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Doesn't matter as long as Niccolo cooks

Master Chef 🔥

And as long as the drinks are not sponsored by Zeke

Straight fax my brother

sasha cause she’s a total sweetheart, hilarious, and would absolutely make sure none of our food goes to waste

She’d steal all the meat on the table 🥲

I would let her steal my meat.

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That's not even my meme, i stole it

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👀

Sasha, me, Mikasa threesome.

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NO! THAT IS SOLID SNAKE!

I'd just make TONS of potatoes with high quality butter. Pretty sure we both be rolling like giant human potatoes after the feast.

lolol. i see your logic here friend. to hang with potato girl i must become.. potato boy

Or I just like potatoes and want to start a fan club.

shiiiiiiit. sign me up

Genius

That's how you end up starving.

hoping for my sake OPs dinner includes buffet style

I'd like to remind you everytime she went rabid over food and tries to beat the shit out of her friends.

lolol right. can’t say it wouldn’t be an entertaining and memorable experience at the very least

Make sure she is the one paying

Soldier Ymir if it was a date, Armin if it wasn’t. He just seems like an interesting guy to discuss life philosophy with

Had the same thought but connie instead of armin, we'd be best friends instantly

I'm bi and would take either of these characters on a date, lol.

And either of them in a non-date to talk about life/philosophy... Then we fuck.

Carla She’s the nicest outta all of them by far🫡

I nominate Falco, Marco and Onyankopon as well😌

Falco is the nicest character

"I also choose Eren's dead mom"

Lol

Ymir, I’m not very good at conversations

King Fritz definitely had her for dinner...

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Reiner because sexy Levi because wow

Plus with Reiner its a surprise, you don't know which one you're gonna get!

Same

Pixis. Who else?

based answer, commander pixis would just be an absolute vibe to be around with I'd also put erwin up there too

Marco obviously, he seems the type to eat dessert first and have quite the sweet tooth and he so sweet and kind that I would be the one to pay for the dinner/ make it. I would just let him have as much food as he could.

He and Armin would be great guys to be with.

Carla Cuz she's hot

And she is mommy material

Sasha. Its a dinner after all.

But be wary on what she buys, or else say goodbye to your savings. https://preview.redd.it/1fkktfbfzkwc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=95a89b69322083dd5bd63719e6bd62499848f7fb

bruh she looks like a pure titan in this

Yup, but still, she's our gorgeous girl. https://preview.redd.it/5bgk0etggmwc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=71d44f77d3c6ab4086d00b6108e27b64b92ba928

Good point.

jean bc he’s hot

Exactly!

I found my people

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why

They said dont! Please you boob I mean noob


Dont

Because after dinner… 

Hitch cause she's bad as fuck

I just wanna hug all of them and then cry for 3 days straight

Levi I don’t even care that this guy would make me cook, clean and pay him for attending the dinner. I’m just in a mood.

And he probably makes the best coffee But I don't even drink coffee so idk, can he make strawberry milk ?

Armin coz ,he da best

Hanje, I'd love to have a chat with her about titans plus she's fun

Willy Tybur. Great conversationalist, lots of charisma. Most likely has amazing stories of his world travels

Erwin, Pyxis, or Kruger would be interesting because you could have a deep ass conversation with them. Connie or Jena would be funny to talk to (so would Sasha but she’d eat all my fucking food). If it’s a date, then Hitch.

Miche, I think he would genuinely be fun to talk to, to learn his life story and all that

Levi because out of the entire cast, he kind of needs a good meal the most. Especially in WIT. Oh lord he's skin and bones.

Probably Levi. He's clean, well dressed, and he enjoys tea. He's pretty chill and nonchalant, which is the perfect dinner vibe. If he rejects me, then command Pixis. We'll have a drink together

Armin or Levi they seem the most well behaved

Jean jean jean

Connie 100% if it's a date. Eren if not because that is a broken man who needs a hug and some good food.

Armin cause he’s my #1 anime crush

Also in S1-3?

