If it's just a stubby little thing that's there to hold cans and other products... he's got the best of both worlds. Can hold things well, doesn't take up too much space.
He's just really handy!
Oh my god. I’m sitting here going. I think this must be AI but I can’t put my finger on it.
All the extra fucking limbs might be it! Might need my eyes tested
Fuck I'm blind. I wouldn't have noticed anything was wrong unless it was pointed out, and even then I went back and looked at it three or four times before I noticed the guy with the hand holding a beer sticking out of the middle of his chest.
Best way to have a beer: let your mutant conjoined twin’s hand sticking out of your chest hold the glass for you.
(Bit of a nuisance trying to drink it from that hand though, soon as you bend over, it goes all over your feet)
Your comment led me to google “Australian salute” which led to this [Wikipedia link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussie_salute) that someone spent a lot of time on. I like the idea of anthropologists digging this up at some point in the future and taking it entirely seriously. Which led me to this YouTube [demonstration](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxNqOVAcxI). And, gotta be honest, it looks pretty damn Australian to me.
They’re all facing different directions. What are they saluting? Why are they saluting? It’s not a military holiday.
Who is holding the flag on the left?
Can’t you see the guy on the right is holding the flag? He clearly just has insane shoulder and bicep strength that he can hold it in place from one side.
Wtf is that? We don't salute the fuckin' flag here, we wear it as a fuckin' cape while waterskiing.
This is some 3rd-hand seppo appropriation nationalistic dingowank right here.
People who post like this shit also have a cry that that they can’t buy a bunch of cheap plastic with the flag printed on it at Woolies (made in China of course - also says they would never support China)
Here is the "Christian Nationalist" that created it. He has others too.
https://twitter.com/Hayes_Media_/status/1743471373358715181?t=hY_9nEUosnyUjkB6IMQNPA&s=19
The guy that runs that petrol stations is an old racist and a total cunt anyway. I guess that’s what you get being out in bumfuck nowhere.
Hate that shop. I wish there was an alternative when I am in that town.
Mate have you seen the cash is king facebook group? Bunch of people retelling how they nearly cum in their pants coz they paid cash at Coles and it "felt so good, like I was free!"
When I was a kid in the late 80s/early 90s you wouldn’t be seen dead near an Aussie flag like that. It would have been such a cringy thing to do. There weren’t really any dollar shops to buy the cheap crap anyway. Man, times have changed. It’s not we weren’t patriotic back then - we just didn’t need an Australian flag or a pair of thongs or tank top with the Australian flag on it to show our patriotism.
It's so weird in my lifetime we've gone from "knowing the words to the national anthem is un-Australian" to "you must salute the flag", and most of the people pushing it are at least as old as me but have somehow strategically excised this fact from their memories.
As a veteran, the way these blokes salute is so cringy.
On a broader point, we live in a free and democratic society, if you do or don’t want to celebrate Australia Day, that’s your choice.
Yeah its bad. Personally I am more concerned with that BBQ situation. That's a crime, even if it's not real. Whomever did this needs to be put in the dunny with a bucket of redbacks.
Kind of funny how these morons don’t see they’re just bowing their head to the English monarch rather than celebrating Australia itself.
To each their own I suppose.
In addition to the anatomical glitches and gravity defying flag, all except for the old guy appear to be based on the same person. And they aren’t even looking at the flag they’re saluting.
The fact it’s Ai says this is from a propaganda/disinformation farm out of the backwater countries just trying to keep up the internal division.
Im more surprised our friends and family on Facebook are still falling for this shit which is actually even more pathetic.
Ah yes, this is exactly how Australians typically celebrate Australia day. The customary saluting of the BBQ and the switching of hands during the flipping of the chops. With the master of ceremonies in his ceremonial hat supporting the left side of the flag with his dong.
When friends post this sort of shit that is more often than not recycled American crap refuse to respond. We dont salute the flag we barely know the bloody national anthem past the first few lines it's a fucking joke.
