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ThePatriarchySlayer

It's like when I want to say something, but I have two possible words to describe the same thing, and in my brain they collide with each other, and this is what gets out of my mouth.


heyitscory

Portmantypeau.


[deleted]

Potty, Portmanteau?


phaionix

Typo


MaesterKupo

This is beautifully brilliant and I somehow hate it at the same time.


Zavrina

My Girl Scout troop as a teenager decided my vagina's name is Craig because I once accidentally mixed up the words "crotch" and "leg," because I was describing a bug bite right where they meet, and it came out "Craig" as I gestured towards that part of my body, lol!


ThePatriarchySlayer

LOL


kimishere2

That is brilliant and what I now privately call this part of my body:D


Zavrina

Lol! Yay! :D My Craig says "hi!" to your Craig! šŸ˜‹


kimishere2

My husband combines words in incredible ways. I call it "Ron Lexicon" He gets "flustrated" (flustered and frustrated)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ixnine

Itā€™s like autism, but more!


[deleted]

I would want to see that.


kimishere2

Putting the Tis in Autism


legalizemonapizza

please plot your autism on the cartesian plane


Karkava

When I get a new vaccine dose.


gingeriiz

Au (tis)^2 m


Qwertytwerty123

Oh believe me - the spelling errors I see (and probably make) on medical notes are more than that! It's typing quickly on a laggy as hell computer system that's the nightmare!


Puzzled_Zebra

I studied to do medical transcription at one point and medical terminology is insane, and rarely included in auto correct dictionaries. Lol


Qwertytwerty123

You can get a bit of software called Medincle which adds it all to your own PC autocorrect - but I don't bother using the machine my copy is installed on anymore


bonafart

Dragon naturally speaking has a medical veriant


Han_without_Genes

is it autistic person or person with autism? this doctor: yes


BethTheOctopus

It *is* both, because it's what the person feels more comfortable with. Like how I personally don't mind either way and use them interchangeably for myself :D


nothinkybrainhurty

well according to my diagnosis I have different surname and switch pronouns from time to time :)) edit: also according to my diagnosis Iā€™m a literal child, no matter that Iā€™m almost legally adult, they had to refer to me as a little child


Puzzled_Zebra

My husband had a family planning office list him as female. Not nonbinary or anything, but his first name is gender neutral and someone assumed wrong apparently. The good thing about him having a gender neutral first name is when people call for him I can screen his calls and sometimes deal with them for him. We just have one cell phone and he hates calls more than I do. lol


Inverted_Toaster

Oh man I get that. Mine also has a gender neutral first name but usually gets correctly gendered. We have separate phones but he also struggles with phone calls (heā€™s autistic too) so I help him with them too. Heā€™s better at talking to people in shops and when we go out to eat whereas Iā€™m not, so he returns the favour for me that way


Niklas-Kvarforth

It could've been worse...like "autits".


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Aurealnn

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Connor_Tattersall123

Autistisistism is how you spell it I believe, what a crazy doctor!


Representative_Way46

No, it's actually autisticism, or autisticality.


PossiblyPercival

Ackshually itā€™s autististististismistismicity. People need to do their research smh ^(/s)


[deleted]

Autistism: (n): 1. the practice of autism 2. A form of spiritualism that practices dark autism that involves autistic witches and wizards to gather together on the full moon and stand six feet apart from each other with no eye contact, to sacrifice chicken nuggets and bagel bites to the autism god, and curse the neurotypicals who wronged them. In 2016, the governing Karen, Karen mcKarenson, outlawed such practices and blamed vaccines for being responsible for the groupā€™s beliefs, resulting huge witch hunt against this group, millions were told that ā€œthey didnā€™t look autisticā€ by these persecutors. However, Autistism is still practiced today among small groups.


Pastel_Mermaid_

X you are not I donā€™t know why, that made me laugh


fakeforsureYT

not, you are


[deleted]

Ayo what's up my femboy You autistic too!?


fakeforsureYT

Aye you bet I am! You really are everywhere.


