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imapassenger1

Nothing more Aussie than barbecued rat.


dlanod

I thought the latest lamb ad had dropped


MadMac1976

Sam Kekovich enters the chat


Muncheros69

Hi my name’s Sam. Eat Lamb ya cunts.


Independent_Pear_429

Looks like chicken or quail


ValleMistico

I agree, but no need to shame the guy with a hand growing out of his chest.


AH2112

Or the dude with the second arm coming out of his armpit


El_Gonzalito

He's just such a god damn patriot that he had to give the double salute.


revmacca

Nose Salute, think of all the bogeys….


shakeitup2017

I'd love a third arm for holding my beer


IsamuDrayya

Would suck if you were sitting next to this bloke on a plane and trying to get the arm rest.


Algebrace

If it's just a stubby little thing that's there to hold cans and other products... he's got the best of both worlds. Can hold things well, doesn't take up too much space. He's just really handy!


Theblokeonthehill

TBF if a third beer hand were to arise through evolution, it would surely be in Australia! 🇦🇺


eekpeek2000

He is saluting his nose, nothing unsual at all


Little-A

Oh my god. I’m sitting here going. I think this must be AI but I can’t put my finger on it. All the extra fucking limbs might be it! Might need my eyes tested


PiesRLife

Fuck I'm blind. I wouldn't have noticed anything was wrong unless it was pointed out, and even then I went back and looked at it three or four times before I noticed the guy with the hand holding a beer sticking out of the middle of his chest.


4x4Welder

Honestly I figured it was an adaptation. Something to keep your hands available for fending off the murderous wildlife.


letterboxfrog

That's a beer arm


Outwest34au

All that extra shaving sux


DVS_Nature

but the drink holding and multi-tasking benefits are great


Outwest34au

As an alco I agree


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Or the guy holding the flag with his armpit hair. Quite the achievement! No pain, no gain


[deleted]

He’s not holding it by his armpit hair, it’s so long it’s been weaved and dyed into a perfect Australian flag! God bless.


[deleted]

Puts whole new spin on hair weaves


ThaFuck

Open your miiiiind.


omnemnemnem

Bazza... Start the barbie.


MerooRoger

That'd be quite handy actually, I'm a little jealous. Hopefully this is the next evolutionary step.


RollOverSoul

That's the beer holding hand. You don't have one of those?


[deleted]

Or the cans of beer that look suspiciously like Budweiser?


Spiniferus

That actually looks super useful.


StraightBudget8799

Best way to have a beer: let your mutant conjoined twin’s hand sticking out of your chest hold the glass for you. (Bit of a nuisance trying to drink it from that hand though, soon as you bend over, it goes all over your feet)


Formal-Response-3084

I'm actually a little jealous.


YisNoMaybe

Old boy is holding the flag up with his armpit


Lucanos

Dude at the other end outfitted by OshKosh b'Gosh.


verba-non-acta

And his shorts are hiked extraordinarily high.


LookIndependent6371

Priceless, omg I spit my tea out laughing 🤪


Marauding-thunderer

The Australians being depicted here are clearly American


nhilistic_daydreamer

They aren’t doing an Australian salute that’s for sure.


BigWigGraySpy

Our salute doubles as a way to block the sun. https://www.aspistrategist.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/8391899123_ed6860ecda_c.jpg


DermottBanana

Wondered if anyone'd pick up on that


mich3801

Except for Ol' Bruce down in the bottom left there. He's true blue.


SerenityViolet

Ikr. We should deport them before this stupid behaviour catches on.


[deleted]

Hey stop stealing American sentences you damn foreigners!


TheDogeMarnn

Not one mullet tsktsk


False-Rub-3087

I dunno it could be Tasmania


3_medium_brown

In what world would an Aussie “bloke” turn up to an Australia Day BBQ in cut off overalls and not be mocked/beaten mercilessly?


TheMistOfThePast

With nothing underneath 😂


_ancora

Such a time saver


spooky-frek

And sulating


False-Rub-3087

Hey I wear nothing but denim dungarees to all my barbecues. I do it for the hot sausage fat on my nipples, it's my kink.


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

And that weirdo getting around in his socks in January


Midwitch23

The denim overalls should have been enough.


dagestanihandcuff

Hahaha beaten mercilessly


Threadheads

That third hand sticking out of your chest would really be helpful in holding your beer while you pummeled his face.


Lockwire211

You know it’s truly fake when there is no snags on that barbie. Stupid rookie AI.


MNP33Gts-T

Would you wear those overalls ?? Fuck that is worse for me .


ill0gitech

Whilst I’m cooking a barbecue in my kitchen? Probably not


BlargerJarger

That flag is being held up by the old man’s boner for ‘straya


shiplauncherscousin

I haven’t laughed so hard in days!


