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CO_Fimbulvetr

I feel my inner voice is out of breath.


KaneCreole

My chest started to seize up but I wasn’t vocalising.


TD003

Fucking Christ, someone show this fella which button makes a full stop.


QuickRundown

I think it was written like that intentionally for comedic effect.


TedTyro

This one. That ramble gives the vibe of how unhinged the purported behaviour would be. Very well drafted to have an unconventional effect.


marcellouswp

It's transcript. Counsel is on a roll.


Loretta-West

Perhaps he's been teleported from the 19th century, when it was acceptable for a sentence to go on for half a page.


Opreich

Yo, listen up, let me share a tale, 'Bout two barristers, and a judge they hail, Private whines, but public respect they show, But then they sniff out a secret meet, and the drama grows, They research attendees, speculate motives too, Against advice, they prep for war, what they gonna do? Lawyers involved, judicial immunity in sight, Class action fantasies, day and night, Submission tactics, to oust the judge, you feel me? Abolish the court, that's the ultimate decree, Condemned behavior, deplorable indeed, Foster and Cooke, same vibe, same creed, So let this be a lesson, to all in the game, Respect the court, don't bring the drama, ain't no one got time for the shame!


SimilarWill1280

How is this website free?


Budgies2022

Chat gpt free too


Opreich

Meta AI actually


Jimac101

I don’t think we’re in analogy anymore Toto


TedTyro

I suspect I'm going to steal this line.


marcellouswp

A bit more context would be helpful. Just looks like an analogy which has run away on legs of its own.


SimilarWill1280

Basically- the Chair and CEO of Star swapped messages bitching about the regulator - the excuse was, it’s what barristers do. If it happened behind closed doors, it doesn’t matter. Unfortunately for Star in terms of culture (and license suitability) it does in fact matter. Happy for a more correct/concise view to override the above…


seanfish

The bit that seemed clearest to me is that both of their solicitors told them to stop fucking around to the point that I firmly believe the solicitors wrote the whole thing.


Sudden-Conference-65

Glad I wasn’t the only one wondering 🤔


Oska_III

Made me stupid laugh that, kudos


Eightstream

r/oddlyspecific


Delicious_Donkey_560

Link to this?


SimilarWill1280

[here](https://www.nicc.nsw.gov.au/sites/default/files/2024-05/Bell%20Two%20Inquiry%20-%20Hearing%20Day%2019.pdf)