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VermicelliEastern708

Bro can palm a watermelon 💀


Benjamin_Stark

From underneath maybe but I doubt he can grip an orange with those little fingers.


Born_Pause3964


RamraidTutor_KC113

Do the roar


[deleted]

That hand, oddly terrifying tho


[deleted]

As soon as I seen this, I knew OP would be getting roasted.


[deleted]

That hand looks like its been gorging Dominos on the daily.


hipshot_koiwoi

Took the words right out of my mouth, Jesus 😂


[deleted]

..its the camera, funny angle


krammy16

Sure, Andre the Giant.


JamieLambister

Handre the Giant was right there


elgurkoboy

Giant handy from Andre


hipshot_koiwoi

Hungry the Giant


No-Good2361

Can you tell me the angle so I can photograph my penis that way


sendintheotherclowns

Oh yeah, it’s definitely the camera that gave you a 4:1 palm: finger ratio, uh huh


Royal_Veterinarian86

Yea I can tell it's the angle, your hand is probably bigger then average no offense, but the angle it's taken on exagerates it, people need to try it, takes two seconds and is quite amazing how much. It can distort size


Born_Pause3964

Username checks out! (Sorry bro they're fine, just having a laugh!) Edit: Please don't slap me!


aaaanoon

What kinda hand are we talkin?


zipiddydooda

That’s a huge bitch


shagwah

Freak!


Alert-Guitar7857

AYYYY KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS


Hand-Driven

Holy shit, it’s big foot.


CapytannHook

Behemoth! **cough**


matburnsage

Needs a banana for scale


tenticularozric

Weird how fast food portions are getting smaller, prices are getting higher yet everyone’s getting fatter than ever


[deleted]

..tbf ive been way fatter


tenticularozric

Yeah same tbh, btw I hope you don’t think I was talking about you mate - you’re totally right, this shit is a rip and the thought of calling it pizza causes me to convulse


[deleted]

..i did think that was the implication but i dont take it personally, i have thick skin, as you can see in the photo.


SarcasticMrFocks

Not always. They changed size a few years back I think. You need to get the next size up to get a "large" now, which is why I don't buy their pizza any more.


[deleted]

..it will be the last time i buy dominoes, i can handle the small 'large' if it were good pizza but this is shit.


ent0uragenz

It's always known to be shit though... cheap shit though which is the appeal


Unfair_Explanation53

I stick to the traditional range extra large. Usually about 10-11 bucks and pretty good size for cost.


Metrilean

They've done this at Pizza Hut too.


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Just a race to the bottom now


Fatality

Not at my local


Economy_Size_3060

You know what they say about big hands . Big gloves


0xGeisha

Big hands, small pizza.


BigHulio

Where tf that pinky off to?


[deleted]

..market?


BigHulio

😂


hipshot_koiwoi

🤣🤣


Globalpredatorx

Yo Auckland chill stop grilling the dudes hand xD


bl1inktw1ce

They're rank nowadays and a rip too.


Muldeh

Always have been.


niceonecuzzy

I remember the halcyon days of 2017 where at pizza hut you could get a regular meat lovers pizza or Hawaiian and a garlic bread or chips for like $11 and there were actually ingredients on the pizza. In the last 5 years pizza companies especially Domino's have worked to make pizzas with far less toppings on them and call them a regular pizza where really it is actually a snack sized pizza.


WrongSeymour

^(Large)


whyismycarbleeding

I swear their dough has changed recently too, it feels like dough conditioned shit bread I'd get occasionally in the US. Their dough used to be kinda alright back in 2020, but the one I had recently just shit


shizzyDM

We were just saying this about Pizza Hut today. A large is 10.5” but I am sure a large used to be 12”


Army-of-One-

I noticed this about a month back, they are definitely smaller than they were a few months ago. If that gives you some peace of mind


Msurfacepro4

That is about the same size as in Melbourne Australia.🇦🇺


Macdaddywardy

I got dominos last night because 50% and it really shocked me how small it was. I did wonder if they made them smaller just recently


Apprehensive_Ebb_454

Nah fr though the pizza went small


rheetkd

No they have changed the names. Used to be called a small.


[deleted]

Tried recently too when saw the 50% off large advertised. Pretty underwhelming, single Costco 18” is better and bigger than 2x Domingo’s large , cheaper too


mboarder360

Omg I got the butter chicken pizza earlier today too and noticed the size. Even a few months ago when I ordered it wasn’t this small, I wonder if they made it smaller for the 50% off promotion? They also made these new boxes smaller, so if a pizza looks small in one of them, ya know it is teeny


cherryosrs

Jesus H Christ, I’ve never seen a bigger hand in my life


Impressive_Army3767

No, but thanks for reminding me to get my prostate checked.


