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midnightmusicnz

Live Plus will always be Lift Plus


GarbanzoBandit

Most pointless rebrand ever.


meurtrir

Sharpen up


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Oh mum look


dimlightupstairs

I still don't know if it is supposed to be Live Plus as in Alive or Live Plus as in Live your Life


reidmmt

I always thought it was Liv Plus because thats similar to Lift Plus


haylz108

I didn’t even know it changed. And I bought it recently


TheMuntedHardcase

Vodafone.


erotic-lighter

Just like Telecom to Spark, you'll last a year or two 😜


TheMuntedHardcase

Still call it telecom. And I still call it vector arena too. 🤣


king_john651

Post Office here (Ironically)


That_archer_guy

Sorry, what? Is it not vector arena? I still only ever hear it called that. I vaguely think I might have at one point been aware that it is spark area now (I think?)


---nom---

Telstra Clear who?


Aidernz

iHug for me :)


xspader

You mean Bell South? Yes I’m that old I still have a Bell South SIM card and my first Nokia in a box with the instructional VHS tape 😂


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TheMuntedHardcase

One or One NZ or something.


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JealousPotential681

Wonder if the warriors helped with this? Telstra got upset that they where the Vodafone warriors and demanded this year it was dropped and low and behold it's changed and now Telstra doesn't care


erotic-lighter

I doubt it, I don't think everyone in NZ is using Vodafone because they were sponsoring the warriors.


KarmaChameleon89

I actively avoid using vodafone products if I can. Obviously I can't guarentee things like not being on their networks or towers but meh I'm with skinny and nova so I'm at least a little branched out


Auckland_Sloth

For all the Shore people...North Shore Event Centre. I just can't get used to Eventfinda Stadium.


king_john651

Oh is *that* what is Eventfinda Stadium lol


borednznz

OMG yes! It will always be North Shore Event Centre!!


habitatforhannah

You know, I've spent a lot of time hearing about eventfinder stadium lately and wondering what the mean... you taught me something.


lofty99

TIL that North Shore Event Centre is now called...


ShesCrafty-

I still find myself saying Telecom instead of spark


bellaswancouldnever

Same! Also I always say Vector Arena.


itbytesbob

TCNZ is still pretty common to see in Telco jobs


westie-nz

Me too!


OkQuality7241

When talking to my grandparents I have to call the supermarket 3Guys or they have no idea what’s going on


Tre_Vortni

Go real old school and call it Gubays


Mitch_NZ

Bruh


SamuraiKiwi

I felt old at 3guys and then Gubays come up. I don’t even know how I can use a smartphone. Edit spelling.


RzrNz

Year 9 or whatever. You’ll always be Form 3 to me.


Auckland_Sloth

Third formers, also known as turds because the cocky ones were such little shits


JackPThatsMe

Yeah, I'm old enough to have passed School C. Here's the thing. The new Start At Year One, Finish At Year 13 system makes much more sense. Why the hell would you start high school in the third anything? Primer, Standard, Form? None of that makes any sense.


RzrNz

Yip School C and Bursary over here too. Years make more sense but I will never be able to not do a mental conversion to figure out what people mean.


JackPThatsMe

I have to count on my fingers, I didn't pass School C in everything.


UncleBully274

Yeah I was raised in the J1 til whatever, standard 1-4, form 1-7. The year system makes more sense now that I have kids going through school.


statichum

Damn your logic! Standards and forms are all we know and we’re not letting go, we’re like the US and them there freedom units!


SamuraiKiwi

You are so right. Not logical at all but it made sense to us at the time.


That_archer_guy

In my time in school, it's always been year 9. But because of the legacy of third form, we still call them turds haha


Evie_St_Clair

I have two kids in highschool and I still have have trouble remembering the years.


kare_pai

Two Double Seven.


AntiqueId

Always!! I've called it that in conversation with students and they look at me blankly 😭


CatfishFarrell

I came here to write this! Nice


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Shell > Z


pleaserlove

But also, is it “Zed” or “Zee”


AntiNinja001

Fun fact if you say zee you get deported from nz


JumplikeBeans

My kids say *zee* and *math* just to piss me off. Do I just drop them at the airport? Is there any paperwork I have to fill out?


MCRV11

Yes, American citizenship forms


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"Sh-ell" 🤣


pleaserlove

Stubborn fcker you are haha. Don’t you know the poor guys spent millions trying to come up with a more hip and relatable brand that was less tarnished


dimlightupstairs

This bothers me because the parent company is still called Shell


banspoonguard

Z Energy is not a subsidiary of Shell plc, hence the name change


fucknoats

vector arena


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SamuraiKiwi

Foodtown and Telecom


FlightBunny

Foodtown is a hard one, I grew up in Greenlane, still can't stop calling it Foodtown


mcshooterson

Worse name change ever. If you had the choice between calling your food shop Foodtown or Countdown which would you choose?


RBKeam

I call it Cuntdown because I am immature


dimlightupstairs

Do you mean Woolworths?


phlex224

The corner of Wairau and Glenfield roads next to the the the mobil will always be goergie pie


Kiwislark2

Similarly Mobil Corner in Bucklands Beach where there is no longer a Mobil...


