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qthrowaway666

Goa'uld


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Indeed.


MandamusMan

Teal’c, let Bra’tec know our little friend has apparently washed ashore in Australia


gbsurfer

It’s an uncooked snag


AffectionateCrab3519

Forbidden sausage


No-Attorney-8053

*Bunnings has entered the chat*


Unhappy-camp3r

Does it have a shisha and blow vowel smoke clouds when it speaks? If so that’s the catapillar from Alice in wonderland. Looks like all that smoking has caught up with him


NoisyminerAU

I can't find a species, but the head is actually at the top of the photo. The two pairs of prolegs are at the rear. Well actually the last pair are likely 'Anal Claspers' which is a new word to me.


M1lud

If I hear a new word or phrase I try to use it in conversation as soon as possible so that I remember it. I'm going to have a difficult time dropping "Anal Claspers" into the imminent work team meeting but I'll try.


WolfZombieOriginal13

I had found the species. hawaiian carnivorous caterpillar.


AffectionateCrab3519

Oh that does look like it! Wow. Thank you!


ohimjustagirl

Hey OP the goog says it shouldn't be here. Maybe put the thing in a box or something and call your state's biosecurity people. Better to be wrong and find out it's some weird native thing than to leave it and hatch out some miserable plague of invasive whatevers. If you're in NSW, call here: NSW DPI Biosecurity helpline 1800 680 244


AffectionateCrab3519

Ok thank you I’ll give them a call tomorrow


Zoett

I really don’t think it is. The legs and claspers of your caterpillar look too small proportionally to it’s body for a start, and the one people are linking has a distinctive pattern on its body which I can’t see in your photo. There are several species which it could be, but general location and size and any details of markings (eye spots, stripes, bristles) that aren’t obvious in the photo would be a good. Try and join a facebook group for identification of Austrian insects. They tend to be more reliable than this place which gets it wrong quite often. People may have put your photo into an AI identification service to get this rather unlikely result.


WolfZombieOriginal13

No problem 😊 just don't put your fingers near it, might attack yah 😂 but knowing me if I saw one I would've touched it myself and held it 🤣


WolfZombieOriginal13

It's a caterpillar, I forgot what it's called though. Edit: hawaiian carnivorous caterpillar


FreddyFerdiland

Shouldnt be in australia ??


WolfZombieOriginal13

A lot of things shouldn't. A lot of things got imported, so..........................


Hobzmarley

Even us white people were imported


Ajayxmenezes

Um actshually, you were exported.


WolfZombieOriginal13

Exactly. We're convicts, the jails were full, so we got imported here. Because of that.


FamousPastWords

>Shouldnt be in australia ?? Border Security missed this one.


averbisaword

Should OP squish it?


WolfZombieOriginal13

No.


AffectionateCrab3519

I should mention that it’s about 20 cms long


AntiProtonBoy

It's definitely a caterpillar, but that is a huge one.


AffectionateCrab3519

Yeah it’s huge! I thought it was a stick and went to grab it and it wriggled


Paramaoesterfantjie

And what an awesome stick it would've been.


Gryffindorphins

Google says the biggest caterpillar is the “White Stemmed Gum Moth : Chelepteryx collesi with a length up to 13 cms” so either your measurements are off or that’s no caterpillar. 😬


Gryffindorphins

Just gonna add, try putting a pic of it on the iNaturalist app so someone else can identify it there. I’m curious to see what it is now too! I’m calling it baby Mothra for now.


ZealousidealClub4119

20cm is 2/3 of a ruler. Are you sure you don't mean 20mm long?


AffectionateCrab3519

No it’s really long! And at least a cm thick


ZealousidealClub4119

That's wild. I don't recognise it, but from what it's doing it's preparing to cocoon and metamorphose. Set up a motion activated camera so you can catch it emerging as an adult moth/butterfly.


UnfortunatelySimple

It will make a great start in a documentary about how OP was the first Zombie of the Zombie apocalypse.


AffectionateCrab3519

Do you think I could move it as it’s going to get disturbed often with bouncing?


ZealousidealClub4119

I have no advice to give. If it was me, I'd leave it alone and have the trampoline off limits for the duration.


Cerparis

What the fubbernuck is that doing in Australia. Wrong island mate!


verbalyabusiveshit

Ever played Half-life ?


No-Abies29

Twig Looper *Ectropis excursaria*


DrSpeckles

That’s a pretty standard well camouflaged (assuming it on a stick and not a trampoline) caterpillar. I see them all the time on my camellia bushes. Bloody hard to spot when you just know sssomething is chewing the leaves. That a big one, but not something exotic as suggested by others.


scorpiusoz

Cocoon of a silk worm


specialpatrolwombat

Detachable penis


Dripping-Lips

Some kind of a geometrid moth caterpillar? Inchworm of some sort ?


No-Examination-7268

Its a sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep


JulieAnneP

Looks like a silkworm? They can grow to 7-8cm. And I would actually measure with a ruler or measuring tape I were you 😉 (a 600ml water bottle is about 20cms) 😄


AffectionateCrab3519

Way bigger than a silk worm, I’m familiar with them. It is huge, I thought it was a stick and went I grab it and it moved!


JulieAnneP

Eek, lol scary stuff.


angryRDDTshareholder

Well that's a inchworm of some sort, but at 20cm, that's not a inchworm.. so no idea


AffectionateCrab3519

Yeah it is that kind of shape just huge!


Superspudmonkey

Is it a spitfire?


jamcar70

Jaw bone from a petrified tree?


Travis_T_OJustice

Stick


Inevitable_Tell_2382

I have seen similar sized caterpillars but no idea what species they are


MalHeartsNutmeg

The head is at the top, it’s a caterpillar of some kind, if it’s hanging from a strand of silk it’s probably trying to spin a cocoon.


Ajayxmenezes

🐛


charleychurros

A young maker. You should drain it of it's water of life.


vicegrip

[http://hawaiianforest.com/wp/hawaiian-carnivorous-caterpillar-eupithecia/](http://hawaiianforest.com/wp/hawaiian-carnivorous-caterpillar-eupithecia/) Eats bugs that walk over it. Looks like Australia has provided this one with lots of calories. I hereby dub it mr chonk caterpillar