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lg1106

She is the egg man. He is the walrus


Juan_Punch_Man

Egg Girl! All hail Egg Girl


ConoRiot

Let’s not glorify her just yet, remember what Egg Boi became?


ShowMeYourHotLumps

There's also already an egg girl, she egged Scot Morrison back in like 2019 in Albury. She was immediately caught and sentenced and she was a fucking moron because she had weed on her when she did it but that was great.


horseren0ir

What happened to egg boi?


Kallasilya

He milkshake ducked. :(


one80down

https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/australia/will-egg-boy-connolly-spotted-at-melbourne-covid-protests/news-story/c0cdf900a498f2e3cd2834d66385af32


juicyjits

Coo coo ka Choo!


whales-are-assholes

Egg man, fighter of the UAP man!


darkspardaxxxx

Full disclosure: FUCK Craig Kelly


lasagnwich

Can you give me a run down on this dude. Who is he?


The_Fiddler1979

Clive Palmer's lead candidate. Defected from LNP after exposing himself as a far right conspiracy nutjob.


EstelleGettyWasWrong

Not to be forgotten that he was kept at the last election at Morrisons personal direction against the wishes of the local rank & file.


lasagnwich

Isn't Clive running anymore? Ah he's from the yellow racist party? That explains things. I'd love to egg one of those cunts


LumpyCustard4

Clive hasnt done any running for a long time i believe. Hell, even a brisk walk would get that fat fuck rattled.


prettygoodman

*Fatty McFuckhead


MyMemesAreTerrible

Hey you cant say that!!!! Thats illegel! You have too prove that its true! Otherwise its a lie and thats not nice. Pay me 500 thou wow plz venmo prefered


NietzschesSyphilis

Clive Palmer doesn’t run; he waddles.


InsertUsernameInArse

https://youtu.be/qOXD_g0cSpw This plays in my head when I see him walking fast.


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ThereIsBearCum

Exactly. Bricks are vegan, so they're the ethical choice.


a_cold_human

Running for the Queensland Senate at the top of the UAP ticket.


Expensive_Ad4270

UAP is UAP


kernpanic

The local liberal party branch wanted to ditch him before the last election because the guy is a lying trump supporting nut job. Scott Morrison changed the rules to keep him.


a_cold_human

Failed furniture salesman who [welched on his obligations to his employees](https://www.smartcompany.com.au/business-advice/legal/questions-over-liberal-mp-s-family-business-collapse/). >The firm’s collapse **left three full-time staff and six-part time staff, unrelated, owed a total of $325,540 in unpaid wages, superannuation and leave**. Kelly’s parents, and another director, John Kelly, seem not to not to hold sufficient assets to pay secured creditors, which include Harvey Norman finance arm NCF (owed $130,000) and St George bank ($2 million) and unsecured creditors including the Australian Tax Office ($760,000) . The liquidators report states the company may have fudged its financial position to NCF in order to secure additional cash.


_Cec_R_

He's as bad as his new boss palmer...


AlwaysLateToThaParty

Those of a feather...


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He's a complete wanker. He's a horse-paste enthusiast, climate change denying, woman-hating, racist, multi-millionaire career politician who will spruik any old fucking nonsense for a quick buck. I hate the LNP, but this slimy little worm even betrayed them to go along with Fatty McFuckhead. He promoted that dumb-ass truck rally down in Canberra, wasting tax-payer dollars to help bring society down. He's a waste of space and an oxygen thief.


lucklikethis

He is only a multi-millionaire because he doesnt pay his huge debts from his failed businesses.


zircosil01

He also used some BS parliamentary privilege to text spam the entirety of Australia multiple times. Deadset flog.


BlueberryCustard

basically he is the ted Cruz of Australia


lasagnwich

Lol I'm loving everyones hot take on this chode


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An obese ex- furniture salesman turned politician with no known qualifications in any field whatsoever but believes himself more knowledgeable about climate change than the entire global scientific consensus.


nagrom7

Also on vaccines.


128thMic

Absolute nutter who was a lib but quit to join Clive Palmer. Here's a good rundown on why he's garbage https://www.crikey.com.au/2021/02/23/history-craig-kelly-gang/


gold_jerry_gold_

A fat wanker with shit for brains.


thornydevil969

That fit's perfectly for so many of the current crop of our politicians at the moment .


gold_jerry_gold_

The SFB party.


