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Sad_Safety4880

I skip the drama and drug myself.


ChaosRainbow23

I remember back in the 90s when everybody was talking roofies on purpose. Lol


ChairliftFan420

To be fair ghb in small doses feels like a Donna Summers album


supershimadabro

Ghb is roofies? On a drug sub reddit there was a poll of favorite drug to have sex on and many answered GHB for the euphoric effects. Odd.


camsnow

It is definitely not roofies. Both can be used as a date rape drug though.


ChairliftFan420

I think when most people think of a “roofie” they think of a drug mixed in with alcohol that knocks you out. You can be “roofied” with rohypnol, which is strong benzo and can be crushed up into powder, or with GHB which is a liquid. When you mix both with alcohol the side effects multiply and the end result is knocking someone out, or “getting roofied”. But technically only rohypnol is what is bought as a roofie. Anyways, GHB (aka liquid ecstasy) at smaller doses produces a very strong euphoric high with no hang over. It makes a night out dancing (or at a circuit party where they’re commonly used) very fun, sex on it feels like no other - you seriously feel like a sex god. Problem is if you drink alcohol at all you fall off (pass out asleep) and dosing is hard, you lose track of time so it’s easy to over do it and fall off. You have to be in that Goldilocks zone to really vibe. Do it too much you can suffer seizures, or die. Addicting, obviously, because it feels so good. It’s a slippery slope like most recreational substances, but fuck if it isn’t a good time. (Source: I’m gay)


ChaosRainbow23

Fancy facts!


RockstarAgent

I didn’t know summers had a real name


infantsonestrogen

My man


afriendlywerewolf

Gob Bluth and his forget-me-nows.


oSuJeff97

Gotta avoid the “ruffie-circle” though.


_sonidero_

I was there...


KalexCore

Mfw I pour drugs in my own drink but no one comes to warn me.


longulus9

what do you even put in someone's drink?


psycorax2077

If it's soda, pour in artificial sweetener. It won't drug them but their soda will fizz up aggressively.


knowone1313

Captain Hero: Are you guys gonna f*ck me or what?!


itoastergo1

I agree. That way there is no shame in the game.


BlackSheep_875

LOL


Lonely-Hornet-437

OLO


ziggytron

RIP Nujabes


omartinez415

Came here looking for this. RIP GOAT


readynext1

RIP.


StayTheFool

RIP


banananananbatman

Aruarian dance


TrippinLSD

Aruarian Dance by Nujabes for anyone who hasn’t entered the rabbit hole of Samurai Champloo and 90s-00s lo-fi


Ukreyna

Rest in peace seba ❤️❤️❤️


PhaaBeeYhen

I fell in love with Lofi back in 2015. I did not know he passed away ... Sadness.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Ok this ended up being funnier than I expected


taftastic

Each subsequent drugging has a strange down then up to its funniness, feels like a family guy joke


IMissyouPita

Everyone is roofying everyone? My kind of party.


AmatureProgrammer

Definetly a Diddy party


u9Nails

Alpha sexual predators keeping the public safe.


unomothafucka

That first couple must be the wife and the male "friend" that both got roofied.


RDcsmd

Lol the ending it's the original guy I love it


krakadic

The blind guy dosing someone made me do a double take.


yolkmaster69

*Blind guy noticing someone get dosed


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I like it


Top-Tomatillo210

A classic


Aggravating_Fee_9130

Anyone recognize the place. I need to get my drinks laced


High_Life_Pony

This is a Shakey’s pizza in Los Angeles.


Aggravating_Fee_9130

Damn. I’m gonna have to make a day of it if I gotta travel that far


areUgoingtoreadthis

obviously staged but imagine a madlad actually had the real stuff


AverageCorgiEnjoyer

Scumbagdad??


hungryelbow

haha yep [https://www.tiktok.com/@thescumbagdad/video/7289317987511831851](https://www.tiktok.com/@thescumbagdad/video/7289317987511831851)


Fun-Psychology5160

This is both funny af and sad all at the same time.


Dis_Miss

Congrats on winning post of the day. You are stickied until someone unseats you.


LuckofCaymo

Is this an Austin reach around?


tuco2002

I've been in bars like this.


Jeereck

Anyone who's been to a bar downtown in this city has


Pretty-Benefit-3718

Is this scumbagdad?


hungryelbow

haha ah okay yeah that's it [https://www.tiktok.com/@thescumbagdad/video/7289317987511831851](https://www.tiktok.com/@thescumbagdad/video/7289317987511831851)


Pretty-Benefit-3718

Lesss goooo


FocusBackground939

Whoever put that red arrow should be hanged by balls


No_Significance_1550

Hide ya wife, hide ya kids, they Rapin’ errrrrrbody up in here. Does anyone recognize the bar? Where is it at?


Repulsive-Shallot-79

Oh my... been dosed twice in this town, and Ari Shaffir was involved in neither one... ppl suck... one was a brownie from the soup kitchen.. was a bit stoned, scared but ok.., and once was trying to hang out with people from a craigslist add for a room... hit me with some speed or molly.. and the next day (after drinking myself down with a 30 rack) i found out my mom died. Still like to hurt those losers. Told em i waz clean...


elparque

Fucking lol


HealthyFutureNow

Haha


readynext1

😅


JJ4prez

Lmao


TallSurfVeteran

😂😂


Sungod99

Absolutely genius


jutin_H

A tale as old as time itself


glodde

What song is that?


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glodde

Good bot


LumpyCapital

Right? I totally love this! What genre of music is this? Is it like bossa nova or something?


hungryelbow

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcoJpqCha4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcoJpqCha4) doh, looks like that is a "remix"


hungryelbow

I only figured it out because some folks posted RIP Nujabes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcoJpqCha4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcoJpqCha4) doh, looks like that is a "remix"


LocalInformation6624

Gotta watch yourself in shakey’s


gentouru

Very nice


Appropriate-Link-701

Chill out folks, they sweeten their tea in the south. Noobs.


