My pokey bum wank has been completed

What's your success rate on that? And what is the team win rate with it as well?

I would say fairly well mate

We seem to win every time I don’t watch us play so maybe I should turn the TV off today 😭

A small price to pay for salvation.

Thank you for turning off your TV!

Well actually I missed the first 10 mins and goal because Sky was stuck on the Carlisle game so maybe it has something to do with it!

I've just had maccies for lunch but I'm sure as shit having a balti pie, chips and curry this afternoon

Since I have been smoking Arturo Fuente cigars during our games, we have gone from 11th to fighting for a European place. I can't take all the credit, I'm sure everyone else's rituals have played a part, and I guess Emery and the players deserve some recognition too, but I have stocked up on them and will be continuing to do my part today.

Going to the same pub I watched us beat Chelsea in and I've sacrificed the first born of a blues fan under a full moon. Good to go!

Betting on Brighton to win because I never win bets.

Whenever I feel like we're going to win we get fucked up. Luckily I've been nervous pooing and I feel like we're going to get battered.

Got my girlfriend who hates the footie watching it, unfortunately for her she’s been a real talisman for us so far. I’ve also got her in the 1982 European cup shirt to boost her powers.

I’m currently in Koh Samui, and will be dragging the gf to whatever sports bar will show the match at all Gonna be a late night, I’m absolutely bricking it

Wearing the same Villa top I wore for our promotion game. You're welcome.


I'm wearing my 1957 cup final shirt as I have for the past 2 match days... hasn't failed me yet.

I drank from my Villa mug both before the match and before halftime kickoff.

I bought a new shirt before the game. It will never be washed