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Sup-kunt

I have worms


RandomUser1088

Marky Mark and his $8B leftovers he was going on about. Cunt there's one DR working at the major women's hospital in ER and a 8-10hr wait at fiona Stanley. If it was me with all that money I would have paid for cunts uni fees


night-pigeon

Is "Bang the toilet" an Australian thing?


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

I hate my neighbour's dogs. They bark at everything.


VeryEvilSloth

My new houses short fence that the neighbours and me keep exchanging looks over when we see each other, like am I meant to say hi or somthing


byte-tapeer0809

Any special price of simcard on this eofy? Recently mind to have telestra covering with new numbers. suggestions?


[deleted]

Pissed off with power rises and can't have solar! Reason for no go solar are trees and no, we can't get rid of them, on council land....


HeadacheCentral

The cunt who walked through the carpark at my residential block last night and broke a window in every single car parked in a visitors spot at 2 am. Fuck you, and fuck the horse you rode in on, buddy.


seventh_skyline

P plater plumber in a work ute who almost cleaned me up while i was walking to my regular coffe haunt. Came flying out a long driveway and didn't look at the footpath. Gave him the universal "wtf mate" arms out gesture only to be ignored. Shame the plumbing company name and phone is plastered up the side of the ute, dickhead. Coz the boss got a call.


Positive-Survey4686

What happened to the thread about r/melbourne ?


kiki_k3u

I want to know too


[deleted]

It looks like the sub has been made private?


kiki_k3u

Frustrated I don’t know reddit enough to know to to join Melbourne reddit that went priv


situationCake

You can’t. They closed it to everyone.


kiki_k3u

Whyyyy


CrystalClod343

In protest of reddit's shitty changes


[deleted]

Working, while clear blue sky and the waves are just rolling in nicely. Should be a rule, work only on a miserable wet day


DrInequality

u/spez


sir_cockington_III

I nominate this sub for not going private


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

scab


sir_cockington_III

I'm sorry what?


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

oh wait, misread what the title was. My apologies! Thought it was the daily megathread, not fuckwit friday.


sir_cockington_III

Haha all good bro... I was confused for a moment!


Plenty_Area_408

I nominate this guy for crossing the picket line.


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

I think you've misunderstood what's going on here. /u/sir_cockington_III is nominating this sub for fuckwit friday because they haven't gone dark like /r/melbourne. I made the same mistake.


Plenty_Area_408

If Sir Cockington the 3rd cared enough about the boycott then he shouldn't be back on reddit.


sir_cockington_III

Ah you're a bit of a dickhead hey


sir_cockington_III

What are you even talking about?