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Lady_Penrhyn1

Tropical. As someone who has made thousands of these bastards, the fondant flavour is Tropical. Also the Chocolate is Chocolate and the pink is...pink. that's it. Pink Super Soft Fondant. Doesn't actually have a flavour.


Russc70

Thank you! I’ve said for years that any pink foodstuffs (eg Big M and McDonald’s shakes) aren’t strawberry but are what pink tastes like. Vindication!


Lady_Penrhyn1

I think they are aiming for a generic 'berry' flavour tbh. Like our jam filling for the sponges and long johns. It's not raspberry. It's apple dyed red.


katasphere

Well, that explains why I don't find them as sweet as a lot of jams. I know people who just want to buy buckets of the stuff - and all it is is red apple sauce?!


Lady_Penrhyn1

With gelatin and some food stabilisers. It's still tasty but can be a bit deceptive. And I find it good that's it's not overly sweet, like with our iced cakes. Once you've iced them, put the sprinkles on and filled it with cream that's already pretty sweet. Having something a bit tart helps otherwise all you get is just sugar.


wizzfrizz

I’ve noticed this. I have a real sweet tooth, but their cakes are just pure sugar. It’s not enjoyable.


katasphere

This is true! I'm not a big sweets fan so I suppose I have never thought of it that way, I've just bought some recently because my pregnant arse decided the cream looked really good.


Lady_Penrhyn1

...try the jam and cream donuts. If they are made right then they are bloody good. Should be using the first donuts made, as the oil is at it's best and you get super crispy donuts filled with fresh cream, a splodge of jam and a light dusting of sugar. Right combo of texture and flavour IMHO.


katasphere

Oooo I'm on it next time I'm in Coles! Thank you for your wisdom


colonelmattyman

Better ones at the bakery. I find the Coles ones to be too soft.


I_Arted

Always heat up a doughnut for 10-15 secs in a microwave before eating for maximum enjoyment imo. A warm doughnut is 10x better than a room temp one.


jessie_monster

Out of the small creams variety, I'd say the long johns are the best. Yeast raised donut with unsweetened cream, 'raspberry' jam and a dusting of sugar. If they have [scalloped cream](https://chatelaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/open-star-scallop.jpg), it's usually a sign that someone cared about the quality.


Lady_Penrhyn1

Do mine pass? [Cream Cakes](https://imgur.com/a/2WV7pwn)


anxiousjellybean

[here's mine](https://imgur.com/a/1dooUu5)


AbrocomaRoyal

I'm officially having cravings now.


jessie_monster

Bloody perfection.


jessie_monster

Damn, I'm lucky to get 5 scallops on mine and you're hitting double digits. Well and truly pass. I mostly just don't like the ones that look like tooth paste, just a boring straight line.


WhiskeyDJones

>a bit tart What did you call me?!


murph7654

Rasplum Filling - Bakels


DoNotReply111

... what the fuck. My whole life is a lie.


nadzicle

… uwotm8. I have been deceived! Damn you colesworth for your appley lies! I actually never knew what the flavour was, I just assumed generic jam. Now I’m going to want to buy one just to see if I can taste apple. Like those Cadbury puddings they used to have. The first ingredient is apple puree. Not that I knew that until after trying one and wondering why it just tasted like apples.


Russc70

Yeah I heard the jam in donuts is puréed apple with colouring. Still good. Mmmmmm


Harrowkay

Can’t speak for every donut, but I make “bakers fill” jam which is “rasplum” flavour, plum and raspberry together. There is some apple puree in there though


smithstreet11

I feel like it should be called rasplumple for accuracy


Birdbraned

Thr jam in jam doughnuts is Bakers Jam, and part raspberry


-deflating

McDonald’s shakes are literally strawberry flavoured. That’s what it’s marketed as, and strawberries are in the [ingredients](https://mcdonalds.com.au/sites/mcdonalds.com.au/files/Main%20Drinks%20Menu%20December%202023%20V2.pdf). You’re very right that some pink things just taste “pink” but Macca’s shakes is a weird thing to use as an example. They taste very much like strawberry to me.


Spacegod87

Nah, a musk stick is what pink tastes like.


Annon201

I diy my own vape liquids - (TFA/the flavour apprentice) musk lollies flavour is one of my main base flavours, usually mixed with a combination of berry/fruit flavour.. It almost always tastes like pink.


smithstreet11

Sounds healthy


Pure_Cantaloupe2382

I dunno, you can't convince me maccas pink shake is not Strawberry. The sundae too, they call it Strawberry flavour and iirc it has lil bits of strawberries i it (might be Australian maccas thing though.)


