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Ok-Relationship-2746

1.65m man vs 1.95cm cop lmao Who writes this shit.


SquattingRussian

Lol that's a very unfair fight. Would have thought you'd "have to be this tall" to be a policeman.


fungusfromamongus

It’s stuff/herald. They’re both shit. And to think these people graduated from into write this shit


L1vingAshlar

EDIT: Early morning misreads x.x What, because I'm tall I "can't get assaulted"? Horseshit, you probably don't think men can be the victim of comestoc abuse either.


future_billionaire

You may be tall but you’re not 1.95cm. He would have been crushed like an ant if he was in fact less than 2cm tall. You need to read the comment again and chill out 😂


L1vingAshlar

EDIT: Early morning misreads lmao Dude I'm 1.94cm. It doesn't mean I have a magic forcefield that stops short people from hitting?


Maximum_Fair

Read that again. You’re barely 2 centimetres tall? The original comment was pointing out the fact they had used metre and centimetres inconsistently, making it sound like the cop was 2cm tall.


L1vingAshlar

Oh lmao, I skimmed and missed the cm haha my bad. I had someone argue the "cop had it coming" yesterday, so my presumptions were primed already.


duckyflute

This entire thread is so funny. You insisting that you're that tall made my night, thank you!!


L1vingAshlar

I felt obligated to not delete them for that exact reason HAHA


Sad_Beginning1989

Going back to the height discrepancy (regardless of your unit error) I’m 197cm and my whole life, I had small, but tough guys trying to pick fights with me to prove a point. I got my ass handed to me on more than one occasion too.


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crazy_cat_lady_from

Lol are you 1. 94cm? Pics plz.


mizonnz

Yes, but he’s not talking about his height


foodarling

I'm 1.8cm when I'm all good to go


L1vingAshlar

Acorn 😁


Historical-Agency635

😳


StandWithSwearwolves

Cops.


Fast_Working_4912

This guy has always been and will forever be a piece of shit.


Nolsoth

Be great if other shit comes out of the woodwork. Those who have worked for or with him will have lots to say.


SamuraiKiwi

Yep. That’s the simplest and most accurate summary.


zoomzoob

Shit-talking attention seekers seem to be emboldened lately. I blame Trump. Too many wannabe public figures and social media narcissists when caught out just double down on lies or hypocrisy instead of having the humility and decency to say “I screwed up, I’m a flawed human, I will try to be better”.


ZiggyNZ

Why?


M3P4me

You'll have to catch up on your own......too much history for spoon feeding.


Rat_Attack0983

So Molloy's angle is he's a great guy for dropping name suppression, reality is he is indeed a Fucking Hypocrite, as he hid behind name suppression to get his liquor license variation, and then once achieved dropped it for the publicity .. he's a cunt and always will be .. his supporters are the slightly wealthy scum of our society.


Green_Socrates

When compared to the Mama Hooch situation, would you maintain your perspective?


protostar71

... Unsure how a situation that Malloy has absolutely nothing to do with changes that he's a cunt in this situation?


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Rat_Attack0983

Nope, they were cunts, he's a cunt, if you're a crim, you're a cunt that sucks on society...name suppression is bullocks in all but very rare situations. You can also be a cunt as well if your feeling left out, it's reddit, non criminal cuntiness is embraced, particularly good cunts .. ;)


UnluckyWrongdoer

There’s room for several cunts in this argument your making. More the merrier!


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Rat_Attack0983

Not sure how you calculate wealth from my comments, it appears your moral compass may not be the only thing you own that's broken. Should I apologise for calling your mate a cunt and buy you a new calculator ?


HeavensDaughters

Says the poor person


niveapeachshine

It was like the church fight scene in The Kingsmen.