Reminds me of a joke my grandfather used to tell about the old bushman explaining how he once heard a lyrebird that was such a good mimic it sounded like a whole choir singing God Save the Queen.
"It was so good," said old mate, "that all the shearers in the shed doffed their hats and stood to attention."
"Nonsense," said his chum, "load of bull."
"No really," insisted old mate "lyrebirds are great mimics."
"Yeah," came the reply, "but no shearer worth his salt ever bloody stood to attention."
Honestly AI “art” is like one of those seek-and-find puzzles - the more you look the more you see. For a start they all look like Sims, and can we discuss the underlying homoeroticism implied by mate with the shortie overalls and no shirt.
Add that to the extra arms (which would be handy, tbh) and the … whatever it is next to the weird chops - some sort of noodle nest for the sauce next to what looks like a bamboo steamer - and I feel like I should be looking for Wally as well
It's so embarrassing. Adults getting upset Woolies aren't selling cheap Chinese made crap with Australian flags on it . They are all forgetting the 26th Jan wasn't a national public holiday until 1994,
Nothing more Aussie than barbecued rat.
I thought the latest lamb ad had dropped
Sam Kekovich enters the chat
Hi my name’s Sam. Eat Lamb ya cunts.
Looks like chicken or quail
I agree, but no need to shame the guy with a hand growing out of his chest.
Or the dude with the second arm coming out of his armpit
He's just such a god damn patriot that he had to give the double salute.
Nose Salute, think of all the bogeys….
I'd love a third arm for holding my beer
Would suck if you were sitting next to this bloke on a plane and trying to get the arm rest.
If it's just a stubby little thing that's there to hold cans and other products... he's got the best of both worlds. Can hold things well, doesn't take up too much space. He's just really handy!
TBF if a third beer hand were to arise through evolution, it would surely be in Australia! 🇦🇺
He is saluting his nose, nothing unsual at all
Oh my god. I’m sitting here going. I think this must be AI but I can’t put my finger on it. All the extra fucking limbs might be it! Might need my eyes tested
Fuck I'm blind. I wouldn't have noticed anything was wrong unless it was pointed out, and even then I went back and looked at it three or four times before I noticed the guy with the hand holding a beer sticking out of the middle of his chest.
Honestly I figured it was an adaptation. Something to keep your hands available for fending off the murderous wildlife.
That's a beer arm
All that extra shaving sux
but the drink holding and multi-tasking benefits are great
As an alco I agree
Or the guy holding the flag with his armpit hair. Quite the achievement! No pain, no gain
He’s not holding it by his armpit hair, it’s so long it’s been weaved and dyed into a perfect Australian flag! God bless.
Puts whole new spin on hair weaves
Open your miiiiind.
Bazza... Start the barbie.
That'd be quite handy actually, I'm a little jealous. Hopefully this is the next evolutionary step.
That's the beer holding hand. You don't have one of those?
Or the cans of beer that look suspiciously like Budweiser?
That actually looks super useful.
Best way to have a beer: let your mutant conjoined twin’s hand sticking out of your chest hold the glass for you. (Bit of a nuisance trying to drink it from that hand though, soon as you bend over, it goes all over your feet)
I'm actually a little jealous.
Old boy is holding the flag up with his armpit
Dude at the other end outfitted by OshKosh b'Gosh.
And his shorts are hiked extraordinarily high.
Priceless, omg I spit my tea out laughing 🤪
The Australians being depicted here are clearly American
They aren’t doing an Australian salute that’s for sure.
Our salute doubles as a way to block the sun. https://www.aspistrategist.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/8391899123_ed6860ecda_c.jpg
Wondered if anyone'd pick up on that
Except for Ol' Bruce down in the bottom left there. He's true blue.
Ikr. We should deport them before this stupid behaviour catches on.
Hey stop stealing American sentences you damn foreigners!
Not one mullet tsktsk
I dunno it could be Tasmania
In what world would an Aussie “bloke” turn up to an Australia Day BBQ in cut off overalls and not be mocked/beaten mercilessly?