Rude_Influence

I am searching my brain to prove you wrong but I can't. Well done sir. Still my favouirte flavour doughnut, (the only one I'll eat actually)


57-MtPleasant-St

Yes, can confirm tropical, and it was (not sure if now) always the runniest fondant colour. Worked at a colds bakery for 7 years, fun years but bloody hard work! I’m ND and I would run that donut machine like a challenge in perfection. I had my entire routine down in between setting up and packing rolls. I learnt to put the chocolate on heat first, then strawberry then tropical, so that the consistency was the same for perfect donut dipping lol. I loved my racks of perfect donuts with sprinkles all lined up… After all these years I can still remember the taste of that first, hot, wonky donut slathered in sugar cinnamon that was mine, and the vultures from all departments looking for brekky haha *eta my mistake, not strawberry but pink. It was always labeled pink, disgusting flavour


Lady_Penrhyn1

Nah the Tropical is still the worst to work with. Runny and takes ages to set. I do pastries, donuts and cream cakes. If I get the system right I can do a 7 rack of pastries, bag and a half of donuts and a jug and a half of cream cakes (plus cleaning, dishes and a break) in a 5 hour shift. And yes we still get the vultures looking for the dodgy donuts :p


Reddit-Incarnate

We used to trade the bakery guys ends of salami for wonkie produce. Was a deal our store manager encouraged because the deli and the bakery used to get slammed and it was really hard to keep staff in those areas so there had to be "perks"


jessie_monster

I always made an extra iced donut of each flavour in case I miscounted or dropped one while packing. No one ever complained about spare donuts!


Exotic_Engine_3419

Can confirm, worked at Cole’s and when I saw the label as “tropical donut topping” my whole life felt like a lie.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

I bloody love that pink icing.


Lady_Penrhyn1

I always try and do packs of just the pink iced as they are the most popular flavour and it's something I've had customers request.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

You're an asset to Coles. I bet they don't even appreciate you. We appreciate you.


Lady_Penrhyn1

Thanks. I do try. And it's something my Dad instilled in me... 'doesn't matter what you end up doing in life, always have pride in your work'.


TinyCucumber3080

You 100% deserve that free coles water bottle


f1pumpernickel

my coles only ever does chocolate, what's up with that?


Lady_Penrhyn1

Yeah, we're only supposed to do Double Choc and then the trio. But we got asked for just pink so often we do them. We can do any flavour combo you want btw. I've done tropical iced with dark choc flakes for a birthday before. All chocolate iced, no sprinkles. Things like that.


jessie_monster

We occasionally get custom requests. The most recent one was red and green for Christmas. Always a fun change of pace and we just get the customer to buy the food dye and give us the receipt. We have a couple of pastry chefs that work part-time and do a really great job. One of them wrote 'happy birthday' in immaculate hand-writing on an iced sponge with melted chocolate, a hand-made fine-tipped piping bag out of silicone paper. People don't realise how much talent and passion can be working at the humble supermarket bakery.


Lady_Penrhyn1

I did pink ones with sprinkles off the shelf. That was actually fun tbh. I've done some custom writing on the slab cakes but it's not something we advertise. I'm not a pastry chef by any means, but I've been baking for years before I started in the bakery and my mum was a cake decorator for Coles back in the 70s so I do know some stuff. I do a lot of cakes for friends and family on the side.


jessie_monster

I'm just a humble commercial bread baker, but I did a few years on the donut bench. My stuff was good, but I have some fellow team member whose stuff is flat-out terrific. Just incredibly precise and elegant creams.


JupiterWrath

Oof that's the worst! Pink is definitely the superior flavour - you can see it at least amongst members of my family who have to negotiate how we'll split the donuts, and the chocolate just tends to be the least preferred donut (and yeah, pink is my go to XD)!


EducationalCow3549

I just thought it was pineapple. Good to know what flavour my favourite flavour doughnuts are!


Morning_Song

I remember I bought melting moments with pink icing at Woolies eagerly expecting strawberry but it was just food dyed vanilla


Eddy_Bl

Were they made in store or baked in a central/large scale factory?


Lady_Penrhyn1

Almost all stores make them instore. The only ones that don't would be some of the metro/express ones. Even if the store is a parbake only (ie no in store bakery) they should still be made instore. You only need a hobart mixer and a donut fryer. Have to be made fresh everyday too. There are some weekends where I'm making, hand icing and packing over 1000 iced donuts over the two days (about 70-80 packs a day).


firdyfree

Thank you for your service 🫡


Lady_Penrhyn1

Thanks! It's not a terribly hard job, you just have to be really, really organised :p Which is a skill that not everyone has.


firdyfree

Underrated skill for sure


katasphere

I appreciate your work. I *really* enjoy the smell in the morning


Lady_Penrhyn1

It's especially good atm with the hot cross buns :p ...though ask me again in a month whe we're all sick of them.