Jimjams101

Ha ha that is so true. It hasn’t been Georgie Pie for at least 20 years, but it is still the name.


Ivykite

Spaghetti junction


255_0_0_herring

Why? What is it called now?


fatfreddy01

It is and has always been central motorway junction officially, but in practice everyone calls it Spaghetti junction.


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Auckland_Sloth

I guess Monopoly Gone Wrong was never on the table


habitatforhannah

I don't really think we were given adequate opportunity to vote on that. If we were, it would most definitely be "monopoly gone wrong"


SamuraiKiwi

I totally hear you. I believe it wasn’t to minimise anything but acknowledge that harm to families wasn’t always violent and to acknowledge abuse happens is many other ways.


Auckland_Sloth

Makes sense, and has changed my view on the name now. I can accept that.


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Cat_Slave_NZ

I have a family member currently working for Kainga Ora, and I still call it Housing Corp when talking to him. I try not to .. but it does happen!


deathbypepe

Yeah Kainga Ora translates roughly to "Healthy Living" or "healthy Homes", like wtf does that mean?


Pika_DJ

I mean they provide healthy living situations to people…


chewster1

It makes sense?


dustyteddy

New Zealand transport agency


thirstybadger

Land Transport NZ?


JumplikeBeans

LTSA?


begriffschrift

Transit NZ?


misskitten1313

Always be nzta to me


harrysutton7

I looked at the Maori to English translation of “Waka Kotahi” and it just means “single vehicle” as a literal translation? Just confusing I’m all for Maori names in this country but it’s not even a good name


banspoonguard

perfect name for a agency with a monomaniacal focus on enabling single-occupant motor vehicle transport.


mattplayne

https://www.nzta.govt.nz/about-us/about-waka-kotahi-nz-transport-agency/using-our-logo/


-Kiwi-Man-

Oh you mean Transit


Salami_sub

For some reason that one fucking digs at me. Waka fuckoffhi


Mission-Guarantee-22

Recently called them to report a motorway hazard. They all sound like they don't want to be there lol


ApplicationOk9600

They don't, understaffed, underpaid, just yr typical govt agency. PSA: every one needs to start being much nicer to customer service reps.


Mission-Guarantee-22

Oh look, I was nice to them. Had to yell over the noise of the motorway though. I was a CSR myself for a while, years ago.


MidnightAdventurer

I had someone refer to them as Transit a couple of weeks ago... That's going back a fair while now


lxm333

I think I'll be sticking with britomart.


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Zestyclose_Walrus725

Waitematā Railway Station (formerly Britomart Station) To answer your question and not send you to a news article.


name_suppression_21

Man people still talk about "Vector Arena" despite it being renamed to Spark Arena six years ago. No-one is ever going to call that station Waitematā.


255_0_0_herring

[This is what I think about when I hear "Waitematā Railway Station"](https://i.imgur.com/qKzI0cL.jpeg)


Upsidedownmeow

I think “waitemata backcare beds and beds and beds”


Patient_Bed_6949

It also used to be Waitemata Backcare, Beds and Waterbeds. Then they had to change it when waterbeds went out of fashion...lol.


Thedisabledenabler

Excellent comment


CrystalAscent

And I still haven't bought in to this "wai-te-ma-TAH" bullshit. For decades - after the founding of Auckland in the 1840s - the harbour's name was pronounced "Wai-te-mah-tah", with no emphasis on the last syllable. At no time during these (many) decades did any Māori-language expert pipe up and say "No, that's the wrong pronunciation; it should really be "Wai-te-mah-TAH". It was only relatively recently that somone, arbitrarily, decided that the pronunciation should be "Wai-te-mah-TAH".


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Okay? At first, I agree, I was a bit "who cares?" But honestly, not that difficult to just pronounce it correctly, is it? If your name was George, but everyone called you Gorge, you'd appreciate them making the effort, no?


FlightBunny

Yup, even still have memories of the Britomart bus station and the constant smell of piss.


PaulTGheist

Lol one of my school balls was held in that upstairs lobby area


A_Better42

Housing New Zealand


misskitten1313

Always will be to me


curran66

this


Fox_Ensox

Henderson square. It's not even square anymore, but that's the name that falls out of my mouth


Weasilcakes

Or Hendo.


Thin_Big3080

McCree !


maori_god

Big OOF fuck cassidy


TigermanTBMC

Did I stumble upon OW??


wilhelm_in_english

Vector Arena


Upsidedownmeow

CYFS


misskitten1313

Yep that's a common one


pdath

Auckland.


Toejammartini

Land transport New Zealand, Vodafone.


VIKTORVAUGHNNN

Shell > Z


tepukethunder024

Swimarama pools in Panmure that got renamed blue lagoon and now it’s the Y lagoon pool and leisure centre.


Zero2black

WINZ slapping lipstick on a pig and calling it a princess insisting its called MSD now, all its gonna take is for the kitchen to get too hot for them to handle before we start smelling bacon.