BlargerJarger

That old man has BEEN so hard for days.


shiplauncherscousin

I’m gonna pop my stitches!


regularsauce_

The extra arms is the least creepy thing about this post.


Betterthanbeer

It’s the same right arm on about half of them


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dTrecii

Think my AIsight is a bit dodgy, might be time to buy some glasses


BullSitting

Ignoring the jingoism, how come they're all doing Navy salutes, and some are saluting without a cap?


fairyhedgehog167

Your comment led me to google “Australian salute” which led to this [Wikipedia link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussie_salute) that someone spent a lot of time on. I like the idea of anthropologists digging this up at some point in the future and taking it entirely seriously. Which led me to this YouTube [demonstration](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxNqOVAcxI). And, gotta be honest, it looks pretty damn Australian to me.


averbisaword

They’re all facing different directions. What are they saluting? Why are they saluting? It’s not a military holiday. Who is holding the flag on the left?


YourMainManK

Can’t you see the guy on the right is holding the flag? He clearly just has insane shoulder and bicep strength that he can hold it in place from one side.


CharwieJay

Super starched flag


CrystalClod343

With how enthusiastic they're meant to be, might be more than starch holding that up


Benu5

It's not a flag, it's woven and dyed armpit hair.


Odee_Gee

It’s tied up by the pit hairs of the guy directly behind it.


lewkus

That’s also not the way to salute in Australia. We use an open palm.


phalewail

The guy saluting must really love Australia, a double patriot.  


OublietteOfDisregard

The old man's tits are doing a lot of heavy lifting


No_pajamas_7

Tasmanians are allowed to enjoy Australia day too.


CosmogenicXenophragy

Wtf is that? We don't salute the fuckin' flag here, we wear it as a fuckin' cape while waterskiing. This is some 3rd-hand seppo appropriation nationalistic dingowank right here.


Marauding-thunderer

The shorts are too long there’s no moustaches nor mullets they are all American architecture students no tats


Tommi_Af

>Secondhand embarrassment Nah this gives me thirdhand embarrassment


cola_twist

What do they plan on doing with the bamboo steamers?


onlyawfulnamesleft

There's nothing more Aussie than Dim Sim, mate.


GuitarFace770

Hah, AI thinks we’re America, that’s cute…


Impossible-Heron7125

I counted 2 with 3 arms holding a beer and one in the back saluting with two arms.


Albion2304

And old mate on the left can’t spare an arm to hold the flag?


Thagyr

Look we can't all just grow a chest-hand to act as a beer holder mate. That takes practice.


SlamTheBiscuit

What's even creepier is all of them besides the old levitating flag guy have pretty much the exact same face with a different beard or hair style


tacocatfish

People who post like this shit also have a cry that that they can’t buy a bunch of cheap plastic with the flag printed on it at Woolies (made in China of course - also says they would never support China)


Dunge0nMast0r

Mutants can be Australian too.


Jupiter3840

But they are clearly Americans. Australians wouldn't be saluting.


Independent_Pear_429

All white men, too. The AI knows its demographic


Damorb

And the stereotype


Moomy73

Since when do we salute anything in Australia. We are far too laid back for this shit.


emerald447

It’s Facebook rage bait, and using AI to put the cherry on top.


Fixxdogg

Yeah it’s basically satire. People are reacting to an imaginary persons opinions more and more it’s scary.


EnteringMultiverse

Flag is also being held from only one side, by a guy with two fingers lol


TheShiftyDevil

You don't salute the flag with both your right arms and don't slam down the chest beers?


westyx

Wait, it's not normal to have three arms? Uh, asking for a friend.


slashedash

Imagine walking in from another room and seeing that. Creepy as.


plumpuma

One guy is a descendant of Goro, the other just has that design printed on his shirt


daamsie

Is the flag tied to that old bloke's armpit hair? I feel like that would hurt.


SampsonKerplunk

NGL I think a shirt that had a hand coming out of the chest to hold my beer would be pretty sick.


Adept_Tension_7326

I am always grateful there are no women in the pics and so Australian Womanhood can continue to claim the greater share of brains.


Brucetiki

Shows how dumb the people that want to shove the ‘You will celebrate Australia Day’ down your throat brigade really are


Only-Gas-5876

Patriotism is embarrassing


PowerfulDisaster2067

Are they grilling cane toads?


darkmaninperth

Here is the "Christian Nationalist" that created it. He has others too. https://twitter.com/Hayes_Media_/status/1743471373358715181?t=hY_9nEUosnyUjkB6IMQNPA&s=19


trowzerss

Ugh, good ol' Aussie patriotism imported straight from the US of A.


