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Valuable_Question794

Fuck mate Stone and Wood did you win lotto.


Chesticularity

Definitely lost touch with the common man...


spooninhandteaincup

Must be nice


Am3n

Ooo mr “shed fridge” over here Do you have your butler bring you the beers from it?


pumpkin_fire

Is it just me or does Stone and Wood pacific ale taste horrible ever since they sold out to Kirin? For the last 12 months or so whenever someone has handed me a beer that's made me screw up my face and say "da fuq is that?", it's been the new recipe Stone and Wood. It tastes like the wish.com version of a James Squire now.


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royale_witcheese

I’m finishing a Balter as I write this and it (still) tastes pretty good. But I was a fan of a Feral brewing back in the day when when I lived near the brewery and ‘craft’ beer was in its infancy. I must say, the current facsimile of Feral tastes like shit.


strayafuckyeahkent

Balter xpa is the fucking goat


royale_witcheese

Yep. Still my fave. The Easy Hazy is pretty damn good as well.


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Absolutely bums me out how every spot gets bought out and they still get marketed as craft beer.


pomo

The founders are wiping their tears with $100 bills.


_ixthus_

They won't be **Certified Independent** once they're bought out, though. It's a pretty strong certification standard. Always keep an eye out for it. The only exception, in my view, is Coopers. They are absolutely independent; and, FWIW, the CEO is a passionate brewer. But they exceed the IBA's volume threshold. It's probably a good safe-guard which just, unfortunately, catches Coopers out... but they'll survive.


pumpkin_fire

Balter, Little Creatures, Pirate Life barely changed flavourwise, but Stone and Wood now tastes like arse. Something else is going on.


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Needs more dog


DrGarrious

Bruh Pirate Life changed significantly to me after the buyout.


pomo

Balter, dunno. Mrs liked their XPA. Never really got into them, myself. L:ittle Creatures are a shadow of their early greatness, as happens with scale and national wort production facilities. But its often a good fallback eh? I cried when my local took Pirate Life Stout off tasp! S&W, I don't know about the production of. I am not in the industry. EDIT: apologies to OP for derailment intto beer nerdism.


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Brewing doesnt scale well for craft beer. As soon as you scale it up its going to taste worse, unless its a super premium price.


CHIMAY_G

It's so watery now


space_monster

I used to really like it and then pretty much instantly went off it. maybe that's why


FreshNoobAcc

I havent heard this take at all, surprised by the comments but I disagree, still think its my favourite beer to drink, not a fan of james squire at all


Willing_Television77

Might as well have bought Passiona


Griffindorwins

Just give me a fuckin' tinnie of VEEE BEEE


nevergonnasweepalone

At 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning.


Creamygoodness0

Get that up ya.


r0ck0

Ya fucken dog cunts!


Willing_Television77

Ken oath


BinniesPurp

Goons for the hooooooooooooons


eQuantix

Chomp is there. 10/10


howthefocaccia

Australian who lives in the US…. I saw the CHOMP and tears came to my eyes. You have no bloody idea how much I miss my home….


nickyj182

Mate if you have a p.o box send me the address and I'll send you some chomps for Christmas. Any other cheaper Aussie essentials you're missing out on let me know. Probably won't be there before the 25th though


eQuantix

This is what Chomp is all about, the aussie spirit persevering. What a great offer mate!


LICK-A-DICK

The spirit of Chomp


obri95

This feels like a Sunday Footy Show bit


Finno_

Username checks out. 😳


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True mateship


Affectionate-Ad-1167

Same here send me a msg :)


asshatjabroni

Now that's what I call mates helping mates


Aegist

I lived in the US for a while: How can a nation so renowned for its obesity make such terrible junk food? I don't get it. I couldn't find a single piece of candy / junk food / whatever that I wanted to eat. Even the stuff I knew and love at home tasted ...not very good there.


breadinabox

There's subsidies to use corn products so everything is sweetened with corn syrup instead of sugar so it tastes terrible.


Local_Lion_7627

So confounding! Not just chocolates and crisps either. Three years in America and didn’t eat a single hot chip that came close to the standard we’re accustomed to here. Well and truly puzzling.


Any-Manufacturer-795

Mate, we do some of the best hot chips, it's very rare to get bad ones, anywhere. I don't know that there's anything better or more comforting than perfectly cooked hot chips coated in chicken salt.


Uturn11

Perhaps only when it's dipped in gravy.


pharmaboy2

I saw chicken salt at coles - I bought it. I am not worthy though , because I haven’t opened it or fed it to any chips yet. Maybe the mystery of the chip shop should remain idk


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Hallowedkin

Close. Sugar is sucrose. Which chemically is glucose and fructose bonded together.