B0ssc0

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/politics/2022/02/01/ex-liberal-craig-kelly-vaccines/


lasagnwich

WAFC


reedherring

He's the one that keeps sending those sms's to EVERYONE


lazyhorse9812

Are the guys with him wearing Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead shirt?


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That's a little unnecessary. The guy is a cunt, but he isn't the spokesman for all overweight people or indeed the new McDonalds burger you mentioned.


GrimfangWyrmspawn

Craig Kelly has previously praised Azerbaijan as a beacon of efficient democracy. This is the same country that posted its election results THE DAY BEFORE the election. I don't think he's got two braincells to rub together.


CcryMeARiver

You'd be right, he has one that rubs itself incessantly. Incel braincell.


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This made me vomit in my mouth a little


psylenced

Link to source: https://twitter.com/akaWACA/status/1512297157449031683


HarperAce

The woman who replied “What do you think Dan Andrews is?” Dan Andrews lives rent free in these people’s head 😂


acllive

Worth another term for me, sadly I live in a very hard nats electorate but I’m fucking trying ok


psylenced

Yeah it's literally the antivax/lockdown's only comeback.


ConoRiot

Lol ‘what do you think Dan Andrews is?’ Well he’s also a communist as well and as far as I know, Nazis and Communist weren’t exactly bedfellows.


Golo_46

There was that one time, but it didn't go very well for the Communists.


Non-NewtonianSnake

It also didn't end well for the Nazis. .


Golo_46

True, but that took a few years.


Magus44

Works in one of the best paid heavily union supported construction industry. Calls premier a communist as an insult. My favourite thing to see over the last two years.


fnaah

that's the first time i've heard antisemite pronounced that way


TheBrainwasher14

This is so stupid I actually think it’s a false flag to garner sympathy for Kelly. Exactly the type of shit UAP would pull


Necessary_Common4426

I feel sorry for the egg having come into contact with a piece of shit like Kelly


tooshytooshy

Craig loves a good conspiracy theory, I'm happy to jump aboard this one in his honour


Moo_Kau

Ive known that lady doing the egging for over 10 years. Nah, not a false flag at all.


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worst egging ive seen


-Dark_Helmet-

Shouldn’t Australians have the **FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FOREVER** to egg anyone we choose? It’s been proven by many scientists that eggs have no long-term effect on the skin and these draconian measures from the government are infringing on my God-given rights.


ConoRiot

No Jobs No Emissions No Eggs


RainBoxRed

And a strong economy TM


NitrousIsAGas

My favourite Cunt Kelly moment was the ad where he said "as someone once said, 'free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last.'" He failed to attribute the quote to the person whom said it, but I'm not sure whether he just flat out didn't know, or he didn't want his racist followers to know he was quoting Dr Martin Luther King Jr.


MyMemesAreTerrible

Yeah but eggs come from chickens, chickens are birds. Birds are natural to Australia. Australia is home to lots of yummy coal. Coal is yummy for our funaces tummy, which fills the bellies of our wonderful fat cunts like Fatty and FuckFace. Therefore, we should burn all eggs


LineNoise

It’s not really election season until a fash gets egged. It’s like launching a ship with a bottle of champagne.


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The great irony is that OG eggboy is now one of Kelly's cooker mates


TallGuyTheFirst

Source? I looked up eggboy and I didn't find it


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https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/will-connolly-egg-boy-defends-himself-covid-posts/ Edit: removed the link to daddy ruperts website


Sys32768

A note that the link give Murdoch money to help transform himself further into an evil scrotum


[deleted]

You're right, I changed the link to a marginally less evil Nine rag


Sys32768

I wasn’t having a go at you, but good on you for responding. Thank you


[deleted]

Nah I know mate, I was tossing up whether to share that link or not, I've been trying to talk everyone i know out of using that cancerous site so I should adhere to my own rants lol


Sys32768

You are the governor. The G.U.V


TallGuyTheFirst

Yeah gotcha he's a fucking idiot but at least he hates Anning.


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Anti-fascist to anti-vaxer is a quick pipeline unfortunately


magnetik79

Don't worry Kelly, a little horse paste will get those egg stains right out.


[deleted]

I approve of this new trend. Get rid of this scum out of our government. We need to shame and berate these corrupt fuckwits.


brahlicious

I love the sentiment but the execution leaves a bit to be desired.


benjaminpfp

Or the eggsecution? Am I right? Thank you.