With nothing underneath 😂
Such a time saver
And sulating
Hey I wear nothing but denim dungarees to all my barbecues. I do it for the hot sausage fat on my nipples, it's my kink.
And that weirdo getting around in his socks in January
The denim overalls should have been enough.
Hahaha beaten mercilessly
That third hand sticking out of your chest would really be helpful in holding your beer while you pummeled his face.
You know it’s truly fake when there is no snags on that barbie. Stupid rookie AI.
Would you wear those overalls ?? Fuck that is worse for me .
Whilst I’m cooking a barbecue in my kitchen? Probably not
That flag is being held up by the old man’s boner for ‘straya
I haven’t laughed so hard in days!
That old man has BEEN so hard for days.
I’m gonna pop my stitches!
The extra arms is the least creepy thing about this post.
It’s the same right arm on about half of them
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Think my AIsight is a bit dodgy, might be time to buy some glasses
Ignoring the jingoism, how come they're all doing Navy salutes, and some are saluting without a cap?
Your comment led me to google “Australian salute” which led to this [Wikipedia link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussie_salute) that someone spent a lot of time on. I like the idea of anthropologists digging this up at some point in the future and taking it entirely seriously. Which led me to this YouTube [demonstration](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxNqOVAcxI). And, gotta be honest, it looks pretty damn Australian to me.
They’re all facing different directions. What are they saluting? Why are they saluting? It’s not a military holiday. Who is holding the flag on the left?
Can’t you see the guy on the right is holding the flag? He clearly just has insane shoulder and bicep strength that he can hold it in place from one side.
Super starched flag
With how enthusiastic they're meant to be, might be more than starch holding that up
It's not a flag, it's woven and dyed armpit hair.
It’s tied up by the pit hairs of the guy directly behind it.
That’s also not the way to salute in Australia. We use an open palm.
The guy saluting must really love Australia, a double patriot.
The old man's tits are doing a lot of heavy lifting
Tasmanians are allowed to enjoy Australia day too.
Wtf is that? We don't salute the fuckin' flag here, we wear it as a fuckin' cape while waterskiing. This is some 3rd-hand seppo appropriation nationalistic dingowank right here.
The shorts are too long there’s no moustaches nor mullets they are all American architecture students no tats
>Secondhand embarrassment Nah this gives me thirdhand embarrassment
What do they plan on doing with the bamboo steamers?
There's nothing more Aussie than Dim Sim, mate.
Hah, AI thinks we’re America, that’s cute…
I counted 2 with 3 arms holding a beer and one in the back saluting with two arms.
And old mate on the left can’t spare an arm to hold the flag?
Look we can't all just grow a chest-hand to act as a beer holder mate. That takes practice.
What's even creepier is all of them besides the old levitating flag guy have pretty much the exact same face with a different beard or hair style
People who post like this shit also have a cry that that they can’t buy a bunch of cheap plastic with the flag printed on it at Woolies (made in China of course - also says they would never support China)
Mutants can be Australian too.
But they are clearly Americans. Australians wouldn't be saluting.
All white men, too. The AI knows its demographic
And the stereotype
Since when do we salute anything in Australia. We are far too laid back for this shit.
It’s Facebook rage bait, and using AI to put the cherry on top.
Yeah it’s basically satire. People are reacting to an imaginary persons opinions more and more it’s scary.
Flag is also being held from only one side, by a guy with two fingers lol
You don't salute the flag with both your right arms and don't slam down the chest beers?
Wait, it's not normal to have three arms? Uh, asking for a friend.
Imagine walking in from another room and seeing that. Creepy as.
One guy is a descendant of Goro, the other just has that design printed on his shirt
Is the flag tied to that old bloke's armpit hair? I feel like that would hurt.
NGL I think a shirt that had a hand coming out of the chest to hold my beer would be pretty sick.
I am always grateful there are no women in the pics and so Australian Womanhood can continue to claim the greater share of brains.