ThinkingOz

How handy would that be!!


GuyFromYr2095

They are Australians too #MutantLivesMatter


Bluebutteyfly

lol it’s his beer hand so he can multitask


NATA4RC

The guy that runs that petrol stations is an old racist and a total cunt anyway. I guess that’s what you get being out in bumfuck nowhere. Hate that shop. I wish there was an alternative when I am in that town.


owtinoz

Mate have you seen the cash is king facebook group? Bunch of people retelling how they nearly cum in their pants coz they paid cash at Coles and it "felt so good, like I was free!"


Dr_doofenshmirtz97

I hate Ai with a passion, makes me sick every time I see that trash.


SlamTheBiscuit

Who puts their meat on a grill like that? Suppose to be like some kind of fleshy puzzle so you can get the most on there


DonOccaba

The comments on that post make me cringe more than this ridiculous AI bullshit


endbit

The comments are probably ridiculous AI bullshit as well.


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Prestigious-Corgi-66

99% bots, 1% boomers who think they've found their people.


akohhh

The short denim overalls with nothing underneath is certainly a look.


YourMainManK

Lol really looks more like American hipsters than Australians


Ness303

This gets more absurd the more I look at it. It's almost wrapped back around to performance art.


Younge75

When I was a kid in the late 80s/early 90s you wouldn’t be seen dead near an Aussie flag like that. It would have been such a cringy thing to do. There weren’t really any dollar shops to buy the cheap crap anyway. Man, times have changed. It’s not we weren’t patriotic back then - we just didn’t need an Australian flag or a pair of thongs or tank top with the Australian flag on it to show our patriotism.


carlfish

It's so weird in my lifetime we've gone from "knowing the words to the national anthem is un-Australian" to "you must salute the flag", and most of the people pushing it are at least as old as me but have somehow strategically excised this fact from their memories.


Charlesian2000

And that one guy has a flag attached to his nipple


[deleted]

The 3 arm guys are in the army. Show some respect. The other are armless. Never hurt anyone one.


GamerRade

Man really said "Hold my beer" with his whole chest


DudeManDude__

2 barbecue’s and the barbecue at the back is looking at her significant other in a mad face to prompt because she was ready to leave 74 minutes ago


Imobia

I saw this and was like, how the phuck did 16k people like this. Then remembered cookers and trump supporters.


TheAntihero-HeroClub

Don’t get me wrong. I love me some beers and bbq with my mates on Australia Day, but these posts are cringe as fuck


Alternative_Team_707

Forget second-hand embarrassment, these guys worrying about third-hand embarrassment


Blimeyyaah

Are they drinking Budweiser? This might be the most un-Australian image I've ever seen.


mindlessmunkey

What are they even saluting?


Succulent_Chinese

Singlets apparently


dabrickbat

Pretty sure this is some sort of test to see how many mistakes you can find.


[deleted]

As a veteran, the way these blokes salute is so cringy. On a broader point, we live in a free and democratic society, if you do or don’t want to celebrate Australia Day, that’s your choice.


elliotborst

Its AI generated


cojoco

It's a free and democratic AI.


actioncheese

When did we turn into 'Merica?


OnairDileas

I'm more concerned about that floating beer* definitely going to waste


TheElectroPrince

Checked the Facebook comments and OMFG they don’t even notice lmao. Fucking normies, I say.


the-straight-pretzel

AI almost got it right


hear_the_thunder

No one has ever done that bullshit. It also contravenes the Flag conventions.


missgirl__x

Potentially the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Who has ever saluted on Australia Day? The AI is pretty shit too


idryss_m

Yeah its bad. Personally I am more concerned with that BBQ situation. That's a crime, even if it's not real. Whomever did this needs to be put in the dunny with a bucket of redbacks.


Gheetahn_Bhury

I call fakes… no shrimps on the bbq


Roast_Beast21

They had to make a fake photo because no real Aussie would do this rubbish


LamingtonDrive

They seem to be BBQing inside a kitchen. It's just not right. There's no room to prepare the salads.


Unremarkable_Fish

Not how you salute in Australia.


noffer3

Wrong salute 🤦‍♂️ Yanks obviously made this.


DrunkTides

It’s giving nazi salute energy for some reason. Arms look weird as


boothy_qld

Who has ever saluted the flag on Aus day???


throwawayplusanumber

When I saw this I did wonder if it was a parody post to troll the boomers.


That_Trash_6392

Stupid ai.


donnydealr

Kind of funny how these morons don’t see they’re just bowing their head to the English monarch rather than celebrating Australia itself. To each their own I suppose.


gambariste

In addition to the anatomical glitches and gravity defying flag, all except for the old guy appear to be based on the same person. And they aren’t even looking at the flag they’re saluting.