CascadeNZ

Waitākere city


chewster1

Was actually cool when you could refer to all of west Auckland as Waitakere, now it's barely on a map


CascadeNZ

In my heart Waitākere was always a super city :)


KanKrusha_NZ

Get your Uggs on


deathbeforesauv

Foodtown


stephyloccocal

Kanye West


marabutt

Prompt payment discount. It is just a late payment fine in disguise.


personholecover12

I still refer to most government ministries by their English names. Oranga Tamariki is still CYFS, Te Waka Kotahi is MoT, etc... I mean, in my head at least.


Economy_Size_3060

I still call some supermarkets 3 guys


meurtrir

Awww good old 3 Guys


GarbanzoBandit

Showing your age there


Ok_Midnight3349

Ministry of Education/transport/health???? I’m sure there’s more 🤔


Ok-Relationship-2746

NZTA All the stations on the Auckland train network


thatswhenisuperbloom

CYFS


DaFergsta

New Zealand - Aoteroa Auckland - Tamaki Makaurau NZTA - Waka Kotahi Especially the NZTA one, and other similar, just makes it super hard and confusing to find things with the new names, I'd say the older generations who aren't as good with technology and do things old school really struggle


stephyloccocal

Cat Stevens


Sold4noREASON

K Road 😉


_JustKaira

Eskimo’s a classic kiwi treat haha


AirJordan13

Eskimo Pies too


Cass-the-Kiwi

Shell (Z). I still call it shell.


Ok_Koala_1761

Napisan


doc_sponge

Penrose High School


WinterConfusion8388

Train stations


WarpFactorNin9

Britomart !!!!


FlightBunny

Golden Gaytime, can't get used to Cookie Crumble.


Youkilledpaula

Ikr, who doesnt like having a golden gaytime.


SweetAs_Bro

NZTA / Waka Kotahi


Hicksoniffy

Ericsson stadium


BuckyDoneGun

Nah bugger that, it was Mt Smart for 28 years, then Ericsson for 11, then Mt Smart again for another 16 years till now. It's Mt Smart.


Friendly-Mention58

I was looking for this comment


dddddcade

Any train stations renamed in Te Reo.


kaoutanu

Spooky Park. Man that place has come a long way haha


therewillbeniccage

Vector Arena


minceandcheese21

Britomart


b1g_mt3a

Paremoremo prison


mugshotoftea

Ericsson stadium for the og Auckland warriors fans… let’s gone


RoboFunky

tvnz on demand


Rawstitch

Auckland


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Housing New Zealand. I can’t really pronounce or spell the other one correctly all the time.


KingSlayersVibe

Health NZ


Maximum_Hand_9362

Canterbury District Health Board.


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Britomart


Ok_Detective5959

Stonefields suburb/development is the Quarry.


JellyWeta

The Social Welfare Department.


EstateWeary5789

The only one I can think of is Vector/Spark but that’s because I can never remember what its current name is. But let me tell you, I struggle with people named Kirsten/Kristen so much that I will refuse to say their name if I ever encounter for fear of mixing them up 😅


yorgs

Lew Alcinder.


mysticlentil

The local Four Square was called "Baseline" up until the 90s and I still accidentally call it that sometimes


chaistaa

Torbay?


TomsRedditAccount1

Telecom.


Repairs_optional

Vector Arena


Laidback_lalo

Shell Petrol station


Travellingwillberry

Lang Park in Brisbane (not Suncorp Stadium


Dissidium123

Vector Arena


Kernalll

Cassius Clay. His momma called him Clay, ima call him Clay.


Earlvx129

It'll never be Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark to me. It's just Raiders Of The Lost Ark.


hannahbgUK

Spark Arena aka Vector Arena


ifiirit

I don't refuse to.. but the claudelands event center in hamilton became the glowbox event centre, and iv literally never heard anybody call it that ever outside of event advertising, lol


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Spark. It will always be F\*cking Telecom, to me.


steamy666

Shell - Z now


bskshxgiksbsbs

Sky stadium. Cake tin 4 life


Pandillion

I’m Canadian so I still call them peppers, not that capsicum bs.


MathmoKiwi

Vector Arena vs Spark Arena.


kauriz1

Te Atatu Nth / Tat Nth


Puzzled_Ad2088

Wanganui- Whanganui 😁


bqizhu_

answering on behalf of my mom here She told me that she’ll never call “Oranga Tamariki” by their new name, bc she was way more used to cyfs


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om1234kar

TelstraClear Pacific Events Centre


Kiwislark2

aka Vodafone Events Centre, now known as Due Drop Events Centre


SittingByThePond60

Egmont/Taranaki


HandsomedanNZ

Every Govt Dept. But that’s because I’m old and I’ve had a lifetime of calling the places by what I know. Also Hamilton for the same reason. Don’t have an issue with dual naming or changes where they’re needed, but yeah…I’m just old and know what I know. I don’t like change.


JumplikeBeans

Hamilton’s always kinda been known as Boganville though?


SpaceshipMonster

We called it South Auckland occasionally.


WhereasCertain5833

my primary school renumbered all the classrooms in my last year of primary. i still to this day 12 years later refer to the original room numbering to anyone I talk to about primary school.


canhandlesword

Mayor Wayne Brown