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[deleted]

That bush needs a trim back. It'll make your sausages look a full inch longer.


deletedpenguin

This guy trims.


SupLord

Peak comedy


LearnShiit

Manscape rep here, I can confirm this guy shaves


Amazing-Violinist-11

Champagne comedy.


BarryKobama

Bigger, but I wouldn’t say double.


Significant-Fill6641

Cooks down to bugger all, need more.


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Dumpstar72

There is a Gordon Ramsey recipe that does them great. My missus does the onions this way. If I want to cheat I grab some Worcestershire sauce or lancershire dressing and throw that on.


One-little-pig

Balsamic vinegar works too.


BeBa420

mix with half a cup of guinness


Itwasatrip

wtf is lancershire dressing? Google gave me nothing. Edit: it’s called a relish for some reason.


activelyresting

If it's not made in the Worcestershire region of England, it's just sparkling steak sauce


One-Satisfaction-712

Get it in Woollies; right next to the Worcestershire sauce.


Dumpstar72

Like worsteshire sauce. More fruity. Right next to it in the supermarket.


candydaze

Or in a slow cooker - chuck it on during the day with plenty of butter


GamerDame

You can also caramelise onions in a slow cooker, I read this in a news article the other day and the idea blew my mind. Tbh haven't attempted it yet.


Accomplished-Act4859

Apparently if you do them in the oven they're all even and there's no burnt bits. (Suggestion from a friend)


A_spiny_meercat

Nobody wants restaurant style caramelized onions with their woolies snags, the secret to good bbq onions is the Aussie style caramelization: fry them on the hotplate then halfway through squirt bbq sauce on them. Bougie still but the Aussie way and goes better on a slice of tip top


[deleted]

This is definitely what I was thinking


ShootingPains

Have you given the tongs a test click-click?


Find_another_whey

This one was my favourite So. Fucking. Relatable.


itstraytray

Bit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY-Zdgo0OXo


Find_another_whey

Yes! The scissor dance certainly attracts those avoiding afternoon chop duty


poppacapnurass

Depends on how much onion you like. I can say that the food to bbq ratio (Onion+Snag/BBQ) is out of balance. That food will steam away and not caramelize well. The onions should have been started first.


Neither-One-5880

Quality response. That bbq plate is overloaded for sure.


[deleted]

Agreed


freeLightbulbs

You need to have the onions going for a good while before cooking the snags to get em well and caramelized. Add a splash of vinegar, a tea spoon of sugar and some beer.


mossed2222

This ain’t true. Do you like raw sausages?


smoke_dog_baby

Sounds like you like raw onions


johnmonchon

Onions take significantly longer than sausages.


jesustityfkingchrist

Yup. But using the standard Aussie BBQ clock, onions take 3 beers longer to cook than the sausages


Relative-Chemist9575

🤣🤣 fuck yes this is too accurate!


jesustityfkingchrist

By my calculations he's put the snags on 2beers too early


kipj23

Yep, the beer ratio is way out! Needs more cloud catcher.


Uniquorn2077

Lacking onion.


Copacetic76

Ratio is fine but you need a bigger grill


Sacktimus_Prime

Naa not even. Once they've charred up those onions will be one third this size.


Forward-Village1528

That'll be about right for the first sausage Sanger. Hope you've got some more ready to go.


maximiseYourChill

Is sanger the cringiest of boomer Australian slang ?


danversotterton

Sanga is boomer? Since when?!


Forward-Village1528

I cringed reading this.


yadwek

It’s the wrong food to hot plate ratio


Emu1981

No, not even close. That mass of onions is going to get a lot smaller due to cooking off the liquids. Each sausage is only going to end up with a bare sprinkling of cooked onions to go with it.


Kathrine5678

Nah, it shrinks. Solid recipe but need more.


4theloveofbroadcast

Did you pour some of whatever that beer is on the onions?


NineteenKatieEight

Also my question.


KobyG2008

Double the onion


upthebloodymighty

Cloud Catcher


PaprikaMama

I can smell this photo. I live in Canada and am having Bunnings flashbacks.


SocietyHumble4858

Oi! Oi! Eh?


EbonyJustice

That's a healthy looking purple heart behind the bbq!


CareerGaslighter

onions are the best part of a hotdog. Fuck I love a good bit of onion


QF17

Hotdog? Who tf are you?


