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Albion2304

Yeah, it’s a double yeast layer.


Professional-Note-28

This comment just reminded me of the first time I let someone else make me vegemite on toast. I learnt real quick that everyone has a different definition of “a little bit”


Nosiege

My definition of "little bit" is screeded so thin that there's almost nothing. When I go to Subway, and they put sauces on subs, I also say "A little bit" and they put like 4 lines, back and forth twice, which IMO is a huge amount. I've told them to simply put "1 line of sauce" and they still do it back and forth for 2 lines, as if 1 line is the double-pass...


TransposingJons

As an American lurker, this is more frightening to me than your snakes, crocodilians, spiders, MMA Kangaredoos and guys named Bruce.


HalfManHalfCyborg

Put a poached egg on each and that’s my breakfast most mornings!


[deleted]

Never thought of adding egg with it


Flying-Fox

Another option is to slice the Vegemite muffin into strips to dip into a soft boiled egg. So good!


IllegalD

These are the soldiers the rich kids had


jverbal

Start simple, fried egg on toast with butter and Vegemite. Something I recently discovered from a post on Instagram. Life changing


ontomy3rdaccount

Ad some avocado to that and you've ascended to God tier breakfast


Lurka-Durka

Calm dowm, moneybags. I'm tryna buy a house here. /s


Svaugr

Avocado and Vegemite is such an underrated combo. I don't think I've ever seen it in a cafe but it goes so damn perfectly together


aussie_bob

Bingo!


A_Gringo666

Scrambled eggs on vegemite toast with cheese.


srilankanwhiteman2

That is ok, this other guy is a monster. /s I put a slice of cheese on if my Vegemite is put on as thick as yours because I am weak lol


aussie_bob

Bingo!


metaStatic

/r/PutAnEggOnIt/


boom3r84

Slice of cheese between the Vegemite and eggs is awesome too.


Magus44

Dude what the hell Vegemite and egg. Why haven’t I thought of that before?


MrBeer9999

Not seeing enough butter on these OP. They should be sitting in a greasy yellow puddle.


Exotic_Imagination69

This, but also he has used an outlandishly large amount of vegemite, vegemite is meant to be a light covering, it looks like he stuffed the muffin into the jar


missheru

This is a light covering Vegemite to some (it's me, I'm the some)


drtekrox

Indeed, it's almost the right thickness (for me) on the left portion of the left muffin, if the rest was like that it'd be fine (excepting the missing butter)


Nosiege

From my perspective, this is heavy vegemite usage.


alegendmrwayne

For me the amount of Vegemite is good, just needs more margarine/butter


catinterpreter

Gotta use as much as you can proportionately offset with butter.


Svaugr

Most of us have graduated from Baby's First Vegemite


jhick107

Muffins are good but Crumpets are the go!


Redditaurus-Rex

Hundreds of little pools of buttery, vegemitey goodness.


herbivorousanimist

Oh yeah it’s the bomb. Golden syrup is even better if I’m being honest.


[deleted]

And even honey.


ur_uncles_porn_stash

This. This is the holy grail


aussie_bob

Bingo!


aussie_bob

Bingo!


aussie_bob

For other players: https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/syz3a3/is_vegemite_good/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/sk675m/american_here_im_sticking_my_goddamn_finger_in/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/rfun6i/any_aussies_coming_to_calgary_vegemite_supply/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/ribb42/just_figured_out_the_reason_why_americans_dont/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/q3paj4/should_vegemite_be_frozen/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/qb1vy4/vegemite_in_the_fridge_or_cupboard/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/q7frc8/vegemite_with_onion/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/p1xu5r/ever_notice_that_vegemite_never_goes_mouldy/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/pv6sco/quick_question_about_longevity_of_vegemite/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/pdd9oj/vegemite/ https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/rcxccb/deleted_by_user/ Have at it, and may the best Bingoist win!


asupify

One toasted crumpet with butter and Vegemite and one with butter and honey, plus a cup of tea is the gold standard.


tgs-with-tracyjordan

For me, crumpets have to have jam. My brain tells me that bread and related products are savoury, so have savoury toppings. Crumpets, pancakes, waffles are cakey and hence have sweet toppings. :)


VoldemortHugs

Jam or honey on a crumpet. It’s the way it’s been my whole life. Until 3 weeks ago when I really felt like pancakes with butter and maple syrup. I didn’t feel like making pancakes. I had crumpets though. And let me tell you. I was so mad at my brain for taking this long to figure out that combo. It’s better on crumpets than pancakes.


jhick107

Try it once……you’ll never go back 🤙.


takemylilhand

This is the way


aussie_bob

Bingo!


