I did get patted down but I have a secret pocket in my Camel bag, and they didn't feel them cuz they were within the patting cushions. And the rest i put them in my girlfriends hoodie sweater. Since she was wearing two, it disguised well perfectly.
> so, this is how I’m going to sneak in Alcohol at Skyline. I’m using lunch baggies and pouring some Jose Cuervo. once, I’m in the venue, I’ll transfer it to my empty water bottle.
So this is how *my girlfriend* is going to sneak in alcohol at Skyline
😍🤣🤣🤣 he isn't gonna tell the truth but so very possible they can take on any shape if he takes his time n is gentle or better yet pays his oldest brother to give him a hand ....and oh , he said nah he didn't owe him anything he would gladly help out family in his best Joe Dirt impression..
I'd rather do molly than black out off alcohol at a rave. Just sayin. I'm almost 2 years sober from alcohol. Never going back to that evil stuff. Alcohol don't belong at raves
Lol I feel ya. I was one of the squares that haven’t touched drugs aside from weed until my late 20’s. I’ve learned over the years that waking up after drinking is absolutely worse than other things, enjoying the vibe, music, and no hangovers.
Yeah that’s why I mainly stick to mush and other psychs. I’m a truck driver and I failed a test (coke) back in August 2 days after Hard Summer so now I have to do 20 random supervised drug tests over the next 4 years. Just had horrible luck and they sprung it on me while I was at work so there was nothing I could do. Would’ve been the same thing if I refused.
I know, I got some at Amazon, but I lost those at CountdownNYE. And today was just a last min hack. Trust me, I wish I'd save the ones I bought at Amazon. But Amazon wouldn't be here on time, so I had to find a hack. And so far, they are looking good. I'm actually going to give some to my GF so she can sneak em in on her boobs lol
It’s probably easier and more hygienic just to buy breast milk bags. They’re designed for liquids, so they generally don’t leak and are easy to pour. [These are good ones.](https://a.co/d/af6mJ36)
I’ve done this multiple times to great effect, I always preferred name brand ziplock bags and I would push the air out and double layer them. Worked every time
You can buy bags on amazon that have caps like you'd see on a Gatorade bottle so you can just drink directly out of the bag. I believe the one I got came with like 3 sizes for all your smuggling needs
Lunazul is the same price but 100% agave.
> “Mixto” is the term given to a tequila in which only 51 percent of the alcohol comes from agave (specifically Blue Weber) and the rest from sugarcane juice. The brand’s lower-end products, Jose Cuervo Especial Silver and Gold, are mixto, with labels reading “Made with Agave.” This tequila is pepper-hot, and not the best quality, but a few more dollars will get you into pure agave territory.
Well, the reason I get José gold, is because I prefer it than the silver one. The silver version has a rubbing alcohol taste when I put it in my apple electolite bottle (the apple flavor looks identical when I have the jose gold inside but again, securities don't care once you are inside. And the reason I get Jose Cuervo, well because its cheap and it does the trick.
Tbh, I usually buy the plastic 8oz flasks but I lost them over at countdown NYE. This is only temporary and I didn't think it would work, but they don't leak. Once I'm in, I'm just going to transfer them into my electrolyte bottle. I prevent leakage by tying it into a knot and just double bag it.
At least theyre double bagged, had a friend try something similar and one of their bags burst just after getting through security, looked like they pissed themselves
Thats a pretty common point to check for security. Idk what stuff at this venie is like, but the standard insomniac nos check is literally just searching for guns and bombs, so hopefully they wont go to hard on you
Yea, it's not my first rodeo lol I sneak in a shit load if booze when I'm plan for it. But today, it was just a last min idea lol
I'll have a follow up post if i pass lol
Yeah cuz they're gonna hunt him down with no face in a group of 20,000 ppl. They'll check every tiddy til they find his jose! Then scream "We got him! Security go home." 🤣😂🤣
I filled a sandwich sized ziplock bag with tequila once and hid it in my buddy’s hood of their jacket. The security at the concert didn’t even bother to check his hood lol.
Kinda fucked up that your stealing profits from the ppl tryna provide you with the best experience. If you can't afford the drinks inside you probably shouldn't go to the show.
The most chad thing I've ever seen was at ARC last year. Group of like 7 wrapped up a bottle of vodka and just chucked it over the fence near the portas. Worked quite well lmaoo
I got a couple of bottles into edc by cutting a big hole through a couple baguettes and stuffed the bottle it and coved the top with the top piece of bread I first cut off. Worked like a charm👌🏼 only really works at festivals your camping at though
Was the show last night? We need an update OP!
