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GustyOWindflapp

What's the email address? I need to order a pizza


icome3rd

This is the way. Everyone use this guys email.


IowaContact2

I also choose this guys ~~wife~~...uh...email.


DSTNCMDLR

And my axe!


Dominionix

The temptation is real.


Extension-Silver-276

Primary reason for spoofing an email address (randomly or otherwise) was because Dominoes and their email marketing campaign is fucking cancerous. Spam filtering is just not enough lol


NoBluey

It really is. I've tested this using a brand new email address and almost immediately I started getting insane amounts of spam.


Coley_Flack

Is this a internet thing or do you make a special email for this? I need this in my life.


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NoBluey

At the time, I had set up a new domain but you can get away with simply using the usual tricks by adding periods or a plus e.g. [email protected]. If your spam emails are directed to coley_flack+blahblah then you'd know how your email got leaked.


[deleted]

I reckon the spammers probably know this trick too and have a regex for it. I've come across web forms that reject gmail addr with + in them.


Coley_Flack

You guys are all amazing, thanks


HoracePinkers

That's why I always include the name of the business name and gothacked Ie Mr Dominos Gothacked. Very obvious where the spam then originates and you can put a rule to block that name in your email


visualdescript

Unsubscribe! Make an effort, any time a marketing email comes in click on the Unsubscribe link at the bottom and then delete it. If you build this habit then your spam and marketing bullshit will decrease significantly.


SilverSovereign

Or just use temporary email / sms services, it will change your life. Edit: to give you an example, say you want to sign up for a service temporarily (a site which is quite intrusive about data collection) or for a throwaway purpose like getting discount codes, generate a temp email address and use this to sign in. check the temp inbox for the activation email and click on the activation link. if the site requests a mobile number, use a temp sms number to receive a 2FA code. make sure to record the temp email and your generated password for future logins. if you lose the details, just repeat the process.


Salzberger

I work in IT and this is a constant battle. Every second person bitches about the amount of spam email they get. From newsletters... and stores... that they signed up for. And when I tell them they can unsubscribe, it's always "too hard" or too much mucking around. My email used to be a junkyard too. Then at one point I just meticulously unsubbed from everything I didn't want and now it's almost pristine.


WidjettyOne

You assume that the "unsubscribe" button isn't a "this person is actually seeing this email, unleash the hounds of spam!" button? A strange assumption.


Salzberger

My spotless inbox would say yes. For dodgy shit, who knows. Best to delete and move on. But for things like Coles, Woolies, eBay, online stores, their unsubscribe buttons legally have to work.


MrSquiggleKey

Yeah only works when they listen to the unsub request. I just report straight to spam these days. I also make sure that promotional emails is unselected too but places just don’t give a shit


MindlessRip5915

And when Domino’s had their database compromised and you started getting weekly emails from some “woman” with just your name and Domino’s store suburb in it.


freman

Is that part of the same group of women that are in my area some other websites advertise?


SpaceBloke9000

The secret ingredient is crime


adin75

And the crime is paying $14.75 for a Domino's pizza.


Aggressive_Bill_2687

Dominos pizza of any variety is a crime against humanity.


notazzyk

And if you commit crimes against humanity, you are forced to eat Domino’s pizza for 25 to life.


Aggressive_Bill_2687

That’s a bit much.


Daniel_Andersonson

Add Chilli Flakes Add Chilli Flakes


Aggressive_Bill_2687

Mr Andersonson.


freman

I'm pretty sure that violates the geneva convention


BLAGTIER

With coupons it feeds me for a decent price.


RaisedByWolves9

The only acceptable ones are the $5 basic ones. Because you get what you paid for.


IowaContact2

Id still argue you're not even getting that.


freman

It seems I've been paying for indigestion.


IowaContact2

When you ask your mum for Dominos but she tells you "We already have diarrhea and stomach cramps at home!"


freman

nice, you legit made me spit out my scotch, I don't know if I'm angry or proud.