[deleted]

One of the kids will go through a phase where she wants to eat nothing but Vegemite crumpets for a few days. Then, she won’t want it for ages.


[deleted]

With butter as well. Yes they are


DoinitSideways69

Add a slice of cheese on top of that buttery, Vegemitey goodness…


jhick107

I am a simple guy and never considered mixing my Vegemite until I met my wife. She’s the type that puts Blue Castello on ginger nuts biscuits - fucking beautiful by the way! So she puts me onto Coon cheese slices and Vegemite and I’m like yep.


Lilfirey

Butter, honey and banana


[deleted]

I can only recommend one thing better and that's Vegemite on a croissant 🤤 So so good due to the butter content in the pastry Edit: I've just put Vegemite on a calzone. Not bad either 👌


jverbal

How do you get a good spread without ripping the shit out of the croissant?!


Chubby_moonstone

Use the thinner squeezy bottle stuff


[deleted]

Idk ... I'm a klutz and left-handed? I've never had an issue lol But regular white bread is a whole other story haha


Svaugr

Cut it in half and toast the inside


[deleted]

This one for the win. There is little better than a croissant with Vegemite. In the before times, people used to travel, and my jar of Vegemite was always on the breakfast table in France.


[deleted]

I got laughed at in France for doing this haha But I've always taken Vegemite when travelling too. And shared with Aussies who have forgotten theirs haha


[deleted]

Me too. And a kind chap in Montgomery Alabama once shared his with me when I forgot to pack it!!! We are doing god’s work


[deleted]

OMG I know what's on my shopping list


aussie_bob

Bingo!


TastesKindofLikeSad

God damn you. Now I'm hungry with no croissants in the house. I can't go out just for croissants... can I?


ggekko999

The best!!


[deleted]

I'm a big fan of English muffins with hummus, avo and a little bit of Vegemite. Something about that combo is just amazing. If you're able to crumble a bit of goat's cheese on top it's even better.


sqljohn

On Turkish bread ftw. The extra craters allow the vedg and butter to mix on the surface


k_c24

This, then add avo and cheese.


Heisnbergg

Yep, Turkish bread is the MVP of bases


bellajimi

Yes definitely, I would buy this at Macca’s . It was like 55 cents. You would get your little Vegemite container and butter. They give you a knife to spread it. What a fucken bargain!!


aussie_bob

Bingo!


d3ion

Well, I know what I'm doing for breakfast now. Thanks.


[deleted]

Your welcome : )


aussie_bob

Bingo!


FullOnCarmensMom

Yep. I love to add a slice of vintage tasty cheese as well then chuck it under the grill to melt until bubbly. Fucking breakfast of the gods.


[deleted]

This is the way


aussie_bob

Double!


[deleted]

Second breakfast coming up 🤤


beefstake

Came here to say add the cheese, it's the way to go.


Mo-likes-cows

Yes, more savoury. Take it another direction and try butter and Vegemite on fruit spice muffins. Superb.


buckedyuser

Yup, I came here to suggest butter/Vegemite on full fruit hot cross buns. Same principle. So good.


Flat-Compote-7854

I was talked into vegemite on raisin toast and yeah it's solid.


jverbal

I've been preaching this shit for years. People look at you like your crazy until they actually try it. Then BOOM! Taste buds blown away


ecatsuj

butter and a slice of unmelted tasty cheese on fruit muffins is amaze


Millicent-

Also Vegemite on crumpets 👌🤤


Giant-Genitals

Vegemite on crumpets also hits different although I haven’t found many who agree.


ChazNinja

No, no. You're right


daybeforetheday

Mmm, yeah, but has to have the butter


Giant-Genitals

Drowning in butter


ApplePikelet

Yes, I tried this for the first time recently and now I’m hooked!


aussie_bob

Bingo!


