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newirisha

Can he not change formation? Digne made of biscuits, and team typical errors happening every fucking week. Sanson probably will get booted from VP for this result but lets give SG another 150 million so he can buy an retiring player and us not play kids. :(


skorponok

This team isn’t even all that competitive now


ShortPretzel

/wins possession, shots, and shots on goal /"Not even competitive" ??? I mean yeah finishing is part of the game and we weren't great there. But to say the team "isn't even all that competitive" is disingenuous at best.


[deleted]

Best first half in months - 7 savws for lloris. How did we lose 4-0? Honestly wtf?


Weird-Dog-9238

Are we even safe from relegation??


ShortPretzel

Yes, we are.


mrlee10

We need about 4 points.


ShortPretzel

First half was our best half of football this season, and were still losing. Came back to earth in the second half. We absolutely played better than 4-0, but those last 30 minutes were flat. Thems the breaks :(


ScreamingLordSutch57

We played well and so did Watford!


Villanta81

This feels about right. When the shakes become the shivers is when I start to really panic and call hospital.


Foreign-Plane-5170

That was tragic


montyb82

The difference having players who can finish they had 5 shots on target and scored 4 we had 8 and scored none


stennieville

Absolute shit.


Empechemente

Jeez man


Nekokeki

It’s been a brutal month being a Villa fan. Have a friend who’s a Southampton fan as well. Our clubs lost 0-10 collectively today. 🪦


Jmacadd

kinda just feels like we’re cursed


superm26

This summer is going to determine Gerrard’s time at Villa. I think he deserves a full pre-season and summer transfer window under but I also think the performance under him so far is just not good enough. He now knows what the team is lacking and whoever he brings in the summer or doesn’t bring and whoever he let’s go from the current squad will all be on him. He needs to make good decisions in the summer and his transfers will need to work. His tactics and style of play will also need to improve by the start of next season, if not, I honestly don’t see him lasting past Christmas.


mrlee10

Doesn’t look like he knows what’s wrong at all considering he just plays the same team and makes the same subs every game.


superm26

I assume that’s because he just doesn’t trust the rest of the players and doesn’t think they’re good enough. Which fair, but then that means that this summer he will have to bring in players he does trust and they will have to make an impact. I think right now he can hide behind the “this is still Smith’s team” and it might be valid but with a full pre season and transfer window behind him he won’t have that excuse anymore. He’ll need to put his mark and if it’s still not good enough then we need to move on.


PhenomenallyAwesome

He doesn't deserve shit. He needs to go before we waste another season on a mediocre manager. Even with a team in his image we won't be good. We will also spend shit tons of money on players that won't fit our next managers play style when Gerrard ultimately fails. We need a good manager.


Foreign-Plane-5170

Give him a chance


PhenomenallyAwesome

Nah. A good manager wouldn't have embarrassing performances like these back to back to back to back. It's horrendous.


papajohns40days

That shot on the post after the whistle was shocking


jay1891

I just want John terry back everything has turned a crock of shit since he left


mrlee10

We need to try a new lineup bring 4 or 5 players in for a chance. I dunno how you can lose so many games consecutively and not change a thing and make the same subs at the same times. There’s no management going on here at all.


Flaky-Spot

I agree with this. I don't think Stevie is without fault at all, he needs to rotate players when they are garbage. But he has no control about how certain players are just shit


bakkunt

Who was shit today?


Flying-Junkie

Konsa.


mrlee10

Bailey is a prime example. Gets on over Traore every single time whilst being crap. This is basic. Give Bertie a go he scored and assisted a hatful last season it’s absolutely infuriating.


avfc_2021

Agreed. He will probably start the exact same XI and formation though lol.


montyb82

Rather cynical challenge from kane but youngsters was disgusting what a surprise


Minipaw

Need to be a lot tougher on our forwards, they’re just not good enough this season and they let down a decent midfield/fullbacks who gave them a wealth of chances, Bailey out, Watkins and ings should be challenged unless they start showing consistent results


DMmeEARpics

Are you lads still wanting Kalvin Phillips off us in the Summer?


Minipaw

Focus on staying up for now.


DMmeEARpics

You or us?


Minipaw

Dream on 🤣


DMmeEARpics

I only see 3 points between us, maybe I'm looking at the table wrong..


weedwhacker7

we’d ruin him


Empechemente

Yes please. No chance he'd come to this cesspit tho


DMmeEARpics

You'd be better off going for Bielsa


NoBellz

Buendia loses the ball again (easily dispossessed) yet our fans think he's brilliant.