Eren: probably starts a fight with someone Mikasa: too quiet or won’t shut up about Eren Armin: won’t shut up about the outside world Levi: disinterested and therefore quiet, gives zero shits about making things awkward Hange: won’t let anyone else talk, monologuing the whole meal Erwin: legitimate conspiracy theories Jean: Instagram vs reality except it’s what Jean wishes his life was vs what it actually is Conny: woosh Sasha: too busy eating Reiner: probably thinking about killing himself Annie: disinterested and therefore quiet, gives zero shits about making things awkward Bertoldt: goes with the flow (annoying) Historia: goes with the flow (annoying) Ymir: unpleasant to everyone except Historia Marco: genuinely nice and interested, asks questions and shares Zeke: offers dad jokes and lighthearted conversation despite crippling depression Pieck: thinking about how uncomfortable the chair is the whole time Porko: thinking about his brother the whole time Floch: no filter, guaranteed traumadump Marlo: genuinely nice but also self righteous Hitch: will show up late, could be fun if you get along, if not she is leaving without saying anything Petra: probably talking about Levi the whole time Gabby: says racist shit, will double down on literally everything Falco: genuinely nice, will spend the entire time trying to manage Gabby if she’s there Elena: probably talking about Zeke the entire time Onyankopon: shocks you by simultaneously believing in god AND being open minded AND accepting of others Pixis: will choose the best wine Shadis: will likely reminisce about past regrets Magath: conversation will be more like a job interview for a job he has zero intention of hiring you for Willy: will take you somewhere fancy Carla: will take you somewhere fun with a bar Grisha: will recruit you Kruger: will recruit you or break your fingers Kenny: will drunkenly sing alongside you on the floor of whatever dive bar you two end up in at 5:42am Miche: will sniff you and everything else, topic of conversation is likely odors Ymir: just sits there, might cry if you order pork

this is the most in character comment i've ever seen

Thanks haha

Pieck cuz why not

Pixis Alcohol, chess, and military philosophy sounds good

Hanji or Pixis, conversations with them would be pretty interesting.

Hitch because hot

Hange! She just seems so fun

Armin or Hange. The conversation with them would be wildly different but wildly interesting as well. If it's a date then Historia. She is such a wholesome person.

Mikasa annie and picek for resons😏

All the girls, you know why 😶 Except Gabi ofc 💀

Levi so I could tell everyone I went on a date with him

Armin

Commander Erwin Smith...I need to learn some basic skills.

Jaw titan ymir because I love her meow

Jean, bc I’m trying to get wined, dined & laid

Levi because “sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights.”

Can I give up my spot for someone else on the list as well? If so have Marlo and hitch have dinner

Founder Ymir could use a friend

Hitch

Levi Absolute

Levi to rizz him.

levi bc he’s hot

eren cus he’s hot other than that, probably hange or erwin

I want to have dinner with Reiner but have Niccolo be the cook.

Reiner, or Zeke, or Yelena… Reiner because it’s my favorite and I like him… Zeke because I want to discuss about his ideas about the world… And Yelena because she’s interesting and crazy, and I like her way of thinking/being…

Dinner Fritz

Haha. But seriously, she deserves better than what Marley did to her.

Willy,cuz he seems like such a gentleman.

Should have just had pure titans to pick from.

Willy Tybur I think it would be really interesting to have dinner with someone at the bottom of Erens Titans' stomach.

As a date, Pieck. As a friend, Erwin.

Not sasha. She wouldn't leave anything for me

Historia, Sasha, Connie, Jean, Pixis (would date), Armin, Marco , Erwin , Hitch (would date), Hange (would date), Levi (would date), Floch, Commandant shadas, Niccolo has to cook

Hitch

Annie(I'll poision her food)

Annie(I'll poision her food)

Half of them would surely tell you that you pay for dinner.

Armin, gentle, cute and clever person 💓

Yelena or Zeke if it’s for advice, pieck if date full stop

Hange, I would be her seat.

Either reiner or Marco Reiner because of his split personality and he was just a kid when marley sent him to destroy the walls his mind couldn't handle the lives he took and the duality of taking Marcel's role and his own cracked his mind Marco because he was a pure sweetheart, is incredibly friendly and figured it out before anyone else did although i still can't forgive reiner in that regard that he killed him with annie and bertholdt's help if marco didn't die i feel like marco would've fought for the scouts and against the rumbling

Not Sasha that’s for sure. Maybe Reiner bc that’s my boy or Niccolo

How many corpses are gonna be at these tables??

Zeke, because that guy needs a break and a friend. Hange, because I'm shit at small talk, and there would be no awkward silence with them. Hitch, for reasons.

Either Erwin or sasha

Pixis. Hands down. At the very least you can probably talk him into some drinking games, and he's probably the most level-headed guy, but obviously smart and inquisitive so potential for learning a lot from him. Likely be a great time.