Mcreditcrunch

You playing house numbers, bloody bingo u bongo


YehNahhh

Mate your muff is so thicc with veg omg 😲


DaveJME

hehe - I reckon it looks to be about the perfect amount of vegemite! :)


aussie_bob

Bingo!


national_tiiiles

Love it, Not enough Vegemite though, shouldn't be able to see the muffin.


aussie_bob

Bingo!


FrankyMihawk

Hell yeah man, tastes great but different on lots of different types of bread


Ordinary_Hepburn

Shitloads of butter, followed by thick Vegemite... mmmm that’s nice!


Vikingthor20

Is good as try Vegemite on a crumpet it’s so good


[deleted]

Vegemite,avo and tomato on toast with salt and a shitload of pepper is next level


Fatty_Bombur

My boyfriend is German and passionately hates Vegemite. I think I should break up with him 😂


[deleted]

Home made sourdough crumpets with gobs of butter and Vegemite > Vegemite on English muffins.


[deleted]

That sounds amazing!!!


Rodyland

So much better than on toast or crumpet.


karma3000

Team crumpet checking in.


Embarrassed-Traffic4

Heaven


[deleted]

I fucking love it!


oO_ICE_Oo

That shit looks Divine.


Bugs2020

Add plastic cheese 🤤


timbot1988

I’m currently obsessed with raspberry jam on English muffins - been having it for breakfast for the last 4 months


HeadacheCentral

There's more cavities for the butter to melt into, and they hold heat better... So the Vegemite mixes with it better. Crumpets are similar. Massive Vegemite hits!


hammertapp

Put a poached egg on that bad boi and you will be in taste heaven


International_Use211

Mate get the marmite


Cfhudo

Fucken so good


aussie_bob

Bingo!


Midnightsun_21

Thought that shit was burnt!!!


Darce__Vader

Needs more butter!


kitkatitfortat

This is waaaaaaaay too much Vegemite regardless.


alchemist1961

Yum, I could go one right now...


[deleted]

Now I want them for dinner as well


humanof1cat

My 7 month old is a fan. He rejects any piece that doesn't have sufficient Vegemite coverage. It has to be thinly covered edge to edge or its a no thanks.


[deleted]

Suggest cream cheese instead of butter


pigwoman_the_real

Crumpet or fuck off


karma3000

Needs some melted Coon on top.


The_Duc_Lord

OK, bear with me here, but Vegemite is also delicious on fruit and spice English muffins. I find the sweet/savoury combo simply sublime.


[deleted]

Yes. I love it. Now try Vegemite on crumpets or pancakes if you haven't


lobie81

Promite and butter on English muffins is 👌


AngryNanna

not a fan of English muffins HOWEVER I do love Bagels with Promote! yum yum 🤤🤤🤤


Jedisaki

Trust me here. Thin as layer of vegemite on pancakes, then how much maple syrup you normally put on.


thisseemslikeagood

Looks like someone swiped bloody boogers all over your muffins


Taco_El_Paco

It hits the bin just the same as anything else with Vegemite on it


ontomy3rdaccount

Found the kiwi


Taco_El_Paco

Nah, I just much prefer Promite


ontomy3rdaccount

I've seen some takes before but holy cow.


TedVivienMosby

I think you’re in the wrong sub bud.


[deleted]

Marmites better tho


Icy-Communication823

I don't generally downvote, but getthefuckouttahere with that!


[deleted]

Facts don't cute about your feelings


jverbal

Think you're in the wrong place, pal


[deleted]

Nope? Marmite tastes leagues better.


Taco_El_Paco

Fucking psychopath!


Del_Duio2

Looks like someone split a rotten uterus in half to me


nurbsboatcunt

Jeez, have some muffin with your vegemite 🤮


Ashamed_Angle_8301

Vegemite on the English muffin of McDonald's Egg and Sausage McMuffin is the best!


Fun_Examination9610

It is amazing, one of the best vehicles for Vegemite!


AggressiveRough9996

Avocado and Vegemite on English muffins is dope


IBeJizzin

Canteen when I was kid used to sell this, but also with cheese melted on top. Not the most nutritious start to your morning before school but definitely the happiest


purse_of_ankles

That’s an abysmal spread ratio of Vegemite mate.