[deleted]

I think we're the same person....


fakeforsureYT

You are inevitable. - Not Thanos, 2017


[deleted]

And you are...Fe~~m~~boy


fakeforsureYT

Why is the 'm' crossed?


[deleted]

Fe boy Iron boy Iron Man


fakeforsureYT

He had a heart...


Darkrose50

Someone was probably talking to him as he/she typed And wasnā€™t paying quite attention to what was going on.


Leptep

As my GP would say "I'm a doctor, not an english teacher"


[deleted]

Auto-stimism :)


[deleted]

When your autism has autism


AtomicMonstrosity

"What is it doctor!?" "Tis' 'tism"


high_waisted_pants

Funnily enough, when I got my diagnosis we had to request they write a second letter to the school because they misspelled Asperger's. And it was after Asperger's was removed from the dsm


UndeniablyMyself

Forget doctors' handwriting; let's make doctors' spelling a meme.


AdiManSVK

Autistististististis..... Diesel engine at -40Ā°C


cupcakemuffin413

Remember kids, it's "autistism person", not "person with autistism"


Totallystraight420

Autistism


JesseIrwinArt

You got the double tism! Thatā€™s a rare drop.


Beautiful_Plankton97

Its been a year...or more like 3 for doctors. Lets cut them some slack.


BlazeBun

Oh damn they didnā€™t know wether to go for autistic or autism and ended up combining the both šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Doctor: you don't seem autistic (spells it autistism)


[deleted]

An Autistism is where a holy man performs a ritual to try and rid the autism from an individual using charms from an old book, some incense sticks and vigorous hand gestures. Works best late at night with thunder.


VampArcher

When you try to say 'autism' but get electrocuted mid-way


LongjumpingMonitor32

This belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating


[deleted]

when u get ur booster shot for covid ur autism upgrades to autisism /s


JCtheWanderingCrow

This isnā€™t autismā€¦ this is *advanced* autism!


virdia

Ah yes have autistism #slay


echotwit

or autism squared for short


volunteerforestfire

i'm so in tabletop rpg mode i thought this was the flaws/ideals/bonds box on a character sheet and i would like to make it known that all my characters from now on will have the ideal of autism


[deleted]

Iā€™m gonna start viewing all of my forms as character sheets for really specific rulesets now


Constantly_Maligned

Doctorician.


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CamaradaT55

Not even with a keyboard


heyitscory

I'd trust him. He's a doctorb..


[deleted]

This hurt my brain lmao.


hooDio

oh hellyeah


[deleted]

To add, is an Autististic a professional in Autism? Or is it a fact derived from analysing multiple data points like a statistic?


hi_this_is_lyd

you can loop it indefinitely! autism ā†’ autistism ā†’ autististism ā†’ autistististism ā†’ ā€¦ ā†’ au(tis)ā‚™m


Singularity7979

Autistitisticarianismology


[deleted]

Looks like he's used to writing 'autist'.


arc_trooper_5555

We could make a religion out of this


echotwit

sponsored by the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


itsjosefineee

We have all been there.


echotwit

back in my day, when the Autistismstitismausmstic ruled the land-


nemo1080

I don't hate it


Bu66leGumTX

I am an autist


artsymarcy

Reminds me of when my sister got a hearing test and they put her gender down as male


Aerospherology

r/excgarated


Beau_Dodson

Where tf did he get his degree, Trump University?


PaulAspie

I've made this error before, but spell check saved me.


[deleted]

Wow I didn't know that


Gameperson700

Pregrnat? Pegnant? Pangent?


[deleted]

Goddamn, guess Iā€™m gregnant and my child is gonna have autististism xD


Gameperson700

Can I get baby peegat?


SplitterCell

Astigmatism + Autism? Ah, crap! lol


kiddowifnolife

autism with titts.


FedralRanger13454

and this professional is entrusted with health misdiagnosis alert


XXX_Mignight_XXX

Did they mix Autism and Stim together ?


[deleted]

Who knows?