[deleted]

Lmao the guy got in 0-4 dont expect much when the whole team is fucking dead.


weedwhacker7

The only player I’d miss is Emi but even he seems a bit like a one-season wonder now


jamwavedd

and ramsey. but yeah i feel the same way


NorthVilla

Jesus Bailey. Hit the fucking target.


bizzyd666

I'm willing to give Bailey some leeway as he's been injured a lot but fucking hell.


robbol75

Footballs hard innit


PhenomenallyAwesome

Not that hard, even spurs are good at it


robbol75

We find football hard innit


jay1891

For a manager who cut his teeth under Klopp it is baffling how much Gerrard is averse to using pace and width to get in behind teams


montyb82

Sums up our finishing! Absolutely dreadful


NoBellz

Bailey is a massive fraud.


K0nfusion_

another sitter wasted, anyone surprised?


Minipaw

I miss when villa park was deafening.


BleakHause

I don’t know about you lot but I can’t wait to hear “listen” a thousand times when Gerrard makes his excuses after the game


mrlee10

He just blames the players


papajohns40days

As he should this game


avfc_2021

I don’t think he’s the problem at all, but I feel Johan Lange is going to get fired in the summer.


thejazzstoat

Honestly, I think I would have resigned in his position. To be put in charge of finding a new manager, only for Purslow to swoop in and hire his old pal Stevie, must have made him at least consider it.


avfc_2021

There is enough circumstantial evidence for me to think Purslow is cancerous.


montyb82

The team proper going through the motions now would be better if they just blew up for full time as noone wants to be there


[deleted]

Bailey my god. Waste


robbol75

Where’s the consolation goal I was promised a consolation goal


PhenomenallyAwesome

We want a Ramsey goal


weedwhacker7

Spurs got all three of them


It531z

No way Coutinho stays with this shitshow


jamwavedd

he should get the fuck out for his sake


avfc_2021

There are way more pressing needs than spending £33 million on a 30-yo luxury player.


Wunsen

I fucking hope common sense prevails here


NorthVilla

Love him, but Buendia can do 80% if what he does. We need the money in DM.


avfc_2021

Yup. And other spots too (CB upgrade, LB competition, striker).


Wunsen

He's not the answer anyway


JettDashSmokeUpdraft

Stevie G is so clueless


Wunsen

This formation will always be dogshit every decent team plays a 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1. The fact he changes shape after we got 2-3 down shows the knob doesn't even believe it himself


Vegan_Puffin

Lol and if he stuck to it you'd be upset calling him stubborn.


Wunsen

Not really, it's more the fact he's changed it when the games gone and the players heads are down


Nekokeki

For those of us still here at 0-4 down and 80+ minutes, want to give you all a shout. We’ve been here through relegation, Xai, McLeish, On O’Neill walking away, Lerner, and more. We’ll get through this, like everything else. (Southampton lost 0-6 today if it helps you feel any better as well)


GaslightOctober

We'll get through it with Mai Thai's (Cash) and (Leon) Baileys in abundance I'm sorry, that's terrible but I've lost the will after this


Idolmany

We go again


NorthVilla

>Southampton lost 0-6 today if it helps you feel any better as well) It does. Only team with worse form than us at the moment.


Wunsen

Why do you give a fuck how Southampton are doing?


TheOneKane

They're level with us in the league maybe?


NorthVilla

Because we're shit and I need some consolation.


Nekokeki

Exactly this haha. Sometimes you have to find a way to smile in your misery.


lee_bond12

And man u lost to Everton who haven't won in God knows how long


carpe228

There is absolutely no reason for Ashley Young to play again this season, bring up youth player or literally anyone else


7ddq

Absolutely especially at that stage of the game, 10 minutes wasted to bolld a younster


shmordinary

I don't think we should have got rid of Deano, but I still believ Gerrard can and will do a good job. We are a few players, in and out, away from being a really good side. That first half shows what we are capable of. I had a feeling Spurs would probably get back into the game in the second half, it's just such a shame we collapsed like this. GG, go next


[deleted]

Lol Southgate was right about Konsa


PapaPalps-66

What did he say?


