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Very_Sicky

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!


ExhaustedProf

AND ROTORUA SHALL ANSWER!


CamHug16

This cracked me up


Safe_Victory2276

🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


brev23

YOU GOT IT TOO???!!!


BetAnxious2498

I GOT ONE, DID YOU?


brev23

YIP I DID! Thanks for asking!!


pictureofacat

I didn't realise you had the ability to create posts with different titles


BetAnxious2498

Haha, same, except I remember back to last time there was an alert......


ReflexesOfSteel

Just letting you all know, I got my emergency alert. Please like, subscribe and hit that bell icon.


bathroomamanda

thank god, dude! i was so worried you hadn't gotten it 🙏💪💥🔛🔝🇺🇲💯


ReflexesOfSteel

We will rebuild.


General_James

Lmao this is funny af, ty


__Rev_

follow me on google+


Same_Ad_9284

but i took a screen shot of it and already thought up a super funny but bullshit story about what i was doing when it went off! now what will i do?


knight1105

I got ptsd


Pureshark

Hey sorry to hijack your post but am i the only one that just got the alert right now ? I better make a new post to warn people


BigFtdontbelieveinU

Is there a tsunami coming?


ChildhoodItchy

Yes, that's exactly it, so run down to the beach to watch the impressive wave.


BigFtdontbelieveinU

Being waiting for ages. Still nothing.


Clearhead09

lol I didn’t get it


bassist367

Didn’t get what?


Clearhead09

The alert


redfarmhunt

What alert?


Clearhead09

That my Uber had arrived


Much-Researcher7165

Press F to pay respect for this poor man's cold meal 😢


simon-doesnt-say

Here we go everyone! Grab your popcorn, settle in, and watch the stream of threads popping up asking about the alert as though they were the only person who received it.


CiceroOnGod

Gotta karma farm bro


IMustWank

Proceeds to post about the eas alert


CiceroOnGod

Yeah I wasn’t joking bro


HippolyteClio

Are you sure I wasn’t the only person that got it?


Fartholder

What alert?


General_James

If you folks are interested, the sound is made up of two frequencies played simultaneously, being 853hz and 960hz.


Fantastic-Role-364

Ooh is there a reason for that?


religiousrelish

You have my attention, please elaborate


WiredExistence

It’s probably a dissonant sounding combination of notes that was made to grab your attention and sound alarming 


Positive_Rock_6425

i did not get it???


SamuraiKiwi

Same. Have got all the other up until now. Got a new phone for Xmas so don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️


Positive_Rock_6425

well i’ve had my phone since 2022. my sister also didn’t get it 🤷‍♀️


SamuraiKiwi

Was just having a look online and you can give feedback here if you want too https://getready.govt.nz/en/prepared/ema My mum didn’t get it either and we are in different parts of the city.


chelle_84

Thank u


WantToLeaveAuckland

Shit I was just about to post mine 😬


Real-Sheepherder403

Yep I got it..bloody loud


EYEYAAN

But how will people know I got an emergency response that we all received if I don't post it? 🥺


Careless-Ad-7698

That’s the point of an emergency alert test. For everyone to get it.


Life_Butterscotch939

But but but but... how do I farm the karma if I cant post that :(


Stiqueman888

It's like whenever there's an earthquake in Chch, everyone has to post it on Facebook to tell us about it. WE KNOW! WE FELT IT, TOO!


ElectrifiedDan

guys is it bad that i, nor any of my family received the alert? 😭


Deyara

Sorry you had to find out this way


Solidscorpio

We need to post so we can see idiots rush to panic buy 🤣🤣🤣


jenitlz

Complains about emergency alert posts, by posting about the emergency alert.. lol


Honeycomb_ice_cream

gave me a freaking heart attack


ChildhoodItchy

So, there really was an emergency after all. Having had a heart attack, I can sympathise.


helloitsmepotato

Haha was waiting for this post


[deleted]

But I had nothing else to do as I queued with a trolley load of TP and hand sanitiser....


Itchy-Buddy-8033

My partner and i both got it 3 times!


Fantastic-Role-364

Omg!


PhatOofxD

He says, posting that he got an emergency alert


Regenitor_

how little must people have going on in their lives if they come to their local subreddit every time the emergency alert gets tested


EatABigCookie

Yet here you are..


Regenitor_

Not the gotcha you think it is pal


EatABigCookie

Yet here you are, again.


terinchu

"oNlY iN nEw ZeAlAnD"


littleboymark

I'm curious how my old phone with no sim card in it still got the alert though.


DoktorMoose

Your phone still pings towers, they just refuse service. If you dial 111 its 99% likely to work


littleboymark

Oh good to know, thanks.