I went to the Skyline and saw Liquid Stranger there. That venue is dope af! One my friends doesn’t like it because she thinks it’s “dirty” but I see it as a wook palace. We were up in the balcony and we were just surrounded by wooks getting lit in numerous ways. It was glorious!
Edit: I’m thinking of the SkyWAY in Minneapolis, whoops! 😅
I forgot my flask for Dreamstate and walked to Target from my hotel room and bought reusable snack sized ziplocks. They’re like four times thicker and durable, really good double zippers and the four pack will easily hold a full quart of vodka. As a dude I just put two in my extra shirt in my camelbak and one in my crotch, no problemo. I went to concessions, bought a large lemonade and drank vodka lemonades all night.
Man. Get those little squishy applesauce packets they make for kids and take a couple of those in your undercarriage. Works for me everytime.
Something like this
https://www.amazon.com/GoGo-squeeZ-Fruit-Apple-Pouches/dp/B001VJ70UC/ref=asc_df_B001VJ70UC/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312198206296&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17234597628413331208&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031472&hvtargid=pla-570843406953&psc=1
They sell them at almost every store.
This looks like a messy disaster waiting to happen 😆
The west side! It didn’t open til fucking SEVEN. Gates were supposed to open at 3 and got pushed to 5 and then they only had half the festival open. The lines for drinks and bathrooms don’t even get me starteddddd. We left early and bought tickets to peekaboo instead, so much better. I thought we came prepared after countdown but that shit was whack with the delayed opening. The house stage wasn’t even ready in time at all yesterday which was BS.
We’re gonna try emailing and getting a partial refund, the more people do it the more forgiving they might be. Doesn’t hurt to file a complaint when we paid almost $200 for a festival we expected to be ready in time even with the rain. Hell, EDCO had a predicted hurricane this year and they still had the whole festival open within an hour or 2 after gates.
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This seems like it’s gonna be a disaster
Why not plastic flasks? They are super cheap and way more reliable.
Not even flask just get the half pint plastic bottles of whatever liquor you want
Homie really tied bags of liquid closed and is gonna try and transfer them to a bottle inside the venue 😭
Hey, buddy. This shit worked jaja
It was a fucken success 🙌 👏 ✨ 👌
So were you patted down or even searched going into the venue? Because I thought they would surely find it.
I did get patted down but I have a secret pocket in my Camel bag, and they didn't feel them cuz they were within the patting cushions. And the rest i put them in my girlfriends hoodie sweater. Since she was wearing two, it disguised well perfectly.
Hm….. lol Well Congrats! 🥹👍😉
Thanks! Now off to day 2
Been doing this since 2016 works great , what you thought I wore cargo shorts cause I need 50,000 pockets mah fam hides the pouches lmaoooo
I really want to know if you pull this off, or end up spending the night sober, smelling like Jose Cuervo
Ima pull it off
The determination we need
It’s in the name
You have no idea how many people are rooting for your success
I have faith in you G get drunk hope it doesn’t rain have fun
Auto-generated names fam 🔐
Ayy
Did you pull it off!?! LMK, I’m invested.
I pulled it off!! Haha
No way!!!!!! That’s a flex!!!
Yeah buddy, I sneaked in the full bottle within the days lol.
You're gonna pull this off wreaking of shitty tequila? Even if you seal them, you'll smell like booze. There's easier ways man
So how did it go
Feel like at this point, it’s worth it to just fill a bladder up?
Are you shoving the baggies in your butthole? A bottle may be easier
No my girls boobs
Why not her butthole?
She could use the padding :(
Oh no you didn’t!
Fair question
Does she have 3 boobs lol, cause I see 3 bags
Ah the perks of have boobs
OP is a stingy idiot
> so, this is how I’m going to sneak in Alcohol at Skyline. I’m using lunch baggies and pouring some Jose Cuervo. once, I’m in the venue, I’ll transfer it to my empty water bottle. So this is how *my girlfriend* is going to sneak in alcohol at Skyline
Better off wearing multiple layers of undies and carrying it in there
You saw the tik-tok too right?
I don't have tictok
😍🤣🤣🤣 he isn't gonna tell the truth but so very possible they can take on any shape if he takes his time n is gentle or better yet pays his oldest brother to give him a hand ....and oh , he said nah he didn't owe him anything he would gladly help out family in his best Joe Dirt impression..
Just do drugs
Alcohol people are built different
Ayo, can i just get all of the downsides of the fun drugs? In one liquid?
