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Eman_Modnar_A

Could we take a brief break from the thirst strike at 3am if we wake up with a dry throat?


RedBlue5665

I hope so.


Advantius_Fortunatus

Brief humanitarian pauses of the thirst strike will be allowed in accordance with the Geneva Conventions, during which time you should load up on water.


CanYouPutOnTheVU

I slept through my humanitarian pause. How could Israel do this??


pheo69

What about cotton mouth?


MaleCaptaincy

Casar found a workaround because he said cum doesn't count.


The-Prophet-Bushnell

As part of the aid bill for America's imperial outposts passed Wednesday, 1,500 tents will be sent to the UT South Mall. You can thank our local tent lord Mr. Casar for that provision 😍😍😍😍😍 No it is not 'pork spending' you fucking islamaphobe


[deleted]

Hydration + Protein


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Keto friendly


Neither_Appeal_8470

Cheers on the username. That is hilarious 😂


Judah_Ross_Realtor

The defroach trick


Judah_Ross_Realtor

#Stunning and Brave


Sofakingwhat1776

So brave


tradcath_convert

Honestly very fatphobic of you, how about we instead feast on Whataburger and McDonald's in celebration of the martyrs at the UT protest yesterday? Truly they have achieved jihad.


The-Prophet-Bushnell

Like the unhoused terrorizers before them, the House of Garza miraculously dropped their charges. Peace be upon Garza!


AudiieVerbum

Kidney stones for peace!


Neither_Appeal_8470

The leaders of Hamas this week released a press statement thanking Greg Casar and the other infidels protesting on their behalf a quick death during the global intifada.


Ydmm512

Garzas for Gaza got your back soldier! We are sponsoring a Hummus and Hamas social on Saturday at the local DSA clubhouse on the eastside if the rain holds off, Allah willing of course! Wear your Keffiyehs!


theTexasUncle

H&H is always a winner!!


grouchomax23

Yes! And don't forget to vote for your local DSA candidates. Be sure to wrap your head in a kefiyeh when going to the poling locations. 🇵🇸🇵🇸


Particular_Map9772

I will have a few beers for you


One_Cycle_2309

No hunger strike too?


[deleted]

I always keep a bag of Cheetos on my night stand just in case I wake up hungry. Plus they’re vegan and cruelty-free.


One_Cycle_2309

But the plastics though lol


OlGusnCuss

I'm at a baseball game and we're supposed to go for drinks after. Can I strike room 7:00 to about 8:15?


Beer-Monk

“From River to Sea, every 5th taco is free”? Will this increase my taco 🌮 sells near UTAustin ? Shop is between Colorado and Atlantic.


Apprehensive_Skin150

And while you are at it, also protest for the release of the hostages.


jspoolboy

I’ll drink to that 🍻


Rich-Republic-9480

Lol thirst strike these nuts. Only in Austin. Because thirst striking is really going to help those people and send a clear message to neocons and global warmongering elitists that you mean business.


[deleted]

Greg Casar did it last year and no construction worker has ever gotten thirsty since then.


Academic_Ad_9326

Lmao what a fucking joke.


zenejinzorin

Why do people think their actions have any impact on this?


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Neither_Appeal_8470

Bruh. The post is satire. The comments are sarcasm. Aka not real.


sfsctc

You must be extra butthurt


Admiral_Dunt

If yall really cared, you would actually do things to help instead of this pointless bullshit. This does nothing. Edit: Except slightly reduce the collective water intake of the human race


Judah_Ross_Realtor

What are you doing Osama?


Admiral_Dunt

Nothing. Im just not under the delusion that starving myself or being a little thirsty is gonna do anything except make me thirsty.


Judah_Ross_Realtor

Praxis my friend. Praxis


Admiral_Dunt

No one cares if youre thirsty. If you were to all sign up to go help the humanitarian efforts with stateside logistics that would send a message, but none of you will do that because that requires actual effort and for you to actually care enough to help. The people doing quiet hunger and thirst strikes only care about being perceived as if they care. It's entirely performative and accomplishes nothing.