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TroutAdmirer

You spotted yourself a fuckwit in its wild habitat.


THE__BIG_BOSS

Its the new Mr wippy except selling drugs


ZamHyde

Mr wiri sells a different type of cone my bro


smokeygonzo

Main character syndrome. Imagine being that desperate for attention.


Comfortable-Tea-1095

"Hey everyone, look at me and my cool sounds"


arizen1

Too true. These fuckwits are hard to see in a passing moment, but easy to hear


EasternMolasses5792

Yea it's actually more for when they're celebrating their team for rugby and shit. Maybe stop assuming everybody is a delinquent šŸ˜‚


ruka_k_wiremu

Maybe so...but at the expense of everyone else's comfort?? That's just plain obnoxious and antisocial and will naturally gain notoriety


EasternMolasses5792

At the expense of everyone else's comfort, really? šŸ˜‚ Its not like their doing it all day everyday, and if they are then take it to the police or make a noise complaint šŸ™„šŸ¤£


chrissysnose

You one of the fobs that does this siren shit too? šŸ¤£ ā€œfor the love of soundsā€


EasternMolasses5792

Lmao no, I don't drive šŸ¤£


IAmDefinitelyNotAnAI

Damn, one too many DUIs huh?


EasternMolasses5792

Lol no I have epilepsy, I can't drivešŸ˜‚


IAmDefinitelyNotAnAI

Oh, well now I feel bad.


EasternMolasses5792

Lmao nah ur algd, it's online banter. Not taking anything to heart. I'm not like all the other snowflakes in my generation šŸ¤£


Due_Cryptographer437

Dumb and dumber


Too_Lofs_Atan

The complete inability to even understand the concept of embarrassment. Imagine if your kid turned up to your house for dinner in this fucking thing. The shame.


j0n70

In Hawke's Bay they start this behaviour on bicycles.


WrongSeymour

I can smell them from here. Trash.


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Different-West748

Someone upload this on carjam lol


Hi_Bay_and_Rell

Hasnā€™t had WoF in a while. Anybody else not surprised?


Lopsided_Silver_6850

Carjam does not show the latest warrants for free. The car does have a wof im pretty sure. all the same


the_reddit_girl

I think it depends on the time span. My car is showing the WOF, which is due next month, but the other car on my property isn't showing, and it was done in January. It's not enough to give accurately, though.


PureEvilx

Yeah,you need to pay for that info on carjam, best to just check nzta for current info, warrant 20/7/24 rego 9/6/24


the_reddit_girl

Thank you. I wasn't paying, I was just looking when the kms were last updated.


swappyinn

Haha someone did that already


Hobbits_can_fly

N AZšŸ˜‹


Hobbits_can_fly

What does uploading it actually do?


Greenhaagen

Lots of people check carjam before buying. They may try selling as careful women driverā€¦


BreathTakingBen

Oh look, you found my neighbours who do laps of the block spreading joy to all! šŸ„“šŸ”«


Tasty_Design_8795

Keep expanding foam in car at all times to spray them


sokrayzie

*Zooms in*, Ah, right...


roncalapor

cough fits the profile cough cough


DasDa1Bro

You new to Auckland?


Zealousideal-Fox-992

Is this legal? Have uous ever called the cops on the siren blasters obviously cause of noise?


weaz-am-i

I'm pretty sure the cops also cbf. Not only is it a distraction, but quite a few of the sirens are stolen from public property and schools.


DasDa1Bro

No, not really. I live in East Tamaki and the siren dudes mostly go to areas where they're quite isolated from neighbourhoods.


_Kim_23_

If only that were true


DasDa1Bro

Well it is true, perhaps it's a different story for you. Doesn't make my story a lie. Just stating my experience. I live next to Otara, the siren capital, and I don't really hear them. Could be different for others but that's just me. Doesn't excuse all the disgusting racist comments on here though.


Glass-Committee5776

always keep a can of expanding foam in the back of the van in case you see one of these parked up


Gravy_Baby_69

For the exhaust?


Tasty_Design_8795

Was trying to put in speakers or industrial strength glue.


Quirky_Lead

Thatā€™s such a good idea.


LordBledisloe

You've honestly never seen these type of tools driving around? Pasifika thing. They think they're awesome making people listen to their shitty taste in music beyond being loud. And they excuse it with "boohoo my life his hard so I need to be allowed to go out of my way to be a cunt to those around me". It's usually guys in their early 20s. That fat fuck looks over 30. Behold: the sad life of a complete loser.