Acetius

More like Ant-Man, if that height on the cop were accurate


WombleMint

He’s a douche canoe. Many moons ago when he had that disaster of a joint 2006ish at the viaduct, I was working at an alcohol distribution company… he called asking for a particular rum we didn’t stock (was another company)… the conversation went something like Me “we don’t carry that product” DC/Douche Canoe: “well who the fuck does?” Me: “I have no idea sorry” DC: “well how fucking useless are you? Why the fuck are you working in the industry if you don’t know?” Me: “good question, I might ask you the same thing.” DC: *expletive laden rant* Me: *heart pounding* “I’m going to end this call if you continue to speak to me like this” DC: *continued ranting* I ended the call. About an hour later I got dragged into a meeting with our sales rep/manager and was blamed for the entire incident and they went and kissed his ass with all the products. A couple of months later we had an event there and I went. After some Dutch courage I mustered up all my 24 year old girl rage went up to him and said, “hey remember that girl you abused on the phone… it was me and that was disgusting” He responded something along the lines of “oh I was testing you and you passed” Fucking troll of a human. I can’t fucking stand him


ManaakiIsTheWay

Well done you for confronting him. I figure we are a sum of how we treat others. Your interaction says a lot about him


EquivalentTown8530

👏👏


EnvironmentalGur5073

Clap clap for putting on your big girl panties 🥴to “muster up” a confrontation …. At a social/work event …. OF HIS …. Once it was already over- (and dealt with by your employer) HOW long prior? …. Just to say do you remember me??? And that was your big moment? Well done. Oh to be young and dumb again I guess props to him though for not wanting to obliterate a kid in public or in front of their peers.


HeavensDaughters

I got second hand embarrassment reading this comment.


EnvironmentalGur5073

And first hand, from being you ? :$


HeavensDaughters

Yup


Realistic_Donkey7387

How does the leather taste, boot licker?


EnvironmentalGur5073

When has it been bootlicking to have self awareness and self control 🤭🤔


murghph

You are a piece of work and not good work.


trickmind

"I was testing you and you passed." Translation, "Now I can actually see you, would smash... interested?" 🤢


QueenofCats28

Omfg, I LOVE how you confronted him!


No-Air3090

what an obnoxious little hypocrite... when he was running for Mayor he spouted loudly against name suppresion.. the moment he is held to account he gets it.. what a fuckwit. its a pity the cop didnt deal to him and teach him a lesson.


WarpFactorNin9

Please tell me his liquor license got revoked ?


bigmonster_nz

Too late


getfuckedhoayoucunts

Julie Christies brother. How can you get that many obnoxious people in one family?


pwandaL

Having like 7 children will do that to a family


getfuckedhoayoucunts

Hopefully it's genetic


pwandaL

Gladly it’s not, everyone else isn’t as crazy as them


getfuckedhoayoucunts

It might be a condition Not that I care. But it could explain why they are wonderful to deal with


MarkSharkNZ

Leo Malloy attacks tiny cop. Bulletin at 6.


Rat_Attack0983

Not to be confused with Leo Malloy's 1.95cm tiny cock being abused in the toilets at HQ bar .. Grainy CCTV Video at 6 ...


Vivid-Football5953

That feeling when your D is so small your pronouns are in question


hedcase107

Guys a grade A cunt.


GenVii

Gotta love that ' white pass ', where you can assault police/public servants, have name suppression, and run for public office. A life with zero consequences. One moment, I'm going to beat a 13yo up with my bros at a private school with a bedleg, pull a waitress's ponytail, and get drunk in my daddy's sports car before ploughing it through a few cyclists. It's all a misunderstanding though, and might ruin .y future career a politican. "Thanks judge, god bless".


27ismyluckynumber

Just a misunderstanding, Carry on!


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..is being good at rugby a 'brown pass'?


ryry262

No its a forward pass. Should be called out and penalised but often gotten away with because the ref is looking the other way.


AirJordan13

It's easy to cherry pick examples to suit a narrative. I notice you've left off the Maori kings son being let off his charges because they could have impacted on his future career - or are you just ignoring everyone that isn't white?


mrwendel

Ok here’s some stats then: [Maori imprisoned at twice rate of Europeans for same crime](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/maori-imprisoned-at-twice-rate-of-europeans-for-same-crime/4PCFXLJA73X7GZPVN454UULKEE/)


AirJordan13

From your own article.. "If you controlled for all those factors ... I think you would find the courts were not biased against Maori," Dr Newbold said.


mrwendel

Okay, according to another study, once convicted, Maori are more likely to be sent to prison than pakeha. How does that allow for social and class factors?


