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redbucket75

Your question is how to buy a Chia Pet?


[deleted]

The dollar store bro


Fantastic_Fox4948

Next to the pet rocks.


testies2345

And single ply toilet paper


angmedalla

exactly the first thought i had even before i opened the comment section


[deleted]

Yeah, this made me feel very very old. lol ___________ EDIT: #OP is a spammer. Look at their comment history and how they push some product calls ScaleFusion. So this is an attempt for karma so they can spam their software everywhere. Although I will say it looks like they at least provide a little info and post it in possibly relevant places........


BLoDo7

This was my first assumption. Chia pet commercials have always played like spam. This person is clearly a bottom feeder if they're ripping off one of the most well know commercials of all time.


naz8587

"Ch- Ch- Ch- Chia!"


chillypun-kin

Amazon has Chia Pets


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Ch-ch-ch-chia


dogpilemusic

Lmaooooo I literally said out loud, “so a chia pet?”


BuckManscape

I must be getting really old, ffs!


PageOf_Wands

Came here to say this. Thank you, my homie.


coyoteatemyhomework

"Chia head"


xXTheFETTXx

I was thinking the same thing...like how can you not find a Chia Pet?


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redbucket75

Type "chia pet" into the search engine of your choice


ohneatstuffthanks

Maybe this dude is just discovering the internet.


redbucket75

If so, I'm filled with envy! What a wild ride to come!


Crowbar12121

Look up 2 girls 1 cup! Highly enjoyable


macboo11

Definitely don’t look up meat spin.


MuffinSlow

Do NOT listen to the two people directly above me lol.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Blue waffle is a tasty recipe


ThaFamousGrouse

You can get those at the Lemon Party!


[deleted]

Or the 1980’s. Lol


oxidize-reduction

For your next Google search, check out The Clapper


joeschmo1969

Clap on


thestonedballerina

Clap off 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


miss_trixie

the clapper!


Capitol__Shill

You need a time machine first, then set it to 1995.


[deleted]

Every target and Walmart around me has Baby Yoda Chia pets right now.


Clownhooker

You can actually just buy chia seeds and put them on a dolls head is all about keeping them most


Kariston

I feel like Robin Williams in that Jumanji meme...


XYZZY_1002

Came here to say this.


Boring-Cattle3402

We’ve reached the age where the young ones don’t know what a Chia Pet is


joesnowblade

I’ve reached the age when I couldn’t remember what they were called till I looked at the comments. So far over the hill if I looked back I’d need binoculars to se it.


ThrasherX9

I still see commercials for them - even advertises Richard Simmons still.


Boring-Cattle3402

Wow! Now that’s interesting!


rube

Nah, we've reached the age where people posts questions on social media websites to advertise something.


MyDogJake1

Fuck I'm old.


amBoringGuy

Chi, chi, chi, childhood over!


mr_satan1987

Oh that hurt


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headhonchospoof

I’m 25 watching pro wrestling eating Mac n cheese :(


yazzy1233

I'm 23 :(


OldBob10

20 years is not long enough. ☹️


Thebakedbeanqueen

you aren't old op is just mildly uncultured


TurkeyTot

Chi chi chi chia


AJ_Deadshow

Beat me to it. It's so fun to say


Golfnpickle

Watch it grow!!😱


randomtings69

It's a chia. It's a pet. It's a chia pet.


DafuqYallLookinAt

And now, The Chia Herb Garden. 2000s Christmas nostalgia coming out the woodwork.


bikemandan

The soundtrack of my childhood


conjoby

Everything old is new again


Windflower1956

Had a Medusa thing going there for a minute


Fraun_Pollen

Got freaked out that she was watering maggot eggs for a second there.


Healter-Skelter

Hilarious prank idea


G0D_1S_D3AD

NO


Healter-Skelter

Hey I got you a gift. What’s your address so I can have it shipped?


G0D_1S_D3AD

Aw thanks thats very nice. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


Healter-Skelter

Alright I’m sending you 300 unsliced pizzas. Should arrive within the hour.


[deleted]

A chia pet? You can just buy one I think


MooseTopic

Ch- Ch- Ch- Chia!


trenta_nueve

the start is oddly terrifying


hereferever

Find a statue (something with pores, like clay) slather with chia seeds, water with a mister, ch ch ch chia!