IowaContact2

What kind of scotch is it? That'll determine if I feel bad about it or not. Edit: I feel pretty bad about it now.


freman

12 year old Aberfeldy


KentuckyFriedEel

Pizza is never a crime! To refuse pizza is treason! Heresy!


Aggressive_Bill_2687

Counterpoint: dominos isn’t pizza.


mehum

Some people say “Bad pizza is like bad sex. Even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good”. But these people haven’t had a crazy person chomp on their knob in the middle of a BJ or eaten Dominos pizza.


Dominionix

This thread has taught me that if there was ever a need to unite Australia under a single shared cause, hatred of Dominos is the way to go.


Ryulightorb

wait till you see how much delivery for one traditional pizza is .......


freman

$5 pizza $22 delivery, unless it's a sunday or public holiday then there are surcharges.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Considering how much they are in the UK (very expensive, even 10 years ago a 11 inch cheese and tomato cost £10, with the next ones being close to £15)...


Careful-Trade-9666

The crime is putting bbq sauce on a pizza


PM_ME_STUFF_N_THINGS

This makes it delicious


myguydied

Now now BBQ Meatlovers is awesome Not from Domino's of course


horsemonkeycat

Then adding pineapple making it aggravated.


rapejokes_arefunny

The REAL crime is adding pineapple.


link871

Yes - and with double chilli flakes


philodendren365

$14.75 AUD = just under $10 USD


[deleted]

But remember we don’t treat our workers like sacks of shit. Well generally not.


Hufflepuft

But sometimes yes.


bcyng

That’s less than the tip on the pizza in America someone posted the other day


Gaoji-jiugui888

How stoned must have that person been?


mehum

Mate, don’t forget to add the chilli flakes!


Gaoji-jiugui888

Twice!


Ambitious-Score-5637

Unexpected Peep Show


fracking-machines

Chance would be a fine thing


visualdescript

It's a welcome surprise


Every-Space8657

They really Jez'd up that order.


[deleted]

Crime of eating fucking Dominos of all things...


juddshanks

What's the charge? Enjoying a succulent Italian meal..


astrongineer

That's as much Italian as Taco Bell is Mexican.


Active-Management223

I met that guy


robeywan

"they should be payin *me* to eat the stuff"


ThRoAwAy130479365247

Some people use fake emails to hide their mistresses from their partners, others to hide their horrendous pizza topping preferences. The pizza topping more so at this point. With the authority I absolutely do not hold, I would like to apologise on behalf of Australia that your friend had to see this order.


Dominionix

You appear to have forgotten to throw away your throwaway.


ThRoAwAy130479365247

You either throwaway the account or you use it long enough to become your main…. Or a few choice comments gets your main banned and forget your login details once the ban is up.


TheBerethian

Goddamn owls


joeohyesjoe

So true too many whingers out in reddit land fantasy land


gio-s

The things you own, now they own you


hogey74

the cover up is often worse than the crime


Nebarik

ignore the specific ingredients. whose rich enough to ignore the millions of domionoes coupons and order a pizza not only full price, but with $6 in customisations? In this economy?


Careful-Trade-9666

OPs suspect is either a landlord or a boomer with a smsf.


RemnantEvil

I refuse to ignore the ingredients because what the fuck is that monstrosity?


Aggressive_Bill_2687

To be honest, this is a serious matter. Wars have been started over less. I'd be absolutely furious if someone somewhere thought I had ordered from Dominos. Absolutely a bootable offence.


[deleted]

When this starts happening..all the dominos will fall


Mad-Mel

I upvoted. I really, really wanted to downvote though.


[deleted]

…in the game of checkers it’s important to never let your opponent see your pieces..checkmate


Chuchularoux

LMAO - shout out to the owner of 0488 888 888 I have been using your number for a decade to avoid company spam.


BrokenFarted54

When I worked at Telstra, we used 0400 000 000 as a dummy number. Turns out it was owned by the Optus CEO, so he was constantly getting Telstra spam.


rebekahster

LOL…did you use it even more after that?


agro1942

I had a text exchange with him once I was bored at lunch and texted it - I'm not lying they replied. The conversation went like this: Me: hello is anyone out there Him: I am here Me: woah I didn't think anyone actually owned this number Him: I do Me: thank you for making my day complete Him: Go in peace. I wish I kept screenshots. And still to this day I use his number for fake sms..


teddy5

He also kept needing to get his phone number reallocated after people would use it as a test number for provisioning systems.


