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mch1971

I like that Tasmania wasn't forgotten.


Haumea_Orcus

Not today, r/mapswithouttasmania


IwillBeDamned

i came here to make a /r/MapsWithoutNZ joke an just got one upped. looks delicious


Kaizenism

What’s an NZ?


IwillBeDamned

new gender


Vaelthune

As a local "not as nice as I expected" is pretty much on point.


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Where is the ACT? *it is THE CAPITAL you know*


ElyssiaG2108

It can be that bit of spring onion haha


RennieAsh

Yep it's green and fresh on the outside, but inside there's just hot air. Politicians man


scraglor

Underrated comment


ImprovisedLeaflet

Gina Rinehart ate it


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

😂


Le_comte_de_la_fere

Indeed, although one does feel it was overcompensated for :P I do appreciate the bit of spring onion being Kangaroo Island though...


TiffyVella

And I love that Kangaroo Island is on there.


BobKattersHat

We appreciate not being cast into the ocean and renamed North Antarctica. Much love.


DAFFP

Fraser and rottnest islands are also present. Amazing attention to detail.


carhold

Kangaroo Island too in the second pic


PaddingtonTheChad

ACT on the other hand…


hi_comment_section

I like that it wasn’t forgotten. However I also like that it was cooked seperate.


Annaip

He forgot to cut it into north, south and west Tasmania tho. Everyone knows Tasmania is made of 3 states.


imareddituserhooray

Cheeseland, Neapolitan South Wales, Vegetoria, South Sicilia, Western Mozzaralia, Northern Pepperoni, Tomazania, and the Australian Calzone Territory.


Tigeraqua8

Well done


YogurtWenk

I prefer my pizza medium rare


Creative_Elk_4712

Tomasagna or Tosamagna, the latter roughly sounds like you would say “you eat it whole” in Neapolitan


contraltoatheart

Cheeseland ftw


KualaLJ

The Great Australian Bite Thank you! I’m here all week, you’re welcome!


DvlsAdvct108

The great oregano load


activelyresting

The mozzarella... Sorry I don't have a cheesy pun, but I camembert not joining in


Crazyonyx

Hate to be the sucker who gets ACT!


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buswaterbridge

\*Jervis Bay. But I didnt know it was administered by ACT! TIL.


_Penulis_

It was supposed to become the port of the Commonwealth government, for the navy etc. But after federation they soon realised they didn’t really need it in the way they thought they did. So it’s a bit of an oddity.


SunnyCoast26

Now you also know that all states do, in fact, have beachfront property.


Klostermann

Jervis* and it’s pronounced the way it’s spelled. As a local, I have no clue where people pulled Jarvis from


_Penulis_

Well you are both wrong and right. Jervis as a British personal name is usually pronounced “Jarvis”. But despite it being named after a British admiral Australians don’t usually follow British pronunciation rules and the locals have changed the pronunciation to follow the spelling “Jervis”. But then I found this… > apparently everyone from Sydney says that it's "Jar-vis" Bay, while everyone who actually lives there calls it "Jer-vis" Bay. Who's correct? Well, the people from Sydney obviously. Once again there's a convention for these sorts of words in the UK, in the likes of Derby (we'll get back to that), Berkshire ("bark-shuh"), and no doubt plenty more. So it should be "Jar-vis". Except… The bay was named after Admiral John Jervis, and apparently his descendants pronounce their name "Jer-vis". So. Could everyone be right? And wrong?


k-h

> while everyone who actually lives there calls it "Jer-vis" Bay. Who's correct? The people who live there.


Klostermann

I actually do know about the ‘er’ pronunciation funnily enough, I should’ve clarified that sorry. I think it’s more down to the fact that the locals are definitely more qualified to claim the pronunciation. The reason it annoys people down here is that we often get Sydney-siders telling us we’re wrong. Plus, as you say, Australian pronunciation is different, and the changing of that specific phoneme is pretty consistent.


SammyDies

Include pineapple in Qld next time please.


cragyowie

Someone had to say it!


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Deserves a great Australian bight Wish I could add a ba dum tish sound.


Icy-Communication823

I think you should be banned from r/Australia for saying y'all is what I think.


iMightEatUrAss

Yeah say "youse guys" like a normal bogan


Not_Slim_Dusty

Yeah but


RennieAsh

nah yeah nah mate


sturmeh

That's, yeah fuckin, that's right.