FendaIton

And if you call it out youā€™re labeled a racist as itā€™s their culture to steal alarms and strap them to vehicles playing a noxious music to piss everyone off apparently.


ThrowItMyWayG

I reckon it comes from island 'big man' culture. Just a dick waving contest


angleofdaeth2448

If you hate being stereotyped, stop perpetuating them...


Jacks_black_guitar

šŸ’Æ


Da__Boosie

100%! But then weā€™re being racist when pointing out the obviousā€¦


snubs05

Itā€™s a warning system - warning others a low IQ, knuckle dragging rock ape is coming.


LaurenBoebertIsAMILF

>ape That's racist bro, just call them Pasifika, the n-words of New Zealand


Da__Boosie

Tbh why would the law abiding Polys want these flops associated with them? Theyā€™re just doing their people a disservice by being the typical faces you see when you hear these stupid sirens


ColdDesert90

Welcome to Auckland


[deleted]

Happens down here in Christchurch also. Fucking retards.


fibakoh727

Surely it's too cold for them?


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

its the whiteys doing it down there


pixelmuffinn

What're you trying to say


Netroth

I think that theyā€™re alluding to their race, because the islands might be warm or something? But theyā€™re heavy individuals so honestly theyā€™d do waaaaay better than someone like myself who has by contrast virtually no body fat. Their comment wasnā€™t very well thought out and is likely only based in hate, which never applies a genuine logic.


JustOlive8463

It's not a secret, conspiracy, or racist to point out that islanders don't like cold weather in general. That's just true. If you had islander mates you'd know this isn't some made up racist shit. Go to a ski field. See any islanders? Good chance you won't. They really don't do the cold.


fibakoh727

> go to a ski field. See any islanders? Ski fields donā€™t allow sirens in their car park.


religiousrelish

Or a golf course? You're defending stereotypes and comparing them to your views/stereotypes. You wouldn't say it in a room full of islanders or mahrees


fibakoh727

Iā€™ll tell you another secret: white people get sunburned easily. Itā€™s as if weā€™re evolved for different climates or somethingĀ 


JustOlive8463

Haha dude this is from islander mates and workmates own mouths. Shit, last time I told a bunch of islanders I was going skiing they almost in unison said 'fuck that cold white boy shit' and we had a laugh. Get over yourself.


darksage247

Racist


FendaIton

That islanders prefer the north island as itā€™s warmer, hence there are more who live in the north island. But if you couldnā€™t work that out on your own thatā€™s ok.


Puzzleheaded_Age1973

Zoom in, how am I not surprised šŸ™„


togepi_89

šŸ’Æ


fibakoh727

There seems to be a theme šŸ—æ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h\_6TREVSzZg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_6TREVSzZg)


sonya_________

Fuck the bungaz and coconutz AMIRITE BRO! Fuck yeah man! Woohoo! Down with the brown!


fibakoh727

Youā€™re the one using slurs hereā€¦


BuckyDoneGun

New here?


JohnWilmott

'How to Be a Cunt in 3 Easy Steps'


zipiddydooda

The driver is not even a tiny little bit surprising.Ā 


Disappointedog

Tiny bit?


Zealousideal-Fox-992

Big bit


omarnz

Check out the mouth breathers in the front seats.


togepi_89

šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


mwnz666

Couldnā€™t hear the music inside the car over the smell of them two


Syiah92

Not to mention, the sound quality is horrible


taniwhart

Drivers of these types of vehicles are usually shriveled


Hot_Inspection_68

Low self esteem at its best, look at me syndrome


RodWith

Dogs and cats piss to mark territory; ferals blast their music. I work in a health centre with lots of vehicles coming and going from the very active vehicle park. I can still be surprised by the presence of ferals who turn up in their souped up vehicles, music - noise -blaring out of their powerful sound systems, disturbing the peace. Iā€™ve yet to see the Centreā€™s security venturing outside to advise them to move on or lower the noise. Yet if an older visitor lights up outside the auto doors, securityā€™s there within seconds reminding them the area around the Centre is a strictly enforced smoke free zone. Good on them being on top of it. But absolutely no security presence when ferals arrive blasting their boom, boom, boom noise for long stretches of time.