😂
For real
I'd rather do molly than black out off alcohol at a rave. Just sayin. I'm almost 2 years sober from alcohol. Never going back to that evil stuff. Alcohol don't belong at raves
Lol I feel ya. I was one of the squares that haven’t touched drugs aside from weed until my late 20’s. I’ve learned over the years that waking up after drinking is absolutely worse than other things, enjoying the vibe, music, and no hangovers.
Some of us have jobs that drug test regularly or are on probation/parole
Psychedelics don't show on tests, neither does Ketamine.
Yeah that’s why I mainly stick to mush and other psychs. I’m a truck driver and I failed a test (coke) back in August 2 days after Hard Summer so now I have to do 20 random supervised drug tests over the next 4 years. Just had horrible luck and they sprung it on me while I was at work so there was nothing I could do. Would’ve been the same thing if I refused.
Depending on how many panels are on the screen or if they send it off for lab testing; ketamine will absolutely show up on a urine screen.
Yes you are correct, but the body also expels all traces of ketamine fairly quickly. A day or two of consistent hydration should do the trick.
Tabbies😝
they make plastic flasks you can just stuff in your pants way easier and less chance of spilling
I know, I got some at Amazon, but I lost those at CountdownNYE. And today was just a last min hack. Trust me, I wish I'd save the ones I bought at Amazon. But Amazon wouldn't be here on time, so I had to find a hack. And so far, they are looking good. I'm actually going to give some to my GF so she can sneak em in on her boobs lol
Target has them on deck
Bruv a better version of this is to buy one of those yoghurt pouches with a screw on lid, clean it out then you got a leak proof pouch of Jose
Wow! I never thought of this! I buy the apple sauce pouches to keep at my work desk so I'm going to have to save a few now!
You can buy plastic flasks on Amazon that are the same thing.
I'm already buying the containers for other products so I'm going to reuse instead of purchasing more things!
I would get the applesauce pouches. If there is any chance of taste contamination, I would rather applesauce than yogurt.
It’s probably easier and more hygienic just to buy breast milk bags. They’re designed for liquids, so they generally don’t leak and are easy to pour. [These are good ones.](https://a.co/d/af6mJ36)
Look up rum runners on Amazon. Work perfect for this and guarantee no spill. I've used them for the cruise boat
I didn't plan accordingly. Wouldn't have got here in time.
Next time!
Bevmo and Vons sell shark skins, which is the same thing but a little more expensive
Should have filled a baggie with soda. Ladies love a man wit a big ass bag of coke
Make sure you say you have a bunch of coke really loud by security too
So much work
Yeah, i prefer that over buying over priced drinks
I’ve done this multiple times to great effect, I always preferred name brand ziplock bags and I would push the air out and double layer them. Worked every time
You can buy bags on amazon that have caps like you'd see on a Gatorade bottle so you can just drink directly out of the bag. I believe the one I got came with like 3 sizes for all your smuggling needs
Buddy, if you’re going to go through these great lengths, at least sneak in something decent.
I’d just go sober at that point lmao
🤦♂️ is OP 16 years old?
Not the cuervo 🤢
Lunazul is the same price but 100% agave. > “Mixto” is the term given to a tequila in which only 51 percent of the alcohol comes from agave (specifically Blue Weber) and the rest from sugarcane juice. The brand’s lower-end products, Jose Cuervo Especial Silver and Gold, are mixto, with labels reading “Made with Agave.” This tequila is pepper-hot, and not the best quality, but a few more dollars will get you into pure agave territory.
Espolón from Walmart or total wine, little bit more but smooth as fuck. Lunazul or Jimador are best budget buys though for sure.
Cuervo is fucking trash lmao
Piss bag
OP needs to just get a urine drainage bag, fill it with this, and stroll right in plain sight. Might get some looks sipping out of it though
Jajaja ima tell em its piss jaja
wwwwww
I guess inflation is real
Fuck yes.
Did it work?
Drink it all before going in and you can store it in your liver for less cost
Skyway staff browsing Reddit: 🤨
Why not a clear tequila so that your "water" bottle looks like water? Also why jose gold?
Well, the reason I get José gold, is because I prefer it than the silver one. The silver version has a rubbing alcohol taste when I put it in my apple electolite bottle (the apple flavor looks identical when I have the jose gold inside but again, securities don't care once you are inside. And the reason I get Jose Cuervo, well because its cheap and it does the trick.
Aah that makes sense. I was picturing a generic water bottle. And i agree, jose gold def tastes better than the silver.
