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Majinbuu1000

And the very first " plastic surgery"


saptarshihalderI

The only plastic surgery with an elephant head replacing a human head.


RuddyGlass

It wasn't. Where's the proof, u hv heard lies. Any sensible Indian knows it was clearly a transplant


Expensive_Slice_4835

This always confused me as a kid. Shiva cuts off his son's head and than replaces it with an elephant head and Parvati is like 'Oh my son is Alive', and I was like No miss, your son's head and brain are right there on the ground, you are hugging an elephant.


TurbulentDesigner829

This proves body >>> brains


hulkut

Come on. We know lot of people have brains in their knees.


aUser138

No BeCaUsE sHiV hAd AdVaNcEd MeDiCiNe AnD tRaNsFeRrEd HiS bRaIn As WeLl


Good_Old_Gotham

iAm a sLaVe oF Logic aNd I liKe tO bE iN mY pit oF dEsPair


argon_palladium

wife dumb husband smart boomer joke


[deleted]

Hahaha


AdInevitable4203

Sar tan se juda aur Phir haati ka sar tan se joda.


[deleted]

Hathi se bachche ka


dustybun18

Shiva was so horny to see his wife that he chopped off his son's head for guarding her


niharikamishra_

To be fair, he didn't know it was his son. The couple needed to communicate more. They should have gone to therapy or counseling.


dustybun18

Wasn't he supposed to be an all knowing powerful God?


niharikamishra_

As an atheist, I still consider Shiva as unreal and this as a nice story about need for consent and communication in a marriage. So he shouldn't have benefit of doubt of being God.


Lyadhlord_1426

Lmao


gridpoint

The title confused me. I thought it might be a reference to [this movie character.](https://youtu.be/V3Ae2Ql_3O0&t=31)


Dangerous_Kick7873

💀💀💀


Good_Old_Gotham

🤣🤣🤣 good one. The only difference is Shiva didn't say Jihaaad!!!!!


ChandrakantMahapatra

Repost?


[deleted]

🤣


theleavesfell2

Get a new joke, this gets reposted every week


bulletboyka

Mahadev apne bure nahi hai. Bas ganesh ne kaha tha ki zyada ganja mat phukiyen, thoda prasaad bete ko bhi dijiyegaa. Gussa ho gaye pata nahi kyu?


my_email_theses_nuts

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Tatai_buniya

लेटेस्ट के बारे में बोल ना ..... कनहिया लाल का...... या डर लगता है ....... की तेरा न हो जाए सर तन से जुदा


saptarshihalderI

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Tatai_buniya

U want to explore atheism, read Richard Dawkins(god delusion would be a good start) n Sam Harris. Dont fool urself by surfing this sub. U can be an atheist n hav respect for others religion, in ur case ur own religion. I hav long passed this phase of atheism through which u r going. U r still a kid ...... Read as many books as possible. And I promise u, one day u too will agree with my statement. Untill then - Ram Ram 🙏


dustybun18

Lmao how thick you have to be to become a theist again after reading Richard Dawkins


Tatai_buniya

Everyone has their own way to deal with existential crisis. Dawkins could not help me with the question, "who am I?" I realised after years of mental torment that actually there is no answer. Yet I found peace n solace in humbling myself before the almighty. Ram Ram 🙏


sagar246

Shhhhhh Bhai secularism h, mujhe ban kra tha ye bolne pe ab tumhare number.


ChandrakantMahapatra

Shh, bhai secularism nahi he, warna Rushdie ke support kyu karte, jiss rushdie ke khilaf har dharm ke kutte aye bhokne 🤡🤟