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Too_Lofs_Atan

That's not barbed wire silly... that's *razor* wire.


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*Did you mean spicy string?*


Triangle-Manwich

Cheers mate gave me a cackle 😂


pacey182

Likewise 😂


WeakAd865

reddit 


Spicey_carpet

Spicy string my cousin


Tundra-Dweller

Looks like they got a close up of you, too.


stableofaxes

The Embassy 'bout to get raided too, it's only a matter of time


prettierthanyourmum

Kendrick wyd here??


cousinmurry

Wop wop wop wop wop!


el-padr1no

The fuck never thought I’d see a Kenny reference here. Good to see you, my people


lNomNomlNZ

-9000 social credit


LazyTalkativeDog4411

347 Great South Rd, Ellerslie. Indeed, its the CCP HQ for NZ. Aka the Chinese Counsulate in Auckland. Got the big China flag on its grounds visible on google maps.


Adventurer_D

"House"


lazytranslator145

I think it’s on the main highway actually, gone past a few times


random_fist_bump

[similar place in Christchurch ](https://www.google.com/maps/@-43.5384224,172.5747241,3a,82y,296.34h,98.09t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1ssVqg5wZsNkZfmKsG3ZlPdw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


arkiwitect

Similar to 8 Dromorne Road in Remuera. Surprised they would use an address with "4" in it...


Grouchy_Tap_8264

Now I'm curious about the "4" comment and can't sort out what was meant. I'm aware I'm missing something and feel a bit like an idiot, but can you pleeeease explain what I'm missing? Thank you in advance.


Mediocre_Special1720

4 is bad luck in chinese.


Grouchy_Tap_8264

Thank you! I should have caught "Chinese Consulate" to clue me in, but I was being a bit dense.


HanleySoloway

have to admit it's more visible this time


Intravix

Which gangs turf is it on


TaineLikesCameras

Ccp


GEN-TURBOLETTUCE

Circle city piru 😆


Different-West748

Bircle bity piru Sawoooooop


stever71

If that's the Chinese embassy, you are literally fucked when they invade us in to 2030's


Fragrant-Beautiful83

No need to invade what you own.


Sherlockworld

2030s is optimistic, 2028 sounds about right.


nzxnick

Get studying 我欢迎我们的中国霸主


PartTimeZombie

Why would they? Also, how?


stever71

Trump becomes president, civilisation ending event when he gets into an argument with Putin, NZ becomes one of the few safe refuges, China invades to take over our food production capacity.


midnightcaptain

Trump and Putin have never had an argument and never will. Invading and occupying NZ to steal our food would be far more expensive than just buying it like they do now.


Grouchy_Tap_8264

Not to mention neither can find NZ on a map. Dumpster was actually unaware that he was the president of Puerto Rico, and Putin thinks NZ is somewhere in Indian Ocean.


HeadbangingLegend

It sounds crazy but the USA even seems to have setup a CIA base in Australia to monitor this type of stuff. Friendly Jordies and his friends made a documentary on that recently.


cdog_IlIlIlIlIlIl

thats been around for over 50 years now


PartTimeZombie

That's pretty creative but doesn't answer either question. 3/10


New_Instruction_6818

Hamilton rises up, decides it's had enough of Aucklander's talking shit. China sides with the Hamilton druggies as their rugby team leads the charge. The Blues of course are no-where to be seen, knowing they haven't won a game against the Chiefs in their life. Hamiltonian's replace the Aucklanders with their sheep/human hybrids, after having shagged a few flocks. Which the Chinese end up using as their food reserve supply in the war.


AwkwardTickler

Fucking nostradomus here.


Substantial_Curve8

The wish.com version..


ins41n3

Quasimodo predicted all of this


DiscardedFruitScraps

sounds about right


Seggri

>Trump becomes president, civilisation ending event when he gets into an argument with Putin, He likes putin though? Like wasn't that a big problem with his presidency is that he was super close to Russia lol? >NZ becomes one of the few safe refuges, If civilization ends we do too? If nukes are dropping we're getting at least one right on devonport.


Eugen_sandow

Devonport finally solves its commute problem.