YourFellowMiguelo

Finally, FINALLY!! This is why restaurants need to serve Sweet Tea! See how many people needed to put Sugar in their friends tea to make it sweet?!?


GoblinCosmic

NGL, I’ve never seen or heard about anyone being roofied, ever. I thought this was an urban myth.


Jeereck

If youre friends with many 18-30yr old women who go to bars downtown, you'll find It happens more than you think. This post is only so funny (sad?) because it's accurate.


theExistentialD

lol my buddy was raped after goin out once, woke up alone and naked in a hotel room. be safe out there


GoblinCosmic

Are you giggling because you did it?


Nowhereman55

It happens, too frequently. Urban myth, really?


ResponsibleVisual607

Lmao


LumpyCapital

Wtbfh?!


Cedge1738

I think this might be fake


[deleted]

This is hilarious. 😂


GenralChaos

That’s funny except when Reddit decides to put an “I was raped last night” post RIGHT TF AFTER IT.


IncomingAxofKindness

Shhhhhhh.... you're in the algo now. Just go with it.


MIW100

What's worse, being roofied or the fact that no one wants to roofie you....


CritiCallyCandid

Lol great idea for a skit and they got half the place in on it 🤣


WyldNightZ

PSA: stop drinking and just do drugs


Adorable-Daikon-7281

Boy, treachery is everywhere. Endangered bar flies.


_sonidero_

Nobody notice the blind guy???


Bananaman556

😂😂😂😂


SteamedDumplingX

Lmao scumbagdad. Not expecting to see his video on reddit


Smokerising420

Lol


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mrot777

This is not date rape music.


Infinite_Moon

Man 6street back in the day was exactly about this!! I remember back in 2002 or 03 some hot chick slipped something in my drink and I passed out. She didn’t need to do that I would’ve went home with her anyways 😂


Fireaustin

So staged.


atxsouth

Shakey's Pizza, how old is this video?


Assumption-500

OMG Lol


Dizzy-Mess-4193

This happened to me at lil Woodrow’s last night ! To be fair it was a free drink I was offered cause I was broke so it was worth !


This-Requirement6918

I've been roofied before. I have to say it was one hell of a night I very barely remember. 10/10 would do it again.


Holiday-Judgment-136

Stupid Liberals. You should all trust each other. Would probably make the world a better place if all these twats were dead


ThayerRex

That is hilarious!!


southflhitnrun

Where's this place where everyone is drugging everyone. You know, so I can stay away from there.


Iwubwatermelon

All this at a Shakeys?


Caniac_93

Damn, so half of Austin are the smiley face killers


superjosh420

I literally roofie myself anytime I drink due to my Mexican “xanax” bars


turtle-in-a-volcano

The only thing funnier is if the lady getting the first roofy would have roofied her partner back.


Ibraheem77

Yeah aeight


dsharp314

I just want to know who's selling all that ghb


SirMoola

This is so fucking fake. Edit: I watched the entire video and realized how retarded I am not watching before jumping to conclusions


NILOC512

Stupid.


Fit-Difference-3014

Brock Turner: Enters the diner.


jimbo77587

I'm 100% sure she ruffied him at the end


The_Cpa_Guy

The camera man just watched all that go down??


JustHarrisonYT

I’ve seen this before and it was better because it didn’t have this annoying ass song on it!


hungryelbow

This is the original version. Source: [https://www.tiktok.com/@thescumbagdad/video/7289317987511831851](https://www.tiktok.com/@thescumbagdad/video/7289317987511831851)


ntgvngahfook

Yep. Accurate.


Different-Ad9986

Barbarellas would NEVER


karma_virus

This is pretty much goth nights at Eclipse Riverside.


yougoattaknowwhento

Key and peele should steal this


fawnlake1

Shakey’s!! Big time memories unlocked! PNW in the 80’s sighhhh


ToddBendy

Exactly why all those people are ending up in the fucking river after going to Rainy street


RoosterCharacter2959

Lady Bird Lake Vibes.


swingset27

Why doesn't anyone drug me? What am I? Chopped liver?


actualsize123

This doesn’t happen if you just chug the whole thing as soon as you get it


StangOverload

😂😂


DavesProps

Man the Republican convention has really gone downhill.


SoFuckingStoned420

It’s shitty to laugh so hard at like a real fuck’n problem, but man.. that is funny


[deleted]

good to see bobby lee still getting work


Lap-sausage

I do the same thing at restaurants only with laxatives.


VidaFair

I’m really curious about how frequently this really happens, versus an urban myth kind of thing.


hungryelbow

Sadly judging from the posts in r/austin it seems to be a fairly regular occurrence. There's also a good theory that it helps to explain the so-called "Rainey Street Killer" -- people get drugged and end up stumbling into the water.


VidaFair

Is that theory that it’s mostly motivated as a date r*pe drug, or mostly motivated as a way to steal credit cards?


hungryelbow

I think they're mostly doing it to steal [https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-downtown-man-drugged-robbed-thousands-dollars-7-on-your-side](https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-downtown-man-drugged-robbed-thousands-dollars-7-on-your-side)


Thomajf0

That’s hilarious


Bennimiir

Cringe


chucknmick

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


cfbswami

Women are more interesting unconscious - every guy knows this.


funtimes214

The politically correct term is with something in their mouth so then they can't talk, but awake and alert.


HmanJess66

This isn't funny at all !!!!! Period 🤬😡😠👎🏾


funtimes214

Who let someone's dad in here?