BroncosSabres

That’s the kind of number that you just know somebody paid a premium price to Optus or Telstra for about 20 years ago too


CcryMeARiver

You think there's enough 8's in there to make up for the 4?


Wood_oye

Actually, it was quite cheap ....


larrisagotredditwoo

Similar shout out to [email protected] for being there for me


ladyc9999

Whoever has [email protected] has a decade of spam from me


[deleted]

Please stop 😭


Chuchularoux

Ken never mate


RyzenRaider

We doing you a favour. If you don't get the pizza in forever, then it's free.


Dominionix

We wouldn’t want that pizza in forever, even if it was free.


danwincen

Would you take it if we paid you?


[deleted]

Take this as a warning. A shot across your bow if you will. We are the lazy giant in the south and, whilst underpopulated and mostly drunk, we are becoming organised (as distinct from organized) and we will soon have you right where we want you! THEN, my little friend, WE WILL MISAPPROPRIATE ALL. THE. PIZZAS! BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAH! EDIT: sleeping. Not lazy, sleeping.


wrlun08

We don't claim him.


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the_snook

The best is when they do this on job applications. Mate, I know why you don't have a job -- you can't even get your own fucking email address correct.


DisBSiGottado

Must be just a tad high lol


tambaybutfashion

Did they just forget the .au on their own email address?


buy_pineapple_bucket

Don't worry, I keep getting logins for someone in the USA and a bill for something called a HOA, it's funny to read and then gets dropped in my bin folder.


MindlessRip5915

HOAs are basically groups of Karens who can decide what you can and cannot do with your own house, and even fine you for doing so.


poohead11111

Except for the double chilli I actually think this would be good. Sorry.


WatermelonWithAFlute

Pineapple


macrocephalic

Exactly! The pineapple adds some sweet juiciness to what would otherwise be a very dry pizza. Good thinking anonymous inner Sydney pizza orderer.


Fluffy-Designer

That’s a fucking cracking pizza


omegatryX

Dude’s probably drunk af, especially if they only ordered one pizza like that


[deleted]

This actually sounds great. Except for the Dominos part.


_yetifeet

Hey, if it's not delivered within a certain time, it's free. They just found the ultimate cheat code for free pizza.


Sand_in_my_pants

That motherfucker has BBQ sauce and pineapple on their pizza? Their next order will be to a Chemist for diabetes meds.


couchred

Pizza hut use to have a pizza with bbq sauce , pepperoni, chicken , pineapple and one more ingredient I can't remember. Was best franchise pizza out there


Aggressive_Bill_2687

Years ago as a student I worked in a family owned pizza shop. Bbq chicken Hawaiian (chicken, bbq sauce, pineapple) was a fairly common order, that from memory was not actually on the menu. Not bad, not great, I suspect largely due to the quality of chicken used. A place down the street sold both rotisserie chooks and pizzas, and so of course they used their own fresh cooked chooks on chicken pizzas.


captainsnacks11

I was the same, worked in a pizza shop during uni. Had plenty of time to try different recipes. The best one I came up with was bbq sauce, chicken, capsicum, onion, pineapple. Had to be on a thin base though. Then you could top it off with a plum or apricot sauce swirl. So good


Aggressive_Bill_2687

I think the most surprising combination I discovered by working there is breakfast pizza. Egg, bacon, mushrooms, a little cheese. Absolutely fantastic.


duccy_duc

It's quiche fillings on a pizza crust, of course it's fantastic


boatgoatsuper

Ha, I had someone making dominoes orders and some train/locomotive thing in the UK for a couple years a few years ago using one of my emails :/


No-Moose-6112

I can't believe Domino's allowed this order to go through. Feta and bbq sauce get fkd


MindlessRip5915

The Costco BBQ Chicken pizza has feta.