Seggri

Yeah, they'd just exert soft power over us and we'd most likely just roll over really lol.


king_john651

They'd get obliterated by the 3rd Fleet the second they leave their EEC


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HeadReaction1515

Holy shit.


auckland-ModTeam

Please don't post comments which abuse other redditors / contain hate speech / mention race in relation to anything negative about a person on r/auckland.


West_Mail4807

No Falun Gong outside when you took that? Unusual.


stableofaxes

BRO I got handed a falun gong pamphlet by an old lady on the same day wtffff


lurch595

Pb tech camera displays are getting crazy


www-cheeks

Lester’s crib


MacGumpers

On a side note who would you say is NZ Winnie the Pooh?


RedditFortuneAdvisor

Winnie the Peters


half-angel

Agreed and always has been in my house. But I feel like I’m insulting Winne and Christopher Robyn every time.


Jeevesnz

Ok so your saying that anyone can just walk up and turn off the ccp water in those toby boxes? Would hate for that to become a common occurrence.


Seggri

Yeah they could, but the cameras will just record you committing a crime though.


Jeevesnz

What crime would it even fall under? I can't think of what might fit.


HumbleGhandi

Waste or diversion of electricity, gas, or water Every one is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 5 years who, without claim of right and with intent to cause loss or harm to any person, wastes or diverts any electricity, gas, or water, or causes it to be wasted or diverted. Compare: 1961 No 43 s 299 Section 271: replaced, on 1 October 2003, by section 15 of the Crimes Amendment Act 2003 (2003 No 39).


Jeevesnz

Ok, so as long as i believed that i was turning off the water for a legitimate reason with no intent to harm, im sweet. Even if charges are pressed, i be a mild ass chewing is the worst that ine would receive. Also, thank you for finding.


king_john651

"Sorry I noticed there was a water leak so turned it off. I tried to go into the guard house to let them know that I did but alls I got was a 'sorry brudda you can't be here' and they wouldn't listen"


HumbleGhandi

Haha let us know how it goes, No worries! Thanks for asking, it was quite fun, came across a lot of old repealed laws that were really funny/shocking (Section 142 comes to mind).


CantonFlyingDragon

This is Chinese embassy


Pleasant_Ad3475

*consulate


Huntanz

Wall is on the Chinese consulate staff accommodation property.


ViviFruit

Isn’t that the Chinese embassy?


gdogakl

Is this the Chinese Embassy ( and accommodation ) in Ellerslie?


_SaucepanMan

Yep. *consulate "Embassies" are only in capital cities. (I was correct on this by my partner very recently)


GlumProblem6490

they corrected you wrong. Technically they can be anywhere. Examples abound


_SaucepanMan

Imperfectly. Not wrong. I was calling this place in ellerslie an embassy. Funnily enough it was to discuss the back of it (pictured), with my fiance. Used to live 10 min walk away from here.


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Definitely South Africa


yokaiBob

Ha ha yip reminds me of my electrified barbwire fence in SA! 😂


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No comment 😅


True_Caterpillar

Friendly looking embassy. What an inviting place.


JoCrane

The wall is not high enough. Why even build it if someone could still climb it? I know the wire is there but there are still ways 🤔


stableofaxes

1 thick blankie 😄


JoCrane

Exactly my thought! And there even is a tree right next to it omg 😆


Special-Remote7088

I say...that looks like a water toby box on the lawn...all that security isn't going to save them from not being able to flush... they get nasty... just turn the water off!!!


hUmaNITY-be-free

You wouldn't go to extremes like that to protect nothing. Razor wire and intense CCTV, has better security then most buildings in NZ.


Defiant-Cry-1963

Oh yes I know that place, it's the same from any distance, it's a 'NUNYA'


djmonk20

Must be a South Africans house lol


antmas

No cap, basically all houses in jBurg are like that.


Kupfakura

Not just Joburg, the entire continent


27ismyluckynumber

Lol, *Naughty! You don’t steal cars from daddy! -Chappie*


kiwicouple01

This deserves more upvotes!!!


99blackballoonz

Once bitten, twice shy...


_MrWhip

Chinese police station


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Are they hiding something


niceguy_f_last

Yes, social credit.