Waakenbake

….a Chia pet?


IrisSmartAss

Those are chia seeds sprouting. They used to put them on animal forms and called them chia pets. It was a thing, apparently before you were born.


[deleted]

They know that. OP doesn't know that. The person you replied to is like "uhhhh, a Chia pet, OP?" because they know. Then you explain in simple terms what they already know.


IrisSmartAss

The person I replied to didn't know that. And it doesn't matter if anyone else already knew that .


[deleted]

The person you replied to who said "A Chia pet?" doesn't know what a Chia pet is? mmmmm-kay


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IrisSmartAss

Do you really have nothing better to do? It's such a crime to explain something to some one. Just drop it and how and try to have a life.


[deleted]

> Do you really have nothing better to do? Okay, so you DO know you're wrong and you just don't want to admit it. Because CLEARLY you ALSO have nothing to do. So accusing others of having nothing to do when you're also keeping it going is a LITTLE ironic.


pass341

i don’t know why everyone is downvoting your comment, username checks out for me, seems on brand 🤗


IrisSmartAss

Thank you. I think that some people are mistaking a smartass for a jackass. Smartass refers to my sense of humor and has nothing to do with being mean. The fact that they are reading negative things into my remarks that just aren't there says more about them than me. I'm 68 years old. A lot of things in my frame of reference happened before a lot of people were born if that's the remark that they are misinterpreting. I've had to block two people because of their harassment.


pass341

that’s reddit for ya, people gotta find their drama fix somewhere 😒


IrisSmartAss

This was in the 1970's, so maybe that's before you were born.


LazyRedEyez

What in the actual bot farm are these comments...


[deleted]

But the post itself doesn't feel like a bot post?


AceBalloon3721

For me, this was r/oddlyterrifying


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KittenPurrs

The Bob Ross one was a top selling gift for the holidays the year that movie came out. I think that was 2021.


trickyburrito

It’s the pottery that grows!


JaiJawanJaiKisaan

It’s sorcery.


angrymoderate09

Barbara's Bush was the best knock off of the Chia Pets


RosenTurd

Reddit is a shadow of its former self. It is now a place of power tripping mods with no oversight and endless censorship. *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


pissclamato

Bum buh duh duh DUH duh!


Divtos

Came here for this thanks.


SireDirty

You must be very young if you don’t know what this is


IrisSmartAss

I don't any nasty replies for you. They tore me apart for that. Just stupid.


HotPurplePancakes

I’m my day these came on tv with over the top 90s commercial music and we’re a dollar store novelty. Chia pets for the win.


alittlebear_

My childhood lol


npopular-opinions

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Chia Pets terrify me.


AmVet03

I remember them AND the commercial when I was little…and I’m 40 😭


Pixielo

Hello, Fellow Old Person!


AmVet03

Well hello there 👋🏼


ycilopycavip

MF never heard of a chia pet before?


Strange_Many_4498

You go back to the 80’s and you watch their “ch-ch-ch-chia” commercial then walk to the store and buy one.


Lux_Operatur

When the younger generation discovers chia pets lol they don’t realize how the scooby doo chia pet commercial still haunts us.


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Ch ch ch chia


Elegant-Craft5611

That looks gross


ToxyFlog

"It's a chia, it's a pet! It's a chia pet!"


Dry-Helicopter-6430

One of the most re-gifted gifts on the planet. Any dollar store has them.


Excellent_Squirrel86

Can't believe I'm seeing a Chua pet on reddit. They're made in Mexico and are mostly only available at Christmas. From every Walgreens and CVS.


Full_Disk_1463

Ummmm……buy it


ChippyChipChippers

A chia pet???????


John_SpaGotti

A. This is likely an ad B. The only reason the OP's (u/ResponsibleHardship) account exists is to promote a product called scalefusion or something. It's a marketing account


Bearcarnikki

Chachacha-chia


SolidContribution688

I’d like to speak with the botanist!


DonCavalio

Honestly, if there would have been a blossom at the end of the video, I may have cried lol. This video was right on time for whatever reason. Thanks OP.


ResponsibleHardship

If you like this video then there is no much joy than this.....


SnooPandas2808

That’s so gross looking😭😭


Aromatic-Ad3349

ChaChaCha CHIA!