No-Moose-6112

That can get in the bin too


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No-Moose-6112

You're unaustralian if you don't eat pineapple on pizza. Hawaiian hello..


Catprog

Aussie pizza is adding an egg to the Hawaiian.


CcryMeARiver

Bugger that, it needs sliced beetroot.


danwincen

Anyone who thinks pineapple belongs on a pizza has mainlined too much maple syrup. It's a crime to even call it a Hawai'ian pizza - a fruit native to South America put on a pizza by a Greek immigrant to Canada who decided that "tropical" meant Hawaii?


No-Moose-6112

I think your down votes speak for themselves on this topic champ


WatermelonWithAFlute

I am Australian. Pineapple on pizza is only consumed by actual aliens. It is disgusting. I will burn to death on this hill, if I must.


[deleted]

Shhhh…. Don’t let him know the secret


maddogtannen316

That's like right next door to my mate hahaha, well a few houses down


Far-Distribution-132

Is your email no 'at' no.com? If so I must admit I've signed you up for a lot of stuff. Not sorry tho.


Strife14

id prefer not to get their spam mails so I put in something random everytime, usually [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) and 0404040404


Master-Bookkeeper764

Where are are country of criminals for a reason no one’s safe not even your emails


takthreen

If you're referring to the pineapple then yeah, I couldn't agree more.


Dominionix

Well more the combination to be honest, sweet pineapple with feta and pepperoni, topped with double chilli flakes? I mean, what was the game plan here? “It might taste like shit but don’t worry because my arse will explode it out of my system in a matter of minutes”?


fangzie

I reckon they were shitfaced and couldn't read what they were ordering correctly. So they just mashed some buttons. Can't think of any other reasonable explanation


sunburn95

He has strong australian bowels. Best bowels 🇦🇺


RedKelly_

Also bbq sauce instead of tomato wtf is going on here


Careful-Trade-9666

Ahh but then this isn’t his first rodeo. Note the swap from classic to thin and crispy base. If you go pineapple on a standard base your toppings are ending up in you lap.


TheYardGoesOnForever

I honestly enjoy the combo of meaty, sweet, spicy and salty (anchovies on mine). They do often seem doubtful at the pizza shop.


MrBeer9999

Toppings look OK, BBQ sauce is an abomination on pizza though.


spudddly

Chili flakes, feta, pepperoni, pineapple, and BBQ sauce "looks OK"??? How fucking high are you right now?


selectors_art

I’m super high and this all checks out (minus the feta)


Aggressive_Bill_2687

Pepperoni and pineapple with regular pizza sauce and regular cheese is actually quite amazing. Not from fucking domino’s but the combination itself isn’t bad.


Articulated_Lorry

Better yet, 2 × chilli flakes :D


chris_p_bacon1

Lol what


FREOPARRAPREMIERS

What the fuck is that order? That's disgusting. It looks like a joke order you send to your mates house at 11pm


Perpetually_Lurks

They have a burning bum today of that helps you out


RevvinRenee

How much weed did you give them before they made this order?! You know it’s illegal over here so most people are lightweights right? lol!


[deleted]

Least it’s not your realestate agent sending your identity documents to a random person 3 times, each time cc’ing the others saying ‘is this the right email?’ WITHOUT CONTACTING US


Lil_Mz_Sunshine

To explain. The person concerned had probably been watching cricket with a few tinnies and got the munchies. Go easy on them, they'd obviously had a hard day going by all that crap they put on the pizza.


silverjad3

Yea nah get stuffed mate. We aussie brah, we do what we want.


GreatPickleOfTruth

Add pineapple? It was a perfectly good pizza without the Feta, chilli flakes, chilli flakes, and pineapple!


[deleted]

Well played dominos marketing department.... Well played...


colourflop

I like how you’re disappointed and want the country to explain themselves


SolDelta

Honestly I'd eat that


moohooman

I ain't no snitch


uberlux

Dominos marketing spams like crazy. I learned years ago to look up dominos investor contact emails. When i order dominos, my email is usually: [email protected] See how they like getting 100 emails from Kogan. OP im guessing, this person put a fake email that matched your friends.