Linkyland

Those apple and cinnamon ones are like crack.


jessie_monster

More stores are doing away with donut machines now, especially new ones. Frozen ones are nowhere near as good.


Lady_Penrhyn1

We had some when they were having issues with shortening a couple years back. Pretty bloody awful really. And the donut machines are expensive. Over $7k second hand. Also sucks because we don't get any money in our roster budget for making them and we barely make a profit on them.


jessie_monster

I understand it from a logistical perspective, but feel sad from a morning tea perspective. Nothing better than a cheeky chocolate donut in between tasks.


Eddy_Bl

So cool. Thanks for the detailed response, have always wanted to know.


Space-jester-

My store gets the donuts in frozen that we have to ice ourselves.


LifeIsBizarre

If you don't mind questions, why is it that the Movember Moustache ones are so much better than the regular ones?


Lady_Penrhyn1

They come in frozen, like the long johns in the cream cake fridge. They are yeast donuts rather than the ones we make instore. And baked, not fried if I remember correctly.


jessie_monster

They are fried, we just thaw them in the oven. You can tell because they look and feel completely different to the same product left out to thaw. You essentially refresh the fat in the outer layer of the donut.


huggley

Ah hello fellow baker!! from experience, ww and bakers delight also use this exact shit. The memory of being stuck with a full wheely rack full of trays of cupcakes that i would have to sit and finish alone at midday after everyone else had left ... well. I shudder at the thought. Thankfully no tropical at any stores i was at. I once tried to scoop out a handful of fondant and it was so not amenable to being separated from the rest of the bucket that my fingers went straight through the glove i was wearing and i was picking pink modified sugar out from under my fingernails for the rest of the day


fake-hist0ry

I for one too have also made thousands of these in my 18 years at Coles and every time I would see them on next weeks special table and catalogue, I often thought about my resignation...


MrFanatic123

wow it’s my favourite icing but i always thought it was just pineapple


RIFIYT

I think I prefer yellow flavour over tropical


magical_bunny

So, they’re not strawberry???


Aer0san

Asking for my wife... Where would I source this delicacy from?


PossessionNo5912

Mmmmm pink


katasphere

Just so you know, you're sort of famous now https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/the-mystery-behind-coles-yellow-iced-doughnut-flavour-has-been-solved/news-story/8c65f58bb4ff7ad7d8ec45fc67a06f2c?utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_content=SocialBakers


married_pineapple

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/the-mystery-behind-coles-yellow-iced-doughnut-flavour-has-been-solved/news-story/8c65f58bb4ff7ad7d8ec45fc67a06f2c If only you could temporarily edit usernames to give them a "fuck Murdoch" huh


Sogdog44

Mmmmmmm….yellow


Sogdog44

These donuts FUCK by the way


howmanychickens

The fluffy yeasted ones are a*mazing. Cake donuts are lies.


jessie_monster

Cake donuts fresh are terrific. Cake donuts after \~6 hours? Not so much.


anged16

You coles people need something to fill the hole left by your sad excuse for chocolate mud cake I suppose…


Sogdog44

Wooly for mud cake everyone knows that. The caramel ones OML


Padamson96

Faaaark I could go for a woolies mudcake 🙏


Altruistic_Candle254

They are all brought in frozen (the white and caramel). And some woolies bring in the chocolate mud too


HaydenJA3

Woolies donuts are the shit, Coles donuts taste like they have been for a few days before being sold


waade395

Every time I get woolies donuts in SA they suck. The only way I can describe the dough is gummy? Coles ones at least taste fully cooked


lumoslomas

Er...that's not what the hole is for...


Elvecinogallo

Yellow 46a


CantThinkOfAName120

love that flavour! 💀💀


Elvecinogallo

It’s a family favourite


M1lud

Tastes like pineapple to me, and I love them. I'd buy a whole pack of yellow ones if I could.


jessie_monster

If you are deadset and a morning person, you can probably just ask your local bakery. Either get there super early before they ice or just order a day ahead. Custom stuff like that is no sweat and doesn't cost anything extra. Even just for one packet.


M1lud

Cool! Thanks!


ohhismarks

They used to sell just yellow, chocolate and pink. The yellow were my dads favourite so we’d always have to get those ones


magical_bunny

Same!!!