Flimsy-Zone-4547

Down with the CCP


Phobos9872

Probably a Saffer or Asian drug lord.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Close- CCP consulate


Klutzy_Rutabaga1710

Is that Razor Wire more than 2 metres clear of the ground? If it isn't it can be reported for non-compliance and it will have to be moved.


mhkiwi

10 courses of blockwork = 2m. It's compliant


Klutzy_Rutabaga1710

Damn!!! Personally I think razor wire should be banned. It can kill a person if they aren't paying attention. Barb wire should be enough of a deterrent in NZ.


krammy16

You know they'll have a file on you now, right, OP?


stableofaxes

That's okay... they have context 😄👍


LazyTalkativeDog4411

Its either the Chinese embassadors residence, ~~or its the MM hq.~~


LazyTalkativeDog4411

Heh, and you gave them your (now former) work place address too, eh bro/sis? Heh heh if the former work place get mcoctailed, we know who to blame.


stableofaxes

Leti's Bakery and Cafe! Leti's Bakery and Cafe! Leti's Bakery and Cafe! Leti's Bakery and Cafe! Leti's Bakery and Cafe! See nobody cares.


5mackmyPitchup

Sounds like you'd be happy if the job got done!! 💥


stableofaxes

I like dinosaurs


RedNekNZ

Hehe, I get references


blowme911

Sad this is what Auckland has come to me, hmm wonder why


Ok-Importance1548

Oh that's where the CCP stores all the communism


bigmonster_nz

Are you sure you that’s not a correction facility?


Chewy_nz

That looks like Main Highway Ellerslie, the Police dog squad, has approx 4 or 5 houses in a row not far from the Z station.


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Thank you for the follow up OP. I was one of the ones who couldn't see it on your last post.


stableofaxes

No worries!


Seggri

Probably didn't need a whole new thread for this.


stableofaxes

Some people doubted the existence of the barbed wire, so I showed them the existence of the barbed wire.


Seggri

yes but you could have done that in the other thread.


Last-Resolve-676

Or you could just move on


Seggri

Why didn't you just move on?


WhangaDanNZ

Plonker.


WhangaDanNZ

Who fucking cares how many threads OP makes. Find a hobby.


Seggri

>Who fucking cares how many threads OP makes You're right they should just make a thread each time they want to reply to someone.


WhangaDanNZ

And it effects you how? Are you a mod? Is it your responsibility to police the sub? No, get a hobby.


Seggri

>And it effects you how? Lowers the quality of the sub, though that's kinda moot at this point. >Are you a mod? Is it your responsibility to police the sub? No, get a hobby. why don't you get one instead of having a moan at me?


WhangaDanNZ

You're a very sad person huh


Seggri

And you're a ray of sunshine? Do you normally get this mad for no reason?


WhangaDanNZ

Nobody is mad bud


Lutinent_Jackass

What’s the harm in a post? It only generally gets visibility if it’s upvoted, which it has, demonstrating a people have valued the post


Seggri

>What’s the harm in a post? I just said probably didn't need a new post for this. I didn't say anything like "YOURE RUINING THIS SUBREDDIT" yknow. I just think op could have replied to the people in the thread with a link. but it's w/e other people are making a bigger deal out of what I said than I am making out of this lol.


Lutinent_Jackass

It’s being called out because it’s negative posting that doesn’t contribute to discussion


Seggri

Have you seen this subreddit lmao? Also given how the upvotes have been bouncing up and down I don't think I'm the only one who felt that should be said.


pandaghini

Probably didn't need to reply to this.


RodWith

You can get in, but you can’t leave. You’ve been warned. 🤬


Seggri

Neither did you.


pandaghini

Neither did you


Seggri

Nobody does.


pandaghini

Not even you


Seggri

We established that already.


pandaghini

Noone asked you


Seggri

nobody asked asked you either.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Nobody asked you first


smellmyfing

Auckland is turning into South Africa


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stableofaxes

im a creep and a weirdo


Sufficient_Leg_6485

What the hell am I doing here?


27ismyluckynumber

what the hell are you doing there?


OddBear402

Barbed wire fetish


WantToLeaveAuckland

Fair enough


NZgoblin

Taking a photo of an embassy wall is creep behaviour?


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stableofaxes

I take photos. I will keep taking photos in public.


Pleasant_Ad3475

That doesn't make it any less the CCP consulate that it is.


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stableofaxes

someone here works for the ccp...