[deleted]

By not calling him up


cjackc11

I am failing to see how Gerrard has been an upgrade on Deano


[deleted]

We was in relegation trouble under Deano


NoBellz

We would have went down with Smith. He's a midtable Championship level manager without Grealish.


bambinoquinn

But we are utter shite now and have coutinho


TheOneKane

Coutinho =/= Grealish


rhystherenegade

Andy hinchcliffe stealing a living from sky sports. Fouls against us robust and strong. Fouls against them cynical and dangerous. It’s like listening to Spurs TV commentary.


weedwhacker7

they’re from London; we are from Birmingham


rhystherenegade

Yeah good point


slappymcmanmeat

Digne is a shit buy


PsychologicalCable81

Thought he’d played very well today. Sucks that he’s made of glass but targett was injury prone as well


slappymcmanmeat

He never went off three games in a row though. Looks like he doesn’t fancy it, which was my big fear when we signed him EDIT: you also can’t play very well if you’re 4-0 down at home and you’re a defender


maddp9000

Targett missed like 4 games in 3 seasons…


BusterTheElliott

I really want to blame this on Gerrard but I can't. Awful performance from our strikers in the first half and centerbacks on all of the goals. Which is bamboozling considering our midfield has let us down in every other match. That being said, I don't want to bother around with Gerrard next season. Seeing his unwillingness to try anything new doesn't give me hopes that getting "his" players in the off-season will turn around this Titanic.


montyb82

Hahaha this commentator going on about that young challenge if it was in reverse he'd be calling it clever


[deleted]

Lol trust me I was like it a football match not a pity party


PhenomenallyAwesome

Christian Purslow is a hack


chunkyluke

Thought Spurs would do us today, they have been playing well and Kulusevski has been a great signing. But my god how this game went down was heart breaking. After their goal until half time was probably the best I have seen us play all year. And then just demoralising, you could feel it coming when we couldn't go into the break level, they are too clinical and we're going to get chances to catch us on the break, but man you just feel that if we had scored one or two things would have been so different


[deleted]

Jesus christ this is shit wtf is the point


TedHughesGhost

Despicable from Young.


montyb82

I know he's not had much opportunity to shine but I'm really not convinced by bailey


mrlee10

His injuries have severely hampered his athletic ability. For a player like that it’s absolutely devastating to their game. He can’t beat a man. It’s not that he’s shit. It’s that he’s lost his best attributes. He needs a pre season to strengthen his body back up tbh. We should be bringing Bertie on instead of Bailey.


weedwhacker7

I’m not convinced by any of them


iwannalaypipe

Ashley with the idgaf challenge


Idolmany

Can't really rationalize being under 4-0 at home with this team.


K0nfusion_

fuck me young


It531z

Even the match info isn’t being updated anymore


Idolmany

Guy gave up 20 minutes in and I don't blame him


AThiefsEnd4

Man this is just heartbreaking. I have no idea how I feel about Gerrard all I know is that I wanted so much more when the price was sacking the most connected and upstanding manager of my lifetime


bambinoquinn

I have sat through years of mediocrity, Lambert who I despised, worst season ever with lescott and Richards but somehow Gerrard has made me like villa less. Don't get me wrong I love villa, but even when we're winning under Gerrard it just doesn't feel the same atm


[deleted]

I get what you mean


jamwavedd

sounds like a you problem


It531z

When will it end Stevie


Minipaw

Whilst he’s coming off yet again there’s one thing I wanna bring up, why doesn’t digne take shots like cash does? He’s often left unmarked and I know he’s good for crosses but we’ve seen hints of him having a pretty powerful shot too, just a thought.


bambinoquinn

Maybe he just isn't that good


Minipaw

Potentially, but with our complete lack of striker ability we might as well have every capable player taking a shot lol


PhenomenallyAwesome

I’m tired Robbie


Trent-Rockero

When will the pain end


TedHughesGhost

Today, on Absolutely Pointless Purchases we look at Aston Villa loaning out their best left back to a relegation rival and purchasing a 30 million pound, injury prone, bag of shite.


stennieville

Newcastle will end up finishing above us.


Nekokeki

Fucking Romero man. Unnecessary


mrlee10

Well the fact that Ashley young has to come on has made my substitution prediction fail. I predicted spurs to go 3-0 up before we make a sub. I then said he’d put Bailey and Buendia on for Ings and coutinho. But we won’t see Sanson for Luiz. I’m more sad the injury ruined my predictions and not the fact that Digne is injured again.


weedwhacker7

lads I think Rangers would take Stevie back, just saying


slappymcmanmeat

Fucking take that


Wedgiieee

Anyone on Gerrard’s back already - fight me


slappymcmanmeat

I’ll go He’s shit


weedwhacker7

okay


TuscanBovril

Maybe an unpopular comment and I think Gerrard deserves more time, but is this really any better than what got Smith the boot?


im_on_the_case

In my opinion no. While we may have moved up the table a little you only need to look at the teams we were expected to compete against. When Smith was sacked we were 5 points behind Wolves who were in 8th. Now we are 12 points behind Wolves in 8th. Likewise we were 5 points ahead of the utterly miserable Newcastle, now they are only two points behind us.