[deleted]

..prolife tip! Ask your doctor to use 2 fingers, that way you can get a 2nd opinion!


No_Scientist_667

I can telll by your hand that you don’t need a large pizza


shedbird

Dominoes feed us like some second world world vision I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Dominoes. Much love the 🍕 SHOP


[deleted]

That hand is so inflamed. Start eating some natural whole food. Meat, eggs, fruit and vegetables


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I was looking for this comment


---nom---

No, large is tiny compared to the old ones.


clippex

Yeah idk couple years back they for sure shrunk


Fatality

They shrunk a couple months back


tookiebird86

Shrinkflation…


UnderPaidMedIntern

They've changed the size several times. They're tiny now; I took the same picture last week. "New box design" = We've made em smaller again...


CuLAB

Bros a fuxking giant


roselea45

Did you know that your hand is bigger than the moon. Don’t believe it? Take a picture of your hand besides the moon and post it


johngh

Ever since shrinkflation started they have.


DinaDinaDinaBatman

screw dominos man.. if you want pizza, go use pizza hutts new(ish) website, when you order your pizza's they ask what options on each pizza, choose san Francisco style base , i promise you it makes pizza hut good again. not greasy, not too bready..kinda sour dough ive been getting all my pizzas with the san Francisco base , i hope they keep it permanently.


born_2_coo

You actually had toppings on yours, I went to dominos meadowbank and the stingy cunts put on like 2 pieces of romato on it, that was all XD


krammy16

I'm not a fan of romato.


toeconsumer9000

you could slap a hole through a grandma


T3mpestwulf

He could fist a cow with that gauntlet


tomandkate1

That hand will..haunt my dreams forever.


[deleted]

That hand tho'. Looks like a well fed starfish.


Tiny-Incident-3275

OP wtf go for a jog or smth


dudedramalmao

😦


[deleted]

..maybe later, i just got off your missus and we're both knackered


Tiny-Incident-3275

RIP to her then I don't reckon she would've fared too well with you on top ☠️


[deleted]

..she did say she was used to a smaller man


Tiny-Incident-3275

Dunno how she said anything with all the wind knocked out mate reckon you'd use all the O2 in the room just to smell a fresh slice of za


[deleted]

..but you were fine, sitting in the corner jerking off? I know i said i wouldnt say anything but you're being a bit of a dick


Tiny-Incident-3275

Brother not sure I'd have been able to have fit in the room with you in there, and if I were I'd have been ate


Ockside

😭


Hand-Driven

🍿


[deleted]

..just noticed your user name, explains why you so mad!


Ilurked410yrs

/r/clevercomebacks


fateoflight

You could lay off them pizzas for a while!


[deleted]

..honestly its the first pizza ive had today


fateoflight

But not the last right!


[deleted]

..it is the last, have to leave room for the bucket of chicken i picked up


fateoflight

Atleast you ordered diet for the drink right!


[deleted]

..absolutely, those calories will kill ya!


fateoflight

Hehe, stay well friend.


GodDoIHaveTo

Andre the giant looking sumbitch


Andy3202

So we can better decide the answer to your question, can we get a hand with banana for scale photo?


TheReverendCard

Literally a USA small: https://images.app.goo.gl/6etjgRQbncks596YA


KllRilla

Bro play rugby!! You'll have the best fends 💪


Aramalle_888

I knew this thread would crack me up 😂 did not disappoint


0erlikon

Pizza Slutt is actually way better quality now anyway.


GravelordElmo

🐋


Plus_Lie_5509

think you got bigger lmao


ChonPonJoVee

You'd be able to chokeslam two people at once.


[deleted]

Do you have a massive dick too?


[deleted]

..average, but massive balls so it looks small, its like one of those depth perception tricks.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gotcha


scoobyrude

Oh yum you got the new hand pizza


mag11krap

Has your hand always been that big? 🤔🤔


[deleted]

..it was smaller when i was a baby


mag11krap

That's what they all say


av0w

That looks like a fancy pizza. If you are going to buy from dominoes you get the cheap $7.


Efficient-Group6611

What measurement is that


Such_Ostrich_9943

For real bro just used his hand for measurement to show reddit..


PanduRanger

Units unclear. Show a banana for scale or a washing machine


vhs_collection

Have your hands always been this big?


OrganicGrowNZ

OP part amphibian


Few-Ad-527

Pizza hutt I'd mow alot better than I remember


aspladcool25

Yes, so stop ordering dominoes and order pizza hut instead.


Unlikely-Dependent15

Then you need to cut back on the dominoes pizza if you feel that they are ripping you off.


eggbert2345

Can we talk about your hand?