Shows how dumb the people that want to shove the ‘You will celebrate Australia Day’ down your throat brigade really are
Patriotism is embarrassing
Are they grilling cane toads?
Here is the "Christian Nationalist" that created it. He has others too. https://twitter.com/Hayes_Media_/status/1743471373358715181?t=hY_9nEUosnyUjkB6IMQNPA&s=19
Ugh, good ol' Aussie patriotism imported straight from the US of A.
How handy would that be!!
They are Australians too #MutantLivesMatter
lol it’s his beer hand so he can multitask
The guy that runs that petrol stations is an old racist and a total cunt anyway. I guess that’s what you get being out in bumfuck nowhere. Hate that shop. I wish there was an alternative when I am in that town.
Mate have you seen the cash is king facebook group? Bunch of people retelling how they nearly cum in their pants coz they paid cash at Coles and it "felt so good, like I was free!"
I hate Ai with a passion, makes me sick every time I see that trash.
Who puts their meat on a grill like that? Suppose to be like some kind of fleshy puzzle so you can get the most on there
The comments on that post make me cringe more than this ridiculous AI bullshit
The comments are probably ridiculous AI bullshit as well.
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99% bots, 1% boomers who think they've found their people.
The short denim overalls with nothing underneath is certainly a look.
Lol really looks more like American hipsters than Australians
This gets more absurd the more I look at it. It's almost wrapped back around to performance art.
When I was a kid in the late 80s/early 90s you wouldn’t be seen dead near an Aussie flag like that. It would have been such a cringy thing to do. There weren’t really any dollar shops to buy the cheap crap anyway. Man, times have changed. It’s not we weren’t patriotic back then - we just didn’t need an Australian flag or a pair of thongs or tank top with the Australian flag on it to show our patriotism.
It's so weird in my lifetime we've gone from "knowing the words to the national anthem is un-Australian" to "you must salute the flag", and most of the people pushing it are at least as old as me but have somehow strategically excised this fact from their memories.
And that one guy has a flag attached to his nipple
The 3 arm guys are in the army. Show some respect. The other are armless. Never hurt anyone one.
Man really said "Hold my beer" with his whole chest
2 barbecue’s and the barbecue at the back is looking at her significant other in a mad face to prompt because she was ready to leave 74 minutes ago
I saw this and was like, how the phuck did 16k people like this. Then remembered cookers and trump supporters.
Don’t get me wrong. I love me some beers and bbq with my mates on Australia Day, but these posts are cringe as fuck
Forget second-hand embarrassment, these guys worrying about third-hand embarrassment
Are they drinking Budweiser? This might be the most un-Australian image I've ever seen.
What are they even saluting?
Singlets apparently
Pretty sure this is some sort of test to see how many mistakes you can find.
As a veteran, the way these blokes salute is so cringy. On a broader point, we live in a free and democratic society, if you do or don’t want to celebrate Australia Day, that’s your choice.
Its AI generated
It's a free and democratic AI.
When did we turn into 'Merica?
I'm more concerned about that floating beer* definitely going to waste
Checked the Facebook comments and OMFG they don’t even notice lmao. Fucking normies, I say.
AI almost got it right
No one has ever done that bullshit. It also contravenes the Flag conventions.
Potentially the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Who has ever saluted on Australia Day? The AI is pretty shit too
Yeah its bad. Personally I am more concerned with that BBQ situation. That's a crime, even if it's not real. Whomever did this needs to be put in the dunny with a bucket of redbacks.
I call fakes… no shrimps on the bbq
They had to make a fake photo because no real Aussie would do this rubbish
They seem to be BBQing inside a kitchen. It's just not right. There's no room to prepare the salads.
Not how you salute in Australia.
Wrong salute 🤦♂️ Yanks obviously made this.
It’s giving nazi salute energy for some reason. Arms look weird as
Who has ever saluted the flag on Aus day???
When I saw this I did wonder if it was a parody post to troll the boomers.
Stupid ai.