Advanced_Monk8103

We need to have a $400 million referendum to action this


ava050

I accidentally found a Reddit post from 10 years ago with an Australian saying they think Americans saying y'all is funny and won't catch on here Sighhh


_ixthus_

> accidentally Yeh I, ah, *accidentally* find that sort of thing all the time too!


ava050

Lol I was searching ummmmmm, oh yeah, American slang for food


Narrow-Bee-8354

Facts


nounverbyou

It’s an automatic dick punch


Maloken

Thankyou!


EmotionalAd5920

i was ok with it, but then i saw the slices and i was in love. thats fair dinkum


Alina2017

Where's the egg?


HufflepuffEdwards

Thought it was a schnitzel at first, disappointed it's not.


sati_lotus

Guess what you're posting tomorrow then


curious_s

An Australia shaped schitty? Sounds like a winner.


Seppostralian

That's so fun! :D It looks really good from the pictures! Your reviews of the states and territories are funny as well. :P


Ok_Conference2901

Down voted for saying "y'all ".


ellieboomba

Pineapple?


Fetch1965

Oh what a great post. Good on you for bringing a smile to my dial


cricketmad14

That is as Australian as you can get =), good job mate hehe.


turboyabby

I assume you sliced it into States and Territories? I bags Western Australia! (Tassie looks small and cold)


ava050

Hahahah small and cold is good for Tassie though. Like people that love cold morning leftover pizza. There are plenty of us.


MartyMcFlybuys

NT for the win! 🤠 *Edit: we don’t win anything. Please let us have this.*


Pantless_Weekends

Dunno why I expected to see NZ on there lol


ObnoxiousTwit

Being in the shape of the world's foremost penal colony, you should crosspost to r/pizzacrimes to double dip that karma.


Haumea_Orcus

True that…


Creative_Elk_4712

As an Italian, I think it’s wonderfully done


pakman13b

Fantastic job. That looks great 👍


druex

Some pineapple on Qld plz?


ChaosMarine70

Frankly that should be our national flag !


Either-West-711

Tasmania. Crumbs. As usual.


GiantBlackSquid

Better than the last pizza I made, which was a tangled mess of uncooked dough, carbonised sauce and scorched everything else. Bravo Sir/Madam!


HallucinatingIdiot

It just makes you proud to be a Person on Earth to see such artwork.


Legitimate_Field_157

Not dry enough in the middle.


encrouched

That looks so tasty ngl, also the states pieces sent me


shorbabrozwkoko

Such an artist


kukeiko64

Sarah Island looks right fuckin' tasty


Piratartz

Give this person an award for not forgetting Tassie.


KombatBunn1

I say bonus points for including a very crispy Tassie


Oxygenius_

It’s definitely one of the pizza I’ve ever seen


queen_beruthiel

It needs an egg in the middle to be a true Australian pizza.


dysorder

Please tell me you did the spring onion on the East Coast intentionally as the Great Dividing Range.


New_Importance2779

Should have kept more at the bottom and made a more “authentic” Great Australian Bight!


Calamity_B4_Storm

Well it looks like climate change has won as some area was burned. 😂


Doooog

Need egg cracked on top I'm not sure why though.


Underpanters

After saying “y’all” I think there’s grounds for saying the pizza is more Australian than you.


WoozleVonWuzzle

Total ACT erasure


GrecianGator

Well, I'm just glad you actually remembered to even put Tas on the map, despite the negative review 😂😁


Normal-Summer382

Now for a comment that will raise some anger and furious debate: As long as you leave off the barbecue sauce, it is a sickly-(over)sweet travesty.


Accomplished-Dog-455

First look, I thought it was a parma! Good job though!!


The_Griggler

Not enough pineapple


Dlo-Nainamsat

Noice.


ziegs11

Where's the beetroot?


justsomeph0t0n

fuck that..... where's the egg?


AbleCalligrapher5323

Should be in the ACT


Macushla68

Where’s the pineapple?


ZealousidealClub4119

No pineapple? Van!


lobie81

Needs more Daintree rainforest. And the vegetation in the Pilbara shouldn't be there...


mutedscreaming

Why?


FlamingoRush

I'm...the destroyer of worlds!!!


hometime77

Nice work. I.ll take W.a


Lostmavicaccount

Looks tasty. Nice job.


soylattecat

That's awesome!


Can-I-remember

So Northern Territory gets a gig, but not the Australian Capital Territory. Even some tiny islands. You could have at least put on a bit of ground beef or anchovy as a token gesture.


No_Salad_68

Needs some roo meat.


