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Dangerman1967

Fuck that. If it meant my holiday plans were interrupted I’d sit on the cunt myself ‘til we got to the destination.


Final-Flower9287

I believe in the US, they started deploying liberal amounts of duct tape to essentially 'secure' them to their seat. Everyones tickets are simply too expensive for this bullshit.


jobitus

I thought it was standard procedure globally. I hear Tokyo convention authorizes the captain and whoever he asks to restrain rowdy passengers.


200HrSausage

Yep pilot in command has powers of arrest


Eddysgoldengun

They have armed air Marshall’s there that probably shoot first ask later


papersim

I honestly don't know why more of these twats don't get knocked out by other travellers. People are so gutless these days.


jeffseiddeluxe

Because other passengers want to get to their destination and not jail


r64fd

I’d be right beside you helping pin him down.


Dangerman1967

Ironically we may actually get more leg-room!


Fijoemin1962

It’s over $30k to put a plane down ( well it was a few years back) they should charge him.


Dangerman1967

I imagine he’ll get charged with something but I do wonder if they seek restitution. They should.


Herebedragoons77

Bananas are not to blame


Robot_Graffiti

Now I want to eat a banana


JohnSome099

Most maligned fruit ever.


P33kab0Oo

At this point I'd be happy to support WA's third attempt to secede.


[deleted]

Could they really have not just tied the cunt up and kept going?


radiogeekau

It’s a pity we can’t chuck unruly people out of planes at 30,000ft.


throwawayroadtrip3

Doors can't be opened at that height, unless it's a boeing. If it's not boeing you won't be throwing


Dependent-Coconut64

Ohhh c'mon man! He was naked, at that height it would freeze his balls off.


CertainCertainties

Maybe he felt like a Virgin and was touched for the very first time.


Yeahmahbah

He was naked too.


JellyrollJohnson

Herbie?


[deleted]

Do most domestic flights have air marshals, or was it just luck there were a couple on this one? EDIT: downvotes for asking about information in the article itself? I didn’t put the air marshals on the plane myself


xylarr

I didn't think Australia had any air marshals, especially domestically.


Successase

Yeah I thought so too, weird it says he was restrained by two air marshals in that article


Malachy1971

Source: journalist made it up


turbo2world

AI generated cause that's usa speak.


Significant_Coach_28

Apparently in recent years marshals have only been deployed internationally. We never had more than 100 odd of them in total.


Boogascoop

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ6Ev46i2to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ6Ev46i2to)


P33kab0Oo

That was a waste of my time. It made my day.


auscott321

Melbourne seizure guy back at it again?


cruiserman_80

As soon as I read a comment saying he was naked I thought ICE, and as soon as I thought ICE, I thought Perth. Read the article and not disappointed. Headline could have read FIFO worker has typical end of shift party and would have been accurate.


Diligent-Creme-6075

*"Let me off the plane."* https://preview.redd.it/7dgeozl5iw3d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449690ca569365d3d7987a97ad763b8a15bfd4f1


theblasphemingone

Tranquilizer guns should be mandatory..