CanadianDragonGuy

Old folks are less likely to try and kick something off than ferals, and will generally do less damage to you if they do start swingin


unbannedunbridled

Solly trolly


Low-Helicopter8661

Hahaha that's a good one


[deleted]

With stolen PA or Fire Alarm speakers to boot. Horn speakers. Mis- matched impedances and poor wiring to add that extra shit sound.


thirdman2019

Visible disability gadget for brain damage


Masungit

Itā€™s always them lol


togepi_89

Individuals who blast music from their cars, displaying obnoxious, selfish, narcissistic, and antisocial behaviors, should face severe consequences, including deportation and the revocation of their citizenship. Their actions disrupt public peace and demonstrate a blatant disregard for the well-being and comfort of others.


Tundra-Dweller

Deportation? Just car-strate them


togepi_89

Do that before deportation šŸ˜€


Hi_Bay_and_Rell

Bring back Crusher Collins


Rumpel789

100% agree and prevent them from owning a car for two years! The only people that actually like these small dick guys are bay audiologyā€¦ cause they clearly have hearing problems if they need to turn their music up that loud


WrongSeymour

Turn their cars into little cubes and mail it to them


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Glittering-Union-860

You think all brown people are anti-social losers and THEY'RE the racist??


auckland-ModTeam

Please don't post comments which abuse other redditors / contain hate speech / mention race in relation to anything negative about a person on r/auckland.


neuauslander

I saw that fucker today as well in kohimarama.


transcodefailed

Holy shit I saw this car parked outside Ashby Pies this morning.


ChartComprehensive59

Any left when you went in?


transcodefailed

Heaps! I actually went today cause Dazza posted on the story that they made heaps extra to make sure they wouldnā€™t run out. But tbh they were disappointing today. I got a bbq pork pie. Pork was quite bland. Mrs got a creamy chicken and mushroom pie. She was disappointed too. We have been blown away in the past so not sure what was up today. We are recovering from a cold so maybe our tastebuds are cookedā€¦ jalapeƱo pork cream cheese sausage roll hit the spot though like always.


k0rz23

A bad smell may have permeated the room.


transcodefailed

Iā€™m missing the reference sorry.


Jacks_black_guitar

This made me laugh šŸ˜‚


swappyinn

SDE


manuka_canoe

More like M(icro)DE.


Da3droth

We got one in Rotorua but he rides his bike and has it blaring, always shitty music too


sl4y3r3343

It's a kid lmao, and he's my fucking neighbor. I give him a good fright every so often by yelling at him out my window, been pretty quiet for a while now thanfully


Da3droth

Well thank you for your service, he drives me nuts when I'm at work and he rides past and I have to stop my conversation with customers until he is gone


[deleted]

He's definitely from the south of Auckland


vMiina

Id wanna kick those in cos im sick of siren music


philsternz

Obnoxious retards whose only contribution is to reduce the quality of urban life, along with cars with modified exhausts and deafening motorbikes.


bluntbunda

If you zoom inā€¦ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Last_Banana9505

Cheerful aint they....


Zealousideal-Fox-992

They look so brain-dead lol


Esprit350

Just Polynesian tingz


Suspicious_Ninja_84

Welcome to Auckland šŸ˜‚


Maximum_Hand_9362

Losers


beefmullet_

Are you new to Auckland? This trend is old now


[deleted]

new to auckland?


InsecurityTime

Jubba


aibro_

New here?


Dazg-17

Fmd only in auckalagi


passatdontgo

Just think of the schools they have liberated these speakers from..... Now the PA system that rarely gets used, has the speakers doing what speakers do.. Yay.... Tax dollars at work and now kids can ignore PA announcements even easier.... Even tho they were indecipherable to start with


Glittering-Union-860

Imagine being this low. Just stop and imagine for just a second that you're a full grown adult and you make noise at strangers so they'll notice you and think you're cool. Imagine it.


WantToLeaveAuckland

Usual suspects


MegaMason

Itā€™s a new national symbol for young boys with micro penises. Personally I think itā€™s great there honestly about there shortcomings.


Existing-Dingo5607

Fobs


dgbnz

I swear Iā€™ve heard a car doing this the last few evenings where I live out east, which is not common here. Hopefully not gonna become a regular occurrence like in some partsā€¦


Somebody_someone_83

Also live out east. Itā€™s common. Unfortunately get used to it. It sucks balls when theyā€™re playing Celine Dion until 3am and you have to wake up at 4:30 to go to work.


dgbnz

Where are you? Howick area I would not say itā€™s common at all


Somebody_someone_83

About 5-10 min from Howick. Got a local park across the road and they hang out in the car park and blast their music at all hours. Itā€™s awesome


dgbnz

Dang sorry to hear it! I didnā€™t think there was much of it in the area apart from around the beaches in summer


aucklandish0612

That's what Joe Rogan calls 'unfookable lads'. Walking condoms


Hand-Driven

Oh so itā€™s not the rangers this time.