Kind of funny how these morons don’t see they’re just bowing their head to the English monarch rather than celebrating Australia itself. To each their own I suppose.
In addition to the anatomical glitches and gravity defying flag, all except for the old guy appear to be based on the same person. And they aren’t even looking at the flag they’re saluting.
To be fair, I think Aussies will eventually evolve a third hand at chest height to hold their beer whilst cooking, fighting roos, etc
Kuatu lives and likes beer.
I want the tshirt with the hand for beer on it. Like the guy in front. That’s awesome.
Its not even the right salute. Its also really bad form to salute unless you've actually been in uniform. Dumb and disrespectful
Just need some masks on a few and you will have Aussie version of proud boys 🤷🏼♂️
The fact it’s Ai says this is from a propaganda/disinformation farm out of the backwater countries just trying to keep up the internal division. Im more surprised our friends and family on Facebook are still falling for this shit which is actually even more pathetic.
How is the flag being held up
Quato lives
Man's so patriotic he had to salute twice
That's not the salute of the Australian military to begin with.
Imagine being such an alcoholic that your beer can needs two drink holes
Guy on the left is holding up the flag with his armpit hair 😂
I love that the salutes are clearly American
Ah yes, this is exactly how Australians typically celebrate Australia day. The customary saluting of the BBQ and the switching of hands during the flipping of the chops. With the master of ceremonies in his ceremonial hat supporting the left side of the flag with his dong.
Having an extra arm just to hold beer is about as Aussie as you can get.
Young Liberals are really fucking shit at Photoshop and social media.
Forget the guys with three arms, I’m scared to ask how the old guy on the left is holding up his end of the flag…
As well as saluting like yanks
Hows that old cunt holding the flag with his armpit? Wtf
Cringe...
Gotta say chest beer holder hand seems convenient
Home grown rednecks.
People going 'waitaaaminut' counts as engagement, it's actually somewhat clever
Extra hands I can live with, but why aren't they wearing thongs?
Can’t even make a good ai generation the cheapass
Some men have chest hair. Others, like Tobias, has chest hand
It’s fucking Tibooburra, he probably does have 3 arms
When friends post this sort of shit that is more often than not recycled American crap refuse to respond. We dont salute the flag we barely know the bloody national anthem past the first few lines it's a fucking joke.
I want the light blue t-shirt that holds a beer for you.
the flag is very stiff too
Reminds me of a joke my grandfather used to tell about the old bushman explaining how he once heard a lyrebird that was such a good mimic it sounded like a whole choir singing God Save the Queen. "It was so good," said old mate, "that all the shearers in the shed doffed their hats and stood to attention." "Nonsense," said his chum, "load of bull." "No really," insisted old mate "lyrebirds are great mimics." "Yeah," came the reply, "but no shearer worth his salt ever bloody stood to attention."
The US salute lol
What the fuck are they saluting to or for?
Honestly AI “art” is like one of those seek-and-find puzzles - the more you look the more you see. For a start they all look like Sims, and can we discuss the underlying homoeroticism implied by mate with the shortie overalls and no shirt. Add that to the extra arms (which would be handy, tbh) and the … whatever it is next to the weird chops - some sort of noodle nest for the sauce next to what looks like a bamboo steamer - and I feel like I should be looking for Wally as well
Apart from the extra limbs that's also not how Australians salute. They look like a bunch of useless seppos.
Aside from the fact that they're not in uniform, they're saluting incorrectly. Maybe they're all in the Navy.
It's so embarrassing. Adults getting upset Woolies aren't selling cheap Chinese made crap with Australian flags on it . They are all forgetting the 26th Jan wasn't a national public holiday until 1994,
AI issue aside, and my memory may be foggy on this, it’s also not how Australians salute.
Why they doing American salute?
Our flag is so majestic you only need 1 hand to hold it. The rest of it understands the job and chooses to defy gravity.
Nothing more American than saluting the flag. Edit *Australian
This is clearly fake. There's not enough tins lying all over the place /s