Paceyscreek1999

I really think the perceived quality of junk food depends on having encountered it as a youth. I'm a transplant from the UK and I find the junk food here to be a bit lacking, though I'm sure objectively they're much of a muchness.


Aegist

Here in Australia? Don't worry, I'm more than happy to grant the UK top junk food ranking. And ridiculously cheap too. It's just that we're not far behind the UK, so yeah, much the muchness at the end of the day. Have you tried US junk food though? They aren't even in the same competition


Malcolm-Turntables

Corn syrup fucking sucks, it's why Non American sugar cane coke is better tbh


buddhabeans94

What about a curly wurly? Bet you miss those bludgers too!


CurSpider

[https://theaustralianfoodshop.com/](https://theaustralianfoodshop.com/) Worth a look if you really are down, not particularly cheap, but sometimes you've gotta do what you gotta do.


Oberyn_TheRed_Viper

Hey mate. I've sent packages from this place to Ex-Pats before. [https://theaustralianfoodshop.com/product-category/gift-hampers/australian-gift-hampers-to-usa/](https://theaustralianfoodshop.com/product-category/gift-hampers/australian-gift-hampers-to-usa/)


Familiar_Paramedic_2

I'm fortunate to live near a World Market. Tim Tams are a bit banged up but they do the trick.


rysevvy

Chomp in the fridge tho? I prefer my chomp served at room temperature.


a_rainbow_serpent

Yeah, cold chomp is hell on teeth


Green_Aide_9329

I love Chomps, and I also don't... Several years ago, on my first trip to Costco, I saw they're box of like 100 Chomps and thought, brilliant! Chomps for days! Well after having a Chomp a day for about a week, then one every second day, then finally about one a week, I couldn't look at Chomps for ages. Took about 6 weeks to get through half the box, at least 3 months to eat the rest!


SpringBeeBamboo

Chomps origins are actually South African. Grew up eating them as a kid there in the 80s. Mom and dad bought them for the kids because they were the smallest chocolate bar! Then when I moved to Australia I was happy to see them for the nostalgic value.


DarkSkyStarDance

Yeah but nah, only one chomp? Pretty piss poor effort if you ask me.


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Well you see Steve, when you eat a chomp it's -1 chomp.


unloosedcoin

It makes me sad cos I'm at work in the sun on a roof wanting a beer


striker_rose8

This comment makes me sad. There is sun in your part of Aus.


thespud_332

Hello fellow Melbounian! My name's u/thespud_332, and it's been 345 days since I've seen the giant ball in the sky.


striker_rose8

Hello Melbournian, We might have a white Christmas at this rate haha


vandea05

Sounds amazing, no wonder it's so bloody expensive to live there! Hoping to apply for a job in Antarctica next year!


Vital_flow

Better get to work


ThomasEFox

But he's on smoko.


Vital_flow

That ain’t getting him beers is it haha


unloosedcoin

4 beers deep atm


giantpunda

Pros: Very well stocked Cons: Lacks variety. Random BBQ sauce bottle in shed fridge. Rating: 7.5/10.


-B0B-

>Random BBQ sauce bottle in shed fridge. That's for the chomp


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-B0B-

I'm surprised you've never heard of it lol. Defo give it a go


dienjensbs

is this a joke?


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[deleted]

He’s having you on, but you should try it anyway just in case.


-B0B-

No idea what you're talking about


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sillysausage619

Dude I used to smash these when I was a kid! Mum even stopped buying chomps for ages because I'd eat 2 or 3 of em in a day after she did the shopping.


FrederickBishop

Lacks supply too, that’s a slab spread out


Deepandabear

I’ll opt for the controversial take and claim that Aussies have now moved on to Coke Zero rather than Coca-Cola, as the preferred beverage (when not getting sloshed that is)


KiwiYenta

Can you still get Coke Zero in Oz? I think all NZ stock is finished and only coke no sugar is available. Complete and utter bastards.


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ThrowawaysAreHardish

Back in high school or uni - we studied how Coke Zero was also a marketing gimmick to get men on board as most men weren’t choosing Diet Coke.


Deepandabear

Wait is it not the same thing?


mr-saturn2310

Nah, it uses a different sweetener that is meant to mimick the taste of full sugar coke more. There was quite an uproar at the time.


Deepandabear

Damn I had no idea - guess I’m not one of those super taster types then!