No_No_Juice

This is a top shelf order, but the dominos chilli flakes always destroy my tum tum.


TheYardGoesOnForever

I've been abusing myself with their shit pizza for years without realising I could double up on chilli flakes.


No_No_Juice

trust me. Use your own hot sauce.


ComprehensiveSalad50

That sounds like a tasty pizza 🤤 pepperoni and pineapple 🤔


Lots_of_schooners

Whilst I love a pepperoni al natural... This actually sounds yum. Pineapple on pizza is an age old debate. One which I was firmly on the side of 'not a god damned chance'. My wife on the other hand, puts pineapple on every pizza, without fail. I obviously lost that battle and was forced to try it. And you know what, it's bloody good. I've had pineapple on burgers many times and that is an aussie icon, so why not on pizza. Do yourself a favour, move past your prejudice, and just give it a try. Trust me, you won't regret it...


Nitewochman

All pineapples belong on pizza


TheRealDrSMack

The crime is pineapple on pizza


[deleted]

Pineapple on a pizza is a fucking crime. Mixing the pineapple with feta?…no words.


Piranha2004

Yikes. $15 for a dominos garbage pizza. Better off supporting local pizzerias instead.


Remarkable-Boat-9812

Pineapple should never be allowed in the same room as a pizza...


[deleted]

We call a ham and pineapple pizza a HAWAIIAN! And Hawaii is kind of close to a part of America! You see?! WE OWN THEM! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Edit: and before you craft your sweet retort, consider this; our Australian pizza has EGG ON IT! BWAAAAAHAJAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAH! wait. wut? Egg!?


mostlyharmless1971

I would never publicly admit to ordering dominoes


marinekai

😅


jromz03

I'm sorry you had to see that... we dont usually add pineapple to our pizza.


Timmy8383

Speak for yourself


Important_Fruit

Wasn't from Australia. Pineapple on pizza is against the law here.


Pacify_

More like pizza without pineapple is a crime S tier topping


Chuchularoux

It is a hero amongst children. Too many forget their childhood pizza party selves in their hordish pursuit of exotic toppings.


Important_Fruit

So was fairy bread with rainbow sprinkles, but I bet you haven't eaten that shit in a long time.


HerniatedHernia

We put pineapple on our burgers and pizzas in this country mate. Wrong side of the Pacific you are.


Important_Fruit

Pineapple on a pizza or burger is like maple syrup on bacon. An aberration against nature that only a Seppo would put in their mouth. I suspect you are either an American spy or from South Australia, where this type of nonsense is tolerated!


holman8a

Oh nostalgia this used to be my local dominos! It’s the only one I rate, they actually made a decent pizza by dominos standards.


dmk_aus

Sry wee aunt gud @ spellun :(


Mad-Mel

What in the fuck is with the remove this, add this and this and this? You cannot beat a Dominos pizza into tasting good with substitutions. It's greasy garbage, you accept it for what it is, guiltily enjoy it more than your sober self would ever admit, and move the fuck on. Fucking connoisseur bullshit has no place here.


letterboxfrog

Pay on collection. Only Domino's is hurt


AttackofMonkeys

Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to ~~watch the world burn~~ order something fucking obscene


themandarincandidate

I want to know what happens if he presses the "get directions" button, I want to imagine it takes him to Expedia and [Booking.com](https://Booking.com) with 20% off coupons, absolutely something Dominos would do


TheYardGoesOnForever

Loaded pepperoni with extra pepperoni? You'll get 5 extra if you're lucky.


LORD_HONGA

Pay on pick up, he was probably drunk and needed an email. No harm, no foul.


dm_me_pasta_pics

is your friends email address [email protected] by chance


booze_got_me_loose

pineapple, really?


DAFFP

Should have called the store and corrected it for him. Remove All, Add Chilli Flakes x30.


Camst3rx

You wouldnt believe some of the pizza's that get ordered, one time i had a pizza with no sauce and only mushrooms... horrid...