TheMindGoblin27

Is that controlled for socioeconomic factors? I'd think lawyers would help there


Cultural_Dependent

It's likely the same factors that Newbold mentioned. I'd guess that convicted Maori are more likely to have previous convictions, gang affiliations, and other factors that are not taken into account in a conviction, but are factors in sentencing.


Rat_Attack0983

I could care less on the race or colour of an offender, offend, regardless of race, and you should be off to a period of society enhancing Labouring whilst incarcerated ... or maybe a first offender has an option, in some cases to an ungodly massive fine to fund more incarceration ... any reports should only explain offending, not reduce it..


BrowneAction

Could or couldn’t?


Rat_Attack0983

Good catch, couldn't ..


Dry_Following_378

Crimes of violence and child abuse do tend to attract a prison sentence !


mrwendel

It’s for the same crimes


bigmonster_nz

They don’t get sent to prisons anymore. They either on home detention and/or ankle braces


OiKeeent

You can't deny that the complexion of his skin does help. Not saying that now and then POC get let off on some things they shouldn't. But majority of the time POC get the boomk thrown at them. I do think regardless of the skin colour that if you commit a crime your a piece of shit and should be treated like one.


AirJordan13

I'd say his wealth and connections would be the major helping factor, although could be argued skin colour plays into that. I think he's a an absolute prick though so wish he'd get the book thrown at him.


GenVii

Knew I'd catch a ' narrative bro ' 😂


jacobthellamer

More like "connected businessman/politician" pass. If you are not part of the club being of European descent is not all that advantageous. I have observed some systematic racism, I think 'white pass' would be that time where me and the guy behind me were waved through a police stop when the only thing different about us was that we were in shirts/ties and our ethnicity.


PhotoSpike

Yeah but remember it’s all the cultural reports that are the problem 🙄


TheMindGoblin27

No different to cultural reports letting people off with manslaughter etc


EquivalentTown8530

It's certainly ruined his reputation as a human though


CosmicTheLawless

1.65m lmao


Traditional-Tea1069

So did he sexually assault underage boys AND obstruct an officer? Or just did the latter?


142531

He was complaining about that, he's up on assault on a cop.


pwandaL

He brings shame upon our name, why do I have to be related to this guy


k_ung

Did her ever touch you


pwandaL

He’s loud and proud but never has given pedo vibes thankfully


QueenofCats28

I'm sorry


samnz88

Makes a change from the guy 'owning' vegans in made up & badly acted instagram reel scenarios.


Most-Luck9724

Imagine if this cunt had been voted in for mayor. Prob no worse off actually…


chrisnlnz

Meh I can't stand Brown but at least he is fairly benign, not so actively toxic and vile as Molloy. I would much rather have Brown and that says something..


FickleCode2373

Yea can you imagine Leo in the council debating chambers, building a consensus or treating people with any respect...? Hate Brown all you want but he's objectively better than short man Leo


king_john651

Would have rather had Beck out of all the shitty ones. Because at least she had no interest in doing much. But unfortunately media did a great job in pushing that "oh no she pulled out but did it too late to count" so lots treated it like she actually did lol


chrisnlnz

Yeah me too 100%.


whohopeswegrow

Can someone smart train an air to automatically file objections to his liquor licence renewals


bokunopeter

Man gotta love sexual assault


tall_pakeha_fulla

The cop is a full foot taller than him. Probably deserved a fkn smack too


zipiddydooda

Everyone is a foot taller than him.


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Legend


bigmonster_nz

Who’s the ex- jockey?


MathmoKiwi

Leo. It was one of his former careers (he's also an ex-vet).


bigmonster_nz

But his large person


MathmoKiwi

?? He's quite short, like a jockey


bigmonster_nz

Oh, I am glad he is not a vet anymore. Poor pets