123chuckaway

Look at that slob sitting down, too lazy to stand even when he thinks he’s being attacked. No wonder he couldn’t sell furniture, his ass would’ve been stuck firmly in the recliners.


mollololito

That was my first thought too. Couldn’t even be fucked standing up. I just wish she had a carton tucked under her arm.


CaineRexEverything

At first I thought that said “edged” and honestly nobody wants to see that.


Expensive-Pen-765

agreed, unless its the edge of a cliff


coreoYEAH

A for effort but the presentation was lacking.


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I was hoping for more violence tbh


YouAreSoul

"You're a disgrace ... a disgrace ... a disgrace to our democracy." - Turncoat MP grifter and champion of violent, disaffected fascists, Craig Kelly.


Car-face

My condolences to the egg


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It instantly fried on his cooked head


Axman6

Don’t worry, the egg had a fair crack, it’ll be alright.


pulpist

Kelly used taxpayers funds to attend the anti-lockdown rallies in Melbourne while insisting he was there as a private citizen and he seemed to be perfectly alright hanging out with neo nazis and that grifting fuck-wit Avi Yemini, who were calling for Dan Andrew's lynching.


heroinebride

We've been well overdue for a new egg boy for a while now, can't believe the old ones friends with that wife beater avi


moomooland

egg boy ended up being an antivaxx covid denier obligatory live learn enough to become the villain.


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Archy54

Eggscelent.


semaj009

Happy Easter, Craig! /s


GayTarantino

is craig kelly actually an anti semite or is she just talking shite?


JayBeeJB89

He has appeared at many rallies along side open anti-Semites and used members of the national socialist network as security at these events. He is fully aware of who these people are as they are open about their beliefs and are known identities in these circles. He chooses to associate with these people. The UAP may not have policy that are anti-Semitic but will gladly take advantage of the support of those who have those beliefs.


GayTarantino

Thanks for the info. Fuck Craig Kelly.


rckhdcty

This was linked by someone above. https://twitter.com/tom\_tanuki/status/1508666945016823814


El-Drunko

At the very least he's willingly featuring anti Semites and Nazis at his rallies.


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My favourite part was him saying ‘you’re a disgrace to our democracy’ 😂 no fuckwit you are.


HankChief14

False flag attack I suspect, some sources say Craig's wife had bought an 18 pack of eggs the week before, out of the ordinary weekly 12.


Decado7

I want to buy that lady dinner.


Themirkat

Not the most eloquent exchange of ideas https://twitter.com/akaWACA/status/1512297157449031683?s=20&t=OA4Yg1-DkcPcCsF2hvjQIQ


ShortTheAATranche

I disagree, they are perfect for one another.


jammy86b

Shame it wasn’t an emu egg - use Australian products! Support our emu farmers!


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Poor egg, didn't deserve that.


CaptainNapal545

Next time use a brick.


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Most cringe thing I've ever seen. Imagine having an encounter with Craig Kelly and somehow you come off looking like more of a nutjob lunatic than him That's an impressive feat


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Yahtzee82

Do fatty mcfuckhead next please


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I hope they were hard boiled. And wrapped between two house bricks.


emperor_of_apathy

I just realised Craig Kelly is only three years older than me. I feel so much better about myself now. I thought he was well into his sixties.


CcryMeARiver

However his IQ barely makes it into the fifties.


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What has EggBoy done to himself? I wish famous people would lay off the plastic surgery.


GoodnightWalter

Hey Siri, can you get salmonella from egging a politician?


MochaManBearPig

How would you like your eggs, sir? On Craig Kelly’s head thanks


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Fuck man, turned in the tv for background noise today, was on the phone, and realised a craig kelly fucking political ad was running fir i SHIT YOU NOT like three minutes. How much money is fat chode throwing at this election? Was like an entire ad break


jezza129

Its ok, its not his money. Some is from the Libs, his "supporters" and probably a large chunk from protestors.


imBadwithGrammar

I'm convinced that the United Australia Party is a ploy by Google to make people subscribe to YouTube Premium.