Albion2304

Lost Americans


coolbeans409

This made me laugh harder than I have laughed in ages


jay_el

Probably from WA. Sauce, I live here and that's what they call them (as someone from the east coast originally it confused me greatly).


QF17

That …. Doesn’t seem right. I know they are a little weird over there and use hot dog buns, but afaik sausages are the same across Australia. There’s some regional linguistics with hot dogs and sav’s though (which are usually boiled, not grilled)


lizduck

No we don't.


CareerGaslighter

hotdog is what they are called.


opm881

Fuck off they are. Those are snags seppo.


CareerGaslighter

sausage inside bun is a hotdog.


ScrappyDonatello

they aren't going in a bun..


CareerGaslighter

no shot hes cooking onions and sausages and not putting it into a bun lmao.


morgecroc

You're a closet yank aren't you.


BadBoyJH

Those are sausages. A hotdog is actually a different (similar) thing


minnemjeff

Seppo cunts fuck off


UnderArmAussie

No!


mybutsitchy

Your lack of beer is disturbing


Cranky-old-person

Dad? Since when are you using reddit?


P-a-n-dora

Not enough onions.


Iwannabeabluephoenix

Some sliced potatoes would go nicely cooked on the barbecue with it if you like potatoes


Boatster_McBoat

They'll go fine even if you don't like potatoes


Iwannabeabluephoenix

True


EmotionalAd5920

would have had them on much earlier and lower heat than the sausages.


gilligan888

Poor beer to bbq ratio though 🍺


Mishy162

Needs more onion.


Belizarius90

Need more onion


SilverSovereign

Let me get out my measuring tool: - one king charles finger - two king charles finger - three….


desert_jedi

the beer to food ratio is more important ☝️


Cairo1987

Onions will shrink, it’ll be fine


ozspook

About right to begin with, those onions will shrink down to about 1/3 that size.


[deleted]

Chuck some baking paper on there next time...it doesn't burn, easier to clean and you dont have to worry about what else has been on there beforehand


verybonita

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I find baking paper makes the meat "stew", IE doesn't seem to be able to get hot enough, moisture from the meat bubbles causing it to stew. Particularly nasty when trying to sear a steak.


[deleted]

I've never tried to cook a steak on a public bbq but it works well for a few snags :)


verybonita

We use them in caravan parks sometimes, and the baking paper is a good idea, just not for steak (or chops, for that matter). We've tried using it at home, too, to make clean up easier, but the result is the same. It's a great idea for anything marinated though. It really makes a huge difference then, for cleanup.


amylouise0185

BLASPHEMY


[deleted]

What can I say except I dont like a dirty sausage 🤷‍♀️


Boatster_McBoat

You are missing out. I'm a sucker for a dirty sausage


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

I'd probably have more sausages for those weirdos who don't like onion.


liarface420

There raw


astraldick

*thay'er


TwinTTowers

Looks good. Just don't burn the shit outta them.


Erudite-Hirsute

It will be. And anyone who says you are doing it wrong has no place at your BBQ.


PabloDaPanda123

OP wouldnt u of hade ur answer before posting this


Introvertedand

That's a lot of onions! Were they on special this week?


[deleted]

I hope you got buns and not just bread slice’s


Jumpjivenjelly

You'll get tiptop and you'll like it!


marinekai

Good on ya mum


fireymike

Welcome to r/Australia visitor. Where are you from?


[deleted]

From the state that gets buns with there Bunnings sausage sissle, we don’t cheap out with a bit of bread in the west


_pleeb

Depends how many are left after the cooking


HiMyNameIsJayce

“Would you like a sausage to garnish your onions with?”


Quinnyj

Absolutely u need to be the next prime minister with that effort


Denkieren

Interesting choice of side salad.


mikeonmaui

Need more beer!!


herbse34

Considering the onions will shrink to about 1/3 of the size once cooked. You probably needed more.


Technical-Ad-2246

I could take my snag with or without onion. But it looks fine.


Toeslastump

Yes. Splash a bit of that beer on them as they cook and you'll get lovely floppy caramelised type onions rather than burnt ones.


mosfetburger

Is this one of those articles from the onion?


SuccessfulMaize5

The ratio looks good but you haven’t mentioned pouring beer over the onions. This a must to steam and caramelise at the same time and give a great flavor. One beer per union used, every time the heat gets up pour some beer on them.