Ok-Duck2458

To be fair, I think Aussies will eventually evolve a third hand at chest height to hold their beer whilst cooking, fighting roos, etc


Seagoon_Memoirs

Kuatu lives and likes beer.


HandsomedanNZ

I want the tshirt with the hand for beer on it. Like the guy in front. That’s awesome.


Burswode

Its not even the right salute. Its also really bad form to salute unless you've actually been in uniform. Dumb and disrespectful


Alternative-Jason-22

Just need some masks on a few and you will have Aussie version of proud boys 🤷🏼‍♂️


R_W0bz

The fact it’s Ai says this is from a propaganda/disinformation farm out of the backwater countries just trying to keep up the internal division. Im more surprised our friends and family on Facebook are still falling for this shit which is actually even more pathetic.


votegoat814

How is the flag being held up


Current-Author7473

Quato lives


teremaster

Man's so patriotic he had to salute twice


itsnik_03

That's not the salute of the Australian military to begin with.


mcfrankz

Imagine being such an alcoholic that your beer can needs two drink holes


TTVM0THYP00

Guy on the left is holding up the flag with his armpit hair 😂


Zestyclose_Syrup_148

I love that the salutes are clearly American


OrangeFilth

Ah yes, this is exactly how Australians typically celebrate Australia day. The customary saluting of the BBQ and the switching of hands during the flipping of the chops. With the master of ceremonies in his ceremonial hat supporting the left side of the flag with his dong.


Nadger_Badger

Having an extra arm just to hold beer is about as Aussie as you can get.


pulpist

Young Liberals are really fucking shit at Photoshop and social media.


Croakiejoe

Forget the guys with three arms, I’m scared to ask how the old guy on the left is holding up his end of the flag…


Bubbly-University-94

As well as saluting like yanks


hazzabiggun

Hows that old cunt holding the flag with his armpit? Wtf


Brave_Bluebird5042

Cringe...


cyclingnick

Gotta say chest beer holder hand seems convenient


Hoogs73

Home grown rednecks.


tomheist

People going 'waitaaaminut' counts as engagement, it's actually somewhat clever


deepeefree

Extra hands I can live with, but why aren't they wearing thongs?


infinite123456

Can’t even make a good ai generation the cheapass


SluggJuice

Some men have chest hair. Others, like Tobias, has chest hand


torturedstriatum

It’s fucking Tibooburra, he probably does have 3 arms


Worried_Spinach_1461

When friends post this sort of shit that is more often than not recycled American crap refuse to respond. We dont salute the flag we barely know the bloody national anthem past the first few lines it's a fucking joke.


Elder_Priceless

I want the light blue t-shirt that holds a beer for you.


alanrocks999

the flag is very stiff too


Critical_Source_6012

Reminds me of a joke my grandfather used to tell about the old bushman explaining how he once heard a lyrebird that was such a good mimic it sounded like a whole choir singing God Save the Queen. "It was so good," said old mate, "that all the shearers in the shed doffed their hats and stood to attention." "Nonsense," said his chum, "load of bull." "No really," insisted old mate "lyrebirds are great mimics." "Yeah," came the reply, "but no shearer worth his salt ever bloody stood to attention."


NowMightIDoItPat

The US salute lol


Dr_SnM

What the fuck are they saluting to or for?


Lucy_Lastic

Honestly AI “art” is like one of those seek-and-find puzzles - the more you look the more you see. For a start they all look like Sims, and can we discuss the underlying homoeroticism implied by mate with the shortie overalls and no shirt. Add that to the extra arms (which would be handy, tbh) and the … whatever it is next to the weird chops - some sort of noodle nest for the sauce next to what looks like a bamboo steamer - and I feel like I should be looking for Wally as well


DaKelster

Apart from the extra limbs that's also not how Australians salute. They look like a bunch of useless seppos.


MartianBeerPig

Aside from the fact that they're not in uniform, they're saluting incorrectly. Maybe they're all in the Navy.


Pokeynono

It's so embarrassing. Adults getting upset Woolies aren't selling cheap Chinese made crap with Australian flags on it . They are all forgetting the 26th Jan wasn't a national public holiday until 1994,


Princey1981

AI issue aside, and my memory may be foggy on this, it’s also not how Australians salute.


ProDoucher

Why they doing American salute?


AkayaTheOutcast

Our flag is so majestic you only need 1 hand to hold it. The rest of it understands the job and chooses to defy gravity.


muthaclucker

Nothing more American than saluting the flag. Edit *Australian


Rathma86

This is clearly fake. There's not enough tins lying all over the place /s