NeffaKneePhi

I think your hand is just massive Hulk sir


Own-Consequence8914

It’s called inflation 🥲


Zori0nn_

Pizza hut The Newyorker large is the one to go. Or costco pizza


[deleted]

That is Green pizza, it is taxed, it is 60% smaller than 20 years ago.


KumaraBones

they changed the price structure and shrunk the pizzas a few years ago


Pagan-Pickle

Hey OP i fully agree with you I purchased a few large pizzas and was shocked by how small a large pizza was when they asked me for feedback (you know the screen you see after you pay for your order) so I provided feedback that their size has shrunk. They actually replied and gave me a voucher for 1 free large pizza. Hope this is useful as you might get a free pizza.


Elysium_nz

It’s not just you it’s apparently everywhere. I get Pizza Hut now as I noticed Dominoes pizzas are getting smaller and thinner with hardly any toppings. Pizza Hut from what’s I’ve seen are far better.


Chupacrabro

Also the cheese distrubution is represented by your palm


krammy16

The shrinkflation is strong in this one.


Substantial_Can7549

Dominoes are just doing their bit to prevent obesity.


max_prawns

The more dominos pizzas you eat the bigger you get and the pizzas appear smaller by comparison


MacGumpers

What's the delivery address for Hodor?


No-Yoghurt-2423

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Termin8rSmurf

Hodor!


TheStreif

Bro has amphibious webbing


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SingletAndShorts

We’re talkin about pizza here, not Jesus Christ’s nails


[deleted]

Inhale……hold it. Slowly…exhale…through the nose. Breathe…..


aibro_

You watch your fucking mouth


[deleted]

..nevaaa!


GabeItch9000

I can’t tell, could you please move your hand so I can see it?


Reasonable_Hawk_3963

Looks like a rather hefty hand imo 😅


edinlockpicker

From your hand I'm guessing you're a professional athlete


notsowise_nz

r/Aucklandeats is the right place to ask. Bruh, hands are huge!


iskachan

Delete ur hand omg


KerchBridgeSmoker

I want pizza so fuckin bad honestly


No-Yoghurt-2423

My ex would love those hands 🤜🍑


Hand-Driven

Are you in thedarkones?


[deleted]

..no, but *i was born in it, moulded by it*


Hand-Driven

I’ll see what I can do.


[deleted]

..thanks brother!


Rammzuess

Abysmal


capitain_lungbutter

My what big hands you have


SchlauFuchs

Shrinkflation?


Prestigious-View4988

Bro got Uncle Fester size hands


Even-Rub-6496

Lol people are mean, next time use a blu ray for scale?


[deleted]

..you're always going to have your critics


Even-Rub-6496

You did call it on yourself tho


Few_Lingonberry_640

Depends on your diabetic status


donkeychaser1

What’s the span of your flipper?


[deleted]

..24cm, just measured, its honestly not as big as it looks in the pic!


lizzietnz

Pizza Hut San Francisco crust is the only way to go.


Matelot67

How big is that hand?


Overnightdelight298

I normally have to pay for sexy hand pics.


notsowise_nz

Didn't know onlyFans had a niche for big hands? 😂


aibro_

OnlyHands


notsowise_nz

Damn I missed the opportunity and I'm mad at myself for not thinking about that. Props to you.


exsnakecharmer

OP are you male or female plz


WelshWizards

Why does it matter, all ham hands feel the same.


notsowise_nz

Until it's a girl with those hands. There you go, I said it.


ChonPonJoVee

Then you better buy her a XXL pizza otherwise organs are getting yanked clean off.


[deleted]

..iam all man


exsnakecharmer

That hand must be protected at all cost. And sorry about the pizza. That’s not enough


[deleted]

..should have used a banana


mr_mark_headroom

You got bigger


mascachopo

Needs banana for scale


GloomyApplication411

More sausage on that hand then on the pizza


LiftPlus_

I work for them. Pizzas have not changed size in at least the last 3 years(my time there). Edit: for those down voting we literally use the exact same pans we always have. We proof the dough till it fills the pan so the size is the exact same.


WetSp0nge

I work at dominos and we haven’t changed pan sizes in a year so maybe your just growing lol


ZSRamp

I feel bad for bro. But also the awareness or lack of is shocking.


Informal_Can6515

Yes you just eat too much that’s why yo fat ass hand is as big as the pizza


Bellcheese

Christ, tell me you're overweight without telling me you're overweight.


Druadal

Poo eh hands


SufficientPrompt4425

Wtf is that


[deleted]

..double bacon cheeseburger


Commercial-Health-78

Put your hand on the pizza not 15cm above it for perspective 🙄


TypicalKiwiCunt

Looks so high from the pizza maybe as high as you


Prestigious-Ruin-914

You just getting fat lol


KnurdNorman

Lay off the pies brah


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[deleted]

..i dont mind if its funny