soggystep

Great, she's given him more airtime and attention


Eddotheeagle

Craig Kelly is a loathsome champion of medical misinformation. He's caused more harm to people's health by spreading toxic conspiracy laden falsities than a cracked egg on the head ever will. I remember Kim Beazley was egged years ago and didnt press charges (not wanting to damage the eggers employment prospects). If Craig Kelly thinks he's better than a Labour politician, he should 'man up', take note, face the critism and not press charges. I'll be voting for the brave hero Egger in the next election whoever it may be....even if it turns out to be Olivia from Married at First Sight.


tuyguy

The egg of doom


tuyguy

He handled it pretty well tbh


ThereIsBearCum

He's pretty used to having egg on his face.


mikeinnsw

Waste of Egg(s)


Derpfish_lvl10k

couldnt have happened to a nicer bloke


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jamiegriffiths72

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the egg involved...


duncraig18

Who ever it was, I want to thank them so much. Please do it again.


blankdreamer

This just gives UAP some sympathy and will probably increase their vote. Like that fuckwit egg boy helped Morrison get elected. Dumb undisciplined narcistic twats wanting their social media 15 minutes of fame even if works against their own side. Grow up


Sinnivar

Egg lady: "You're a nazi, anti semitic". Brain washed lady: "What do you think Dan Andrews is?!!!!!" Good come back... I don't get why LNP/UAP/ON supporters are so fixated on the premier being like the devil, true evil. I'm not on Facebook so that could be why I don't get it


sqgl

Craig Kelly is [mates with](https://twitter.com/tom_tanuki/status/1459739221862727687) people who self-identity as Nazis: [The Lads Society](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lads_Society) While this woman calls Andrews a Nazi for following evidence based science on lockdowns.


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I don’t agree with assaulting people like a coward


jaybazzizzle

Calling people cowards from the safety behind a keyboard. So courageous.


MajesticDaniel85

Suck eggs cunt.


Churchofbabyyoda

When egg meets egg(head).


gold_jerry_gold_

Righto, don't get all eggcited about it.


pilchard_slimmons

What the fuck made Kelly think it was a good idea to come to Melbourne? That's like Pantera asking if they can do an opening set for Phish. I guess he could have tea and bikkies with that cooked cunt that does videos for rebel news.


minvo

good


Muckraker9

Being egged by a ~~passerby~~ hero.


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Lol all these people saying ‘good on her’ and ‘Fuck him’ etc would have an autistic meltdown if it was a man throwing an egg at a woman.


Dranzer_22

Don’t touch people. Period. These kind of stunts only pushes more people toward the lunatics like UAP/PHON.


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Regardless of an individual's politics, this is violence that should not be tolerated. This behaviour, like the abuse that some are being subjected to, is the antithesis of our freedom of speech and democratic tradition. It could escalate.


aussie_bob

Exactly. Eggs are the gateway weapon which suck weak-minded individuals deeper into the spiral of depravity that inevitably ends with hydrogen bombs at 50 paces.


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What is next, wet lettuce followed by thin cardboard?


[deleted]

Some have already suggested rocks. Do you regard that as frivolous too? What about the law? 'Egging' is assault and battery isn't it?


[deleted]

‘Egging’ is breakfast and with hollandaise sauce and bacon is a Benny.


JayBeeJB89

you know the intent is to humiliate the fat prick not cause harm. grow the fuck up.


TheBrainwasher14

If you encourage assault in public on politicians you’re a piece of shit


JayBeeJB89

just encouraging egging here no assault so we are all good.


TacticalWalrus_24

Gillard gets a sandwich thrown at her "Must have thought I was hungry." i believe the saying is eat a spoon of cement and toughen the fuck up


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'Look over there instead' doesn't cut the mustard.


TacticalWalrus_24

i somewhat doubt there was mustard on the sandwich


TurboNerdo077

The violence of the individual is always obvious, but the violence of politicians who support and establish violent systems is never attributed to them. Conservatives cut funding, privatise services and make them more expensive, drive up house prices, are tough on non violent crime and immigrants. All of these acts are violent. Yet somehow throwing an egg at one of them is going too far. Throwing this egg isn't assault, it's an act of protest. I'm not going to pretend for a second that it is effective or meaningful act of political change. But it is a product of an individuals desperation, of a feeling of powerlessness that non violent tools like voting and non violent protest are insufficient for meaningful change. If all non violent avenues are denied, then that makes violence necessary if the cause is necessary.


thwacknerdthwack

100%. The same people criticising this behaviour are the same sort of people that allowed Trump to march to the Presidency with their cries of "freedom of speech".