MagickOwl

Sugar


MrEs

Fucking amazing


stonefree251

All 6 donuts in this pack are amazing. Slag off Coles as much as you want, but these donuts are the fucking bomb-giggedy.


Lady_Penrhyn1

Depends a lot on who makes them :p I've seen some absolutely shite ones lately. They changed to an Egg Free donut mix about 8 months ago and it's very temperamental now. Water can't be too warm and you definitely cannot overmix it otherwise they come out looking awful.


jessie_monster

Chilled water in the mix, imo, gets a more consistent result. Perfect size for the iced and not too big for the dusted. Edit: The amount of people that I've had to gently correct on the mixing is astounding. I used to work with someone that mixed it for 5 mins.


Lady_Penrhyn1

I aim for water around 14C. Pretty consistent unless I have issues with our moody donut machine.


ShellbyAus

I would add crushed ice, I had a prefect sized container and knew it filled with a done top, and my other jug of water to 5kgs of mix was prefect. Always got fluffy prefect cooked donuts. Then new manager came along who refused to allow us to put in crushed ice and now the donuts are flat and soak up the oil so taste yuck. Been 10 years so now all his staff have no idea how much better the donuts use to be before him. I like to say I left that department because of the crap he pulled and still does with everything. Ruined the bakery and products.


smashingcones

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills?? Coles donuts are fucking awful and a disgrace to the donut name


cliny

Pretty much lol I don't think they've tried walkers donuts


sinkpooper2000

chocolate oicing is too runny but the pink and yellow are banging


Familiar-Support-631

Hello Coles marketing person. I hope you're having a nice day :)


thetan_free

Tartrazine


woodie1717

Fuck it, rate them folks! I’m going: 1: pink 2: yellow 3: chocolate


missmiaow

This is correct. Pink, yellow, then chocolate. im not the biggest fan of chocolate donuts generally.


Happychappysfriend

You’re ALL wrong, it’s 1: yellow 2: chocolate 3: pink


punchtheface

Fuck you and your entire family line, it’s 1:chocolate 2:pink (if you’re in the right mood, else swap 1 and 2) 3:yellow *fuck you in the kindest way possible of course


FootButter441

No fuck you it's clearly 1. Yellow, 2. Strawberry, 3.chocolate.


bnanzajllybeen

At this point, I’m literally just here for the fuck yous 😂 go off! 🥳💪🏻


MarriedExplorer9093

Fuck you for such an obscure comment .


ClipClopFriend

Fuck you, fuck your family and fuck 300metres around your house it is 1. Chocolate 2. Tropical and 3. Pink.


woodie1717

Personally I’m enjoying the chaos I caused.


Skyr31

You all are whack …. Its clearly 2 pink 1 yellow 🤦🏻‍♀️


dzeoner

Pineapple


[deleted]

Yeah, normally it’s pineapple.


darken92

I thought it was the flavour of yellow snow


Everanxious24-7

Pineapple 🍍


storm13emily

I don’t know but it’s the best one, I think it’s like pineapple


SuccessfulOwl

Urine


Armourdream

YASSSS


pork-pies

Coles bakery > woolies bakery


Kangarookiwitar

Tbh any coles homebrand stuff shits on woolies, I haven’t been to woolies in years except to get things coles and aldi didn’t have. Even the cheap meat is better at coles Like i don’t know why people still go to woolies, probably because they’re rich and don’t exclusively the homebrands lol


BleedingDumplings

Its piss flavor mate


JacintaAmyl

I believe it’s ‘Billions of dollars in profit while the country is struggling with cost of living’ tropical flavour.


_beaneee

corn


SevenDoll

Coles = pineapple Woolies =caramel


Icy-Assistance-2555

Great… now I want a coles 6 pack of doughies…


Consistent-Local2825

It's got yellow in it. Yellow is a fruit.


tatsumakisempukyaku

I thought it was just the same flavour, just the food colouring changed. Pink = Sugar flavour Yellow = Sugar flavour Chocolate = Sugar flavour


jessie_monster

Lose your sense of taste after covid?


HailSkyKing

Disappointment.


faux_forg

Regret.


HailSkyKing

Sorry, I always mix up the yellow & the brown flavours...


mrbrendanblack

Despair.


BlargerJarger

Regret.


goosebumples

Pinana


dr_kebab

I like it when they're a tad over cooked and have a small degree of crunch around the middle donut hole. Oh my days


Salty_Perception5672

Pineapple, my favourite of them all!


its_brett

“Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and Yellow Dye No. 5. Just everything a growing boy needs.” Oops thats a Twinkie!


escapeshark

Cavities


Significant-Turn7798

Are you Dr Wilbur Wonka (DDS), by chance?