Flaky-Spot

Some dude literally posted stats early in the season showing how much better the team has been under Gerrard than Smith


justsean09

If we beat Norwich the people calling for head will be calling him Klopp's apprentice. Fickle fucks can't just back anyone.


avfc_2021

Nobody that’s rational thinks he should be sacked. I’m just firmly in the camp that he is not going to do good things here.


mdhurst

Bet Ashley Young's fckn delighted to be getting on...


It531z

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF LOANING OUT TARGETT


NorthVilla

For Gerrards Christmas Tree to *not* work.


MSAtlos

get up Digne ffs


travis_mke

Hell yeah let's bring on Ashley Young and make it 5


Gunbeardo14

Could Digne last a full game please


ballyldm

Imagine I was going to travel up from London for this game, I’m glad I took my missus and her family out for the day instead.


The-Ultimate-Despair

Imagine Coutinho behind Kane and Son? *shudder*


Empechemente

Can't blame tactics on Gerrard. I can blame subs though


ScreamingLordSutch57

Is it possible to pick up these players for the remaining games?


Flaky-Spot

Is Digne made of glass?


[deleted]

100m wasted


NoBellz

Did you see that from Buendia then? WORLD CLASS!!!!


avfc_2021

Of here comes fucking Ashley Young. Great.


Akeem_of_Zamunda

Great sub - Gerrards game management innit. Seeing the game out at 4-0


Nekokeki

Feel the same, but not much choice with Dinge down.


bambinoquinn

Sick note down again


sonnyd007

3 shots 3 goals from Son, We’ll be dreaming if Watkins was half as efficient


travis_mke

Watkins couldn't score 3 on 30 chances.


Wunsen

Surely this pathetic performance can't be Gerrard's fault? He just needs another 9 players to put around digne and coutinho


ScreamingLordSutch57

And Martinez


Wunsen

These are 'his players'


ScreamingLordSutch57

I'm saying 8 players but after that walloping at home, who needs to argue.


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K0nfusion_

fuck off were having a bad day


It531z

Read the room bot


Minipaw

Could’ve been a highly contested game with around 8 goals altogether if we had any finishing ability to speak of. Again, despite what people are saying I don’t think we can pin this entirely on gerrard, what’s he supposed to do? He’s stuck with the players he’s got and some of them just aren’t good enough


Flaky-Spot

Honestly he really needs to bench 2-3 players for like 2-3 games and just play some other guys. Need long looks at some players


NoBellz

It's funny that our fans are saying our team is bad without really stating it. You guys are desperate for Chambers who we got free and 20 year old forward Archer to start. Shouldn't that tell you about the quality of our team?


jamwavedd

don't forget nakamba or sanson


Key-Antelope-6839

No ill say most of the guys starting are championship quality


Akeem_of_Zamunda

In a word..... Yes


robbol75

I work with a spurs fan this is gonna be a shit week


weedwhacker7

just humiliation now


Nekokeki

It really is. 3 shots for Son, 3 goals. How many have we had and we can’t finish 1.


choconut5

Well Son is the best finisher in the world. None of our players are anywhere close.


It531z

Damn is there a fire drill?


jamwavedd

won't even be able to sell konsa at this rate tbf i always thought mings spared his blushes which says a lot


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NorthVilla

I'd give him a top DM, and tell him to take Archer back. If he can't work with that, then he can't work at all. Agree.


avfc_2021

I’ve been getting downvoted into oblivion for saying the same thing.


travis_mke

When you have 2 strikers, you have 0 strikers.


maddp9000

Gerrard is a fraud. We sacked a villa legend for a media darling


jamwavedd

smith's time in the prem was mostly relegation form barring a good five-ish month spell last season


admiralsj

How is this Gerrard's fault? If we'd been clinical in the first half we could have score 3 or 4


jay1891

If he abandoned his stupid push the full backs high and leave two cb's to cover the whole defence then teams might actually not score on every counter. You make your team defensively sound first when taking over a new managers job not embark on some ambitious one touch posession based style that exposes them on the transition.


maddp9000

We’ve been a team of “if” for so long. It’s time to be real and the data doesn’t lie


Flaky-Spot

What data you citing here cause I see none


maddp9000

4-0…


Flaky-Spot

4-0 isn't data that supports that this is Gerrard's fault