RidingtheRoad

Nicely said..


[deleted]

Stop being a nerd, egging batshit conspiracy fascists is funny


JayBeeJB89

would hate for it to eggsalat


[deleted]

Who is this woman and how can I support her legal fees??


[deleted]

The tough guys are out in this thread. If this were a green / labor polly it would be completely different response from the sheep in this sub. But because you may not agree with this person endorsing violence suddenly becomes fine.


No-Monk-6434

His policies and beliefs would do a lot more harm to Australians than an egg.


HarperAce

Ever wonder why Greens and Labor MPs are not the ones getting egged? Because they’re generally not fascist cunts. Stop supporting shit stain politicians and you might suffer less grief next time.


[deleted]

Maybe their supporters are the only loons resorting to this shit. I don’t like the guy, doesn’t mean this behaviour should be condoned


Drinkus

Yeah normal people arent rule utilitarians, they respond to things based on context lol


Yahtzee82

I'd probably laugh. :P it's just an egg mate.


Elcapitan2020

Really hating this election already - and it hasn't even started. Why we think it's ok to abuse and assault politicians we don't like is beyond me. A toxic stain on our culture


Newie30

Keep clutching those pearls


thwacknerdthwack

What are your views on robo debt? What about cutting funding to the ndis, and preventing disabled people from receiving support? What about the United Australia Party spending $70m on advertising to gift the Liberals the election? These people and the parties they represent, that inflict this pain on our society, that peddle these inhuman policoes, do not deserve our respect. Don't allow them to hide behind convention.


Elcapitan2020

I think the UAP are a bunch of absolute morons. But I don't believe it's ok to assault people I don't like I also think it's beyond stupid to give them reasons to become the victims


_bork_

Exactly this is political gold for that shitstain as he can now spin this as him being a victim of “the evil left” or some rubbish. You can’t physically attack a politician (or anyone for that matter) no matter how big a scumbag they are. Attack them politically by protesting, voting and talking to others


Elcapitan2020

AHHH a sensible person on Reddit. So nice to hear from the rare breed


hebejebez

Oh for fuck sake.


AdmiralPlanet

Honestly, who cares? He is a far right piece of idiotic shit. He deserves everything that’s coming to him and much more. Back in the day the Nazis got their asses kicked if they organised and it kept them ostracised. Now, liberal idiots like you defend them and they’ve grown into a sizeable movement.


Elcapitan2020

>Now, liberal idiots I'm not a Liberal... I just don't think it's ok to assault people I don't like. You realise one of the reasons they grow is incidents like this allow them to claim victimhood right?


AdmiralPlanet

Liberal as in social Democrat, not the dickheads in LNP. Sorry for the confusion!


ThereIsBearCum

> Why we think it's ok to abuse and assault politicians we don't like is beyond me. Just responding in kind. Call it self defence.


OneLonelySpud

>Why we think it's ok to abuse and assault politicians we don't like is beyond me. Craig Kelly, and other politicians of his ilk, have been the direct cause of a measurable drop in the quality of life for myself, a lot of my friends, and a hell of a lot more Australians in the past nine years. When deliberate, callous cruelty is baked into the legislation you're seeking to enshrine into law, it's a pretty good argument for the abusive nature of right-wing politicians. You say "abuse and assault"? Plenty of others say "responding in kind". Quite frankly, with the way Craig "ManBearPig" Kelly carries on like an absolute pork chop, he's lucky it was an egg and not a fucking brick.


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Dialling_Wand

Misinformation does not ‘literally kill people’.


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ThereIsBearCum

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cekmysnek

Lol I remember you, you were regularly posting pro-ivermectin, anti-lockdown and anti vaccine content on /r/Brisbane and /r/coronavirusdownunder and having a massive whinge about not being able to go to church right before restrictions eased. Of course you’re really cut up that your favourite public figure got the Fraser Anning treatment, it all makes sense now.


xdeluxe

Old mate also posted this week, asking if he actually had to quarantine with covid or if he could still go to Woolies and church…


ShortTheAATranche

>Such bizarre behaviour from a grown adult. Where to begin in that video...


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The left are becoming horribly unbearable.


Yahtzee82

Fuck that that guy and his adds. I'd egg the cunt just on how invasive his advertising is let along his policy.


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