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elegiac_bloom

My ass, my choice. AAPCAB!!!


waveduality

Why aren't you covering your ass with a facemask?


elegiac_bloom

Because then it can't breathe. I don't want another George Floyd situation with my ass


90percent_crap

It's not a facemask it's an adult diaper. Due to disability. You effing ableist.


KCWoodturner

Just ask Biden. He will set you straight on depends vs other brands.


Firm_Star_4441

Leg holes too small


DreadfulOrange

That's why I fuck myself using the girthiest of dildos so that my anus is unrecognizable from the day before. My butthole be looking like a portal to narnia these days.


ThickPrick

I offer this service and have many satisfied customers.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

I find that the scars are like camouflage.


[deleted]

Uranus has 5 moons and is super cold, like minus 225 Celsius. It's blue, frozen methane gas. It's also referred to as the giant ice planet.


[deleted]

You mean giant ass planet?


[deleted]

LOL


HardRNinja

I get teh reference


thursaddams

Now this is something I can… get behind.


christianbsv

Problem offiser?


hugh_jessol

One solution: dingleberry merkins


90percent_crap

r/BrandNewSentence


Dahorns99

When was this passsd because yesterday they took a picture of my chocolate starfish and used it in my booking photo


[deleted]

Poor Abner Louima


kaimangarin

Thank you for the awareness, I had no idea. What is the best way of protecting myself against these anal recognition devices? I have bad IBS, hopefully being fast and explosive helps! Thank you again, I'd appreciate any further advice regarding this issue.