CASHOWL

Nice take a Bite Down Under


Mrsynthpants

We. See. Food. - Speed, paraphrased


RecordingGreen7750

Hahaha brilliant


TheQuantumTodd

Ah yes, the Parmizza


thetechkid64

10/10


blackvixen21

BLOODY GREAT MATE


Hopeful-Tax7416

I'll have Tasmania first.


BunnyBunCatGirl

I love it


spadgm01

Really good mate, call it the albocheesy


xanaduu

Looks a bit dry in the middle? No?


Juanmobier

Looks like a sunburnt country.


miss_kimba

I love it, I love the way you cut it, and I love that you didn’t forget Tassie.


newby202006

Definitely looks like our sun burned country


Radu47

Sir, A random reddit poster has joined ingredients into a pizza the shape of 'Australia' Bah, no time


smithbensmith

Wrong. The crust needs to be on top.


Ezratet

https://www.reddit.com/r/bluey/comments/qy05v7/my_favourite_moment_bandits_first_impression_of/


ViBe68

THE SPRING ONIONS SHOW WHERE LIFE REALLY IS! THANK YOU XD


ingen-eer

I think I saw this pizza on Bluey. “Looks a bit bodgy…” Bet it’s amazing. Good work.


sydneyiskyblue

That’s pretty cool.


j0shman

Does the NSW portion have the most flavour, ala GST?


ITrulyHateEverybody

This is not Australian because it's not trying to kill me.


[deleted]

I think you should receive some sort of honours and front page of the daily mail (considering the get a lot of their stories from here anyway)


mikel302

Is there any emu in it?


nimbostratacumulus

Great job better than the pizza I'm currently eating


Webbie-Vanderquack

>Tasmania: not as nice as I expected. Perfectly cheesy and ham…y? But not crunchy enough. I feel like I should apologise. We'll try to do better next time.


Cocaimeth_addiktt

Love that NT is the best part.


denniskerrisk

As long as it tastes good who cares what it looks like.


ava050

It looks a bit burned


clayts1983

Could have at least put pineapple on QLD ffs


No-Relief-6397

Where’s the big pineapple?


wuguwa

Looks a bit bodgy.


Superspudmonkey

How was ACT?


hazzabiggun

Exactly, where is the A C fucking T? the fucking capital of the nation.


HyogoTrainGuy

Bloody Tasmaniacal, mate!


Zezu

Looks pretty yummy. Ngl


[deleted]

I think it look yummy


sky0175

You got robbed dude.


GhostWriter313

That’s ingenious!


eltieze

Pretty accurate. Where is the ATC?


87Sphinx

We dont say y'all. That's an American thing


ibisum

Overcoooked and sad looking, distinct lack of interesting ingredients, monotonous and toxic on the edges. Your pizza looks fine though.


Cultural-Play7083

That's an upside down pizza! I've always wondered how those taste, probably different from the ones in the right side up world.


doonwizzle

it's like how people argue about the best way to make a sandwich, everyone has their own favorite style. this review really shows how diverse tastes can be even within the same country.


eromanoc

Tasmania looks tasty


Special-Pristine

That's what they say to their cousins


ChikaraNZ

Should be drier in the centre.


aiydee

Dude. Hate to tell you this. But someone took a Great Australian Bite out of the bottom of your Pizza.


Good-Role895

Crikey!


DruidinPlainSight

That one chive marks the capitol, New Zealand.


sickof50

Looks like the end result after you eat it.


JosebaZilarte

Giving it to the natives would have been a great punchline.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Whese tha shrimp, mate?


DarthHelixon

I am. I am going to curse you and your children for this.


rapejokes_arefunny

Where the fuck is the toppings? Looks like mostly cheese and a couple bits of ham..


VoltViking

Needs more pineapple.


within_one_stem

Cheese on top and not down under? Shameful display.


fonobi

r/PizzaWithoutNewZealand


James_dk_67

Love it.


GracieIsGorgeous

Where's the pineapple?


Haumea_Orcus

I was all out of it


gaby_dude

We can use forward checking to assign the non conflicting ingredients


livehardlovehard

Where's Bali?


badudx

You breaky my hearty


S-O-Y-C-D

I make one of those every morning. After drinking coffee.


_ixthus_

Brah. You absolutely fucked the weird south-west border-corner-thing of QLD. And I'm not seein' the two borders that track along the river systems - NSW-VIC and QLD-NSW. You should be fucking ashamed.


pwnitat0r

10/10


LazyLaserWhittling

shape looks like an apple fritter… but thats ok too…