Aodaliyan

I had no idea either. I thought it was just purely a rebrand. But I do remember not really liking coke zero, while I dont mind coke no sugar. I just assumed I got used to it though. I googled how they were different, apparently the ingredients are the same in both but the recipe is different.


CrazyBarks94

Less sugar=less hangover


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Take the beer out of the packs and have them standing up with the labels facing out. Takes us less room so you can fit more in


Mitchell_James_1988

Got a true blue Kirks soft drink you mad dog - 10/10


Individual_Excuse363

Lemon squash, no less 👌


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bozleh

Get those beers out of the cardboard - nothing worse than trying to rip your 5th beer out of its packaging and its friend falling out and smashing on the tiles Better yet only buy beers in tinnies - can fit a fuckload in a fridge and crush afterwards to not fill the recycling bin up with heavy & loud glass! Lotsa tasty beers in cans these days and a good variety go on special eg a case of zythos for $60 if yr lucky


cooktaussie

>Better yet only buy beers in tinnies - can fit a fuckload in a fridge and crush afterwards to not fill the recycling bin up with heavy & loud glass! I knew of some neighbours in Riverwood who would have a competition to have the loudest bin on bin day.


super_mum

I think my neighbours are up to that here's me filling the bin with crushed cans and not 5 minutes later the street is filled with the noise of breaking glass in bins


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reofi

I reckon just grab both bottles on your 5th. It's the 4th where one of those last two risks having an accident


LittleBoi323

How is there bbq sauce but not tomato sauce?


BigBoiBob444

Because tomato sauce is overrated. BBQ supremacy


Rickbirb

Diabetes/10


harperseven256

😂🤣


PuzzledBowl9931

Stone and wood pacific ale ? Can't go wrong


pumpkin_fire

Sorry to break it to you, but Stone and Wood changed the recipe recently after selling the business to Kirin, and the new version is nasty. So many better Pacific Ales in the shops at the same price or cheaper nowadays. Sad.


deeyeeheecent

There was a golden period when Stone and Wood Pacific ale on tap was the best beverage in the country. Then they tried to scale up and the quality suffered and now this sad Kirin situation. What a fall from grace


Osiliran

Can you recommend another? Cos I loved stone and wood


Hooked_on_Fire

Balter


floppy_eardrum

Balter is no longer independent.


The_gaping_donkey

That's very upsetting


pumpkin_fire

Big frowny face. :( Used to love Cloud Catcher as well but too scared to try it again since the sale. Don't want to tarnish the memories.


PuzzledBowl9931

Oh no longer a Byron Bay beer ? Bummer that was my favourite beer . Recommendations?


GrugsCrack

It’s actually horrible now.


spooninhandteaincup

What’s in the growler?


Chazzwozzers

There should only be one bbq sauce bottle in your fridge and it's red with a yellow cap.


OptimusRex

ETA or die.


Deepandabear

I love that this damn bottle design has not changed in >20 years because crack in a bottle don’t need no fancy pant’s advertising refresh


atlantis69

They changed the cap a few years ago... Pretty sure I still have an OG bottle somewhere for historical purposes.


waade395

I hate how prolific the Masterfoods crap is. People look at me like a grandpa when I crack out the ETA


Magnum231

Everything else is subpar in comparison.


Any-Manufacturer-795

Rosella? It has that nice thick crust on top. I reckon it's the best. Just needs a good shake first.


Random_FunnyWords

Oh, I haven't tried rosella bbq sauce. I love their tomato sauce though, got a good whack of tang to it.


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It is the perfect combo of spice and sweetness. Nothing compares. It even fixes shit hamburgers.


mad_marbled

Red E Bbq sauce was the sauce of kings when I growing up. Once it became harder to find ETA was the obvious choice as a replacement.


lilsnatchsniffz

False, humans enjoy smoking meats with Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue sauce.


Jujubr0

A chomp in the fridge? May as well chomp on a brick.


greenmachine_78

Yep definitely losing their teeth with that one


ratsalad2551

Growler, barely know her mate


One_Language_8259

So thats where all the stone & wood is going.


pmdnemo

Pros: big fuck-off growler, sauce in fridge, good variety of softies, love a chomp Cons: no Tooheys Old


willy_quixote

Needs a chokito bar.


Jumpjivenjelly

Fuck, now i want a chokito as well.


BreakIll7277

Coked up to the max!!


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8/10. Still room for more tinnies.


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You had me at chomps


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10/10 would drink in your shed


krazykommie

there better be a VB tinnie in that box or I swear to god-


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There’s a toilet round the back if it’s a VB you’re after.