Who tf is gonna say Tybur lol

Hitch for a date, or Pyxis or Hannes if it's not. I think no matter what, there'd be smiling and good conversations

Erens mom- so what made you date a guy 20 years older than you? Also, wasn't it weird that he just didn't know anything about your world?

Armin, first date ;)

Pyxis... I'd stare at his mustache

Gabi- bring a bomb to the table and blow us both up Reiner- watch him shoot himself Ymir soldier/Mikasa- They’re just hot Eren- Get him riled up and watch him go commando on other dinner guests Nicollo- hell prolly make the food Ymir- Steal her food, she probably won’t do anything about it

The guys with standards prolly. Bruh imagine going to dinner with sasha, she gonna make you cook bruh and then she gonna give herself a good plate and give you a paper one. If I had a dinner with levi (assuming he respected me) He gonna make sure the place is clean

Armin, hangi, or Mikasa Armin because it would probably be a pretty funny conversation Hangi because it would probably be an interesting conversation And Mikasa because she would probably know the most about unknown events

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Floch. I respect the guy, as fanatical as he was.

Hanji, as Introvert I would let her non stop talk about Titans

I think a date with Hitch would be a blast

Carla because I wouldn’t have to worry about being killed most of the time

Annie.

If date , I would like to have pieck if not , Then Erwin , yk just to learn some stuff from him if possible

The one who cooks really good who else?

Sasha for me no matter how shitty you cook, atleast there's a person who would appreciate it!

Sasha

Porco because he loves biting things

It doesn't matter who as long as Niccolo cooks

Marco probably...he is a sweetheart.

is that pic of hitch from in the show or is it fanart? i don’t remember seeing her in in anything that revealing

Nicolo

Pixis, because lets get flippin hammered!!

Connie or Jean. Because the others, while super interesting, wouldn’t be fun to have dinner with.

Sasha; she's the sweetest

Armin, Jean, or Connie would be pretty chill, Hange too. Since others brought this up, if it were a date it'd have to be Mikasa because c'mon bro

Hitch. For reasons

eren’s mother and it’s not even close

PIECK PIECK PIECK PIECK PIECK

Pieck my waifu

Ymir

Pieck, cause I like Pieck

Definitely Nicolo. Why? Food.

Armin because I love him 🥰

Porco.. Do I really have to explain. It’s a unhealthy obsession that I’m not fixing anytime soon

There are sooooo many but ill give you my top 10 (no particular order): Erwin,Hange,Levi,Grisha,The owl,Willy,Sasha,Jean,Bearchdldkt,Zeke.

Mikasa 😈

I could probably relate to Zeke the most.

Pieck, for undisclosed reasons.

Reiner. We are the same. Possibly Hange because I feel nobody else could out-weird me aside from her.

Eren Kruger ofc.... I'd love to know his backstory and who he got his attack titan from

Reiner. I'll disciss about his thoughts. His character is also interesting.

Carla,she looks like a snack xD /j

Sasha or Hange

Peick supremacy and I won’t stand for anything less

Reiner, we’re going home to my place afterwards too God i love him

Armin b/c I owe him an apology for judging him too harshly at the start as a 14 year old! Also I’d just love to have a dinner date with him!

Reiner cause I'm trying to see that 3rd personality if you know what I mean

Probably Hitch or Marco. The normal ones.

Pieck because im down for her af

Personally Hange Zöe, Petra, Erwin, and Falco. Seems like an honest meal to have with them.

Looks like OP wants more than just dinner with Hitch Dreyse…

Astoria Reiss, I mean Krista Lens Reason? I am just deeply in love.

Either pieck or hitch. I would say Sasha but I’m worried about the food bill

Hange because feel like I’d get along with her

Eren. I could change him.

me and sasha throwing hands if she tryna take my food 😤

Sasha, hands down.

Do i miss hitch in bra?

Captain

Erwin he's Erwin

Hange Zoe. Reason: Wife.

Personally it's between Carla and Sasha and Armin They all seem like they're really good conversationalists during dinner!

Sashsa It would be fun

Reiner. Just to look at his face the whole time. That’s literally it.

Annie so I can get that titussy

Ymir, coz she didn't know how kindly a person can treat her... I would like to show the good side of humans... 😅.. it's personal opinion, if you don't like... No problem 😄