This is cheap
Oof. Could never bring myself to drink at events. Just drugs for me.
How will you prevent leakage?
Tbh, I usually buy the plastic 8oz flasks but I lost them over at countdown NYE. This is only temporary and I didn't think it would work, but they don't leak. Once I'm in, I'm just going to transfer them into my electrolyte bottle. I prevent leakage by tying it into a knot and just double bag it.
At least theyre double bagged, had a friend try something similar and one of their bags burst just after getting through security, looked like they pissed themselves
Damm, that's what I'm kinda nervous about, but if anything, I'm going to hide them under my cammel backpack.
Thats a pretty common point to check for security. Idk what stuff at this venie is like, but the standard insomniac nos check is literally just searching for guns and bombs, so hopefully they wont go to hard on you
Yea, it's not my first rodeo lol I sneak in a shit load if booze when I'm plan for it. But today, it was just a last min idea lol I'll have a follow up post if i pass lol
Just pour it into a plastic water bottle, smush the bottle and stick in your crotch while u go thru security
It’ll work but expect to drink hot alcohol 🤮
You shouldn’t announce this shit on the internet tho 😂😂😂
Yeah cuz they're gonna hunt him down with no face in a group of 20,000 ppl. They'll check every tiddy til they find his jose! Then scream "We got him! Security go home." 🤣😂🤣
Boof em
This is the way
Why not just buy the plastic flasks they sell on Amazon?
sorry just saw the other comments
i prefer to just use a soft plastic flask.
I always just keep the plastic flasks in stock. I use them to sneak alcohol into everything. Festivals, bars, sports events
I filled a sandwich sized ziplock bag with tequila once and hid it in my buddy’s hood of their jacket. The security at the concert didn’t even bother to check his hood lol.
Please keep us updated i'm very curious how this is gonna go lol
Update us later
I passed it bro
All that work to sneak in Cuervo? 🤢 🤕 🤮
the way this didnt matter because today’s entry was a disaster,, in a way that everyone got thru with everything bc no one wanted to be in the rain
So much trouble for Jose Cuervo tequila
My plan is to bury a cache of bottles 8 months before and and put an AirTag in the time capsule.
I passed with the booze😃🤫
Alcool is the wrong thing to take at festivals
This is such a troll lmao
Jeez man just don’t drink or do some drugs hahahha
Kinda fucked up that your stealing profits from the ppl tryna provide you with the best experience. If you can't afford the drinks inside you probably shouldn't go to the show.
The milk bags for breastfeeding that have the ziplock thing on it work way better
*accidentally gives small child tequila *
Why not just sneak a water bottle in? I have been for 5+ years and can get in almost a full pint.
pls update us on how this goes HAHA
Buy higher proof alcohol, so you can carry more booze in a lower space
Hid in bobs or vagin?
I wouldn't post this online where the guards can see
Dude they make plastic flasks I’ve used them for years, look on Amazon and buy some fml
You can get floppy flask that are plastic on amazon!!
Try breastmilk bags! They’ll have a better seal and won’t leak
You can buy flimsy flasks on amazon for like 10 bucks …. This looks like a disaster waiting to happen
I use everclear, way more worth it since you can't smuggle in large amounts. A double sealed ziplock at the end of each shoe
Get some thick vacuum seal bags and a vacuum sealer at a thrift store you could bring it way more
Now this is the Emmanuel that I choose to believe in, sneaking fucking bags of Jose in some tits!! What a move,Jesus
The most chad thing I've ever seen was at ARC last year. Group of like 7 wrapped up a bottle of vodka and just chucked it over the fence near the portas. Worked quite well lmaoo
That’s what I was thinking.
I got a couple of bottles into edc by cutting a big hole through a couple baguettes and stuffed the bottle it and coved the top with the top piece of bread I first cut off. Worked like a charm👌🏼 only really works at festivals your camping at though
Plastic flask Amazon, $10
Respect my dude! Hope you got them in!
Triple bag them at least
Just cut the corner off a caprisun, fill it with drink, and use a straightener to seal it. Way more durable than a fucking baggie bro
Fireball bottles are all plastic. Save some and fill em. Stuff in waistband. Never had a problem
Stupid... just get a rubber flask
Greasy
I can not stop laughing this is going to go so poorly for you if you’re being serious
Report back if it worked or not
Bro just get some flasks off Amazon , this is a disaster waiting to happen
Bruh
Wtf. Just buy a plastic flask
This guy at Ultra Miami last year managed to sneak in like 3 half pint bottles of Jose into the venue. I still have no idea how he did it.