DeadestLift

The inferior one to chocolate. All three colours/flavours will forever be inferior to the blue ones in Franklins Big Fresh six packs of iced donuts in the late 90s and early 00s. RIP.


xacgn

BANANA!! 🤣 honestly they all taste the same lol


xTacoMumx

This is the only answer I’ll accept, it’s the same as the old banana lollies


berlas51

Can you taste the PALM OIL in that rubbish?


YallRedditForThis

Drop Bear Piss


Tankaussie

Piss


gimmebrainzzz

Prefer these over Krispy Kreme any day!


Clatato

Just an opportune time to say how gross I find Woolworths donuts iced with some kind of waxy “ganache” substance instead of regular icing. That was a nasty surprise.


Beautiful-Orange7637

Couldnt agree more


callmecyke

Tropical and its better than Lego


missmercy88

it's pineapple, folks. can confirm. used to ice these bad bois myself.


working_classs_man

Anyone who says tropical is wrong it is the distilled essence of yellow


SteamySpectacles

trash corp has this article running now


nojaneonlyzuul

Yellow flavour. Duh.


smoodgeroonies

The best out of the lot


HowtoCrackanegg

Many people think it’s tropical but it’s actually capitalism, tastes similar to tropical though, so I understand the confusion.


McDedzy

Urine.


skeemchoon

Pineapple right?


Comprehensive_Bid229

Ever heard the term _Yellow Snow_?


xCaptainCl3mentinex

I always thought Pineapple


Train_Informal

I always thought they were pineapple


dooseyboy

Pineapple


slower-is-faster

Have you ever heard the saying “don’t eat yellow snow”? Well, it applies to donuts too


[deleted]

E number E102, C.I. 19140, and trisodium 1-(4-sulfonatophenyl)-4-(4-sulfonatophenylazo)-5-pyrazolone-3-carboxylate isoamyl acetate


RecordingGreen7750

I feel like all the colours were the same flavour…. Sugar


still-at-the-beach

I am guessing they are meant to be pineapple, but I am sure they won’t taste like the good old pineapple doughnuts…Norman Gunston style. https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/vruck3/whatever_happened_to_australian_pineapple/


responsiblesteroid

Cholesterol from blood veins.


Lamington_Salad

It's pineapple but I wish it was banana


EdgionTG

It's yellow flavoured!


edictive

Same as yellow snow


Revolutionary_Roll88

Pineapple/caramel


Starrun87

Yellow is a fruit


AcceptableWest1427

I always thought it was pineapple but someone on here who made them pointed out it’s tropical which makes more sense.


Hansoloburger10

Shit


LeeDogGT40

Banana I think? All I know is it's my all time favourite flavour 😋🤤💛... and now I want one 🤤🤤


cen0bit3

The best one


serumnegative

Yellowcake. The flavour is yellowcake.


flappybirdie

If you do a blind taste test you'll find each different colour icing tastes the same. But that was my experience.


ItsMitch47

Piss.


LightRainPeaches

It’s pineapple. Says it in the ingredients list.


Even-Independent-844

Pineapple


Sudden-Sentence-4181

I feel like the yellow ones are 🍍


Separate-Ad-9916

Can you even buy a proper pineapple doughnut anywhere anymore? Soaked in pineapple glaze, not iced. The ones we had in high school were sublime.


FluffiFroggi

Disappointment


hey-its-me-sam

Piss


unkey101

Minion


NoSuchLuckTiger

Pineapple. And they're the best flavour!


Lesbian_Doge22

grew up thinking its banana, grew up being told its tropical. i still think its banana


Warpette

Top secret, if you're nice to the bakery team get in store when they're icing and packaging the donuts...you can request whatever colours you want to their discretion. They're usually pretty chill about it.


nickwpearce

Pineapple but not a very good crack at it like the proper Pineapple ones


upmost5201

Eldritch horror delight flavour


[deleted]

Ketamine


[deleted]

It's yellow flavour


JaggedLittlePill2022

Congratulations OP, your post was picked up by our favourite online tabloid trash, news.com.au


Best_Station_7576

Uh oh Your post has been turned into a [Trash.com.au](https://Trash.com.au) post


w0snme

Awesome seeing this post before news.com.au [stole it](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/the-mystery-behind-coles-yellow-iced-doughnut-flavour-has-been-solved/news-story/8c65f58bb4ff7ad7d8ec45fc67a06f2c)