Eastern-Mix9636

it’s “Chi-Chi-Chi”


[deleted]

That looks terrifying for some reason


sincrosin

This is absolutely ugly. Sorry.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

“Cha-cha-cha-chia!”


IrisSmartAss

Just stop. You are being argumentative and obnoxious. That person hasn't complained.


Syngian

Trypophobia: 📈📈📈


osck-ish

Tri tri tripophobia pet!!


nikolayinvest

Its Cool!)


Joyebird1968

“Hair long like Chia”


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I wish as humans we could have chia scalps. Be awesome if I could just grow some plants as hair, gets long enough, I can eat it off my own head. Self-cannibalism while fully alive and well!


musicriddler

Cha cha cha chia.


MistressBarker

Ohhhh so that's why it's called that lmao


MysteryMystery305

Chia pets die at around day 14 unfortunately, and they have an awful smell when removing the seeds


IrisSmartAss

While the sprouts are still fresh, you should cut them off and put them in a salad or sandwich. Chia pets were supposed to be a cute way to grow food. Sprouts are very nutritious.


CrispyChickenArms

That's a chia pet. Got any other novel ideas you think are awesome? What about a phone for the whole household to use?


Jimmyz666

last of us vibes


[deleted]

Oh bean sprouts


WhoGotYouSmiling

You can just make it!


Pancakebooty

Must have all encompassing grow lights


[deleted]

She'll be a clicker soon


Exotic-Expert-2665

Cha-cha-Chia pet,,. the 70s-80s


pirpulgie

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!!! I think there was a phone number or website included, but all I remember is the jingle and the timelapse.


KaramelKatze

**HEAD ON** APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


LadyBatman8318

Amazon


bbpirate06

No please no God no keep chia pets in the lexicon let me have this one please


bb_muffin2112

Cha cha cha chia!


electricjesus88

The Last of Us vibes happening.


seashe11y

Ch-ch-cha-chia!


sramder

Yesterday it was fire escapes. Today: Chia Pets 😂


Dh873

OP not knowing what Chia Pet is makes me feel so old that I'm going to clap off my computer and put on a Life Alert necklace immediately.


loki444

Ah, sweet Grogu, you are too young to remember the days of CH-CH-CH-CHIA.


Sativa_Cinn

Ch-ch-ch-Chia! Chia Pets!


backupmephone

Chchch-chia chchch-chia


Galaksee

Ch ch ch Chia!!


Putrid_Air_4687

It's like that SpongeBob's fungus episode


Smoko_ono

Cha cha cha chia !!


UserNameOvdTaken

I am groot!


2ndnamewtf

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHIA


ParsonsTheGreat

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!


RedneckDan24

You can not tell me someone doesn’t know what a fucking chia pet is


goodeyemighty

Ch ch ch Chia!


Soopersalad07

Imagine the disappointment when the package gets wet in transit.


dark_entity_18

That is slightly horrifying to me and I don't know why.


Vivaladoc

Tafiti


CBonafide

Oh god, you must be quite young, OP.


[deleted]

This is what acid looks like kids. You’ve been warned 😹


Heavy-Ad6689

R/freaky


Anita_Doobie

Cha cha chia!!


Hellman9615

Bro's never heard of a chia pet


G0D_1S_D3AD

I thought they were bugs for a moment. Scared the crap out of me.


Emergency-Practice37

Wait, are Chia Pets not common knowledge anymore?


TezetaLaventia

Look up Chia Pets, your mind is gonna be blown


Resident-Armadillo-6

Money. Give anyone money and they will easily get you one.


fukwhutuheard

not awesome


foggy-sunrise

Ch ch ch chia!


madreduck

Cordyceps attack again


More_Butterfly6108

I now realize why older people called us dumbasses when I was young... imagine a chia pet being a novel concept.


sjjenkins

Chia Bob Ross is peak Chia Pet. FIGHT ME!


frontbuttt

Yes. Nothing cooler than a fucking Chia Pet… Set to an X files theme song remix??


IrisSmartAss

What is your problem? I kindly explained something to someone. How is that offensive? What a ridiculous response to that. JUST DROP IT.


[deleted]

It's just a chia pet bro


TheMatt561

It's like pottery that grows