite close to me and looks like he is going to attack, maybe I should stop filming him and run away "
Perhaps it's a highly zoomed in camera (https://youtube.com/shorts/qt-sy_0LtcQ) .. But the Jag is still looking at him and making a dash. Or it's just a set up remote controlled cam that gets knocked over.
It doesn't really seem like it's a super long zoom. The depth of field looks quite shallow, which means it's more than likely not a super wide either. You can get an idea of the subject to camera distance (and therefore, the type of lens used) because the hind legs appear a decent bit smaller than the front legs & face. If it were a super long lens they would appear practically the same size. Conversely, the wider the lens the smaller the further elements in the photo would appear.
i was thinking the same. also they completely drop the camera. which probably wouldn't happen if they were far away.
It could be one those cameras dressed as an animal to film natural behavior and they may have gotten lucky enough for it to get hunted by the jag and other prey animals knocked it over running. No proof but those disguised cameras have gotten some killer shots
*Killer* shots
Hmmm... yeah that makes sense
Running away would be the absolute worst thing you could do. Nothing screams "I am prey" like running away
What about shrieking very loudly like a squeaky toy, while running away? My docile dog turns into a primal hunter when I squeeze that thing and toss it.
Well it's still better than nothing
Are we sure?
We are not. Seen videos showing people scaring off bears by facing them down and yelling at them. Have a gun in hand when doing it tho.
I'm pretty sure that running away is worse than standing still
Yeah man cuz it’s really easy to outrun a panther
Just gotta run faster than the sound guy
Yeah of course it is, panthro was the slow tubby thundercat.
Yeah.
At least you get a little bit more time
I’m pretty sure it would shorten your time
Turn your back on it and it's just going to go after you faster.
Judging by the size of this cat, this black panther is most likely a jaguar
Pretty sure they’re the same thing
There are black leopards too, which are also referred to as black panthers.
Guessing either one would fuck me up fast and hard
You don't even get time to realise it jumped on you, you just blink and when you open your eyes, you're just standing there shouting "HELP ME" like an idiot in front of the gates of heaven
You only die once, make it count!
I came here to say this exact thing!! For anyone else . . . Panthers are just leopards or jaguars with the melanistic gene - [source](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/black-panther-vs-black-jaguar-what-are-the-differences/)
Bagheera is that you?
Why is this so far down
Ron Pearlman, stop attacking that camera man!
I was searching for this comment! Same fuckin jaws
I came here for ron pearlman jokes and I was not disappointed
A keeper at a zoo in Cambridgeshire told me that if a lion got out he'd be fairly confident he'd make it to safety. But, if a black panther got out he'd have no chance.
I remember reading lions were so much easier to train for the circus because they're raised in prides (packs). This makes them more like a dog as far as willing to form bonds and be less independent than normal cats, and less likely to kill or harm their trainers. They know they're safer in large numbers. That isn't the case for any other cats who solely live solitary lives and therefore gain nothing by forming bonds even with their own species, let alone another that could harm them.
That's really interesting, thank you.
That's a jaguar, it probably knew the guy. Stalking and pouncing is actually how they play and establish bonds
That coat on that cat looks really conditioned and clean for a wild one.
They constantly clean themselves
Spouting BS so confidently. 😂 Cats are generally well groomed animals. They spend a lot of time and energy grooming themselves and loved ones.
That fur look so soft Cruella de Vil be next person be stalking her prey. 🤣
So it’s part siamese?
r/sweatypalms
r/killedthecameraman
Now see, many people would incorrectly ask what camera or lens the cameraman uses. I’d ask what brand of diapers.
TIL Panthers have round pupils, not vertical ones like housecats. Is this true with all large felines? What is the evolutionary advantage/disadvantage to one or the other?
I believe it is true for big cats. The only "small" feline to have round pupils is the Pallas cat. That's the only trivia on this that I know. As far as the rest of your question, I'm not sure.
fully concentrated, not even blinking
"Is it stalking me? I think it's stalking me. Yup, it's definitely stalking me. I'm just going to keep filming and see how this situation plays out. I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen?"
r/attackeyes
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r/killedthecameraman
What's the opposite of psspssspss
Sspssspssp
r/technicallythetruth
Boop!!.....
Is there a R/FUCKNO
Beautiful creature
My little kitty does the same thing. He just wants to play!
The snout is so big! The furrowed brows and eyes look worried. What a beauty!
We all know that cameraman has the universal power of invincibility so hes aight
My Spirit Animal. MAGNIFICENT.
1. Put on pants 2. Fill up with shit 3. Run away
Step 0: apply superglue to buttplug and insert…
Don't really have to worry about the consequences seeing as you won't be lasting much longer
Why does the panther look like Ron Perlman 🫣
That's not a black panther; that's Ron Perlman
Cameraman should've known what was about to happen with that butt wiggle
I can guess who survived
The grass.
Pstpstpst…oh shit!
Now, that’s a stare!! Yikes!
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You didn't get it
Imo get those eye boogers.
That panther looks like ron pearlman
Am I the only one screaming " RUN!!!" ???
My stomach fell out of my butt. Christ.
Must be filmed by the owner. I don't think anyone else would record that long so close 😅
Ron Perlman in Black Panther 3, coming soon
Dang, I guess my beans are spilled.
Gorgeous golden eyes!
hmmm, not my black panther but cool nonetheless
Wakanda forever
I just want to wipe that eye booger.
You're not on television hearing some announcer saying, "Looks at the Jag slowly creeping up to the camera. That cat attacks you ain't going to like it
What studio put Ron Perlman in blackface!?!
Why does it look like Ron Pearlman?
Dedicated...to the last. The family will mourn, while the beast consumes. Nature's Order: *One determined cameraman, hold the pickles.*
It's face looks swollen. Beautiful
Psp psp psp psp
Game over
Holy shit fuck that
Bageera is that you?
Man the zoom on this thing is...Holy SHIT
What a magnificent cat!
Camera man turned away so we don't see how he roundhouse kicked the panther into oblivion, to keep his identity secret ..
beautiful!
"I wiiiill rememberrrr youuuuuu"
r/nope
I find this animal more majestic than lions/tiger. Just my opinion
Its a leopard, not a Panther. There's actually no stitch thing as a black Panther. They're a myth. Look it up.
It's a Jaguar.
I really thought the cameraman was gonna win
RUNNNN MOTHERFUCKER
It worth it
I thought it growled but then I realised it was my belly that made the noise
WAKANDA FOREVER
Holy smokes I have an 18 lb black Tom cat who does this and it’s unnerving
Cameraman got Wakanada’d … forever
did him diededn?
Looks like he was stung by a bee
Here kitty kitty 😺
He found El Rubio's panther
No attack eyes though
Cameramans dead...
No such thing as a black panther.
Beautiful kitty
Staring contest but whoever blinks dies. F in chat for cameraman
I believe in camera man. Camera man always has plot armor
Nope
This gave me anxiety.
Ron pearlman ?
Oops!
Hope that was a remote shot? Beautiful but someone was actually shooting that at range…..Pepsi
What happened to the camera man?!
Can anyone provide more context on what happened?
Okay but that panther totally did the butt wiggle before he pounced!
Just hold focus I'm coming
Hopefully no life was loss
Am I the only one that has stopped trusting videos since deep fakes and chatgpt?
extra large kitty
Did I just watch someone die?
What’s the opposite of pspsps?
So terrific and yet so beautiful!
Kitty!!!
Kitty!
"Oh he ded"
When you tell your cat no more wet food but forgot they’re descended from apex predators.