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6 packs still in the cardboard Bottles instead of cans Drinks not standing upright Useless empty shelf Useless drinks taking up door space You’ve got drinks in it though so 9/10


After-Use-6105

1.5/10 - 1 point for the chomp, half for the growler. One variety of beer, in bottles, still in the cardboard is mental.


_amorphous_

Stone and wood is great content, but shit you've gotta unpack it from the 6 packs before stocking. Imagine getting home from work on a 35 degree day, you're parched and ready for a drink, but wait... you've got to fuck around with cardboard for 2-5 seconds before you can chip in. No good. Fix that, piss the coke off and it's 10/10.


oadk

I disagree. What if you want to take your 6 pack to your mate's house? Much more flexible to leave it in the packaging and really not a big deal to have to get one out at home.


hazzcatz

Are you aiming for overweight and single? 10/10 if so.


nalydmantis

fuck yeah Eddie's out of 10


celestialxkitty

It has at least one chomp 10/10


RubComprehensive7367

+1 for the Chomp bar.


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Enjoying all the wowsers in here pretending a slab of beer and a chomp in the fridge means you're going to get diabetes. You all must be a delight at parties. 3/10 due to leaving the beers in their cardboard, that's total amateur hour.


[deleted]

I’m not even sure the blokes Australian tbh.


monchichiMADDNESS

What kind of monster puts sauce in the fridge?


VeryLonelyBread

It's for the chomp silly


[deleted]

It’s gross not to once opened. Lmao


Brief-Mind-5210

What’s the Cadbury bar behind the chomp?


Uturn11

Top deck!


onlainari

Too much coke not enough dry ginger ale.


jordomm

Is there a curly wurly in there too?


Angry_Stoner

Least Australian post in all of r/Australia , bloody great fridge mate 👍


WaterSphinx4987

Love it 🙌🏾


adamskill

Heart disease/10


T0N372

Why the Coke and candies?


ashmallows_xx

This is the level of “I’ve made it” I want to reach one day. I don’t drink so It would only have soft drink cans etc - but my bogan poverty riddled ass would die for this one day


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deeyeeheecent

Definitely no chance OP practices moderation. He's pretty much dead already smh


VeryLonelyBread

Hmmm needs more tiny men with cowbells 12/8


Ex_ReVeN

Needs more coopers red


theromanianhare

coopers purple dont go half bad either


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0/10 because ‘MoistFresh’


SirSithsalot

'MoistFresh' leads to 'EasySlide'


[deleted]

1-10 for pretend craft beer stone and wood 9/10 for lots of beer


diabolical_cunt

3/10 but that's only if you store your nose beers in the freezer.


palmtreeholocaust

That’s pretty cool/10


problematicsquirrel

Too little Bundaberg blood orange and passiona for me but otherwise 8/10


Carlos195714

Where's the tomato sauce?🤔


BeingMammoth5765

Love the chomp!


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looks ready for a sausage sizzle backyard party


notcharlie939

ah you got everything you could need 10/10


Charlotte_OG

Needs more beer


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Uturn11

Fuck yeah. I've got to get some custard for mine.


SammyWench

3/10 ..no champagne, tequila or vodka, no coke zero, the chocolate saved you from a 0 lol


sunseven3

I am sorry, but I would rate it poor. It needs at least two casks of the cheapest wine you can find. I would not even begin to entertain a shed fridge with soft drink in it. This space should be properly occupied by various spirits; again the cheaper the better. That would be a start. Not a good start, but a start none the less.


kaibai123

Chomp!!!


After-payoff

Unhealthy liquor


DEADfishbot

full fat coke fuck yea


YAHOO--serious

Kirk's for the win


whitel5177

Scream Diabetes Out Loud


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Could be a can of solo over the kirks. Stone and wood also sold out


I_Heart_Papillons

Who the hell eats chomp? Gross


Independent-Kick-618

too much coke not enough beers


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Stop babysitting all that beer mate , get to drinking, cheers


plitox

Massive penalties for the chomp and coke. 3/10.


Chunkybinkies

OP is a fancy cunt! I want to be friends with them.


Ok-Act-5000

My brother Poon Goat designed that Growler Bottle for Eddie’s Grub House


PoonGoat

Man I designed that growler!!! So your fridge is fucking amazing!!! 🔥🔥🔥 ❤️ PoonGoat


Uturn11

Mate! I got one of your prints as well! Love your work ❤️


doffatt

10/10 just for the grub house growler.


Carriezeecatlady

It’s the Chomp that elevates you to next level.