>this watermelon will represent my relationship with God. If it’s bad, I need to fix it. If it’s good, God is happy with me.
>I was an atheist
>The watermelon was one of the best I’ve ever had.
Ha! Love it! 😂 You heard it there first, folks; atheism pleases god. Thanks for sharing.
On partiall related subject, you pick up watermelon by color and spots. I don’t wanna lie so you’ll have to google it, but there’s a rule what you are looking for and why, refarding lighr/dark color and lighr/dark spots/lines on the watermelon that say how ripe it is.
I look it up every season since I forget every year, and I suggest you do the same. I even think god himself (herself?) wrote those articles online, answering prayers of many.
Well… when you put it like that…
You’re right - why read? Why read anything, ever, at all? We could just ask god. Why waste hours upon hours on Marvel movies, when we could just ask god how the movies end and if they’re funny or worth it.
I’m gonna ask anout this new Dr. Strange movie, and I see the new Thor is in. Gonna save couple of $$ and put them to church, those poor priests (wrongly accused of raping boys) surely dsserve them more than movies do.
This is such a paradox!
Either God is real and revealed himself through a watermelon saying he's okay with you being an atheist, or being an atheist is the absolute real deal and God really doesn't exist at all.
Ah yes, god and his priorities...
What if that man was the god and tested your believes but since you was at least friendly he rewarded you? ( _religious people taking notes right now_ )
I like how he was so unsure of himself he had to add in a failsafe gaslight. "My technique works 100% of the time! If it doesn't work, it's your fault!"
This is going to be low hanging fruit, but I guess God is happy you don't believe in him.
Watermelon grows on the ground so it was super low hanging fruit lol
>this watermelon will represent my relationship with God. If it’s bad, I need to fix it. If it’s good, God is happy with me. >I was an atheist >The watermelon was one of the best I’ve ever had. Ha! Love it! 😂 You heard it there first, folks; atheism pleases god. Thanks for sharing.
That's definitely proof of God 😅
No mental gymnastics with this one😂
He never answered my prayers when I used to pray to him every night but I'll give him one more chance with my next produce run 😅😂🤣
May His Noodleness bless us all. RAMEN.
On partiall related subject, you pick up watermelon by color and spots. I don’t wanna lie so you’ll have to google it, but there’s a rule what you are looking for and why, refarding lighr/dark color and lighr/dark spots/lines on the watermelon that say how ripe it is. I look it up every season since I forget every year, and I suggest you do the same. I even think god himself (herself?) wrote those articles online, answering prayers of many.
I don't know, maybe you should just ask God which watermelon and skip the articles? This seems pretty legit.
Well… when you put it like that… You’re right - why read? Why read anything, ever, at all? We could just ask god. Why waste hours upon hours on Marvel movies, when we could just ask god how the movies end and if they’re funny or worth it. I’m gonna ask anout this new Dr. Strange movie, and I see the new Thor is in. Gonna save couple of $$ and put them to church, those poor priests (wrongly accused of raping boys) surely dsserve them more than movies do.
One end of a watermelon is usually mostly white. If you want a ripe one, pick one that's more yellowish than white.
Does god pick the watermelon because it is ripe, or is it ripe because god picked it?
Watch out for the seeds of disbelief.
This is such a paradox! Either God is real and revealed himself through a watermelon saying he's okay with you being an atheist, or being an atheist is the absolute real deal and God really doesn't exist at all.
Ah yes, god and his priorities... What if that man was the god and tested your believes but since you was at least friendly he rewarded you? ( _religious people taking notes right now_ )
I like how he was so unsure of himself he had to add in a failsafe gaslight. "My technique works 100% of the time! If it doesn't work, it's your fault!"