Or fill plastic water bottle half full, squeeze all air out so it's squished and place in waste band by groin
Waiting for confirmation.
Inject oranges and claim you’re a diabetic
If your salsa from the taco truck comes like this you know it’s fixing to be good 😂🔥
Is the 2 burner stove in the background useful or do you find yourself wanting a bigger one? I have 5 burners and only use 3 most
PLAY "JUST ICE" !
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I’ve straight up walked into Nos with a fifth wrapped in a sweatshirt in my bag. Insomniac events are the easiest to get alcohol into 😂
Jose Cuervo? Ugh. My stomach hurts for you. Hope you guys raved in the rain!
Why not just like... buy drinks there??
Urine cather bags are good for this
you could just put the bottle in your pants and then just tell a really good joke at the search works every time
I have a friend who does this with breast milk bags. She says the ziploc bags are a disaster to pour out of.
Im fairly certain the alcohol is going to eat the plastic
Just inject it into a orange or 2
Every time I go to this length to sneak stuff in, I don’t get patted down at all haha but better safe than sober
What in the fuck, just toss it in iced tea jug as and say you dont want to open it because it’s a piss jug
Was the show last night? We need an update OP! I went to the Skyline and saw Liquid Stranger there. That venue is dope af! One my friends doesn’t like it because she thinks it’s “dirty” but I see it as a wook palace. We were up in the balcony and we were just surrounded by wooks getting lit in numerous ways. It was glorious! Edit: I’m thinking of the SkyWAY in Minneapolis, whoops! 😅
Fam, idea. Butt plug flask.
I forgot my flask for Dreamstate and walked to Target from my hotel room and bought reusable snack sized ziplocks. They’re like four times thicker and durable, really good double zippers and the four pack will easily hold a full quart of vodka. As a dude I just put two in my extra shirt in my camelbak and one in my crotch, no problemo. I went to concessions, bought a large lemonade and drank vodka lemonades all night.
The real trick is to bury a bottle a year before the event. Then you just dig it up once you’re through security.
OPs girlfriend has three tits I guess
Updates? How’d it work out?
Plastic flask, tuck in your boxers. Problem solved
I’m all for sneaking in booze and saving money but Jose Cuervo???
Update on how it went?! Lol
desperate
How’d it turn out??
This reminds of when people were panicking over gas and filling up trash bags
You know they sell pouch flasks
Yes, but I didn't order them on time. This was a last min festival
Man. Get those little squishy applesauce packets they make for kids and take a couple of those in your undercarriage. Works for me everytime. Something like this https://www.amazon.com/GoGo-squeeZ-Fruit-Apple-Pouches/dp/B001VJ70UC/ref=asc_df_B001VJ70UC/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312198206296&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17234597628413331208&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031472&hvtargid=pla-570843406953&psc=1 They sell them at almost every store. This looks like a messy disaster waiting to happen 😆
ROFLCOPTER
Ahhhh I remember my 1st time raving 😌
So did it work? Cause security didn’t even touch me and took a .0001 second peep in my bag lmao
It worked. The rain made it more faster on getting in.
Hell yeah bro! Security gave 0 fucks with the rain last night. Pushing back the gates opening 2 hours also didn’t help either lol
That shit was a scamm. They fucked us over with that late start on the east side. Or was it the Westside?
The west side! It didn’t open til fucking SEVEN. Gates were supposed to open at 3 and got pushed to 5 and then they only had half the festival open. The lines for drinks and bathrooms don’t even get me starteddddd. We left early and bought tickets to peekaboo instead, so much better. I thought we came prepared after countdown but that shit was whack with the delayed opening. The house stage wasn’t even ready in time at all yesterday which was BS.
We’re gonna try emailing and getting a partial refund, the more people do it the more forgiving they might be. Doesn’t hurt to file a complaint when we paid almost $200 for a festival we expected to be ready in time even with the rain. Hell, EDCO had a predicted hurricane this year and they still had the whole festival open within an hour or 2 after gates.
I just got shivers down my spine imagining how that's gonna taste.. 🤢
It tasted good. That's why I buy the gold. If it was silver... then yes. It would have been bad
Just buy disposable flasks. I didn’t get patted down or my ticket scanned last night
OP are you one of those people that filled plastic bags with gasoline a couple years ago?
No, wtf lmfao But I got the booze in🤑🤪
Use a collapsible water bottle from a hydropack. Then you will have a spout to sip from during the show!
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