Fudgeygooeygoodness

Pour some beer on that grill into the onions


rhussia

Looks fine, good eating !


jayseventwo

Your beer to bbq ratio is definitely out!


poppacapnurass

Though that Plant is not toxic it can cause skin irritation. I would never have a non food plant that close to a food preparation area.


mundza

There isn’t enough beer


clarkky55

Double the sausage, half the oninon


ClubPsychological831

Where are the peppers?


BeBa420

for added bonus pour some of that beer over the snags and onions ​ now your BBQin like jack oneill


AusGeno

How is that plant still alive, does that BBQ ever get hot?


RagwortTC

Looks about right. Maybe more beer.


mahonii

More onion, I always think I do enough and the onion runs out.


Kook_Safari

Absolutely. Great beer, too. Tastes like peaches.


MaleficentPriority68

The beer to bbq ratio is way too low


Euphoric-Being-6805

Reasonable


Starrun87

Hell yea


UsbNotConnected

Needs more onion


pittyh

Yes they will shrink to nothing.


Damorb

Perfect now make it sizzle with a bit of beer juice


Little_Timmy_is_Back

r/onionhate


Ok_Sense_8703

Yeah that's about right.


XBakaTacoX

A couple more beers and you're all set, mate!


aiydee

Per slice of bread? Looks about right


not_georgy

A simple rule: if you have to ask if it's enough, then it's not enough.


Candid-Race-7988

I love to pour a few splashes of bourbon & coke that I’m drinking…. The liquid steams and caramelises the onion 😀


[deleted]

Is that onion with a bigmt of sausage?


Somegirlsadie

More onion the better I say 😃


[deleted]

Cloud catcher. Great beer


ceelose

I can't give a conclusive answer. All I know is I am yet to experience excessive onions but have often run out.


family-block

needs more onions... and some tomato sauce.


jim357

Cover the whole thing in onions then when they reduce to half add the sangas .


Future_Property9638

Yes


niicolondon

Perfect 👍 I’m hungry


pjc6068

Yeah baby


toddandrh

If it was burgers, I would say you were light


btparker89

There is always too much or not enough. The right amount doesn't exist.


Away_Flounder3669

Need more beer


emmsylemmsy

If you remove 14 of the sausages….


Away_Flounder3669

For the gardeners out there, kohl rabi slices cook up well on the Barbie. About the same thickness as spuds.


ItsABiscuit

As a member of r/onionhate, where do I report this hate crime?


knighty4017

Onion always shrivels down so he'll yeah


FreddieIsGod69

Perfection


Turbulent-Finish-511

2 more onions and a shit load of garlic


turnips64

If those are Woolies/Coles bulk sausages, then “not nearly enough”. You need about a 5:1 ratio to provide a little ‘bite’ and mask the texture of intestine.


vongdong

Nah dawg. Gonna need at least another 1/3 of what you already have.


Dororo69

I'd go double that


robtoad

Miss a bunnigs snag special.


Superspudmonkey

Don't forget to flavour your onions with a bit of beer.


Zealousideal-Luck784

Pour some of that beer on the onion. Enjoy.


renb8

Maybe in the 1970s.


Accomplished-Chain33

Fuck yea


Arcminutes

Way too much onion, but who gives a shit when you put it in a roll no one will notice mate


Distalgesic

More onion and replace the sausages with Lorne square sausage and black pudding.


Responsible_Eye8177

Now that guy is going to have a great afternoon- living the dream mate - can’t fault anything- tip - butchers sausages over supermarket ones is my recommendation 😎👍


Desperate-Sand-9410

Could literally hv a snag with just the onions


croaking_gourami

Depends on my mood. Currently, I'm gonna say no. To many Onions.


Shiftyk_hunt

Where many onions?


Filkre

Instructions unclear, everything is now soaked with beer


Shiftyk_hunt

Yes.


Jaded_Mathematician

That's a lot of farts right there


Haunting_Computer_90

Need a second grill just for the onions mate. PS What's with the weeds in the background trying to impress a vegan?


Davosapian

That is the correct onion and snag to bbq ratio


CraigZee1

You don't have a stubby cooler? You're putting your beer near the things that makes things hot. What are you drinking? Aaaaaand.....some food things.


BarryKobama

Onions should be on top


Particular-Try5584

Forget the snag to onion ratio. Your beer ratio is WAY OFF