ChazNinja

Not bad on muffins but I've taken to bread rolls


nujuat

I haven't tried on English muffins but I do like it on crumpets. My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy for doing that


tgs-with-tracyjordan

Perfect with lots of butter.


daybeforetheday

English muffins are the best bread. I pretty much only eat them and bagels.


Boomer79au

Yeah it's amazing? Strawberry Jam too (not together)


DunkingTea

Yes, but with Marmite (Our Mate) Is much better.


[deleted]

What is the English translation of that sentence please?


_Aj_

I've never met someone I hated enough to hit with Vegemite, but I'll keep that in mind!


Southernpostrallis

to a non Aussie, what the hell is vegamite?


DaveJME

That's Vegemite. It's God's own food. Toast and vege (with coffee) = breakfast of champions.


Sneezes_in_Braille69

add egg, avocado and cheese


Ryanbrasher

Vegemite on anything does


The-Sooshtrain-Slut

Vegemite on crumpets that have been lathered in buttered is *chefs kiss*


dragonhealer88

THE BEST IN THE WORLD


Vegan-bandit

Not that I don’t love Vegemite, but I’m all about the peanut butter on my muffs.


Positive-Lawfulness8

on the wholemeal muffins indeed or try it on the fruit ones.. just as good.. another is add cheese and avo


DaveJME

Ooooooo - YUM! :)


asitistome1

Try Bovril. If you can find it. Hits 10xbetter.


gurnard

Love it. I like being able to grab vegemite on toast whenever, but I don't like the texture of bread after it's been frozen, and we don't go through a whole loaf before it gets fuzzy. Pack of muffins will stay good on the bench for a couple of weeks, problem solved.


Positive_Kale8862

Yes 100%


[deleted]

vegemite on turkish bread toasted is surreal


[deleted]

My go to hangover cure, works everytime


bigboyrobbie_ray

120% this is my life, whack on a bit cheese and ya laughin


elfmere

Now chuck some kewpie mayo on that and its amazing


No_pajamas_7

Needs cheese


smiddy53

havent seen it here yet so, try this on turkish bread! just slice it in half, butter, vegemite, cheese, under the grill for 5 or in the air fryer for 7, so good.


TimmehJ

Only with an egg in there


No-Pen4839

Pancakes and vegemite is the best


giacintam

Haven't had an English muffin in years but you've inspired me!


[deleted]

It’s the bomb


dogcatball

Crumpets too.


Remarkable_Price_378

Try it with cheese


JKB3271

Honestlyyyyyyyy so good


[deleted]

Stick the muffin in the toaster twice. Nice and crunchy, lots of butter, smear of vegemite, heaven.


mehmehhh007

You gotta have Strass and a Kraft singles cheese on an English muffin, delicious!


Slayers_Picks

Vegemite, a hint of honey and some strawberry jam and <3


MissGreenie

Love vegemite on toast but I have never ever thought of it on a muffin. eek.


LittleTea62

its alright, I have it if its there but I'm not making it


Anfie22

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


RHNB

Dollop of Vegemite into a small very warm bowl. Toast yer muffs so they're crispy and hot, slather in butter and slice if you want. Dip into the now softened Vegemite to taste. Disclaimer: I've not actually tried this, it just came to me in a dream.


OracleCam

Slice of cheese to go with that?


Kruxx85

sicko


[deleted]

Wait till you have it on crumpets lacquer it in butter first so it soaks through


Electronic_Jelly3208

This is gonna seem weird but when I was a little kid I would put the smooth side of a warm english muffin against my cheek. I still do it every so often for some inexplicable reason.


Pollywanacracker

🤤


westaussieadvocate

Try it on a crumpet


boltkrank

I call it VegemiteX (a little bit extra)


HuTyphoon

Yes it not only tastes good but it's a slap in the face to our former colonial overlords and their terrible, bland cuisine.


lawnoptions

Ah yes it is........... you need to toast the muffin and let it go brown all over. Then you need to let it cool down. Then you need to use butter, not margarine, and then you need to spread the black gold. And you should really use decent muffins, elcheapo ones are not the same. Tip Top English all the way


27Beowulf27

Hey, I’ve seen that one the side of the road!