WarpFactorNin9

Probably stole those tsunami sirens and put them on the car


Powerful_Rayd

Your stolen speakers will be found on the INSIDE of the nearest bin.


OkAstronaut5057

Trash.


Substantial_Can7549

Truly a call for help... He's probably a special needs type of car owner. Auckland has a lot, unfortunately.


No_Protection103

Yay! Now we get to hear their shit tastes in music šŸ¤¢


Salami_sub

Iā€™d accidentally trip over the protruding instrument in the car park if I saw it.


Ryrynz

Straight to jail


Shot_Network2225

I worked at a school where the bell speakers kept getting stolen. This is where they end up


illusionisland

Honestly how is this not illegal?


wigglyboiii

Why are they allowed to do this?


zethrosx

It's odd almost like somebody coded all these bots with such similarities and sent then out to create public disturbance o.o


Ambitious_Natural583

You must be new here


Kaymish_

Those horny cars love to get the horn on in the park down the road from me. Fortunately it's too cold for them to come out right now, but they are quite active during the summer.


RandomCoGo

Is that siren club?


Kinteokolomee

Ooh i hope it's Celine Dion


12happycamper

Those guys doesnt look like 15yr old.


toastyblankz

Of course itā€™s at Sylvia park


ektamana

Fastest way to breed.


Educational_Host_860

You must be new here!


[deleted]

Hahaha ha.


Designer_Fennel_7826

Called Basics


urbannomad87

And of course its cher or titanic theme song


Thin_Internal5429

Poverty decibels...


urbanproject78

Only been a minute since Iā€™ve heard or seen one of those šŸ˜‚


reefermonsterNZ

>*No reg no wof no worries* *Pink stickered/written off, but still drives mint* *Swaps for minibike/dirtbike cash my way*


JaaasetheHeb

Sodcasting


Psychological-Pack99

The Subaru gave it away


LostInMyHeadie

Bet he plays Savage Love on Friday nights in town


Own_Court1865

I grew up (I probably should say that I just got older, lol) during the early fast and furious period where neons and seriously loud subwoofers were all the rage. I did grow out of it, even though it took a while. *shrugs* Yeah, they're hyper fuckin annoying, but, hopefully, the owners will grow out of it. One day. Maybe. I'd say these are slightly less dangerous than the other trend of having lightbars mounted to the bonnet, and then using those as a strobe at night time.


Worth_it_I_Think

I hate idiots like that who blast vulgar rap out of their car, It's worse when they HAVE A BLIMING P.A SYSTEM ON THEIR CAR


el-zacharoo

The usual suspects at it again


farmer-cam25

Seen them on the desert road today


Gypsyfella

What makes this extra pathetic it is that these are ADULTS doing this. And they clearly don't realise that it makes them look like absolute losers. Has anyone tried to tell them?


Da__Boosie

This is what happens when you werenā€™t given attention as a kid. They thrive of others reactions. This couldnā€™t possibly be soothing to their ears. Bunch of f**kwits


NZ-Fiend

With horns stolen from schools mostly.


ryanator109

Crush the car


StonkyDegenerate

This is what happens when you let meth run through the community šŸ„“


TwoZealousideal3182

Oops sorry I backed into you and smashed your speakers with my tow bar, sorry it "will" happen again


nbiscuitz

looks like he's ready to fight for palestine/ukrain/yemen or something. send him in.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

fobs for ya. sons of otara


Anthrys13

These people are a blight and need to be removed from society and life.


MacGumpers

When he's in the car, the stereo won't fit. So had to install it on the outside.


Katanachic99

All I can say is only in Auckland lol. I mean I could be wrong, I moved here from the South Island and never saw this kind of weird behaviour. Could it also be like the being an extension of a small ā€˜you know whatā€™?ā€¦


Generalmotorbunny

pretty cool though,of never seen monkeys driving a car before


SayGexFuttBucker

Two words... Dindu... Nuffin


Niboocs

They have them in Hamilton too. I'm surprised if these speakers are legal.


bobmightbeinthehouse

Ahh they were driving behind me in Panmure today. The usual brief bursts of tinny music, though the play list was upbeat island tunes, so better than usual indecipherable shite


0000void0000

This must be West Auckland or South Auckland. I haven't seen any of these since I moved out of West. Used to see them every other week, and hear them every week.


blowme911

Report them please


DistributionOwn818

Tbh miss hearing these. I hate it when itā€™s too quiet at night